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The Patriots have been adhering to a strict diet this past week, and for last night's dinner, they were given a choice of steak or fish. Naturally, Tom Brady had the lasagna
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CapnBlues
2012-02-05 12:00:19 PM
Tom Brady is a professional, and a pretty decent guy to boot. We like him here in Beantown.
snake_beater
2012-02-05 12:01:22 PM
There's an Airplane joke in here somewhere...
fatalvenom
2012-02-05 12:02:27 PM
CapnBlues
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Tom Brady is a professional, and a pretty decent guy to boot. We like him here in Beantown.
There is only one pic to use when it comes to Brady haters...
Gonz
2012-02-05 12:03:20 PM
snake_beater
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There's an Airplane joke in here somewhere...
That'sTheJoke.jpg
Martonio
2012-02-05 12:04:00 PM
Tad_Waxpole
2012-02-05 12:07:20 PM
Waxing_Chewbacca
2012-02-05 12:09:06 PM
Tad_Waxpole
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The Gunts were selling there's online yesterday but whatever.
Jamdug!
2012-02-05 12:15:15 PM
Don't most sports teams do that all the time?
Yankees Team Gynecologist
2012-02-05 12:19:04 PM
Tad_Waxpole
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[i.imgur.com image 300x300]
I'm a patriots fan but I lol'd hard.
/and it's true this year too
matthew_tray
2012-02-05 12:30:47 PM
Link farked already?
Pincy
2012-02-05 12:45:12 PM
snake_beater
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There's an Airplane joke in here somewhere...
Well, seeing as he's already turned into a drooling vegetable, it's probably not funny any more.
nyseattitude
2012-02-05 12:46:13 PM
Tonight's dinner menu for the Giants:
mikaloyd
2012-02-05 12:46:51 PM
Lou Cypher
2012-02-05 12:50:28 PM
Nice Darth Brady imagery over at ESPN this morning.
Warchild
2012-02-05 12:56:30 PM
mikaloyd
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[farm3.static.flickr.com image 414x474]
I hereby confess my mancrush on you.
CapnBlues
2012-02-05 12:57:25 PM
fatalvenom
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CapnBlues: Tom Brady is a professional, and a pretty decent guy to boot. We like him here in Beantown.
There is only one pic to use when it comes to Brady haters...
[i1045.photobucket.com image 340x483]
That's the best thing i've ever seen.
natmar_76
2012-02-05 01:07:05 PM
I'm so excited to see the Cheatriots win another trophy. Or maybe Sheili Manning will get a second ring.
What an exciting Superbowl... >.>
Meatzilla
2012-02-05 01:12:04 PM
Lasagna is for peasants.
I eat Quiche.
Waxing_Chewbacca
2012-02-05 01:14:11 PM
natmar_76
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I'm so excited to see the Cheatriots win another trophy. Or maybe Sheili Manning will get a second ring.
What an exciting Superbowl... >.>
I take it your team sucks?
Waxing_Chewbacca
2012-02-05 01:17:04 PM
So the giants are now predicting a big win.
http://itiswhatitis.weei.com/sports/newengland/football/patriots/supe r bowl/2012/02/05/chris-canty-predicts-giants-28-patriots-17/
HaywoodJablonski
2012-02-05 01:19:52 PM
Is there a game thread anywhere in our future?
Cymbal
2012-02-05 01:22:08 PM
Oh subby, quit pretending you wouldn't have the lasagna when it's falling out of Gisele's panties.
robsul82
2012-02-05 01:22:51 PM
HaywoodJablonski
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Is there a game thread anywhere in our future?
Green at 5 eastern.
Cymbal
2012-02-05 01:26:34 PM
Tad_Waxpole
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[i.imgur.com image 300x300]
Peanutbutta jelly time! Peanutbutta jelly time!
HaywoodJablonski
2012-02-05 01:30:14 PM
robsul82
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HaywoodJablonski: Is there a game thread anywhere in our future?
