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What's worse than being gay in the Bible Belt? Being an atheist
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incendi
2012-02-05 09:20:39 AM
What if you're a gaytheist?
shivashakti
2012-02-05 09:23:17 AM
incendi
:
What if you're a gaytheist?
You believe in a homosexual God?
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-05 09:44:42 AM
At least no one has said atheists can't marry each other
/yet
vudukungfu
2012-02-05 09:47:53 AM
Sane people problems.
incendi
2012-02-05 09:52:02 AM
shivashakti
:
You believe in a homosexual God?
Yeah, that's gotta be more offensive than merely not believing in one at all!
GAT_00
2012-02-05 09:56:52 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
:
At least no one has said atheists can't marry each other
/yet
I technically can't hold a civil or government office in this state.
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-05 10:10:12 AM
GAT_00
:
MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least no one has said atheists can't marry each other
/yet
I technically can't hold a civil or government office in this state.
Why?
Religion or lack thereof
Politics
Not able to get security clearance
Feeble job skills
All of the above?
gaslight
2012-02-05 10:32:30 AM
Excellent find, subby.
Godscrack
2012-02-05 10:35:40 AM
H.A.H.A.H.A.
Hispanic Atheist Homosexuals Against Hate Association
swaniefrmreddeer
2012-02-05 10:42:38 AM
Funny, I have a super religious neighbor, and she is the outcast of the neighborhood. She recently god pimped her van, and we have been snickering ever since.
GAT_00
2012-02-05 10:48:51 AM
AbbeySomeone
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GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least no one has said atheists can't marry each other
/yet
I technically can't hold a civil or government office in this state.
Why?
Religion or lack thereof
Politics
Not able to get security clearance
Feeble job skills
All of the above?
In Tennessee, it is illegal for atheists to hold government office.
It's true
. There's no law against serving in TN government and being gay.
what_now
2012-02-05 10:48:57 AM
How is it anyone's business what sky wizard someone does or doesn't believe in?
GAT_00
:
I technically can't hold a civil or government office in this state.
1) move, or stop biatching about it
2) I don't think your state can violate the 1st Amendment.
R.A.Danny
2012-02-05 10:56:17 AM
Well, one of these conditions does involve a choice and the ability to not tell the world about it without living a painful double life.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-05 11:12:17 AM
GAT_00
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In Tennessee, it is illegal for atheists to hold government office. It's true. There's no law against serving in TN government and being gay.
Interesting. So states can create constitutional laws that are in direct conflict with the US Constitution, but they can't pass laws that conflict with Federal Law
/and who would have the nerve to challenge it?
Benevolent Misanthrope
2012-02-05 11:49:51 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
:
GAT_00:
In Tennessee, it is illegal for atheists to hold government office. It's true. There's no law against serving in TN government and being gay.
Interesting. So states can create constitutional laws that are in direct conflict with the US Constitution, but they can't pass laws that conflict with Federal Law
/and who would have the nerve to challenge it?
I think that last part is the real issue. It's not that they are within the law, it's that people there are too intimidated to call them on it.
El_Frijole_Blanco
2012-02-05 11:56:30 AM
I love it when folks try to draw me in to this see we Christians are soooo good debates. I am a disabled combat vet, I have adopted three of my foster kids, was on my own since age 15 really, managed to get my way to an MS in school even with a job and all of these kids, I volunteer to help mentor kids. Then I have to say sorry to burst your bubble but I am and always have been an atheist
ms_lara_croft
2012-02-05 01:48:23 PM
FTA: "America is the well-known exception to the rule that the wealthier and
better-educated
a country is, the less religious its population."
Ha ha! From another Fark post:
Lunch Scholars
Weaver95
2012-02-05 03:09:36 PM
when it comes to being discriminated against by evangelical christianity, i'd imagine pagans and muslims could relate to any persecution atheists might suffer from the same group. A friend of mine is very openly pagan and has been insulted, her house broken into, and had her neigbors call the cops on her during rituals.
Makh
2012-02-05 03:26:38 PM
Weaver95
:
A friend of mine is very openly pagan and has been insulted, her house broken into, and had her neigbors call the cops on her during rituals.
