A bit early, dontchathink?

Is there some sort of sporting event coming up?

/disgruntled 49er fan

all the good names are gone: A bit early, dontchathink?

Yet someone submitted another link at the same time. :P

all the good names are gone: A bit early, dontchathink?

Not really.. All the pre-game shiat has been going on for a week now.

I predict that the Patriots will win given the current betting lines. Pats -135 Giants +115.

I'm just watching to have an excuse to drink, like there is a need for such a thing as an excuse.

/and to see if Madonna absolutely blows
//i predict she will

Shock the world? The Giants are three point underdogs. I hardly think a victory by them would conststitute one of the greatest upsets in the gistory of the game.

Giants by 7.

You heard it here first...

...Only because the thread is really really young.

Surapa, one of the elephants at the Buffalo Zoo, picked the Patriots to win. Surapa is a jerk.

Even though I hate the Manning Bros. with a passion I hate the entire Patriots organization more.

Go Giants!

I do hope the Giants win because seriously, fark the Patriots. But smart money is probably on the Pats.

Devils at Pens @ 1.

Is Frank Gifford dead yet?

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img718.imageshack.us image 414x480]

The Super Bowl of threads deserves the Super Bowl of hotties. Naturally, the MVP should be posted first.

I have to agree. Despite the bevy of gorgeous and famous women we see today, there is something about Marilyn (and most famous women of her era) that really sets them on a whole other level.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I have to agree. Despite the bevy of gorgeous and famous women we see today, there is something about Marilyn (and most famous women of her era) that really sets them on a whole other level.

"Over exposed, commercialized. Handle me with care."

Am I the only one who can't get the ESPN pregame show? The knobslobberers at Time Warner won't tell me why that's the only channel I'm not getting. And I didn't even call the halfwit on the support chat any names. He really just didn't farking know anything.

markie_farkie: Not really.. All the pre-game shiat has been going on for a week now.

I watched part of the honors thing last night. A little bit of dust blew into the room around the time Matt Birk won the Walter Payton Award, and then again when they honored NFL'ers who passed last year.

I hope the Patriots do this.

No dog in this fight but I'll watch anyway since it's the last game before the void of no football comes. Should be a good game.

What's everyone making tonight? I'm stuck in a hotel in San Francisco for the game so I can't even get drunk with friends but at least I could cook something good (and drink). I need some ideas cause I'm drawing a blank.All I have is 2 burners though. No oven.

all the good names are gone: A bit early, dontchathink?

Meh, I'm sure ESPN has started their pregame stuff already and the local station is starting pregame stuff at noon.

Oh, the smart money is on the Pats alright, but I'm going with Giants by a field goal or less even though I couldn't care less about either team.

I lived in Foxborough for 15 years and I want the Giants to win.

rumpelstiltskin: Am I the only one who can't get the ESPN pregame show? The knobslobberers at Time Warner won't tell me why that's the only channel I'm not getting. And I didn't even call the halfwit on the support chat any names. He really just didn't farking know anything.

I personally have come around to NFL Network's pregame/postgame shows this year. Give them a try if they're available.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img43.imageshack.us image 640x587]

Unless Nefarious is an idiot, he should wrap this up. I think he's got every spot with a multiplier for this game.
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Alas, the CheeseWeasels never competed....slackers.

What the hell game is that?

Lt. Cheese Weasel:

Spicy garlic wings, couple of take n bake pizzas from Sopranos, short rack of St. Louis Spare Ribs, Shiner Spring Ale, snackies (barbqued Favre weenies, cheese log, small crock pot of queso dip and salsa/chips, and the star of the show:


I think I'm ready for something anyway.

Damn, I haven't had that in a while. Think I'll zip down to the asian district and get some roast duck, some Pacifica Pizza and get a bottle of that.Thanks.

/ had to mention Shiner, didn't ya *grumble*. At least I can get a Black Butte Porter over here.

Go Seahawks!

Well they are playing in my little world :-p

Lt. Cheese Weasel: GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img43.imageshack.us image 640x587]

Unless Nefarious is an idiot, he should wrap this up. I think he's got every spot with a multiplier for this game.
[img688.imageshack.us image 640x648]

Alas, the CheeseWeasels never competed....slackers.

What the hell game is that?

NFL.com Playoff challenge...buncha farkers in there

I wish I had known about it.

HEY subby. HOW DRUNK were you when you SUBMITTED that headLINE?

Lt. Cheese Weasel: GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img43.imageshack.us image 640x587]

Unless Nefarious is an idiot, he should wrap this up. I think he's got every spot with a multiplier for this game.
[img688.imageshack.us image 640x648]

Alas, the CheeseWeasels never competed....slackers.

What the hell game is that?