Green at 5 eastern.
Thanks!
CapnBlues
2012-02-05 01:41:30 PM
Meatzilla
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[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 640x480]
Lasagna is for peasants.
I eat Quiche.
oh look it's this guy again.
lilbjorn
2012-02-05 01:48:52 PM
Lou Cypher
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Nice Darth Brady imagery over at ESPN this morning.
Not surprising, since he kicked the blessed Tebow's ass twice in a row.
sotua
2012-02-05 01:51:23 PM
Lou Cypher
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[www.freeimagehosting.net image 612x391]
Nice Darth Brady imagery over at ESPN this morning.
Not a bad choice, considering Eli looks like a bumbling, goofy teenager, i.e. Luke Skywalker.
GoodyearPimp
2012-02-05 02:03:12 PM
Unless they've been doing this all year, I don't understand why teams/coaches/whatever do shiat like this. If they win, that just perpetuates the myth that unnecessary restrictions make you win the big game and if they lose, shiat like this looks more retarded. You need to get in the other team's head and everyone shiatting the same color and on the same schedule isn't how you do that.
robsul82
2012-02-05 02:05:17 PM
3-0 Newwwwwwwwwww Jersey.
robsul82
2012-02-05 02:05:52 PM
robsul82
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3-0 Newwwwwwwwwww Jersey.
Wrong tab. *eeeeeeases away*
Ishidan
2012-02-05 02:07:50 PM
Waxing_Chewbacca
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Tad_Waxpole:
The Gunts were selling there's online yesterday but whatever.
Psst, the joke is that sports-wear manufacturers always have to print up for both sides, even though one side will surely lose.
The shirts that belong to the losers? The manufacturers take a tax writeoff by donating it to third world countries.
Bartleby the Scrivener
2012-02-05 02:11:14 PM
In this years Chowder Bowl, im hoping for red, but i think white will win.
TravisBickle62
2012-02-05 02:13:11 PM
Why are they making players eat low carb right before the big game? They want players low on glucose?
"I'd like to catch that pass I just don't have the energy"
robsul82
2012-02-05 02:13:12 PM
Bartleby the Scrivener
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In this years Chowder Bowl, im hoping for red, but i think white will win.
You know I can never remember that!
mephisto6
2012-02-05 02:23:13 PM
natmar_76
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I'm so excited to see the Cheatriots win another trophy. Or maybe Sheili Manning will get a second ring.
What an exciting Superbowl... >.>
yeah I kinda feel the same. Should be a good game, but I despise both teams. I guess hearing every talking head pick the Giants all week has me pulling for the Pats. That, and the game needs an evil empire to be relevant again so... go, Tom.
I guess
LucklessWonder
2012-02-05 02:24:56 PM
Lasagna, you say?
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The Incredible Sexual Egg
2012-02-05 02:28:34 PM
Meatzilla
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[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 640x480]
Lasagna is for peasants.
I eat Quiche.
I burst out laughing at that
/GO PATS
robsul82
2012-02-05 02:29:09 PM
mephisto6
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I guess hearing every talking head pick the Giants all week has me pulling for the Pats.
It's been more right down the middle than anything else, I'd say.
CapnBlues
2012-02-05 02:42:19 PM
gee, who looks more "with it"
mephisto6
2012-02-05 02:43:16 PM
robsul82
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mephisto6: I guess hearing every talking head pick the Giants all week has me pulling for the Pats.
It's been more right down the middle than anything else, I'd say.
Hmmm... I've heard nothing but "Giants have a pass-rush and the Patriots have no secondary how do you stop Eli when he's on a streak if you have no d backs the Pats running game is inferior they will rattle Brady and Gronk will be limited i'm taking the Giants..." pretty much all week.
Got no dog in this hunt though, so I hope it's just a good game.
