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phlegmmo
2012-02-04 10:37:43 PM
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Benevolent Misanthrope
2012-02-04 10:39:56 PM
20' - I think you lack comprehension of basic mathematical notation.
R.A.Danny
2012-02-04 10:42:56 PM
Luckily I have a .75' dingus.
bring to a festering boil
2012-02-04 10:50:54 PM
Also has a problem with basic mathematical notation.
Debby7813
2012-02-04 11:42:14 PM
Strange. I find it hard to believe that she hasn't used some sort of corset to create that look.
doglover
2012-02-04 11:45:28 PM
Debby7813
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Strange. I find it hard to believe that she hasn't used some sort of corset to create that look.
Did you look at the article? It clearly says "Model in a tight corset."
Podmore
2012-02-05 01:33:50 AM
That is really unattractive. I'm not usually in the sharp knees camp, but that's gross.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-05 01:40:17 AM
FFS! What the hell is her name? Anna Rexia?
/someone give that girl a sammich
You Cant Explain That
2012-02-05 03:56:21 AM
like the fist if an angry god
FriarReb98
2012-02-05 08:25:53 AM
Anyone who pays someone like that for work is a worse person than she is.
shivashakti
2012-02-05 08:27:45 AM
20 foot waist?? Wow...that WOULD be freakish!
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-05 09:28:56 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope
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20' - I think you lack comprehension of basic mathematical notation.
Let's all bless subby's heart.
Model is somewhat freakish.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-02-05 09:42:44 AM
That's just nasty and unnatural. I'd hit it with a fungo bat and snap her in half.
edmo
2012-02-05 09:56:12 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope
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20' - I think you lack comprehension of basic mathematical notation.
Freakish either way
Debby7813
2012-02-05 10:08:27 AM
doglover
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Debby7813: Strange. I find it hard to believe that she hasn't used some sort of corset to create that look.
Did you look at the article? It clearly says "Model in a tight corset."
Ah. I didn't notice the video & caption at the end of the article. Now it makes more sense. Thanks.
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke
2012-02-05 10:10:46 AM
I expected the headline to be a 'sharp knees' thing, but damn that is off-putting.
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-05 10:26:43 AM
And
Subby
has a three foot penis.
basemetal
2012-02-05 10:28:32 AM
Ummmmm, that ain't hot.
CapnBlues
2012-02-05 11:54:08 AM
bring to a festering boil
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Also has a problem with basic mathematical notation.
[www.youdopia.com image 500x274]
CHEERS! This is exactly where my mind went.
calbert
2012-02-05 11:56:31 AM
you're a retard subby. if you don't know the proper notation, just spell out the damn word.
Colin O'Scopy
2012-02-05 12:14:56 PM
GAAK! rrrAAALPH!!
Herb Utsmelz
2012-02-05 12:16:16 PM
Good thing she doesn't eat; there's no room for intestines in that.
mc_madness
2012-02-05 12:16:26 PM
If you banged her, your penis would pop through her abdominal section like the movie Alien...
blondski
2012-02-05 12:17:06 PM
I don't understand how that naturally happened. She still has normal sized hips and shoulders. I'll gladly give her some inches from my waist though.
prekrasno
2012-02-05 12:18:08 PM
Definitely not child-bearing hips. Unless she gives birth to midgets.
Sultan Of Herf
2012-02-05 12:18:09 PM
Podmore
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That is really unattractive. I'm not usually in the sharp knees camp, but that's gross.
I agree 100%...but then Im biased towards the curvier girls...that model is absolutely nasty. Even her arms and legs look skeleton like.
PsiChi
2012-02-05 12:19:01 PM
Most important question after glancing at TFA: What is "keba"?
Picture:
cryinoutloud
2012-02-05 12:19:21 PM
She's just really skinny AND likes corsets. Yeah, she looks freaky. But whatever--if it gets her jobs.
DonkeyDixon
2012-02-05 12:22:11 PM
cryinoutloud
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She's just really skinny AND likes corsets. Yeah, she looks freaky. But whatever--if it gets her jobs.
[www.click.ro image 366x597]
Sweet jesus that's hot. I've got a few jobs she's welcome to...
MisterLoki
2012-02-05 12:22:29 PM
A GIS results in a couple of unappealing NSFW pictures, if you are into that.
indarwinsshadow
2012-02-05 12:24:33 PM
DonkeyDixon
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cryinoutloud: She's just really skinny AND likes corsets. Yeah, she looks freaky. But whatever--if it gets her jobs.
[www.click.ro image 366x597]
Sweet jesus that's hot. I've got a few jobs she's welcome to...
Beauty.
Eye.
Beholder.
Etc.
Funny how the world is composed.
