Ed Finnerty: Wait until he finds out about the horrific knee injury Jesus has planned for him.

That's just another obstacle to overcome. He was born in the Philippines, so that's already a challenge.

Tim Tebow is coming to speak in my hometown soon.

I need trolling ideas.

davidphogan: That's just another obstacle to overcome. He was born in the Philippines, so that's already a challenge.

This little gem also makes me pissed off even more than I already was at his super bowl anti-abortion ad:

Tebow was born in Makati City in the Philippines, to American parents who were serving as Baptist missionaries at the time. His mother, Pamela Elaine (née Pemberton), is the daughter of a U.S. Army colonel, and his father, Robert Ramsey Tebow II, is a pastor.[1][10][11][12][13][14] While pregnant, his mother suffered a life-threatening infection with a pathogenic amoeba. Because of the drugs used to rouse her from a coma and to treat her dysentery, the fetus experienced a severe placental abruption. Doctors had expected a stillbirth and recommended an abortion, even though illegal in the Phillipines, to protect her life,[1] but she decided not to have one. (wiki)


I'm sure this was somewhat common knowledge but I just found out about it.
This is on par with me saying I saved the city of San Francisco from the plague because there is no plague in the united states.

InferiousX: Tim Tebow is coming to speak in my hometown soon.

I need trolling ideas.

Do something that involves you dressing up as Jesus.

Ed Finnerty: Wait until he finds out about the horrific knee injury Jesus has planned for him.

Does it have anything to do with an arrow?

dahmers love zombie: Medieval belief system, and a virgin. Sounds like a Pope to me.

or a LARPer

Miss Stein: InferiousX: Tim Tebow is coming to speak in my hometown soon.

I need trolling ideas.

Hold up a sign that says "Matthew 6:5-7Ezekiel 23:20".

Fixed

oh no you f*cking don't, Tebow

People who are nutty for adult santa claus shouldn't be governing anything

Britney Spear's Speculum: Miss Stein: InferiousX: Tim Tebow is coming to speak in my hometown soon.

I need trolling ideas.

Hold up a sign that says "Matthew 6:5-7Ezekiel 23:20".

Fixed

During the Q&A ask if Republican Jesus would smite the unbelievers.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sure. Why ever have a real job?

Real jobs are for suckers.

You think Newt vs. Romney was bad? Try a Florida primary that divides itself along Noles-Gators lines.

Anyway, I really don't think Tim Tebow understands how off-putting he is to people who don't care about sports. The douchiness, the ego, the attention whoring and narcissism come off this mommas-boy in little wavy lines you can almost see.

No thank you--I'd rather vote for Ron Paul. Or eat glass, same difference.

Atillathepun: dahmers love zombie: Medieval belief system, and a virgin. Sounds like a Pope to me.

or a LARPer

The few girls that do attend LARP/SSA tend to make there around the whole group.

Hey, Timmy, how about you focus on getting one year when you can throw for more than 100 yards per game, then we'll talk.

-God
-BTW, my son doesn't like you bothering him now that he's finally got third base in sight with that Magdalene chick, so knock it the fark off.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Patriots?

Because he's exposed as a hack by Patriots but the Dunning-Kruger effect prevents him from noticing.

What does Supply Side Jesus say about this?

Kittypie070: oh no you f*cking don't, Tebow

C'mon, dude's perfect for some wallflower state senator position.

"...because southern conservative states are the only places where I could consistently get into the red zone."

Also in his future is a tear-filled apology to his fans and supporters in the wake of that big scandal with the male prostitutes.

What? Am I the only one who sees that? I dare you to take a good hard look at Tebow and tell me he's not suppressing some serious fabulousness.

jbc: cretinbob: Newt Gingrich believes he has politics in his future too.
Doesn't make it true.

True, but at least Gingrich can throw a spiral.

But he keeps fumbling wives.

Britney Spear's Speculum:
Because of the drugs used to rouse her from a coma and to treat her dysentery, the fetus experienced a severe placental abruption. Doctors had expected a stillbirth and recommended an abortion, even though illegal in the Phillipines, to protect her life,[1] but she decided not to have one. (wiki)

She trusted Jesus, and Jesus pulled her through. This is why "medically necessary" abortions are just as wicked as the ones sought by harlots for birth control, because it shows you don't trust the Lord to take care of you. Tim knows that legal abortion encourages people to abandon Jesus for the secular Mammon of doctors and medical science, which is why he opposes it.

/I'm sure there are people who really believe this.

InferiousX: Tim Tebow is coming to speak in my hometown soon.

I need trolling ideas.

Why does God love the Patriot's QB more then you?