/and that my friend's girl Kim doesn't constantly scream "shut up the commercials are on" like she did last year
The_Homeless_Guy
2012-02-05 02:43:17 PM
GoodyearPimp
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Unless they've been doing this all year, I don't understand why teams/coaches/whatever do shiat like this. If they win, that just perpetuates the myth that unnecessary restrictions make you win the big game and if they lose, shiat like this looks more retarded. You need to get in the other team's head and everyone shiatting the same color and on the same schedule isn't how you do that.
I can see them not wanting to re-enact airplane the movie. Though they did serve fish. Still by bringing in their own chefs they can ensure the quality and make sure nobody gets food poisoning.
Pretty sure there are lots of people out there that would love to serve the patriots players "bad" food. Anyone from a disgruntled giants (or colts) fan to those involved in organized crime/sports betting. It'd be a great way to "fix" a game.
robsul82
2012-02-05 02:46:41 PM
mephisto6
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Hmmm... I've heard nothing but "Giants have a pass-rush and the Patriots have no secondary how do you stop Eli when he's on a streak if you have no d backs the Pats running game is inferior they will rattle Brady and Gronk will be limited i'm taking the Giants..." pretty much all week.
Got no dog in this hunt though, so I hope it's just a good game.
/and that my friend's girl Kim doesn't constantly scream "shut up the commercials are on" like she did last year
There's been plenty of that and also plenty of "but it's Brady and Belichick and they'll find a way because they're awesome" stuff going around. Not a fan of either team myself, I've just heard both in basically equal measure.
mephisto6
2012-02-05 02:54:33 PM
robsul82
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mephisto6: Hmmm... I've heard nothing but "Giants have a pass-rush and the Patriots have no secondary how do you stop Eli when he's on a streak if you have no d backs the Pats running game is inferior they will rattle Brady and Gronk will be limited i'm taking the Giants..." pretty much all week.
Got no dog in this hunt though, so I hope it's just a good game.
/and that my friend's girl Kim doesn't constantly scream "shut up the commercials are on" like she did last year
There's been plenty of that and also plenty of "but it's Brady and Belichick and they'll find a way because they're awesome" stuff going around. Not a fan of either team myself, I've just heard both in basically equal measure.
Yeah, there's some that too. I like the "cheater condescending asshole" angle, so i'm gonna pull for that to fappen.
/meant to swype happen, but that made me smile
//hung over... time to prep the ribs. Cheers!
FriarReb98
2012-02-05 02:57:28 PM
Meatzilla
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[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 640x480]
Lasagna is for peasants.
I eat Quiche.
For the record, my best friend makes a killer cheeseburger quiche. And she's as blue collar as you get.
ScreamingHangover
2012-02-05 03:28:19 PM
GoodyearPimp
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Unless they've been doing this all year, I don't understand why teams/coaches/whatever do shiat like this. If they win, that just perpetuates the myth that unnecessary restrictions make you win the big game and if they lose, shiat like this looks more retarded. You need to get in the other team's head and everyone shiatting the same color and on the same schedule isn't how you do that.
When you think about it, given the amount of time, effort and money the teams spend on the physical conditioning of the players, it would make absolutely no sense to allow them to go home after practice and chow down on Twinkies and Beefaroni.
The article mentions "team cooks". They also have team nutritionists:
article
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neuroflare
2012-02-05 03:28:49 PM
CapnBlues
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gee, who looks more "with it"
The guy on left actually looks like he's paying attention to a game and not cameras. So there's that.
expobill
2012-02-05 03:29:42 PM
i have not paid attention to any SB media hype until now.
I probably won't watch the game at home, but at a slow un-sports bar.
davidphogan
2012-02-05 03:30:17 PM
The_Homeless_Guy
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Pretty sure there are lots of people out there that would love to serve the patriots players "bad" food. Anyone from a disgruntled giants (or colts) fan to those involved in organized crime/sports betting. It'd be a great way to "fix" a game.
Good point.
hundreddollarman
2012-02-05 03:37:14 PM
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