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2012-02-04 11:58:16 PM
Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.

Who knew?
 
2012-02-05 12:15:43 AM
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
I WANT OUT!

When I push towards the exit
this is what I see
Erebody throws their elbows in me
I've got panic in my head
and I ain't afraid to show it

I'm trampled and I know it
 
2012-02-05 12:41:56 AM
Those poor, poor people. It's also unfortunate that they got stuck in the human gridlock.
 
2012-02-05 02:41:18 AM
Note to self: avoid outdoor concerts in Indianapolis.
 
2012-02-05 02:53:23 AM
 
2012-02-05 03:01:05 AM
Jamdug!: Those poor, poor people. It's also unfortunate that they got stuck in the human gridlock Indianapolis.

/FTFY.

//Although Paris1127 basically beat me to it.

///Cheers!
 
2012-02-05 03:05:11 AM
One police car was damaged after concert-goers climbed on top of it to get a better view of the stage.

Either those are some pretty ballsy concert-goers or those are some pretty pussified cops.

Maybe a little of both.
 
2012-02-05 03:08:36 AM
most involved shortness of breath or scraped knees

goddamnitsomuch
 
2012-02-05 03:23:37 AM
It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.
 
2012-02-05 03:26:57 AM
vernonFL: Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.

Who knew?


Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?
 
2012-02-05 03:27:28 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Although Paris1127 basically beat me to it.

I was not as much insulting Naptown (gone through it many times going between Chicago and Louisville; I stop at Shapiro's when I'm there and that's usually all I have time to do) as I was referring to the Sugarland stage collapse over the summer.
 
2012-02-05 05:32:14 AM
Super Bowl Village? I understand having that kind of setup for the Olympics, but the Super Bowl? It's just a single game for crying out loud!
 
2012-02-05 05:47:12 AM
And not a fark was given that day.
 
2012-02-05 06:26:44 AM
Evilsmurf: It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.

If it makes you feel any better, it was a free concert. People love free shiat.
 
2012-02-05 07:16:46 AM
What's with this Fox News link? It looks like it's keeping me infromed in 1996.
 
2012-02-05 07:18:13 AM
One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.
 
2012-02-05 07:20:32 AM
Evilsmurf: It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.

Just imagine more varied AC/DC concert
 
2012-02-05 07:22:58 AM
DiamondDave: One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.
 
2012-02-05 07:50:58 AM
Jamdug!: Those poor, poor people. It's also unfortunate that they got stuck in the human gridlock.

city folk
 
2012-02-05 08:47:39 AM
*facepalm* you have no idea how many people blamed the police for this. People yelling, "why don't the police do something???" Tens of thousands of people voluntarily cram themselves into a tight spot and its up to 50 cops to hault an NFL event and escort 25,000+ people out of downtown because they're too starstruck from some autotuned crap-hop to consider their own safety? Nah, I don't blame them from sitting back and waiting for the dust to settle to just do their incident reports.
 
2012-02-05 09:41:49 AM
Why does the page look like something from a Craigslist ad?
 
2012-02-05 10:12:51 AM
Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.
 
2012-02-05 10:32:07 AM
DiamondDave: One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.

*snert*
 
2012-02-05 10:34:15 AM
Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.

I find it amusing that it seems like so many pop stars are essentially snake oil salesmen targeting rubes. It was one thing when it's just some record label exec, but it's another thing entirely when it's the artist themselves. I'm annoyed that this is the shiat that sells, but the pure condescension those artists have towards their fans makes up for it.
 
2012-02-05 10:34:38 AM
DiamondDave: One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.


I am sure I've never heard any of their music but for some strange reason I am 100% positive you are correct.
 
2012-02-05 10:37:22 AM
Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.

STOP! Hating is bad.

I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.
 
2012-02-05 10:47:00 AM
luidprand: Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.

STOP! Hating is bad.


Nice.
 
2012-02-05 10:51:01 AM
jmr61: DiamondDave: One would think that if you were at a LMFAO concert, death would be welcomed as a sweet release.


I am sure I've never heard any of their music but for some strange reason I am 100% positive you are correct.


I'll second that, I've never heard of them. If I somehow wander into a free concer they are doing please mob trample me.
 
2012-02-05 10:57:28 AM
PPPFFFFFFTTTTTT!
Only 22 arrests. farking amateurs.
 
2012-02-05 10:58:16 AM
One police car was damaged after concert-goers climbed on top of it to get a better view of the stage.

LMFAO fans are stupid. In all my years of drunken revelry, it has never occurred to me to commandeer a police car.

/although the Worcester '88 Dead shows did feature a car cruising around the parking lots with "Narc" spray painted on the side, but that's a different thing altogether
 
2012-02-05 10:58:42 AM
"for a free outdoor concert by the band LMFAO"

Hah, now I'm ROFL.
 
