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vernonFL
2012-02-04 11:58:16 PM
Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.
Who knew?
Mentat
2012-02-05 12:15:43 AM
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
I WANT OUT!
When I push towards the exit
this is what I see
Erebody throws their elbows in me
I've got panic in my head
and I ain't afraid to show it
I'm trampled and I know it
Jamdug!
2012-02-05 12:41:56 AM
Those poor, poor people. It's also unfortunate that they got stuck in the human gridlock.
Paris1127
2012-02-05 02:41:18 AM
Note to self: avoid outdoor concerts in Indianapolis.
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-02-05 02:53:23 AM
I'm Elmo and I know it
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I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2012-02-05 03:01:05 AM
Jamdug!
:
Those poor, poor people. It's also unfortunate that they got stuck in
the human gridlock
Indianapolis.
/FTFY.
//Although
Paris1127
basically beat me to it.
///Cheers!
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2012-02-05 03:05:11 AM
One police car was damaged after concert-goers climbed on top of it to get a better view of the stage.
Either those are some pretty ballsy concert-goers or those are some pretty pussified cops.
Maybe a little of both.
Deece
2012-02-05 03:08:36 AM
most involved shortness of breath or scraped knees
goddamnitsomuch
Evilsmurf
2012-02-05 03:23:37 AM
It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.
NorCalLos
2012-02-05 03:26:57 AM
vernonFL
:
Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.
Who knew?
Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?
Paris1127
2012-02-05 03:27:28 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
:
Although Paris1127 basically beat me to it.
I was not as much insulting Naptown (gone through it many times going between Chicago and Louisville; I stop at Shapiro's when I'm there and that's usually all I have time to do) as I was referring to the Sugarland stage collapse over the summer.
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress
2012-02-05 05:32:14 AM
Super Bowl Village? I understand having that kind of setup for the Olympics, but the Super Bowl? It's just a single game for crying out loud!
Ecobuckeye
2012-02-05 05:47:12 AM
And not a fark was given that day.
Neondistraction
2012-02-05 06:26:44 AM
Evilsmurf
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It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.
If it makes you feel any better, it was a free concert. People love free shiat.
Boxcutta
2012-02-05 07:16:46 AM
What's with this Fox News link? It looks like it's keeping me infromed in 1996.
DiamondDave
2012-02-05 07:18:13 AM
One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.
LewDux
2012-02-05 07:20:32 AM
Evilsmurf
:
It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.
Just imagine more varied AC/DC concert
galactus5000
2012-02-05 07:22:58 AM
DiamondDave
:
One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.
pottie
2012-02-05 07:50:58 AM
Jamdug!
:
Those poor, poor people. It's also unfortunate that they got stuck in the human gridlock.
city folk
irgunner
2012-02-05 08:47:39 AM
*facepalm* you have no idea how many people blamed the police for this. People yelling, "why don't the police do something???" Tens of thousands of people voluntarily cram themselves into a tight spot and its up to 50 cops to hault an NFL event and escort 25,000+ people out of downtown because they're too starstruck from some autotuned crap-hop to consider their own safety? Nah, I don't blame them from sitting back and waiting for the dust to settle to just do their incident reports.
CVGScorch
2012-02-05 09:41:49 AM
Why does the page look like something from a Craigslist ad?
Shakes999
2012-02-05 10:12:51 AM
Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
MorganFreeman
2012-02-05 10:32:07 AM
DiamondDave
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One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.
*snert*
FeedTheCollapse
2012-02-05 10:34:15 AM
Shakes999
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Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
I find it amusing that it seems like so many pop stars are essentially snake oil salesmen targeting rubes. It was one thing when it's just some record label exec, but it's another thing entirely when it's the artist themselves. I'm annoyed that this is the shiat that sells, but the pure condescension those artists have towards their fans makes up for it.
jmr61
2012-02-05 10:34:38 AM
DiamondDave
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One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.
I am sure I've never heard any of their music but for some strange reason I am 100% positive you are correct.
luidprand
2012-02-05 10:37:22 AM
Shakes999
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Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
STOP! Hating is bad.
I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.
Shazam999
2012-02-05 10:47:00 AM
luidprand
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Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
STOP! Hating is bad.
Nice.
Intoxoman
2012-02-05 10:51:01 AM
jmr61
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DiamondDave: One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.
I am sure I've never heard any of their music but for some strange reason I am 100% positive you are correct.
I'll second that, I've never heard of them. If I somehow wander into a free concer they are doing please mob trample me.
torquestripe
2012-02-05 10:57:28 AM
PPPFFFFFFTTTTTT!
Only 22 arrests. farking amateurs.
She comes in colors everywhere
2012-02-05 10:58:16 AM
One police car was damaged after concert-goers climbed on top of it to get a better view of the stage.
LMFAO fans are stupid. In all my years of drunken revelry, it has never occurred to me to commandeer a police car.