NFL.com Playoff challenge...buncha farkers in there

I wish I had known about it.

Sorry, I trolled every thread I could before the playoffs started. Always next year..:-(

Oh, I mostly stay out of the gameday threads, except for a bit here and there. That's why.

You can always tell if a Disney-owned company is showing a major sporting event. If it does, the time ESPN gives is kickoff (tip-off, etc). If it doesn't, the time ESPN gives is when the pre-game starts.

And I got that backwards.

I will not be at a computer during the game. But I can't tell you how much I hope that tonight's scene is a repeat of this...



Pretty much everyone I'm watching the game with is either a Jets fan or not a big football person. I've already apologized in advance.

/I get more quiet and neurotic than loud and boisterous
//That still sucks for everyone else
///GIANTS!!

eas81: rumpelstiltskin: Am I the only one who can't get the ESPN pregame show? The knobslobberers at Time Warner won't tell me why that's the only channel I'm not getting. And I didn't even call the halfwit on the support chat any names. He really just didn't farking know anything.

YOU know if you logon to your TWC account (NO not the Payexpress) you can watch ESPN right from your computer but if you are already drunk.

Bookmark it (new window)

Thanks. I didn't know that.

My predictions:

-I will be shiatfaced well before kickoff.
-The commercials will be an overall disappointment again this year.
-Bob Costas will grandstand over at least 7 topics which he has little if any clue about.
-The broadcast team will utter the word "epic" at least 74 times during the 10 hours of coverage.
-They will utter the name "Tebow" a minimum of 800 times, as per their contract.
-Despite the game being played indoors, at least one on-air personality will mention that he doesn't believe weather will be a factor.
-Madonna will suck epically. Then, she'll perform at halftime.
-Dozens of farkers will flock to this thread to point out repeatedly how much they don't care about football.
-At least one defensive touchdown will be scored in the game.
-In an effort to finally cement himself as an "elite" quarterback, Peyton Manning's little brother will have an excellent game against the suspect New England secondary.
-I will eat pizza.
-The game will be fought valiantly by both sides until, with the clock winding down late in the fourth quarter, things will be thrown into chaos as Madonna's vagina attempts to devour Tom Brady. Gisele Bundchen will come to his aide, clad only in a fur bikini and uggs, and the two will battle it out on the 50 yard-line as National Guard troops stand by helpless to stop their onslaught. Slightly less evil will triumph, as Gisele speaks the sacred chant which will send Madonna back to the parallel dimension she escaped from in the early 1980s, and all will rejoice.
-Giants 38, Patriots 35.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I was good right up to the point you said Madonnas vagina, then I threw up and shorted out my monitor. Bill is in the mail.

I thought following it up with Gisele Bundchen in a fur bikini made up for it, sorry about that.

Do you take shiny rocks in payment?

daRog: HEY subby. HOW DRUNK were you when you SUBMITTED that headLINE?

...

NOT drunk enough. :P

Harv72b: My predictions:

-I will be shiatfaced well before kickoff.
-The commercials will be an overall disappointment again this year.
-Bob Costas will grandstand over at least 7 topics which he has little if any clue about.
-The broadcast team will utter the word "epic" at least 74 times during the 10 hours of coverage.
-They will utter the name "Tebow" a minimum of 800 times, as per their contract.
-Despite the game being played indoors, at least one on-air personality will mention that he doesn't believe weather will be a factor.
-Madonna will suck epically. Then, she'll perform at halftime.
-Dozens of farkers will flock to this thread to point out repeatedly how much they don't care about football.
-At least one defensive touchdown will be scored in the game.
-In an effort to finally cement himself as an "elite" quarterback, Peyton Manning's little brother will have an excellent game against the suspect New England secondary.
-I will eat pizza.
-The game will be fought valiantly by both sides until, with the clock winding down late in the fourth quarter, things will be thrown into chaos as Madonna's vagina attempts to devour Tom Brady. Gisele Bundchen will come to his aide, clad only in a fur bikini and uggs, and the two will battle it out on the 50 yard-line as National Guard troops stand by helpless to stop their onslaught. Slightly less evil will triumph, as Gisele speaks the sacred chant which will send Madonna back to the parallel dimension she escaped from in the early 1980s, and all will rejoice.
-Giants 38, Patriots 35.

Add that Chris Collingsworth will make a sexual innuendo about one or more of the players during the game. I'm betting on Gronkowski. (tight end and all)

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img43.imageshack.us image 640x587]

Unless Nefarious is an idiot, he should wrap this up. I think he's got every spot with a multiplier for this game.
[img688.imageshack.us image 640x648]

Alas, the CheeseWeasels never competed....slackers.

My D and a RB have no multiplier, and if Gronk doesn't play I'll lose one there.