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doglover

2012-02-05 02:24:30 AM

Wine, duh.

SilentStrider

2012-02-05 02:27:22 AM

Guinness. Definitely Guinness.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-05 02:45:03 AM

151 and Vanilla Coke.

cptjeff

2012-02-05 02:58:49 AM

God would probably be knocking back nice cocktails and 1,000 year old scotch. Along with the barrels of wine his son gave him for Christmas.

AverageAmericanGuy

2012-02-05 03:32:49 AM

Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2012-02-05 03:40:43 AM

doglover: Wine, duh.

We're done here.

Petit_Merdeux

2012-02-05 04:04:16 AM

Cosmos.

furiousxgeorge

2012-02-05 04:38:24 AM

his own blood?

Nuno311

2012-02-05 04:42:22 AM

FirstNationalBastard: 151 and Vanilla Coke.

Sounds totally disgusting....but I guess after two of 'em it wouldn't matter.

urban.derelict

2012-02-05 04:44:43 AM

"I was raised Catholic, until I reached the age of reason..."

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-05 04:52:28 AM

Nuno311: FirstNationalBastard: 151 and Vanilla Coke.

Sounds totally disgusting....but I guess after two of 'em it wouldn't matter.

The vanilla coke takes the bite out of the 151, and the rum kills the majority of the vanilla flavor. It's a match made in alcoholic heaven.

TommyymmoT

2012-02-05 05:16:43 AM

It says right in the bible, that during the Super Games of 0028, Jesus turned the water into cases of ICE COLD Budwiser^TM, and the loaves into Pizza Hut^TM Meat Lovers^TMpizza!

bingethinker

2012-02-05 05:55:26 AM

Only 46 years late.

Fredster

2012-02-05 06:23:01 AM

FTA: "They could be on the cutting edge up there in Alaska," said Todd McGee with the North Carolina Association of County Commissioners.

The question is, the cutting edge of what?

INeedAName

2012-02-05 06:33:49 AM

urban.derelict: "I was raised Catholic, until I reached the age of reason..."

Could have taken the opportunity to be fun and light hearted, but nope, you chose to be an a..clown and add a little theological hate to a thread about booze. Wtf is wrong with you son?

Jesus drank boonesfarm!

Hardy-r-r

2012-02-05 06:46:23 AM

A Virgin Mary?

Nabb1

2012-02-05 07:08:41 AM

doglover: Wine, duh.

Perfect.

Omnivorous

2012-02-05 08:14:54 AM

I larfed when last night's news reported that Indianapolis has waived the open-container law, allowing people to drink on the streets during Super Bowl week.

KkrrRRZZZZ

2012-02-05 08:35:02 AM

INeedAName: Could have taken the opportunity to be fun and light hearted, but nope, you chose to be an a..clown and add a little theological hate to a thread about booze. Wtf is wrong with you son?

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Gonz

2012-02-05 08:45:30 AM

doglover: Wine, duh.

You know how much it would rock to have Jesus at your Super Bowl party? "Hey, we're running out." "OK, just refill the jug from the kitchen sink."

"Sweet! He went with Merlot this time!"

baka-san

2012-02-05 08:48:54 AM

Shiner with a halftime and post game single malt.

GypsyJoker

2012-02-05 09:20:27 AM

I see what you did there, Subby.

Kome

2012-02-05 09:42:14 AM

Proving, once again, that Football is a bigger religion in the United States than actual religion is. Makes me chuckle a little more that American Atheists is going to fly banners around the stadium saying as much today.

FlashHarry

2012-02-05 10:12:58 AM

how the hell are blue laws constitutional anyway?

ChrisDe

2012-02-05 10:30:11 AM

~~Footprints~~ Sex on the Beach

pion

2012-02-05 10:43:20 AM

Jesus doesn't need to buy booze. All he asks is that you provide him with some water...

The Smails Kid

2012-02-05 10:45:09 AM

Everybody knew
Jesus was a wino too

Twigz221

2012-02-05 11:06:27 AM

FlashHarry: how the hell are blue laws constitutional anyway?

They're not.

ChrisDe

2012-02-05 11:14:50 AM

Hardy-r-r: A Virgin Mary?

I'll be stealing that at our party this afternoon.

Hollie Maea

2012-02-05 12:02:07 PM

FlashHarry: how the hell are blue laws constitutional anyway?

There are lots of laws that are unconstitutional, that no one has the political will to mount an attack against.

Donnchadha

2012-02-05 12:25:45 PM

Gonz: doglover: Wine, duh.

You know how much it would rock to have Jesus at your Super Bowl party? "Hey, we're running out." "OK, just refill the jug from the kitchen sink."

"Sweet! He went with Merlot this time!"

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Oh, that's it, Jesus! I'm leaving!

Hardy-r-r

2012-02-05 01:38:27 PM

ChrisDe: Hardy-r-r: A Virgin Mary?

I'll be stealing that at our party this afternoon.

He chews wisely

Balchinian

2012-02-05 03:42:14 PM

What would Jesus drink?

Mary: "Jesus, what are you and your friends drinking in there?"
Jesus: "It's water, mom, here taste for yourself."
*sips*
Mary: "Ok, Jesus. Good boys, carry on."
*leaves*
Jesus: "Heh-heh-heh..."

PiffMan420

2012-02-05 05:11:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Nuno311: FirstNationalBastard: 151 and Vanilla Coke.

Sounds totally disgusting....but I guess after two of 'em it wouldn't matter.

The vanilla coke takes the bite out of the 151, and the rum kills the majority of the vanilla flavor. It's a match made in alcoholic heaven.

And you can ignite it and toss it into a store window when your team loses.

SilentStrider

2012-02-05 05:27:21 PM

FlashHarry: how the hell are blue laws constitutional anyway?

booga booga states rights.

pion

2012-02-05 08:19:42 PM

SilentStrider: booga booga states rights.

States only have the rights to pass conservative laws. States don't have the right to pass liberal laws.

octopied

2012-02-05 11:27:22 PM

Jesus drank wine, and wine was one of the staples of people's diet back then.

In fact, I don't remember the bible prohibiting wine drinking except for people who took certain vows. It condemns overdrinking, but encourages moderate drinking.

Sophistimucated

2012-02-06 04:09:13 PM

Rusty nail

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