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(TMZ) Florida Newt Gingrich sued for assault and battery. At least he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, so he's got that going for him   (tmz.com) divider line 84
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2012-02-04 06:14:36 PM
Are you sure? He hasn't denied it, so it still seems likely to me.
 
2012-02-04 06:23:56 PM
Given the state of mind of today's security services, I'm willing to assume that Gingrich is guilty until proven innocent. That's the way Newt would want it, amirite?
 
2012-02-04 06:25:43 PM
I called it.
 
2012-02-04 06:45:23 PM
SilentStrider: Are you sure? He hasn't denied it, so it still seems likely to me.

I agree. How do we know this, submitter?

I repeat what I said during the Glenn Beck investigation: If Newt didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990, then let's have the girl come forward and say so.
 
2012-02-04 06:59:52 PM
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2012-02-04 07:00:09 PM
Oh for the love of Pete, this is farking ridiculous, even for Fark. There is absolutely no concrete evidence to either prove or disprove the allegations that Newt participated in the 1990 rape and murder of a young girl. Glen Beck has never confirmed nor denied that Newt was with him that night. It's all speculation at this point. We simply don't know.
 
2012-02-04 07:22:05 PM
namegoeshere: Oh for the love of Pete, this is farking ridiculous, even for Fark. There is absolutely no concrete evidence to either prove or disprove the allegations that Newt participated in the 1990 rape and murder of a young girl. Glen Beck has never confirmed nor denied that Newt was with him that night. It's all speculation at this point. We simply don't know.

I'm not willing to risk the chance that a man who may have raped and murdered a girl in 1990 getting into the white house.
 
2012-02-04 07:42:24 PM
SilentStrider: namegoeshere: Oh for the love of Pete, this is farking ridiculous, even for Fark. There is absolutely no concrete evidence to either prove or disprove the allegations that Newt participated in the 1990 rape and murder of a young girl. Glen Beck has never confirmed nor denied that Newt was with him that night. It's all speculation at this point. We simply don't know.

I'm not willing to risk the chance that a man who may have raped and murdered a girl in 1990 getting into the white house.


I don't believe for a second he was implicated in that but he does need to clear the record so we can focus on the real issues.
 
2012-02-04 08:00:26 PM
Refresh my memory, which wife was Newt cheating on in 1990?
 
2012-02-04 08:13:50 PM
namegoeshere: Oh for the love of Pete, this is farking ridiculous, even for Fark. There is absolutely no concrete evidence to either prove or disprove the allegations that Newt participated in the 1990 rape and murder of a young girl. Glen Beck has never confirmed nor denied that Newt was with him that night. It's all speculation at this point. We simply don't know.

He may not have done it, but I would not allow my male grandchildren around either one of them until we have proof that either Newt or Glenn Beck did not rape and kill that child in 1990.
 
2012-02-04 08:26:38 PM
simplicimus: Refresh my memory, which wife was Newt cheating on in 1990?

At that point I think it was Calista, who was to be said to wanting to share him. She could have been a participant In fact, while there is no evidence to link Calista, Newt or Beck directly, some sucpicions on the murder and rape of a girl in 1990 could easily be put to rest by presenting the long form of their birth certificate.
 
2012-02-04 08:30:31 PM
simplicimus: Refresh my memory, which wife was Newt cheating on in 1990?

Wife #2, Marianne Ginther. She was the one in the hospital recovering from surgery when Newt showed up, wanting to discuss getting divorced.

He was cheating on her with Callista Bisek, who became wife #3.

Oh, and he also cheated on wife #1, with Marianne Ginther, who would end up as wife #2.

See a pattern here?
 
2012-02-04 08:38:27 PM
Darth_Lukecash: At that point I think it was Calista, who was to be said to wanting to share him.

He was cheating on Wife #2 with Callista. I assume he is cheating on Callista, because if you cheat that many times then you're going to cheat again, but that one hasn't come out yet.
 
2012-02-04 08:38:38 PM
Bathia_Mapes:

See a pattern here?


He's scum?
 
2012-02-04 08:48:14 PM
Darth_Lukecash: simplicimus: Refresh my memory, which wife was Newt cheating on in 1990?

At that point I think it was Calista, who was to be said to wanting to share him. She could have been a participant In fact, while there is no evidence to link Calista, Newt or Beck directly, some sucpicions on the murder and rape of a girl in 1990 could easily be put to rest by presenting the long form of their birth certificate.


Calista has never denied the allegation that she was born in Nigeria.
 
2012-02-04 08:54:30 PM
2wolves: Bathia_Mapes:

See a pattern here?

He's scum?


either that, or he's good at multitasking, or has ADD, or won't do the heavy lifting to keep a relationship going.
 
2012-02-04 09:04:53 PM
2wolves: Bathia_Mapes:

See a pattern here?

He's scum?


Yep.



While I know that other presidents have cheated on their wives, Newt cranks it to 11. The guy has zero morals.
 
2012-02-04 09:18:28 PM
Bathia_Mapes: 2wolves: Bathia_Mapes:

See a pattern here?

He's scum?

Yep.