It happens in the non-Evangelical north too if you aren't careful. But yeah, places like Florida have the worst clashes because some areas are accepting next to places they would likely kill you.
Florida has all sorts of religious problems. My girlfriend got public attention just for wearing a crystal point around her neck in Tampa.
Most in Florida don't look at pagans as having a real religion so they don't care. I have heard people refer to pagans as whatever they know the parents to be. But Atheists really get them riled up just for existing somewhere.
Sleeping Monkey
2012-02-05 03:40:20 PM
What's worse than being
gay
in the Bible Belt?
Pretty much nothing.
Weaver95
2012-02-05 03:52:00 PM
Makh
:
It happens in the non-Evangelical north too if you aren't careful. But yeah, places like Florida have the worst clashes because some areas are accepting next to places they would likely kill you..
I think that's really what it comes down too - know the area before you out yourself as being non-traditional. some places don't care if you're gay, atheist, christian, muslim, jew, pagan or whatever. Meanwhile, other places will call down the wrath of god on you for being the wrong flavor of baptist.
I've often wondered what a purely pagan township would look like. Or a town that was predominately atheist for that matter. would such a community be harrassed by state and federal officials? would they coexist without issue? it's the sort of idle specualtion that gets me through a long boring shift on a sunday afternoon like today.
Makh
2012-02-05 04:29:59 PM
Weaver95
:
I've often wondered what a purely pagan township would look like.
Salem Mass. Large community grew out of people coming for miles around expecting to see them. Many of the houses have bind runes all over them. Most people are ok with it. Some non-pagans aren't too happy about the pagans. Commercials air on the local TV asking shouldn't Salem capitalize on Salem's nautical roots. Yeah, that would make the costal town unique.
shivashakti
2012-02-05 04:35:35 PM
Makh
:
Salem Mass. Large community grew out of people coming for miles around expecting to see them. Many of the houses have bind runes all over them. Most people are ok with it. Some non-pagans aren't too happy about the pagans. Commercials air on the local TV asking shouldn't Salem capitalize on Salem's nautical roots. Yeah, that would make the costal town unique.
Which is odd because, historically, Salem, MA has NOTHING TO DO with Wicca or any other form of NeoPaganism. Wicca was invented in the mid-20th century and had nothing to do with the famous Salem witch trials.
Bevets
2012-02-05 04:35:50 PM
David Silverman, president of American Atheists, concurs: "We challenge the whole concept that you can't be good without God."
Theist: There is no
prescriptive morality
without God.
Atheist: Look at my
description
of morality.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. ~ Philip Dick
cameroncrazy1984
2012-02-05 04:41:22 PM
Bevets
:
David Silverman, president of American Atheists, concurs: "We challenge the whole concept that you can't be good without God."
Theist: There is no prescriptive morality without God.
Atheist: Look at my description of morality.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. ~ Philip Dick
Congratulations, you just proved that it is ACTUALLY possible to be good without God. How does that feel?
Makh
2012-02-05 04:54:17 PM
shivashakti
:
Which is odd because, historically, Salem, MA has NOTHING TO DO with Wicca or any other form of NeoPaganism. Wicca was invented in the mid-20th century and had nothing to do with the famous Salem witch trials.
Yeah, that's what I said. Actually some of it looks like it was older than that. But for the most part, I think it grew in population from the last 30 years.
Bevets
:
Atheist: Look at my description of morality.
Woah, High school flashback.
Funny, the people who said I couldn't be good without God, were the ones who beat and molested me. When it came up why was I getting beaten, they pointed to parents and school officials that I was not a believer in God. And the school officials went with it until my parents got lawyers.
I can see you being that kind of parent, you sick fark. And don't give me that shiat about those who did that to me weren't really Christian. Oh yes they were.
Snarfangel
2012-02-05 04:54:27 PM
shivashakti
:
incendi: What if you're a gaytheist?
You believe in a homosexual God?
It does sound kind of suspicious when you have Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, but no Mrs. God.
Weaver95
2012-02-05 05:01:54 PM
shivashakti
:
Which is odd because, historically, Salem, MA has NOTHING TO DO with Wicca or any other form of NeoPaganism. Wicca was invented in the mid-20th century and had nothing to do with the famous Salem witch trials.
