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Positive side of the bad economy: More and more dry counties are seriously thinking about legalizing the sale of alcohol. "There is nothing good about liquor"
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St_Francis_P
2012-02-04 07:02:40 PM
"There is nothing good about liquor"
The Rev has been drinking the wrong liquor.
beantowndog
2012-02-05 01:39:10 AM
"This city has never been dry. It's just been illegally wet," Jewell said.
You mean people don't just read the bible all the time in these towns?
Jim Gordon
2012-02-05 01:45:09 AM
The bottle of Buffalo Trace I'm about to finish disagrees about there being nothing good about liquor. So far the only bad thing I see is that this bottle is almost gone.
jaylectricity
2012-02-05 01:58:28 AM
Jack Daniels is produced in a dry county. That's pretty messed up.
CJHardin
2012-02-05 02:08:25 AM
I'm sure it's not original, but it was a running joke in my home town. Asheboro, NC used to be a dry city in a wet county. Middle of the bible belt type of town.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?
A: The Catholic will actually say hello to you in the liquor store.
They now have booze.
CSB: The first bar that opened in the town is called The Flying Pig, due to a quote from the opposition's front man saying that there will be alcohol in Asheboro when pigs fly.
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-02-05 02:58:50 AM
Believe it or not, California has some pretty liberal alcohol laws.
1) Sales allowed on Sundays
2) Hard liquor sold in grocery stores
3) Sales in grocery stores/liquor stores allowed til 2am
Minnesota needs to legalize Sunday sales.
/tired of having to think ahead when I visit.
Smeggy Smurf
2012-02-05 02:58:58 AM
All you need to know about the evils of likker can be found on youtube. There is an 11 part series about the evils of Popcorn Sutton and his last batch of demon rum that can be found there. That bad man, heathen and maker of evil likker shows you exactly how it was done so you too can bring evil into this world. It's just terrible the things they put on the internet these days.
batcookie
2012-02-05 02:59:56 AM
Haha hmmmm... liquor sales will certainly raise revenue, and I don't know about you, but I for one can't think of anything about more booze that might actually *cost* money...
/I'm a follower of the great philosopher Homer
//Yay alcohol
///The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.
Ken VeryBigLiar
2012-02-05 03:02:13 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum
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Believe it or not, California has some pretty liberal alcohol laws.
1) Sales allowed on Sundays
2) Hard liquor sold in grocery stores
3) Sales in grocery stores/liquor stores allowed til 2am
Minnesota needs to legalize Sunday sales.
/tired of having to think ahead when I visit.
Why? Most of them along the border just go to Wisconsin and load up on cases of booze at places like Woodman's in La Crosse.
Kuoxasar
2012-02-05 03:02:24 AM
I've never had any crappy fortified wine. Night Train, Thunderbird, MD 20/20, Scotsmac. Does the "nothing good" statement apply to them?
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2012-02-05 03:03:11 AM
"There is nothing good about liquor"
Tell that to ugly people.
/Cheers!
Mock26
2012-02-05 03:04:00 AM
Liquor? I do not even know her!
Solid Muldoon
2012-02-05 03:05:38 AM
In Tennessee you can only buy wine in a liquor store. It is illegal to sell corkscrews in liquor stores.
You can buy a double shot of whiskey in a bar at 2:30 am, then walk across the street to the grocery store and be told you can't buy a beer until after noon.
malaktaus
2012-02-05 03:09:06 AM
"There is nothing good about liquor," he added.
He sounds like he has the kind of intellect that would disgrace a knuckle-dragging ape. I think humanity needed another 100,000 or so to evolve before we invented fire and the wheel, because assholes who are too stupid to live shouldn't be secure enough to survive and breed, not in such vast numbers anyway. That shiat should have been weeded out before life got as complicated as it is today, but they're still all over the place, farking everything up and putting all life on Earth in jeopardy.
malaktaus
2012-02-05 03:09:47 AM
100,000 years, I mean.
krafty420
2012-02-05 03:11:16 AM
I honestly didn't know that "dry counties" still existed. The sale of liquor is legal everywhere here in Nova Scotia as far as I know, but only from our crown liquor corporation, certain convenience stores, and sometimes directly from breweries.
