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(Clarion-Ledger)   Boy wears "I Heart Boobies" t-shirt to skate party. Then things get weird   (clarionledger.com) divider line 33
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2012-02-05 12:43:30 AM  
6 votes:
krabov.net

BOOBIES
Jesus hates 'em
2012-02-05 02:04:14 AM  
5 votes:
i218.photobucket.com
2012-02-05 01:35:10 AM  
5 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.


I don't know, I don't think The Lord, Jesus Christ, would allow his children to perform blasphemy by zipping across water.

It's taking The Lord's miracles in vain.
2012-02-05 02:55:27 AM  
3 votes:
i44.tinypic.com

Because you never know.
2012-02-05 02:01:19 AM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-02-05 01:35:51 AM  
3 votes:

encyclopediaplushuman: 'The Lord, Jesus Christ, would not allow his child to wear that shirt,'


Well of course not. They would have worn tunics or pristine flowing robes of the finest cotton with "ass, grass or cash-nobody rides for free" on them.

I like the shirt, I love the message it sends, but it was only a matter of time before it ruffled some troglodyte's feathers.
2012-02-05 12:36:24 AM  
3 votes:
And wasn't it Jesus who said "Whatever you did for the least of these boobies, you did for me"?

/Mammaries 2-36
2012-02-05 04:13:24 AM  
2 votes:
image.spreadshirt.com

I'm going to wear this one to Church.

'Cause I don't want to see any harm come to Tig 'ol Bitties.
2012-02-05 03:59:29 AM  
2 votes:
I have no problem with that t-shirt as long as its ok for a girl to wear one to promote awareness of testicular cancer.

images8.cpcache.com
2012-02-05 02:19:28 AM  
2 votes:
I know some skating rink managers... All I can say about that is even carnies need a subculture to look down and feel good about where they are in life and their moral values.

After reading the article all I can think is that the rink manager talks a wild gang of shiat for working in such a flammable business.
2012-02-05 01:43:09 AM  
2 votes:
jimpoz.com
2012-02-05 01:39:22 AM  
2 votes:
You know something? Jesus wouldn't have let his kid rollerskate either.
2012-02-05 01:04:16 PM  
1 votes:
WWJD?

/turn the other teat.
2012-02-05 10:45:53 AM  
1 votes:
I'm currently at a nuke plant doing pre-outage setup (or at least assisting with) and right now the big thing of amusement is someone made a bunch of "Save the Tatas" hardhat decals. I don't think anyone actually gives a rip about breast cancer, everyone's just grabbing them because they annoy the unholy crap out of supervision, but supervision can't actually SAY anything because they will appear insensitive.

I haven't taken one because some IDIOT printed the stickers up as "Save the Tata's."

Do note the apostrophe because I get an eyetwitch every time I see one of the stickers.

But, hey, yesterday I bought two Alzheimer's awareness stickers online, so soon enough I'll be using my hat for my own causes.

/Save the tata's WHAT?!
2012-02-05 10:04:29 AM  
1 votes:
The real news here is, there are still skating rinks around. FARK, people still stupid enough to pay to put on a pair that have been worn by a hundred different people that month.
2012-02-05 08:05:48 AM  
1 votes:
I ATTENTION ♥ WHORES!

lh4.googleusercontent.com


/let's see if the image gets swapped this time
2012-02-05 06:46:14 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not saying the rink owner's mother probably refused to breast-feed him, but I would.
2012-02-05 04:47:12 AM  
1 votes:

Mr.Man: Strangely god never made pussy cancer.....no wonder why i love god so much!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_cancer

Usually metastasized from ovarian cancer

//farking breast cancer PR domination makes you believe there's only one kind of cancer women get. You can get cancer ANYWHERE
2012-02-05 03:45:46 AM  
1 votes:

batcookie: allthesametome: Hey two idiots fighting! Your skating rink isn't a ministry and your teenage son doesn't care about breast cancer awareness.

That being said, sometimes things are inappropriate. I wouldn't let my 15 year old son wear this shirt to certain events. This isn't a question of religion or freedom of speech. Sometimes things are just inappropriate.

It kind of is about freedom of speech though, because there is no operational definition of "inappropriate" that doesn't bring oppressive religious moralism into it. What you think is inappropriate I may not think is inappropriate.


That's funny, because my definition of "inappropriate" has nothing to do with oppressive religious moralism, religious moralism or even moralism. Good behavior. How about good manners? My kid can curse up a storm, but not in front of his grandmother or great grandmother. I don't want the little wigger rapping about pussy before my 1st cup of coffee. I don't think we need to take a stand that any of this is due to some religious idealism or constitutional rights.
2012-02-05 02:39:36 AM  
1 votes:
"This is a ministry," said Lott as he recounted the incident. "It's more than just a skating rink."

You can tell it isn't an honest-to-God business when people say this.
2012-02-05 02:38:41 AM  
1 votes:
"This is a ministry," said Lott as he recounted the incident. "It's more than just a skating rink."

www.motifake.com
2012-02-05 02:32:52 AM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: What a coincidence. I just happened to be sucking on my wife's boobies no more than 20 minutes ago. I heart boobies too. I use them as jizz targets.


If you went from sucking on them to using them as jizz targets in less than 20 minutes (followed immediately by posting on Fark), you're doing something wrong.
2012-02-05 02:26:20 AM  
1 votes:
Apparently, he's still got the fear of God in him over his wife getting turned into a pillar of salt.

www.examiner.com
2012-02-05 02:16:00 AM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: What a coincidence. I just happened to be sucking on my wife's boobies no more than 20 minutes ago. I heart boobies too. I use them as jizz targets.


:) Good thing she has two of em right ?
2012-02-05 02:09:01 AM  
1 votes:
What a coincidence. I just happened to be sucking on my wife's boobies no more than 20 minutes ago. I heart boobies too. I use them as jizz targets.
2012-02-05 02:07:16 AM  
1 votes:
So, what have we learned in the past week? The correct responses are to:

A) Get upset when religious fundamentalists don't support an anti-breast cancer campaign, and
B) Get upset when religious fundamentalists do support an anti-breast cancer campaign.

Will you people make up your damned minds?
2012-02-05 02:05:33 AM  
1 votes:
I heart boobies and a playboy hat? I'd kick the little farker out for being a douche.
2012-02-05 01:49:34 AM  
1 votes:
Morrison 601, verse 360-4644.

When I was back there in
seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord
with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
You cannot petition the Lord
with prayer
2012-02-05 01:47:55 AM  
1 votes:

Porous Horace: And wasn't it Jesus who said "You can call me J, or you can call me C, or you can call me CJ, or you can call me JC, buts ya don't hasta call me collect, you cheap bastage!" ?


"Or El Jesusereno if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Verily."
2012-02-05 01:41:48 AM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.


So he can also exclude blacks from the rink as well, eh Sweet Cheeks?

/Your internet lawyer degree ain't holding up too well, buttercup.

www.thebuzzmedia.com


/Cheers!
2012-02-05 01:37:15 AM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: [krabov.net image 640x504]

BOOBIES
Jesus hates 'em


Thank you Amos, I'll continue on with some tits

pixdaus.com

i.telegraph.co.uk
2012-02-05 12:45:44 AM  
1 votes:
Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.
2012-02-04 07:34:52 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone else notice the phone number you have to call to leave comments.
 
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