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spaz99

2012-02-04 07:34:52 PM

Anyone else notice the phone number you have to call to leave comments.

encyclopediaplushuman

2012-02-04 07:58:34 PM

'The Lord, Jesus Christ, would not allow his child to wear that shirt,'

Oh great, another fundamentalist holier-than-thou. You do remember Jesus defended the prostitute from the pharisees, right Mr. Skate Rink Owner? Or are you reading the other wholly-true, God-inspired passage as Paul wrote that "everything was permissible but not beneficial" ? Because if that's the truth then Jesus would permit it. Hell, Jesus stayed in the temple after his parents left when he was 12. He tore through the temple marketeers like cheap toilet paper because he thought it was an insult. Or are we talking the same Jesus that turned water into wine only a few chapters later to say that his blood was the wine? Yes that's right, an intoxicating beverage which what we call "minors" today were allowed to consume.

/rant over
//just hate fundies

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-05 12:26:57 AM

spaz99: Anyone else notice the phone number you have to call to leave comments.

Yeah, what about it?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-05 12:36:24 AM

And wasn't it Jesus who said "Whatever you did for the least of these boobies, you did for me"?

/Mammaries 2-36

Amos Quito

2012-02-05 12:43:30 AM

BOOBIES
Jesus hates 'em

dahmers love zombie

2012-02-05 12:45:44 AM

Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.

rebelyell2006

2012-02-05 01:33:10 AM

People going stupid over their imaginary gods? Seems to be unfortunately too common here in the USA.

Quark_Quasar

2012-02-05 01:35:10 AM

dahmers love zombie: Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.

I don't know, I don't think The Lord, Jesus Christ, would allow his children to perform blasphemy by zipping across water.

It's taking The Lord's miracles in vain.

fregniacciaro

2012-02-05 01:35:12 AM

Odd coincidence, but last time I was at a little boy's party I also wore an "I heart boobies" shirt

culebra

2012-02-05 01:35:51 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: 'The Lord, Jesus Christ, would not allow his child to wear that shirt,'

Well of course not. They would have worn tunics or pristine flowing robes of the finest cotton with "ass, grass or cash-nobody rides for free" on them.

I like the shirt, I love the message it sends, but it was only a matter of time before it ruffled some troglodyte's feathers.

Flragnararch

2012-02-05 01:37:15 AM

Amos Quito: [krabov.net image 640x504]

BOOBIES
Jesus hates 'em

Thank you Amos, I'll continue on with some tits

pixdaus.com

MAYORBOB

2012-02-05 01:37:45 AM

"The Lord, Jesus Christ, would not allow his child to wear that shirt ..."

A. The Son o' God reportedly did not have any children.
B. But of course he wouldn't have worn that tee shirt. It would have been written in Aramaic or Hebrew,
C. Did not Christ have breasts?

TyrantII

2012-02-05 01:38:25 AM

dahmers love zombie: Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.

Of course.

And it's absolutely everyone elses right to get word out that he's a douche and force him out of business by not going there anymore.

religion and business don't go well together.

culebra

2012-02-05 01:39:01 AM

I like where this thread is going...

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-05 01:39:22 AM

You know something? Jesus wouldn't have let his kid rollerskate either.

Badafuco

2012-02-05 01:40:19 AM

So... the rink owner doesn't like boobies? Okay. NTTAWWT

jimmyjackfunk

2012-02-05 01:40:21 AM

this was going on here last year. all three of my kids sport the bracelets and they know about breast cancer. my take on it is cancer sucks and the female breast is a beautiful thing not to be wasted. we had the same problem with "outraged" parents contacting the local television stations which in turn to get ratings did a whole segment on it.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2012-02-05 01:41:48 AM

dahmers love zombie: Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.

So he can also exclude blacks from the rink as well, eh Sweet Cheeks?

/Your internet lawyer degree ain't holding up too well, buttercup.

www.thebuzzmedia.com

/Cheers!

farkingismybusiness

2012-02-05 01:42:22 AM

Jesus wept.

oukewldave

2012-02-05 01:42:28 AM

dahmers love zombie: Private rink. Absolutely his right to be a total douche.