Slartibartfaster
2012-02-05 12:24:48 PM
calbert
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you're a retard subby. if you don't know the proper notation, just spell out the damn word.
subby failed to hold the shift key down whilst pressing the correct key
your solution is to require 3 more keys (and ignoring the shift modifier)
and subby is retarded
// or do you prefer intellectually handicapped
/ wouldn't "damned" be the correct word here ?
mark12A
2012-02-05 12:26:43 PM
I like my women properly corseted and chaste...
sotua
2012-02-05 12:29:10 PM
reminds me of the UT2k4 team of zombies...
TheBigJerk
2012-02-05 12:30:05 PM
Podmore
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That is really unattractive. I'm not usually in the sharp knees camp, but that's gross.
Yeah, my thoughts on the headline were, "bet I'd still bang her" then I saw it and thought, "uhm, never mind."
The article, if it's all true, is interesting though. It says she's actively trying to gain weight and can't because her stomach is too small. Like a lap band. I wonder if she could bulk up with IV nutrition, which also might expand her enough that her stomach could stretch.
Then again, the physical improbability of that look makes me wonder if this is an elaborate hoax.
Canton
2012-02-05 12:30:13 PM
Gotta be a hybrid.
/It's a conspiracy...
//Hotlinked
danvon
2012-02-05 12:30:17 PM
FTA: 'No one seems to believe it, but every day i eat three big meals and I snack on chocolate and crisps all the time.
Count me in as yet another nonbeliever.
/unless she's barfing it up right afterward.
//I can believe that.
SearchN
2012-02-05 12:30:50 PM
blondski
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I don't understand how that naturally happened. She still has normal sized hips and shoulders. I'll gladly give her some inches from my waist though.
I can give you 3.86 inches, if you know what I mean.
\penis
LeroyBourne
2012-02-05 12:31:00 PM
I hope this look from the 50's doesn't make a come back. I remember seeing Dana Wynter in the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and thought, oh gawd, her waist is freakishly small.
red5ish
2012-02-05 12:31:21 PM
That is not an attractive looking woman.
DonkeyDixon
2012-02-05 12:31:24 PM
indarwinsshadow
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Beauty.
Eye.
Beholder.
Etc.
Funny how the world is composed.
Love thin women, and while yeah she's strangely thin, going by that pic she's proportional and just has a tiny frame... Being 6' 4", 260lbs, I've got a thing for women I could snap like a twig. That and I love visible ribs. Don't get me wrong, curves are just as sexy, but I have no problem enjoying the other side of the coin
Blacksmithking
2012-02-05 12:34:17 PM
Not my type I guess.
I love how thin models say they eat like Krogan though. Either she's defecating constantly, or she's really not eating all that much.
zvoidx
2012-02-05 12:34:20 PM
Someone give here a
sandw
.. the whole buffet.
trappedspirit
2012-02-05 12:35:30 PM
Lots of people in here who wished they had a leg that was only 20'' around lashing out all jelly like
Apos
2012-02-05 12:35:56 PM
Asaj Ventress has time for this while planning for Dooku's demise?!
sarah_t_s
2012-02-05 12:37:56 PM
PsiChi
:
Most important question after glancing at TFA: What is "keba"?
Picture:
[cache.virtualtourist.com image 640x478]
KebaB
Donner Kebab in the case of the picture. Also comes in Shish variant. A Anglo-Greek thing where meat+veggies+chilli (or some other sauce) is put in a pita bread. There is an Indian version which replaces the pita with a Naan.
baufan2005
2012-02-05 12:38:06 PM
Mmm I like that.
cryinoutloud
2012-02-05 12:38:29 PM
danvon
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FTA: 'No one seems to believe it, but every day i eat three big meals and I snack on chocolate and crisps all the time.
Count me in as yet another nonbeliever.
/unless she's barfing it up right afterward.
//I can believe that.
It's possible that she has a really high metabolism, but she's not helping by wearing corsets, which probably shrink her stomach so much that she's not hungry. You can see that she is naturally very slim--her skinny-ass frame wouldn't look good carrying a whole lot of weight.
I knew a woman who was just about this skinny (without the corsets). She didn't do anything to get that way, she was just naturally long and lean. I watched her eat normally all the time and no, she didn't have an eating disorder.
garyg
2012-02-05 12:38:30 PM
cryinoutloud
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She's just really skinny AND likes corsets. Yeah, she looks freaky. But whatever--if it gets her jobs.
[www.click.ro image 366x597]
if she ate a bit more, that body would actually look freakishly hot.
As of right now though, even her arms look skeletal. This is clearly not her "natural" body weight. Such a shame, since she probably has the genes for a tight body too.
CapnBlues
2012-02-05 12:38:31 PM
cryinoutloud
:
She's just really skinny AND likes corsets. Yeah, she looks freaky. But whatever--if it gets her jobs.
[www.click.ro image 366x597]
it's like, i like it and i don't. cause i like hips, but i don't like bony. i like woman-shaped.
why you do this to my brain? it hurts.
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