2012-02-05 11:01:03 AM
Also, a few minor injuries at any event of 50,000 people are to be expected. In fact, that's a very low number and not news in any way.
 
2012-02-05 11:01:25 AM
Meanwhile if it was a farmer's market the lot of you would be plowing through them like the chase scene in Basic Instinct.

/no idea who that band is either
 
2012-02-05 11:15:08 AM
Another rite of passage: concert ending in bodily harm.

Still got nothing on Great White ...
 
2012-02-05 11:16:55 AM
luidprand: Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.

STOP! Hating is bad.

I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.


*Chuckle*
 
zez
2012-02-05 11:19:11 AM
NorCalLos: vernonFL: Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.

Who knew?

Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?


The two main guys in the band.

/what's the winwood sample?
 
2012-02-05 11:40:58 AM
Mentat: Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
I WANT OUT!

When I push towards the exit
this is what I see
Erebody throws their elbows in me
I've got panic in my head
and I ain't afraid to show it

I'm trampled and I know it


First use of funny tag for me.

/btw, everyone in the library is wondering why that dude over there is laughing his ass off
 
2012-02-05 11:46:42 AM
AYOR LOL
 
2012-02-05 11:47:19 AM
Mentat: Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
Girl stamped on my body OW
I WANT OUT!

When I push towards the exit
this is what I see
Erebody throws their elbows in me
I've got panic in my head
and I ain't afraid to show it

I'm trampled and I know it


Nice work sir. I had a good chuckle
 
2012-02-05 12:04:03 PM
 
2012-02-05 12:19:06 PM
luidprand: Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.

STOP! Hating is bad.

I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.


Oh for fark's sake, get a grip.

Not liking LMFAO or their music or them doing a free show or thinking they are so farking pompous (tm Monty Python) is not hate. It's not even close to hate. This is what hate looks like:

globalvoicesonline.org

Tusti's slaughtered by Hutus in Rwanda in 1994. Using "hate" to describe the reactions to a farking pop singers is obscene.
 
2012-02-05 12:39:13 PM
LewDux: luidprand: Shakes999: Thousands of idiots put themselves in danger to see over-rated pop garbage? Paging Dr. Darwin.

STOP! Hating is bad.

I'm sure seeing a well-produced dance-comedy duo would be horrible. Just horrible. Not fun at all.

Oh for fark's sake, get a grip.

Not liking LMFAO or their music or them doing a free show or thinking they are so farking pompous (tm Monty Python) is not hate. It's not even close to hate. This is what hate looks like:

[globalvoicesonline.org image 401x299]

Tusti's slaughtered by Hutus in Rwanda in 1994. Using "hate" to describe the reactions to a farking pop singers is obscene.


That's the joke.

See also Party Rock Anthem (new window)

/Seriously, do people have this big a problem with Ke$ha's humor as well?
 
2012-02-05 01:08:12 PM
Thanks for stealing my post from the Madonna thread, LewDux, couldn't you at least have picked a new genocide?
 
2012-02-05 01:20:29 PM
Henry Holland: Thanks for stealing my post from the Madonna thread, LewDux, couldn't you at least have picked a new genocide?


Or at least given you credit("shamelessly stolen from")?
 
2012-02-05 01:31:19 PM
NorCalLos Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?

TRICK QUESTION! This could also be the answer(Yes, I know Michael Jackson claimed he just liked singing back-up vocals on unsolicited demos...) Link (new window)

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body Either those are some pretty ballsy concert-goers or those are some pretty pussified cops.

This Indy cop knows what 2 do while hangin' with musicians: Link (new window)
 
2012-02-05 01:55:26 PM
LewDux: Oh for fark's sake, get a grip.

Not liking LMFAO or their music or them doing a free show or thinking they are so farking pompous (tm Monty Python) is not hate. It's not even close to hate. This is what hate looks like:

Tusti's slaughtered by Hutus in Rwanda in 1994. Using "hate" to describe the reactions to a farking pop singers is obscene.


I think it might be time for you to log off of the internet because you're taking things way too seriously.
 
2012-02-05 02:02:58 PM
Evilsmurf: It's a sad indictment of the current music scene that enough people would show up at an LFMAO concert to cause a crush.

Maybe the crowd didn't know who was playing and once they discovered it was LFMAO the crush was to leave?
 
2012-02-05 02:11:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-05 02:57:51 PM
zez: NorCalLos: vernonFL: Barry Gordy's son and grandson + Eric Prydz / Steve Winwood sample = catchy pop song.

Who knew?

Who are Berry Gordy's son and grandson?

The two main guys in the band.

/what's the winwood sample?


Seriously? I knew they were rich kids, but I didn't know they were industry rich kids. Why don't they have any talent?
 
2012-02-05 03:00:14 PM
WHY is hating bad?
 
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