This. If they don't like his policies, don't patron his business. I've had to actually tell DBag customers of mine if you don't like the way I run my business, you are not required to come here. They shut up and deal with it and come back again.

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name

2012-02-05 01:42:50 AM

Well, duh. Everyone knows Jeebus hates boobies. Why else would he tell all his priests to only fark little boys?

jimpoz

2012-02-05 01:43:09 AM

Porous Horace

2012-02-05 01:44:59 AM

And wasn't it Jesus who said "You can call me J, or you can call me C, or you can call me CJ, or you can call me JC, buts ya don't hasta call me collect, you cheap bastage!" ?

TuteTibiImperes

2012-02-05 01:45:17 AM

On one hand, the shirt isn't really offensive, and I don't see why the kid shouldn't be allowed to wear it.

On the other hand, this is a teenage boy, so let's not pretend his motivation was raising awareness for breast cancer as opposed to wearing a shirt that said 'boobies' on it.

/I like this one better:
images.lighterside.com

octopied

2012-02-05 01:47:16 AM

C'mon are people seriously that stupid? the shirt is made to get attention, boobies is considered vulgar slang for a lot of people

Why not get a shirt that says "Support Breast cancer awareness" which would be much more acceptable for all....hmmm, let me guess because it's not as "shocking" right?

What if I want to support testicular cancer awareness? Should I be allowed to wear a "I

culebra

2012-02-05 01:47:55 AM

Porous Horace: And wasn't it Jesus who said "You can call me J, or you can call me C, or you can call me CJ, or you can call me JC, buts ya don't hasta call me collect, you cheap bastage!" ?

"Or El Jesusereno if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Verily."

octopied

2012-02-05 01:49:07 AM

^

" I (heart) (slang for male genitals) "

is censored on fark after all the other stuff they allow? wow.

RoyBatty

2012-02-05 01:49:34 AM

Morrison 601, verse 360-4644.

When I was back there in
seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord
with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
You cannot petition the Lord
with prayer

Slartibartfaster

2012-02-05 01:49:36 AM

FTFA "My guideline in life is always 'What would Jesus do?' " Lott said"

Not sure what Jesus would do, but reading up on what Lot would have done... Link (new window)

elffster

2012-02-05 01:49:53 AM

this thread needs more pictures of chesticles...

Porous Horace

2012-02-05 01:50:10 AM

The Pro Cancer Foundation* lauds this man's efforts to keep our rinks free of profanity and full of carcinogenic ice-cleaning chemicals and poorly-ventilated smoking areas, as Jesus** would.

*The PCF is an equal opportunity offender. Goooo cancer!

**Jesus is not affiliated with the PCF.

Dimensio

2012-02-05 01:50:42 AM

While expressing enjoyment of submitting the initial posting to a discussion is unusual, I do not understand why such expression, printed on an article of clothing, is a source of controversy.

culebra

2012-02-05 01:51:21 AM

octopied: boobies is considered vulgar slang for a lot of people

I want to agree with this, but do you really think this would have turned out any differently if the shirt read "I Love Mammary Glands" or "I Love Female Breasts"?

There are plenty of people to whom breasts are primarily sexual objects, which is where the embarrassment comes from.

TuteTibiImperes

2012-02-05 01:53:00 AM

RoyBatty: Morrison 601, verse 360-4644.

When I was back there in
seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord
with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
You cannot petition the Lord
with prayer

One of the most perplexingly under-appreciated songs ever.

culebra

2012-02-05 01:53:01 AM

octopied: ^

" I (heart) (slang for male genitals) "

is censored on fark after all the other stuff they allow? wow.

Which one: Balls? Nuts? Gonads? Testes? Family Jewels? Juevos? Two Veg? I hadn't known-let's see which one doesn't show up.

culebra

2012-02-05 01:53:36 AM

culebra: octopied: ^

" I (heart) (slang for male genitals) "

is censored on fark after all the other stuff they allow? wow.

Which one: Balls? Nuts? Gonads? Testes? Family Jewels? Juevos? Two Veg? I hadn't known-let's see which one doesn't show up.

cock or dick?

octopied

2012-02-05 01:53:51 AM

BronyMedic

2012-02-05 01:54:29 AM

octopied: C'mon are people seriously that stupid? the shirt is made to get attention, boobies is considered vulgar slang for a lot of people

Why not get a shirt that says "Support Breast cancer awareness" which would be much more acceptable for all....hmmm, let me guess because it's not as "shocking" right?