I'm not entirely sure 'invented' is the proper term. more like 'codified'. the hermetics of the day were attempting to organize a wide variety of beliefs under one umbrella (the early christian church went through a similar period of reorganization).
shivashakti
2012-02-05 05:07:54 PM
Weaver95
:
I'm not entirely sure 'invented' is the proper term. more like 'codified'. the hermetics of the day were attempting to organize a wide variety of beliefs under one umbrella (the early christian church went through a similar period of reorganization).
Sure, the Golden Dawn and then Crowley tried to syncretize many different belief systems into one, but none of it was really like Wicca until Gardner cobbled Wicca together from various sources (Aradia, Crowley's writings, Golden Dawn style ceremonial magick, Freemasonry, plus the false scholarship of Margaret Murray).
Bevets
2012-02-05 05:08:10 PM
David Silverman, president of American Atheists, concurs: "We challenge the whole concept that you can't be good without God."
Bevets
:
Theist: There is no
prescriptive morality
without God.
Atheist: Look at my
description
of morality.
cameroncrazy1984
:
Congratulations, you just proved that it is ACTUALLY possible to be good without God. How does that feel?
You
missed the point
. Atheists may pat themseles on the back for following 'a code', but they have no coherent basis for the code, no reason not to cheat their own code, and no compelling reason for others to follow the code.
...
There are some cultures who believe it is right to love their neighbors, and others who believe it is right to eat them, both based on feelings. Do you have a preference? ~ Ravi Zacharias
bobbette
2012-02-05 05:09:58 PM
shivashakti
:
incendi: What if you're a gaytheist?
You believe in a homosexual God?
Zeus was
bisexual
, close enough.
Weaver95
2012-02-05 05:14:04 PM
shivashakti
:
Weaver95: I'm not entirely sure 'invented' is the proper term. more like 'codified'. the hermetics of the day were attempting to organize a wide variety of beliefs under one umbrella (the early christian church went through a similar period of reorganization).
Sure, the Golden Dawn and then Crowley tried to syncretize many different belief systems into one, but none of it was really like Wicca until Gardner cobbled Wicca together from various sources (Aradia, Crowley's writings, Golden Dawn style ceremonial magick, Freemasonry, plus the false scholarship of Margaret Murray).
then again, I see quite a number of similiarites between what the golden dawn and Crowley were trying to and what the early church was doing when they sat down to decide what was canon and what wasn't acceptable. it took the christians a couple centuries to beat their doctrine into shape. I figure we can spot the pagans at least 90 years or so to get their act together.
Godscrack
2012-02-05 05:27:53 PM
15th century artists must have known something. Most early depictions of Jesus Christ portray him as very effeminate.
NTTAWWT
doyner
2012-02-05 05:31:59 PM
Bevets, the golden rule stands on its own. The moral atheist is basically saying, "hey, maybe if I'm not a douchebag, others won't be all douchey to me." Pretty simple really.
doyner
2012-02-05 05:33:22 PM
And onr more thing--according to most Christian dogma, you don't have to be good to get to heaven; you just have to BELIEVE (and in some cases seek forgiveness). How exactly does that compel moral action?!?!
Mugato
2012-02-05 05:46:23 PM
Bevets
:
You missed the point. Atheists may pat themseles on the back for following 'a code', but they have no coherent basis for the code, no reason not to cheat their own code, and no compelling reason for others to follow the code
Bevets
, you are basically saying that if you weren't religious and weren't afraid of getting your ass kicked after you die, you would be out raping and pillaging right now. You are both the scariest and most common type of religious folk.
Mugato
2012-02-05 05:50:24 PM
Godscrack
:
15th century artists must have known something. Most early depictions of Jesus Christ portray him as very effeminate.
NTTAWWT
"I always give good head, I must thsay!"
abb3w
2012-02-05 06:12:05 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
:
At least no one has said atheists can't marry each other
Well,
almost no-one
...
GAT_00
:
In Tennessee, it is illegal for atheists to hold government office. It's true.
Though currently unenforceable, due to Torcaso v Watkins.
Bevets
:
Theist: There is no prescriptive morality without God.