The sale of liquor on Sundays was only recently legalized here and we were the the last in Canada to do so.
seventypercent
2012-02-05 03:11:51 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum
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Believe it or not, California has some pretty liberal alcohol laws.
Why would that be hard to believe?
clcunn01
2012-02-05 03:15:01 AM
Change it Indiana
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Signed. This was the response I received:
"Dear Friend,
Thank you for contacting me regarding Indiana's alcohol policies and the bills dealing with alcohol regulations this legislative session. I appreciate the opportunity to express my position on this important issue facing Indiana.
I believe that Indiana's current alcohol sales laws are effective and sufficient for the alcohol retailers and consumers in this state. I am not supportive of allowing for Sunday alcohol sales for Hoosiers because the majority of retailers in my district are against this movement. The boost to the economy from Sunday sales of alcohol does not justify potential losses and damages from increased alcohol consumption. I will continue to gather input and information regarding beverage distribution and policies, and I will keep your thoughts in mind when voting on these important bills.
Again, thank you for your correspondence, and if I can ever be of assistance to you in the future, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Sincerely,
Jim Smith
State Senator
District 45
200 W. Washington Street
Indianapolis, IN 46204
Office: 800-382-9467
Fax: 317-234-9256
Email:
Senator
Smith
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natmar_76
2012-02-05 03:15:57 AM
"This city has never been dry. It's just been illegally wet," Jewell said.
My god, that is so dirty.
Swoop1809
2012-02-05 03:16:37 AM
krafty420
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I honestly didn't know that "dry counties" still existed. The sale of
liquor
is legal everywhere here in
Nova Scotia
as far as I know, but only from our crown liquor corporation, certain convenience stores, and sometimes directly from breweries.
The sale of liquor on Sundays was only recently legalized here and we were the the last in Canada to do so.
Approves
/liquor and whores
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-02-05 03:17:19 AM
WWSSJD?
otto the bull
2012-02-05 03:18:28 AM
I do my drinking at 8 AM right after I get to work, then stop right after lunch.
That way I am already pretty much sober by the time I drive home.
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-02-05 03:19:13 AM
Ken VeryBigLiar
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Why? Most of them along the border just go to Wisconsin and load up on cases of booze at places like Woodman's in La Crosse.
And that helps with tax revenue in Minnesota how?
seventypercent
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Britney Spear's Speculum: Believe it or not, California has some pretty liberal alcohol laws.
Why would that be hard to believe?
The state that fines you 1000 bucks for smoking in a car with children?
The state that banned kids under 18 from using tanning booths?
You think the absence of tough alcohol laws in this state are easy to believe?
Ken VeryBigLiar
2012-02-05 03:19:47 AM
"This city has never been dry. It's just been illegally wet," Jewell said
"Phrasing!"
Acidicnads
2012-02-05 03:24:25 AM
till then nothin but me and this warm warm heroin
Ken VeryBigLiar
2012-02-05 03:25:12 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum
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And that helps with tax revenue in Minnesota how?
It's cheaper here anyway; I wish you all the luck in the world in competing with the many facets of Wisconsin's liquor lobby.
/MN gas prices are usually cheaper than most in western WI.
Smoking GNU
2012-02-05 03:28:14 AM
malaktaus
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"There is nothing good about liquor," he added.
He sounds like he has the kind of intellect that would disgrace a knuckle-dragging ape. I think humanity needed another 100,000 or so to evolve before we invented fire and the wheel, because assholes who are too stupid to live shouldn't be secure enough to survive and breed, not in such vast numbers anyway. That shiat should have been weeded out before life got as complicated as it is today, but they're still all over the place, farking everything up and putting all life on Earth in jeopardy.
I blame Religion.
Polish Hussar
2012-02-05 03:31:48 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum
:
Believe it or not, California has some pretty liberal alcohol laws.
1) Sales allowed on Sundays
2) Hard liquor sold in grocery stores
3) Sales in grocery stores/liquor stores allowed til 2am
Minnesota needs to legalize Sunday sales.
/tired of having to think ahead when I visit.
#1 and #2 are also legal in Michigan, and I'm pretty sure that #3 is as well. I've never tried to buy alcohol after 1am outside of a bar or restaurant, but since last call is at 2am I'm assuming the liquor stores can sell until then.
