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robsul82		2012-02-05 03:07:03 PM

eddievercetti: robsul82: They just played "Cult of Personality" complete with the static intro at the Devils game. Yesssssss

MAH GAWD KING! THE DEVILS JUST TOOK OUT CROSBY WITH A CHAIR!

If Marty cuts a promo at center ice sitting Indian style about being the Best in the World, I will piss myself with joy.

rickythepenguin: yeah, i was just saying that in a different thread: "welp, there's your conspiracy theory if calls got he giants' way".

and it would be a hoot if the crew was, you know, Seamus McIlroy, Paul O'Halloran, Eamonn O'Shaugnessy, that short little fat farker witht the blue sunglasses who is mkaing $2B off Facebook, and Spuds McKenzie.

and that little Lucky Charms farkstick.

And Van Morrison but only if he has to wear his jumpsuit from "The Last Waltz". and punctuate every call with a fist pump / air kick

+eleventy

FriarReb98		2012-02-05 03:07:37 PM

A few words from our non-participating friends:

And for no reason...

eddievercetti		2012-02-05 03:09:23 PM

For your pregame entertainment, here's the Rock vs. Foley Empty Arena Match during the SB XXXIII Halftime show.

robsul82		2012-02-05 03:09:47 PM

eddievercetti: Eli's Delhomme Rating?
Brady's Delhomme Rating?

Being out for the game, not being able to track the above just makes me a sad panda.

eddievercetti		2012-02-05 03:11:09 PM

Oops forgot the link...Link

FriarReb98		2012-02-05 03:11:23 PM

robsul82: eddievercetti: Eli's Delhomme Rating?
Brady's Delhomme Rating?

Being out for the game, not being able to track the above just makes me a sad panda.

It will be tracked, don't worry about that. Someone will take the colors if one shall fall.

Captain Steroid		2012-02-05 03:17:11 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 305x378]

/submitted the OTHER ESPN headline at 1am
//has a feeling who did this inferior one

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2wolves		2012-02-05 03:22:12 PM

Actual kick off is scheduled for what time? I desire as little exposure to the squampus as possible.

CapnBlues		2012-02-05 03:24:28 PM

Eli: duuuuuhhh
Tom: I got this, guys.

DanZero		2012-02-05 03:27:04 PM

Captain Steroid: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 305x378]

/submitted the OTHER ESPN headline at 1am
//has a feeling who did this inferior one

[img690.imageshack.us image 310x285]

Mad that I didn't get drunk enough to post a crappier headline, yes.

CAPs RULe FoR GreEnLiGHT WHEn INebRIAtEd!

robsul82		2012-02-05 03:32:48 PM

FriarReb98: It will be tracked, don't worry about that. Someone will take the colors if one shall fall.

Oh, I know. Just saaaad, lol.

4-2 Devils win, 4-0 since the ASB. That's a good way to start off Super Bowl Sunday, hehe.

rickythepenguin		2012-02-05 03:33:32 PM

2wolves: Actual kick off is scheduled for what time? I desire as little exposure to the squampus as possible.

about three hours as i understand.

with that said, i'm going swimming. it's great weather in phoenix. maybe mid 70s? sunshine clear skies.

/why am i giving weather updates?

Captain Steroid		2012-02-05 03:37:19 PM

The NFL Network crew is drunk already. XD

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-05 03:48:38 PM

Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

mikemoto		2012-02-05 03:57:07 PM

robsul82: FriarReb98: It will be tracked, don't worry about that. Someone will take the colors if one shall fall.

Oh, I know. Just saaaad, lol.

4-2 Devils win, 4-0 since the ASB. That's a good way to start off Super Bowl Sunday, hehe.

The Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers and New Jersey Devils all won today. I'm not sure what this means for tonight's game.

smooshie		2012-02-05 03:57:23 PM

Ok that NBC commercial was cool.

kronicfeld		2012-02-05 04:02:20 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: www.thecocktailstylist.com

A man of fine taste. Having a glass of the double black myself. It's ok, probably not appreciably better than the normal black.

Captain Steroid		2012-02-05 04:13:28 PM

mikemoto: robsul82: FriarReb98: It will be tracked, don't worry about that. Someone will take the colors if one shall fall.

Oh, I know. Just saaaad, lol.

4-2 Devils win, 4-0 since the ASB. That's a good way to start off Super Bowl Sunday, hehe.

The Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers and New Jersey Devils all won today. I'm not sure what this means for tonight's game.

It means tonight is the "rubber match" between New York and Boston. >:-)

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:14:03 PM

kronicfeld: Lt. Cheese Weasel: www.thecocktailstylist.com

A man of fine taste. Having a glass of the double black myself. It's ok, probably not appreciably better than the normal black.

A christmas prezzie from me pops. Been saving it, many a time was tempted to just sneak a bit, but I'm glad I waited.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:16:46 PM

Grables'Daughter: [www.brooklynvegan.com image 425x417]

Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

No question^^^.
digitalpolyphony.webs.com

'Madonna will suck worse than anything that has ever sucked before.'

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-05 04:22:27 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Grables'Daughter: [www.brooklynvegan.com image 425x417]

Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

No question^^^.
[digitalpolyphony.webs.com image 225x224]
'Madonna will suck worse than anything that has ever sucked before.'

Meh, I'm sure that it will be passable, honestly. But Prince was... outstanding IMO.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:23:34 PM

cameroncrazy1984		2012-02-05 04:23:38 PM

I think I am going to stay home and savor the last football game of the year. I think I'll make some tacos and have a beer and have an Internet party with you guys. This seems like a solid plan.