In what way does the existence of God (an "is" statement) itself give a basis to cross from the descriptive to the prescriptive (an is-ought bridge)?
Yes, God (allegedly)
says
you ought to do this, that and the other. On what basis is this anything besides more description?
Bevets
:
Atheists may pat themseles on the back for following 'a code', but they have no coherent basis for the code, no reason not to cheat their own code, and no compelling reason for others to follow the code.
That the basis may be (at an ultimate level) utterly arbitrary, does not mean it isn't coherent.
And "no compelling reason for others to follow" sounds like "no reason others OUGHT to follow" on the one hand, and on the other presumes the criteria measure of what makes a reason to follow "compelling".
Mugato
:
Bevets, you are basically saying that if you weren't religious and weren't afraid of getting your ass kicked after you die, you would be out raping and pillaging right now.
Not quite. He's more admitting he doesn't understand why atheists aren't out raping and pillaging.
Mugato
2012-02-05 06:16:54 PM
abb3w
:
Mugato: Bevets, you are basically saying that if you weren't religious and weren't afraid of getting your ass kicked after you die, you would be out raping and pillaging right now.
Not quite. He's more admitting he doesn't understand why atheists aren't out raping and pillaging.
I don't see the difference but it doesn't matter.
Bevets
isn't going to answer any of this unless it's via a pasted quote.
doyner
2012-02-05 06:18:11 PM
abb3w
:
Mugato: Bevets, you are basically saying that if you weren't religious and weren't afraid of getting your ass kicked after you die, you would be out raping and pillaging right now.
Not quite. He's more admitting he doesn't understand why atheists aren't out raping and pillaging.
If you have no innate desire to rape and pillage it's easier to understand why others wouldn't...just sayin'
Grobbley
2012-02-05 06:19:17 PM
suck it atheists
Pincy
2012-02-05 06:21:18 PM
what_now
:
How is it anyone's business what sky wizard someone does or doesn't believe in?
When that sky wizard is telling them to do something that negatively affects me then it is my business.
chuckufarlie
2012-02-05 06:22:03 PM
Grobbley
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[www.skepticmoney.com image 592x720]
suck it atheists
I hope that you are joking, although I do know a few people who actually believe crap like this.
And
NO
, I am not an atheist.
Danger Avoid Death
2012-02-05 06:22:12 PM
Snarfangel
:
shivashakti: incendi: What if you're a gaytheist?
You believe in a homosexual God?
It does sound kind of suspicious when you have Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, but no Mrs. God.
Her name is Satan.
Makh
2012-02-05 06:22:18 PM
Weaver95
:
then again, I see quite a number of similiarites between what the golden dawn and Crowley were trying to and what the early church was doing when they sat down to decide what was canon and what wasn't acceptable. it took the christians a couple centuries to beat their doctrine into shape. I figure we can spot the pagans at least 90 years or so to get their act together.
Many things and holidays are out right pagan but thinly veiled as Christian. Interestingly in the bed and breakfast we stayed in at Salem, had bind runes painted and carved into it from the 1930s. Ok so not exactly like the Gardner style of Wicca but still pretty cool.
whatshisname
2012-02-05 06:22:24 PM
Grobbley
:
suck it atheists
Trouble is, a substantial number of people would see nothing wrong with that argument.
Pincy
2012-02-05 06:22:33 PM
Godscrack
:
[img193.imageshack.us image 363x389]
15th century artists must have known something. Most early depictions of Jesus Christ portray him as very effeminate.
NTTAWWT
I thought it was pretty much common knowledge that Jesus was gay?
Marshall Willenholly
2012-02-05 06:22:49 PM
I'm a gay atheist transsexual. It's not fun being that anywhere.
Danger Avoid Death
2012-02-05 06:24:20 PM
Marshall Willenholly
:
I'm a gay atheist transsexual. It's not fun being that anywhere.
Move to San Francisco. Or West Hollywood.
Grobbley
2012-02-05 06:25:31 PM
chuckufarlie
:
Grobbley: [www.skepticmoney.com image 592x720]
suck it atheists
I hope that you are joking, although I do know a few people who actually believe crap like this.
And NO, I am not an atheist.
I am. I'm an agnostic atheist.
And before someone says "that doesn't make sense!!!!1"
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