While I know that other presidents have cheated on their wives, Newt cranks it to 11. The guy has zero morals.


I really hope Obama hasn't, though he probably has. I'm pretty sure every single President has, though it was slaves with the early ones, which they would probably say doesn't count. But the derp if that gets found out is going to be massive.
 
2012-02-04 09:20:40 PM
GAT_00: I assume he is cheating on Callista, because if you cheat that many times then you're going to cheat again, but that one hasn't come out yet.

I believe that it recently came out from Wife #2 that Callista is OK with an 'open' relationship. So, Newt can get some strange and that's OK with her. Not sure what their exact rules are; don't want to know either.
 
2012-02-04 09:21:46 PM
GAT_00: Bathia_Mapes: 2wolves: Bathia_Mapes:

See a pattern here?

He's scum?

Yep.



While I know that other presidents have cheated on their wives, Newt cranks it to 11. The guy has zero morals.

I really hope Obama hasn't, though he probably has. I'm pretty sure every single President has, though it was slaves with the early ones, which they would probably say doesn't count. But the derp if that gets found out is going to be massive.


Carter has definitely never farked around. If Obama ever cheated on his wife, it was way before he got into politics but my hunch is that he hasn't.
 
2012-02-04 09:31:56 PM
jbuist: GAT_00: I assume he is cheating on Callista, because if you cheat that many times then you're going to cheat again, but that one hasn't come out yet.

I believe that it recently came out from Wife #2 that Callista is OK with an 'open' relationship. So, Newt can get some strange and that's OK with her. Not sure what their exact rules are; don't want to know either.


Callista is ok with it because she devours the soul of the other woman afterwards

/it's how she survives the eons
 
2012-02-04 09:36:22 PM
Ron Paul supporters tend to be a tad hypersensitive. I wouldn't be surprised if someone from the Newt camp simply asked this guy to leave and the guy starting making a scene by running around in circles waving his arms in the air while screaming about the constitution.
 
2012-02-04 09:38:41 PM
namegoeshere: Oh for the love of Pete, this is farking ridiculous, even for Fark. There is absolutely no concrete evidence to either prove or disprove the allegations that Newt participated in the 1990 rape and murder of a young girl. Glen Beck has never confirmed nor denied that Newt was with him that night. It's all speculation at this point. We simply don't know.

And yet don't you find it funny that we're the only ones asking these questions? You'd think at least the girl's parents would want to know; and of course law enforcement; and god knows the media loves a good scandal (and not to mention it's the media's job to ask questions). But there's just all this silence about it, it's very curious indeed. I think these are certainly questions that need to be asked.
 
2012-02-04 09:39:39 PM
Bathia_Mapes: While I know that other presidents have cheated on their wives, Newt cranks it to 11. The guy has zero morals.

Soliciting blowjobs from staffers and friends' wives as "I did not sleep with her" plausible deniability indicates some level of morality. Piss poor morals, but still, slightly greater than zero.

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2012-02-04 09:42:56 PM
What a soap opera the GOP primaries are. Derps of Our Lives? Uncongenial Hospital? As the Willard Turns? I just can't decide.
 
2012-02-04 09:44:28 PM
Dillard claims Newt then noticed his Ron Paul t-shirt and "immediately turned his back" to him and went on to greet other people.

Dillard -- who says he was wearing open-toed sandals -- then claims one of the agents "lifted his heeled shoe over Dillard's right foot and dug the back of it into his skin, twisting it side-to-side like he was stomping out a cigarette, causing a fracture to Dillard's right foot."


Newt and his thugs: bringing Western Civilization to the plebs of America. First step: FASHION POLICE.

best part...... forever until newt fades into obscurity again
 
2012-02-04 09:46:01 PM
No. It's different when you are President. Then it's a Presidential Appointment. It's called Presidential Fluffer. There is a pool of them and they are thoroughly investigated. Some think Deep Throat was a disgruntled Nixon Fluffer.
 
2012-02-04 09:46:24 PM
mrshowrules: Carter has definitely never farked around.

He may be the exception that proves the rule. Still wouldn't rule him out though, he's just one of the least likely ones. Eisenhower probably did in Europe, but other than that maybe not. Maybe Coolidge since he was apparently so goddamn boring.
 
2012-02-04 09:46:39 PM
Newt only mistreats people he's had sex with who've contracted lifelong or possibly terminal diseases.
 
2012-02-04 09:46:51 PM
Therion:
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GAAH!
 
2012-02-04 09:48:50 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: Dillard claims Newt then noticed his Ron Paul t-shirt and "immediately turned his back" to him and went on to greet other people.

Dillard -- who says he was wearing open-toed sandals -- then claims one of the agents "lifted his heeled shoe over Dillard's right foot and dug the back of it into his skin, twisting it side-to-side like he was stomping out a cigarette, causing a fracture to Dillard's right foot."

Newt and his thugs: bringing Western Civilization to the plebs of America. First step: FASHION POLICE.

best part...... forever until newt fades into obscurity again


You know what? I bet the guy was wearing socks with those sandals. That alone deserves a foot stomping. :-D
 
2012-02-04 09:50:45 PM
Where's the police report? Usually when someone commits battery on you, and breaks the bones in your feet, you call the police. Its a criminal matter, and requires the police to make an arrest and the DA to press charges. You don't normally skip that step and proceed directly to suing them for damages.
 
