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(Deadspin) Spiffy There's a new professional basketball scoring record, as the ABA's Jacksonville Giants win 211-84   (deadspin.com) divider line 14
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cretinbob [TotalFark]
2012-02-05 12:12:57 AM
64.13.248.103
 
The Smails Kid
2012-02-05 02:43:34 AM
Do you think Darius knows that the dash don't be silent?
 
ipsofacto
2012-02-05 03:26:28 AM
nubians was leavin me by myself to dribble thru a press with nubians grabbin me like it was prison ball

i bet that's annoying.
 
hbk72777
2012-02-05 04:04:51 AM
The ABA, where teams go bankrupt during games
 
hbk72777
2012-02-05 04:12:52 AM
You can't write up a bigger parody of a league

The Canadian division has 1 team

the Aberdeen Attack play in 3 different cities......in 3 different states..........that aren't even near each other
Aberdeen, South Dakota
Birmingham, Alabama
Decatur, Georgia


"In the summer the league announced the first Haitian pro-basketball team, Haitian Relief."


"The 2009-2010 season was scheduled to have over 50 teams. The season ended with several teams folding, starting in early December, including the entire northwest division. The league playoffs also had several games cancelled due to teams unable to afford travel, including a semi-final playoff game.[15] The playoffs ended with Southeast Texas Mustangs defeating Kentucky Bisons in a three game series."

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they just added 5 teams from NC. 3 of the names Cougars, Cheetahs and Jaguars. Nice originality guys
 
Bashatizin' Smashmaster
2012-02-05 08:54:58 AM
Professional?
 
SevenizGud
2012-02-05 10:10:41 AM
I am starting a team and calling them:

The Thneaky Thlithery Thnaketh
 
Psychohazard
2012-02-05 11:23:14 AM
Go Gints!
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2012-02-05 12:19:19 PM
Calling the new ABA "professional", that is a laugher.

But still, they're getting paid

I'll take 2 to 1 odds that checks are not arriving for 90% of the players in the league. The ABA is a total joke.
 
majestic
2012-02-05 01:31:10 PM
WTF is a Gwizzlie?
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2012-02-05 05:18:05 PM
hbk72777: "In the summer the league announced the first Haitian pro-basketball team, Haitian Relief."

hbk72777: they just added 5 teams from NC. 3 of the names Cougars, Cheetahs and Jaguars. Nice originality guys

First you make fun of them for hilariously original names. Then you make fun of them for not being original. These guys just can't win.
 
ertznay
2012-02-06 01:43:41 AM
'The Gwizzlies'? Please tell me that is a typo.
 
ClintBartonWannabe
2012-02-06 03:24:05 PM
ertznay: 'The Gwizzlies'? Please tell me that is a typo.

Nope:

abalive.com
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2012-02-06 08:28:10 PM
ClintBartonWannabe: ertznay: 'The Gwizzlies'? Please tell me that is a typo.

Nope:

[abalive.com image 150x111]

Just to be clear, the team plays in the Atlanta suburb of Gwinnett.

/but it is still a stupid name
 
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