These jeans smell like raspberries, not AND basement damp and Cheetos dust...

Bathia_Mapes: I don't think even raspberry scented jeans could cover the stank that would ensue after wearing them for several months, especially if you're not showering/bathing/douching regularly.


/Fixed

Scratch my jeans for 5 minutes and I guarantee you what you may sniff will have a tangy smell to it.

I rarely wash my denim. It is better for them if you don't. Of core I shower wear underwear don't have toxic ball sweat our roll in mud.

Jeans can certainly go for a few wears before they need a washing, but months? There's a certain funk they pick up when your active.

These jeans are designed to appeal to those farktards who are too farking lazy to do their farking laundry. This is the same marketing ploy that the makers of products like "Fabreeze" use to sell their shiat to farktards who are too farking lazy to clean their house on a regular basis. There is a name for these products. They are air pollutants and they should be banned. Now get off my farking lawn.

Cake Hunter: Wash your goddamn pants

Seriously. WTF is wrong with people?

If they smell like damp basement and Cheetos, then they are still good to go. :-)

Cake Hunter: Wash your goddamn pants

But I already scratch and sniff my jeans on a pretty regular basis, in fact I do that with most of my clothes.

Even jeans can collect the ball stink. I work a laborous warehouse as well as a construction job, both of which generate large amounts of testicular perspiration. TMI, I know sorry. When your nether region sweat "percolates" for hours without proper aeration, it can get pretty bad down there. As a drunk I didnt do my laundry very often, and would often wear jeans several times. Ill attest to the fact that ball sweat stench attaches itself quite firmly to denim fibers, and will cling for several days, even if said jeans have been laying around unused.

And as bad as untended man stench is, anyone who has experienced untended woman stench knows it can be degrees worse.

/This post made me feel dirty

where on the jeans do you have to scratch ?

This is great, I've always wondered what the combination of raspberry and balls smells like.

My ex-husband developed a habit of wearing his jeans multiple times between washing and showering infrequently. I developed a plan of divorce.

/it's disgusting when men just let themselves go

DNRTFA but I'm assuming the scratch part involves releasing the stench of 20 wearings worth of filtered egg farts.

MutantMotherMouse: My ex-husband developed a habit of wearing his jeans multiple times between washing and showering infrequently. I developed a plan of divorce.

/it's disgusting when men just let themselves go

He was just pushing you away.

p the boiler: I rarely wash my denim. It is better for them if you don't. Of core I shower wear underwear don't have toxic ball sweat our roll in mud.

Do you also have translucent skin and soft, soft hands?

Coyote Doyenne: Raspberry junk?

Would sure make frottage a more interesting occasion.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Cake Hunter: Wash your goddamn pants

Seriously. WTF is wrong with people?

Indeed, not washing your clothes is not something to brag about. Nobody finds someone more attractive after they learn that they don't do laundry.

To the 'my jeans wear out faster if I wash them' brigade, what on earth is so magic about jeans that they shouldn't be washed as compared to other clothes? All clothes wear out in long run, and will probably be way out of fashion well before they do anyway, just buy some new ones.

Raspberry jeans?

The kind you find at a second hand store?

Interesting. Mine smell like snozzberries.

buy cheap jeans and throw them away OR wash your nasty jeans you OWS freak...