/Envious of New York's 4am last call
//More envious of New Hampshire's 0% excise tax rate on wine and liquor
///Happy that I don't have to buy from a state owned monopoly and that grocery stores can sell whatever they please
milkyshirt
2012-02-05 03:33:01 AM
From the comments:
The wine that Jesus turned from water ISN'T the same as the wine as today.
Oh yeah, it was grape Kool-Aid. *eyeroll*
This isn't the first time I've heard this. Who came up with this "not
real
wine" nonsense?
Smoking GNU
2012-02-05 03:37:40 AM
milkyshirt
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From the comments:
The wine that Jesus turned from water ISN'T the same as the wine as today.
Oh yeah, it was grape Kool-Aid. *eyeroll*
This isn't the first time I've heard this. Who came up with this "not real wine" nonsense?
baptists?
malaktaus
2012-02-05 03:42:45 AM
Smoking GNU
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malaktaus: "There is nothing good about liquor," he added.
He sounds like he has the kind of intellect that would disgrace a knuckle-dragging ape. I think humanity needed another 100,000 or so to evolve before we invented fire and the wheel, because assholes who are too stupid to live shouldn't be secure enough to survive and breed, not in such vast numbers anyway. That shiat should have been weeded out before life got as complicated as it is today, but they're still all over the place, farking everything up and putting all life on Earth in jeopardy.
I blame Religion.
That's just a symptom of a much larger problem.
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-02-05 03:44:22 AM
Ken VeryBigLiar
:
It's cheaper here anyway; I wish you all the luck in the world in competing with the many facets of Wisconsin's liquor lobby.
Here's an interesting article. It's not the
Wisconsin Liquor Lobby.
It's the...unions?!?
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-02-05 03:47:07 AM
Polish Hussar
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#1 and #2 are also legal in Michigan, and I'm pretty sure that #3 is as well. I've never tried to buy alcohol after 1am outside of a bar or restaurant, but since last call is at 2am I'm assuming the liquor stores can sell until then.
/Envious of New York's 4am last call
//More envious of New Hampshire's 0% excise tax rate on wine and liquor
///Happy that I don't have to buy from a state owned monopoly and that grocery stores can sell whatever they please
Pretty spiffy if ya ask me. I guess I'm just surprised as to how resistant california has been to restriction.
Ken VeryBigLiar
2012-02-05 03:49:46 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum
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Here's an interesting article. It's not the Wisconsin Liquor Lobby. It's the...unions?!?
So your own citizens are willing to shoot themselves in the foot, lose untold millions to a neighboring state in revenue and tax money...ok, now I get how they can put up with the Vikings.
ReapTheChaos
2012-02-05 03:54:43 AM
Dry counties/cities do not keep people from drinking, it just makes them drive further, often while drunk, to buy their alcohol.
batcookie
2012-02-05 03:56:15 AM
ReapTheChaos
:
Dry counties/cities do not keep people from drinking, it just makes them drive further, often while drunk, to buy their alcohol.
Yes but it makes the moralists feel good about themselves for trying to "save people from themselves."
HaywoodJablonski
2012-02-05 03:59:58 AM
In Texas I can't buy a case of Miller Lite before noon on Sunday, but I can go to a restaurant for bottomless mimosas at 9 am
Sabyen91
2012-02-05 04:01:38 AM
St_Francis_P
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"There is nothing good about liquor"
The Rev has been drinking the wrong liquor.
The Rev has been drinking young boy semen. Nothing beats it according to my religious friends.
DingleberryMoose
2012-02-05 04:04:35 AM
batcookie
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ReapTheChaos: Dry counties/cities do not keep people from drinking, it just makes them drive further, often while drunk, to buy their alcohol.
Yes but it makes the moralists feel good about themselves for trying to "save people from themselves."
It's the Keep Our Own Kids Safe crowd again. Actually, around here, it's the "I hope nobody recognizes me while I'm buying this because there'll be hell to pay in church tomorrow" crowd who try to block sales.
/only the cheapest
vodak
tequila for my airlocks
Sabyen91
2012-02-05 04:05:24 AM
Ken VeryBigLiar
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Britney Spear's Speculum: Here's an interesting article. It's not the Wisconsin Liquor Lobby. It's the...unions?!?
So your own citizens are willing to shoot themselves in the foot, lose untold millions to a neighboring state in revenue and tax money...ok, now I get how they can put up with the Vikings.