Captain Steroid		2012-02-05 04:24:09 PM

Grables'Daughter: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Grables'Daughter: [www.brooklynvegan.com image 425x417]

Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

No question^^^.
[digitalpolyphony.webs.com image 225x224]
'Madonna will suck worse than anything that has ever sucked before.'"

Meh, I'm sure that it will be passable, honestly. But Prince was... outstanding IMO.

"Purple Rain" IN the rain? Yeah, that's epic. :-)

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:27:28 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:30:15 PM

Captain Steroid		2012-02-05 04:32:42 PM

ManateeGag		2012-02-05 04:39:10 PM

Gees Matt, this is a Super Bowl interview, let's not get too heavy!

nvmac		2012-02-05 04:44:40 PM

Willie McGinest is deep throating Belichick on NFL channel.

/not that he doesn't have a reason to, but he's gagging at this point

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:46:02 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: kronicfeld: Lt. Cheese Weasel: www.thecocktailstylist.com

A man of fine taste. Having a glass of the double black myself. It's ok, probably not appreciably better than the normal black.

A christmas prezzie from me pops. Been saving it, many a time was tempted to just sneak a bit, but I'm glad I waited.

OMG, this stuff is heavenly. Not sharing.......

seventypercent		2012-02-05 04:49:27 PM

I'm going to a Super Bowl party at a friend's house and as tempted as I am to bring along the iPad and snark it up in this thread all game, I'm thinking that would be considered somewhat rude. So have a great thread!

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:50:08 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 04:50:56 PM

seventypercent: I'm going to a Super Bowl party at a friend's house and as tempted as I am to bring along the iPad and snark it up in this thread all game, I'm thinking that would be considered somewhat rude. So have a great thread!

Your hipster card, turn it over bub.......

rickythepenguin		2012-02-05 04:51:40 PM

Grables'Daughter: Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

yeah, they shoujld just show that every year.

wonder what kind of pickups he has in that. i think he plays seymour duncans but not sure.

nvmac		2012-02-05 04:52:38 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lt. Cheese Weasel: kronicfeld: Lt. Cheese Weasel: www.thecocktailstylist.com

A man of fine taste. Having a glass of the double black myself. It's ok, probably not appreciably better than the normal black.

A christmas prezzie from me pops. Been saving it, many a time was tempted to just sneak a bit, but I'm glad I waited.

OMG, this stuff is heavenly. Not sharing.......

Not a liquor drinker myself; just beer. I would love to have some Anchor Steam Beer right now. Sadly, they don't sell it in my local store and I stupidly forgot to get it when I was in town.

Stuck with St. Pauli Girl.

/meh

Harv72b		2012-02-05 04:54:54 PM

rickythepenguin: wonder what kind of pickups he has in that. i think he plays seymour duncans but not sure.

EMGs. Link (new window)

Lord of Allusions		2012-02-05 04:57:27 PM

rickythepenguin: Grables'Daughter: Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

yeah, they shoujld just show that every year.

wonder what kind of pickups he has in that. i think he plays seymour duncans but not sure.

They are magical disappearing guitars (new window)

rickythepenguin		2012-02-05 05:01:24 PM

Harv72b: EMGs. Link (new window)

oh cool. i've also been looking on pricne websites in the last few minutes.....forgot about the cloud guitar!

i thought he usd seymours. ehh.

i've never played thru EMGs. just stock fenders and I put Seymours on my tele. SH2 or JH2 jumbucker on neck and single coil size "Hot rails" bucker on bridge.

eddievercetti		2012-02-05 05:02:37 PM

Grables'Daughter: [www.brooklynvegan.com image 425x417]

Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

Imma let you finish Grable but The Who had the greatest halftime show OF ALL TIME!

Scruffinator		2012-02-05 05:03:10 PM

No dog in the fight, as long as the refs don't win I'm happy.

NOT SOON ENOUGH

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 05:03:22 PM

Ribs done, frying the wings, Watching Gold Rush and listening to nice Steely Dan....I love SB Sunday, it's like Christmas and Birfday Prezzie Day all together....

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-05 05:03:29 PM

eddievercetti: Grables'Daughter: [www.brooklynvegan.com image 425x417]

Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

Imma let you finish Grable but The Who had the greatest halftime show OF ALL TIME!

OF ALL TIME?

vicejay		2012-02-05 05:04:16 PM

Our view from the press box...hmm, I can see my house in New Orleans from here...

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Bazinga In My Pants		2012-02-05 05:04:21 PM

All right, Giants and Patriots... Let's have a good game and remember...

There's no crying in football.

And hopefully the game will be exciting and not have to end on a bonehead play.

thegirlinthestands.files.wordpress.com

/Soon!!!

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-02-05 05:04:49 PM

Grables'Daughter: eddievercetti: Grables'Daughter: [www.brooklynvegan.com image 425x417]

Just sayin', IMO best half time show ever.

Imma let you finish Grable but The Who had the greatest halftime show OF ALL TIME!

OF ALL TIME?

img832.imageshack.us

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-05 05:04:52 PM

cookiefleck		2012-02-05 05:05:22 PM

Hey y'all. I got cussed out by an old lady as I grabbed the last big round loaf of jalapeno cheese bread. I'm using it as a spinach artichoke dip recepticle.

/RELEASE THE PONIES

Captain Steroid		2012-02-05 05:05:53 PM

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-05 05:06:57 PM

cookiefleck: Hey y'all. I got cussed out by an old lady as I grabbed the last big round loaf of jalapeno cheese bread. I'm using it as a spinach artichoke dip recepticle.

Um, that's not why that old lady cussed you out.

Jsin82		2012-02-05 05:07:49 PM

Now that this has finally gone green.. How on earth does Nick Cannon have a job? That awful announcer from X-Factor did a better job than Mariah's farktard husband is doing on NBC today.

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