What if I want to support testicular cancer awareness? Should I be allowed to wear a "I

I'm okay with you wearing what ever you want to on your shirt. I'm not okay with someone discriminating against the freedom of speech because it offends his imaginary baby jesus.

octopied

2012-02-05 01:54:37 AM

Hmmm, guess it was just a snafu that other time.

RoyBatty

2012-02-05 01:56:57 AM

TuteTibiImperes: One of the most perplexingly under-appreciated songs ever.

Oh yeah, I'm just glad that spaz99 caught this and reminded me of it. I'm listening to the Soft Parade right now. Love it.

ParagonComplex

2012-02-05 01:57:01 AM

I gotta admit I've always found that 'boobies' breast cancer thing offensive. Thing is, would he be allowed to wear a shirt that says "I
Now, the whole thing about bringing Jesus and religion into it is just plain idiotic. Using the Lord's name in vain can be interpreted different ways. He should think about that before opening his stupid mouth.

ParagonComplex

2012-02-05 01:59:18 AM

says "I heart balls" for testicular cancer, "I heart assholes" for anal cancer? Yeah, it does go over the line and could be interpreted as being in poor taste. Not sure why that was cut off earlier. Strange.

Begoggle

2012-02-05 02:01:19 AM

rebelyell2006

2012-02-05 02:02:22 AM

ParagonComplex: says "I heart balls" for testicular cancer, "I heart assholes" for anal cancer? Yeah, it does go over the line and could be interpreted as being in poor taste. Not sure why that was cut off earlier. Strange.

If a guy wears a shirt stating "I heart boobies", it is a pretty much pointless statement since most guys love breasts, and it would just be assumed that a random guy walking down the street would love breasts (except if he was gay, which still is no guarantee that such a person does not love breasts). A woman wearing such a shirt would be a turn-on (think three-ways, etc). The same cannot be said about balls for anything.

octopied

2012-02-05 02:02:29 AM

BronyMedic: octopied: C'mon are people seriously that stupid? the shirt is made to get attention, boobies is considered vulgar slang for a lot of people

Why not get a shirt that says "Support Breast cancer awareness" which would be much more acceptable for all....hmmm, let me guess because it's not as "shocking" right?

What if I want to support testicular cancer awareness? Should I be allowed to wear a "I

I'm okay with you wearing what ever you want to on your shirt. I'm not okay with someone discriminating against the freedom of speech because it offends his imaginary baby jesus.

Okay, well some things are just considered inappropriate. More so by some than others.

I mean, I could have one printed that says 'My tits are D-delicious, support breast cancer reasearch' and that would be crass, right?

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name

2012-02-05 02:04:14 AM

scubamage

2012-02-05 02:04:22 AM

Actually, he doesn't have the right, even if its a private rink, if it is being rented by someone. If you rent the rink for a 3 hour party, its your place for that span of time, he's just the hired help. Sort of like if you were renting an apartment - your landlord couldn't come in and make your kid change the shirt - same deal. If they had rented the rink, the guy is absolutely an overzealous fundie and deserves the business he loses for his moral presumptuousness. If they hadn't, he's still a dick who needs to stfu and turn the other cheek.

ipsofacto

2012-02-05 02:05:33 AM

I heart boobies and a playboy hat? I'd kick the little farker out for being a douche.

Enigmamf

2012-02-05 02:05:54 AM

octopied: Hmmm, guess it was just a snafu that other time.

I think what you were looking for is <3 ? You have to type it as "& lt;3" (without the space - Fark is auto-converting that into <, making it rather useless to illustrate how to type it) - Fark takes straight HTML, and an < opens a tag; it auto closes any tags opened, so that you don't fark up the whole page.

gerrymander

2012-02-05 02:07:16 AM

So, what have we learned in the past week? The correct responses are to:

A) Get upset when religious fundamentalists don't support an anti-breast cancer campaign, and
B) Get upset when religious fundamentalists do support an anti-breast cancer campaign.

Will you people make up your damned minds?

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