Hehe, Minnesota has a crazy minority that should just go ahead and kill themselves (the ones that vote for Bachmann).
Thrakkorzog
2012-02-05 04:11:25 AM
Interesting how we might get our rights back as soon as the government gets strapped for cash. The fireworks law in Michigan just got changed in an attempt to get more money. Michigan was tired of Indiana getting all the tax revenue from the sale of all of the fun fireworks. Snakes, fountains, and sparklers just don't get it done. Kind of makes you want to cheat on your taxes to get your freedoms back. States with enough financial pressure may have to allow marijuana to be legalized or at least decriminalized.
likesass
2012-02-05 04:15:06 AM
In any area there is a finite number of sales, opening up more places to buy, reduces the amount other locations collect. Soon you have dozens of crappy liquor stores, where once you had one really nice retailer. Better to simply set up roadblocks, now you use the resources you already have in place, so the revenue is actually generated.
DingleberryMoose
2012-02-05 04:19:37 AM
HaywoodJablonski
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In Texas I can't buy a case of Miller Lite before noon on Sunday, but I can go to a restaurant for bottomless mimosas at 9 am
It's the state legislature's attempt to save you from drinking that swill, son. They're trying to give you time to man up and get some real beer.
/kidding, mostly
//Lite > anything Bud
Thrakkorzog
2012-02-05 04:20:15 AM
Michigan just approved a new Sunday morning license for sale of liquor. I haven't seen much data on how many licenses the state sold but now it is possible to buy before noon on Sunday in Michigan. I haven't bothered to get out that early on a Sunday to see which grocery store chains have the license. I still to this day always get the extra case of beer to put in the trunk of the car to cover the no sales of liquor on Christmas day. It only takes one time to go without beer on Christmas to remember that for life.
seventypercent
2012-02-05 04:25:01 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum
:
You think the absence of tough alcohol laws in this state are easy to believe?
Normally, when I think of dry counties and draconian liquor laws, I think of culturally conservative areas in the South. There's definitely no liberal love lost on things ranging from smoking to trans fats, but alcohol generally isn't on their hit list.
DingleberryMoose
2012-02-05 04:31:38 AM
seventypercent
:
Britney Spear's Speculum: You think the absence of tough alcohol laws in this state are easy to believe?
Normally, when I think of dry counties and draconian liquor laws, I think of culturally conservative areas in the South. There's definitely no liberal love lost on things ranging from smoking to trans fats, but alcohol generally isn't on their hit list.
It's not so much a conservative/liberal issue as a Fundamentalist/Mainline issue.
FatalDischarge
2012-02-05 04:40:19 AM
Ya. Liquor sales will help a lot.
*rolls eyes, shakes head*
You what? There is something else that should be legalized which will help a hell of a lot more.
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-02-05 04:56:47 AM
Ken VeryBigLiar
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So your own citizens are willing to shoot themselves in the foot, lose untold millions to a neighboring state in revenue and tax money...ok, now I get how they can put up with the Vikings.
I don't live there, but, yeah. It's kind of a no-brainer.
seventypercent
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Britney Spear's Speculum: You think the absence of tough alcohol laws in this state are easy to believe?
Normally, when I think of dry counties and draconian liquor laws, I think of culturally conservative areas in the South. There's definitely no liberal love lost on things ranging from smoking to trans fats,
but alcohol generally isn't on their hit list.
You're right. It's backwards how liberals want to legislate 'common sense' but look the other way with alcohol.
Nullav
2012-02-05 04:57:00 AM
clcunn01
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Snip
Look on the bright side: Even though you got a form letter, and even though it told you to go fark yourself, it at least told you to go fark yourself. Most responses just have the last paragraph and something completely unrelated above it.
/Oklahoma
//No Sunday sales
///No hard liquor in grocery stores, only beer
//Beer in liquor stores must be sold at room temperature.
/Bottles in bars must be below 3.2% ABV, while on-tap/pitcher beer can be 6% ABV, and the sky's the limit for hard liquor.
wildlifer
2012-02-05 05:01:23 AM
We have dry counties here, but loopholes for restaurants exist, if they are a "private club".
Gambling is illegal, but we have a dog and horse track, with electronic gaming at each.
We can't even buy sparkling juice on sunday, because it's produced by a wine maker.
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