2012-02-04 09:50:56 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: Dillard -- who says he was wearing open-toed sandals

Liberal plant.
 
2012-02-04 09:52:34 PM
culebra: What a soap opera the GOP primaries are. Derps of Our Lives? Uncongenial Hospital? As the Willard Turns? I just can't decide.

Romney: Dynasty

Newt: All my wives

Paul: St. Elsewhere
 
2012-02-04 09:53:53 PM
ShawnDoc: Where's the police report? Usually when someone commits battery on you, and breaks the bones in your feet, you call the police. Its a criminal matter, and requires the police to make an arrest and the DA to press charges. You don't normally skip that step and proceed directly to suing them for damages.

Yeah, but politicians and the wealthy are above criminal law and police won't touch them unless the DA can score political points.
 
2012-02-04 09:54:22 PM
FTA: Dillard claims Newt then noticed his Ron Paul t-shirt and "immediately turned his back" to him and went on to greet other people.

Not even trying to convince people to vote for you?

Yup, that sounds like Newt; the story may have some merit.
 
2012-02-04 09:57:15 PM
simplicimus: Refresh my memory, which wife was Newt cheating on in 1990?

Rape isn't cheating, silly.
 
2012-02-04 09:57:32 PM
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2012-02-04 09:57:52 PM
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Not mine
 
2012-02-04 10:09:51 PM
WHAR LONG FORM ASSAULT CERTIFICAT? WHE
 
2012-02-04 10:10:24 PM
GAT_00: mrshowrules: Carter has definitely never farked around.

He may be the exception that proves the rule. Still wouldn't rule him out though, he's just one of the least likely ones. Eisenhower probably did in Europe, but other than that maybe not. Maybe Coolidge since he was apparently so goddamn boring.


Buchanan was a bachelor. Can't cheat on your wife in that case either.
 
2012-02-04 10:18:16 PM
jbuist: Buchanan was a bachelor. Can't cheat on your wife in that case either.

And wasn't Grant too? I figure it's fairly obvious those aren't included. Forgive me for not stating the obvious for you.
 
2012-02-04 10:21:47 PM
jbuist: GAT_00: mrshowrules: Carter has definitely never farked around.

He may be the exception that proves the rule. Still wouldn't rule him out though, he's just one of the least likely ones. Eisenhower probably did in Europe, but other than that maybe not. Maybe Coolidge since he was apparently so goddamn boring.

Buchanan was a bachelor. Can't cheat on your wife in that case either.


Was also gay.
 
2012-02-04 10:23:52 PM
This is clearly a coordinated effort by the liberal, secular elites to besmirch the good name of an honest, Godly, loyal family man and selfless patriot.

It's just this sort of baseless character assassination that has poisoned the political process in recent years and put our great Christian nation in peril. The Democrat Party should be ashamed, but their flexible, subjective situational morality will not permit them to meekly ask for His forgiveness.

Food stamp President
 
2012-02-04 10:34:33 PM
vernonFL: culebra: What a soap opera the GOP primaries are. Derps of Our Lives? Uncongenial Hospital? As the Willard Turns? I just can't decide.

Romney: Dynasty

Newt: All my wives

Paul: St. Elsewhere


Newt: Genital Hospital
 
2012-02-04 10:35:25 PM
It still makes me so happy that the 1990 meme was birthed in a thread I submitted. Thanks, Fark.
 
2012-02-04 10:38:01 PM
GAT_00: Eisenhower probably did in Europe, but other than that maybe not.

Well, let's put it this way. His driver from '42 to '45 was a former London model, who started the war as a Private in the British Army, and ended it as a Captain in the US Army WACs. Or, as another US Army general said to someone asking about the close relationship..."Leave Ike and Kay alone. She'd helping him win the war."

Ike did have to do some fence mending with Mamie both during and after the war, but with Kay married off to a wealthy New Yorker the issue faded to nothing. Heck, even JFK was widely rumored to be banging dames in the White House. There was a men will be men attitude at the time, but that went away with the WW2 generation.
 
2012-02-04 10:46:46 PM
GAT_00: Darth_Lukecash: At that point I think it was Calista, who was to be said to wanting to share him.

He was cheating on Wife #2 with Callista. I assume he is cheating on Callista, because if you cheat that many times then you're going to cheat again, but that one hasn't come out yet.


My grandfather was a philanderer, until he married my grandmother (short temper and a shotgun) after they both died we found lots of evidence (and half-aunts/uncles) of him fooling around before they were married, but none after. Maybe Callista keeps her Newtie on a short leash..
 
2012-02-04 10:51:07 PM
Walosi: Maybe Callista keeps her Newtie on a short leash..

A hummer a day keeps the barflies away!
 
2012-02-04 10:58:05 PM
StoneColdAtheist: Walosi: Maybe Callista keeps her Newtie on a short leash..

A hummer a day keeps the barflies away!


Ew. That is all.
 
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