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(Yahoo)   Farker fb- fathers his first child   (dailynews.yahoo.com) divider line 80
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4296 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2001 at 9:15 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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fb-
2001-11-09 09:17:01 AM  
Huzzah!
 
2001-11-09 09:19:54 AM  
Go fb-
she's a babe! SCHWING!!
 
2001-11-09 09:22:39 AM  
Hmmm, Hurley...my kind of a babe.
 
2001-11-09 09:22:47 AM  
ROCK ON! Good job!
 
2001-11-09 09:23:53 AM  
Lame.
 
2001-11-09 09:26:00 AM  
dude, congrats
 
2001-11-09 09:26:31 AM  
I assume that fb = Father, Bing.
 
2001-11-09 09:27:43 AM  
Bastard, I fell for it. :)
 
2001-11-09 09:28:44 AM  
Hey! Drew: According to the article, Bing (known to all of us as Fb-) is loaded with cash. He could be your man for that 6-figure loan floating deal you were asking about the other day...
 
2001-11-09 09:31:01 AM  
This one should be good for seeing how many people actually read the article...

3Horn
 
2001-11-09 09:31:23 AM  
Abort.
 
2001-11-09 09:31:31 AM  
Whew!
Hugh had Divine.
Hugh had Liz.
So by default,
Fb- had Hugh,
Liz and Divine!
Long live you,
Huzzah!
 
2001-11-09 09:32:37 AM  
3horn: what will be the best are the dolts that read it and think her husband is a Fark frequenter
 
2001-11-09 09:37:12 AM  
True Rabbito, but at least we know Wil is real....

3Horn
 
2001-11-09 09:41:17 AM  
Nice catch there fb. Anyone who wants to see some early Liz Hurley in action, rent a movie called Kill Cruise. She's on a boat with Patsy Kensit parading around in bikinis. Movie came out around 1990. Some good scenes, if you're into that sort of thing.
 
2001-11-09 09:41:50 AM  
Good to know she finally got over our breakup.
 
2001-11-09 09:43:50 AM  
We all know fb- never got laid..... ;)
 
2001-11-09 09:46:42 AM  
Just keep the kid away from any pot you leave on the kitchen table.
 
2001-11-09 09:48:42 AM  
Fb, does she have a sister? Liz Hurley is such a babe.
 
2001-11-09 09:53:23 AM  
Congrats Fb-
 
2001-11-09 10:14:48 AM  
I think some people are commenting without reading the article...

Wait, that's no different from normal. Never mind.
 
2001-11-09 10:16:44 AM  
I read the article. What the fark does FB have to do with it?
 
2001-11-09 10:20:17 AM  
ShaggaFarkinriffic Dude!
 
2001-11-09 10:21:33 AM  
OK who is pulling the piss out of Fb-...thats not nice.
funny though....NOT
 
2001-11-09 10:23:18 AM  
Wow kinda slow for a doctor.
 
2001-11-09 10:25:47 AM  
and then fb- woke up... or something
 
43%
2001-11-09 10:26:38 AM  
articles = many words, sometimes big
headlines= few words , often small

i think i'll just read the headline. b-duh.
 
2001-11-09 10:28:07 AM  
I think the filter is broken again, I keep typing B-S and it comes out fb

Boobies!
 
2001-11-09 10:32:42 AM  
who fvcking cares!?!?
 
2001-11-09 10:32:46 AM  
next you'll be telling me the WTC Guy photo was doctored!
wait a minute....never mind.
 
bug
2001-11-09 10:42:45 AM  
i amazed Fb could father a baby considering how many punches to the genitals he receives
 
2001-11-09 10:46:08 AM  
Whoo she is a fineness.
 
2001-11-09 10:48:30 AM  
I didn't know Fb- could father a baby...
 
2001-11-09 10:50:22 AM  
Pah.
 
2001-11-09 11:05:40 AM  
fb-? Thank god for abortion!!!
 
2001-11-09 11:08:41 AM  
Fb- would be lucky if she gave him a restraining order, much less a lay.
 
2001-11-09 11:12:36 AM  
All I can say is Hugh was a idiot for farking up his relationship with such a ultra babe as Liz.
 
2001-11-09 11:12:48 AM  
the dress you ask...well, here it is.

 
2001-11-09 11:13:51 AM  
Fb, with child? The headline gave me the fright of my life. Thankfully the article made it all better.
 
2001-11-09 11:35:10 AM  
The anti-christ has risen. France surrenders immediatly.
 
2001-11-09 11:40:20 AM  
Swam all the way down from her throat, did they?

Them's strong little sperms, Fb-.......
 
2001-11-09 11:45:19 AM  
Glad it's a joke...

Fb- with a kid?

 
2001-11-09 11:46:56 AM  
Wow. Just wow. Time to put the flags back at half mast I guess......
 
2001-11-09 11:53:37 AM  
Way to go, fb-!!!

Be sure to send us pics when you get the stanky on the hangdown.
 
2001-11-09 12:16:59 PM  
Fb- ADOPT ME! We can go watch mom in the shower!
 
2001-11-09 12:22:53 PM  
Sheesh, you'd think Fb actually had a penis or something. Does he know what an erection is? :)
 
JMT
2001-11-09 12:25:24 PM  
Actually, I am the father. You will be able to tell easily when it is born with 3 feet of ass hair.
 
2001-11-09 12:41:14 PM  
Fb. could not get laid in a whore house with a fist full of hundreds. This guys personality is the best birth control. He makes chics dry up like the Sarah. He is so ugly, that when he was a kid they had to tie steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him. fark Fb. I hate everyone!!!
 
2001-11-09 12:41:56 PM  
I think Fb- is hilarious. But, then again, I was upset when Jelloboy was kicked out of here. I'm amused that most of you farkers have absolutely no sense of humor. I'd call you all a bunch of uptight assholes, but I don't want to offend anyone.
 
2001-11-09 12:49:12 PM  
Maybe our sense of humor does not suck
 
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