/although the Worcester '88 Dead shows did feature a car cruising around the parking lots with "Narc" spray painted on the side, but that's a different thing altogether
Jack_Knopf
2012-02-05 10:58:42 AM
"for a free outdoor concert by the
band
LMFAO"
Hah, now I'm ROFL.
She comes in colors everywhere
2012-02-05 11:01:03 AM
Also, a few minor injuries at any event of 50,000 people are to be expected. In fact, that's a very low number and not news in any way.
BumpInTheNight
2012-02-05 11:01:25 AM
Meanwhile if it was a farmer's market the lot of you would be plowing through them like the chase scene in Basic Instinct.
/no idea who that band is either
ParadisePornoTheater
2012-02-05 11:15:08 AM
Another rite of passage: concert ending in bodily harm.
Still got nothing on Great White ...
Shakes999
2012-02-05 11:16:55 AM
luidprand
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Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
STOP! Hating is bad.
I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.
*Chuckle*
zez
2012-02-05 11:19:11 AM
NorCalLos
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vernonFL: Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.
Who knew?
Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?
The two main guys in the band.
/what's the winwood sample?
Need a Dispenser Here
2012-02-05 11:40:58 AM
Mentat
:
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
I WANT OUT!
When I push towards the exit
this is what I see
Erebody throws their elbows in me
I've got panic in my head
and I ain't afraid to show it
I'm trampled and I know it
First use of funny tag for me.
/btw, everyone in the library is wondering why that dude over there is laughing his ass off
skinink
2012-02-05 11:46:42 AM
AYOR LOL
hicksfa2
2012-02-05 11:47:19 AM
Mentat
:
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
I WANT OUT!
When I push towards the exit
this is what I see
Erebody throws their elbows in me
I've got panic in my head
and I ain't afraid to show it
I'm trampled and I know it
Nice work sir. I had a good chuckle
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-02-05 12:04:03 PM
I'm hungry and I know it.
(new window)
LewDux
2012-02-05 12:19:06 PM
luidprand
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Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
STOP! Hating is bad.
I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.
Oh for fark's sake, get a grip.
Not liking LMFAO or their music or them doing a free show or thinking they are so farking pompous (tm Monty Python) is not hate. It's not even close to hate. This is what hate looks like:
Tusti's slaughtered by Hutus in Rwanda in 1994. Using "hate" to describe the reactions to a farking pop singers is obscene.
luidprand
2012-02-05 12:39:13 PM
LewDux
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luidprand: Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
STOP! Hating is bad.
I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.
Oh for fark's sake, get a grip.
Not liking LMFAO or their music or them doing a free show or thinking they are so farking pompous (tm Monty Python) is not hate. It's not even close to hate. This is what hate looks like:
[globalvoicesonline.org image 401x299]
Tusti's slaughtered by Hutus in Rwanda in 1994. Using "hate" to describe the reactions to a farking pop singers is obscene.
That's the joke.
See also
Party Rock Anthem
(new window)
/Seriously, do people have this big a problem with Ke$ha's humor as well?
Henry Holland
2012-02-05 01:08:12 PM
Thanks for stealing my post from the Madonna thread,
LewDux
, couldn't you at least have picked a new genocide?
Apos
2012-02-05 01:20:29 PM
Henry Holland
:
Thanks for stealing my post from the Madonna thread, LewDux, couldn't you at least have picked a new genocide?
Or at least given you credit("shamelessly stolen from")?
FlyingJ
2012-02-05 01:31:19 PM
NorCalLos
Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?
TRICK QUESTION! This could also be the answer(Yes, I know Michael Jackson claimed he just liked singing back-up vocals on unsolicited demos...)
Link
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I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
Either those are some pretty ballsy concert-goers or those are some pretty pussified cops.
This Indy cop knows what 2 do while hangin' with musicians:
Link
(new window)
Mentat
2012-02-05 01:55:26 PM
LewDux
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Oh for fark's sake, get a grip.
Not liking LMFAO or their music or them doing a free show or thinking they are so farking pompous (tm Monty Python) is not hate. It's not even close to hate. This is what hate looks like:
Tusti's slaughtered by Hutus in Rwanda in 1994. Using "hate" to describe the reactions to a farking pop singers is obscene.
I think it might be time for you to log off of the internet because you're taking things way too seriously.
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh
2012-02-05 02:02:58 PM
Evilsmurf
:
It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.
Maybe the crowd didn't know who was playing and once they discovered it was LFMAO the crush was to leave?
Funbags
2012-02-05 02:11:03 PM
NorCalLos
2012-02-05 02:57:51 PM
zez
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NorCalLos: vernonFL: Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.
Who knew?
Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?
The two main guys in the band.
/what's the winwood sample?
Seriously? I knew they were rich kids, but I didn't know they were industry rich kids. Why don't they have any talent?
TravisBickle62
2012-02-05 03:00:14 PM
WHY is hating bad?
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