He's a mean, green, poopin' machine!


/poop thread

I wonder if when Aquaman drops a deuce does it come out like a little string of fecal matter like guppy poop does and float behind him?

The big wad of newspaper is the detail that puts the sculpture over the top. Good find.

I expected a poorly done hulk sculpture that unintentionally made the hulk look like he was straining to take a dump. But no, it was actually the hulk sitting on the sh*tter straining to drop a load.

I remember a drawing of Goku going Super Saiyen on the Toilet about a decade ago. Couldnt find it on google images tonight.

Nickster79: HULK CONSTIPATED!

FirstNationalBastard: I'm glad he made it to the toilet.

Sure, tripling in size from Bruce Banner to The Hulk doesn't blow his pants out, but Hulk's explosive diarrhea would probably be like a firehose with full pressure.

/wait, how did the toilet survive?

The true conundrum is what happens when Bruce Banner needs to take a dump after having been the Hulk. You figure the Hulk is probably downing massive quantities of fast food, gas station snacks and whatever trees and garbage he can find. Then he de-powers, transformers back into Banner and then it's time to pay the piper so to speak. That ground up maple isn't going to go quietly into the night. I guess it all works out in the end (heh) because the strain Banner would find himself under in trying to pass that load would likely make him re-Hulk again. A shame they never got around to putting this in the TV show.

I feel sorry for the country on the opposite side of the globe as Korea.

I'm... ...

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...oddly turned on. WHAT THE fark, MIND.

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Lone Stranger: I wonder if when Aquaman drops a deuce does it come out like a little string of fecal matter like guppy poop does and float behind him?

i've always wondered: do Atlantians use toilets, or do they drop trou, let it loose, and go about their day? I'd imagine that toilets would be useless underwater, since the piss and/or poop would mingle with the environment rather than go down the toilet.

Rhames: I remember a drawing of Goku going Super Saiyen on the Toilet about a decade ago. Couldnt find it on google images tonight.

KAMEKAMEDIARRHEA!

Lone Stranger: I wonder if when Aquaman drops a deuce does it come out like a little string of fecal matter like guppy poop does and float behind him?

Is Spiderman's shiat all sticky and hard to flush? Does he have to wash carefully to get the scraps of TP that are constantly getting stuck to his ass when he wipes?

Can Sue Storm get by without flushing as long as there's no tell-tale smell after?

bsharitt: I expected a poorly done hulk sculpture that unintentionally made the hulk look like he was straining to take a dump. But no, it was actually the hulk sitting on the sh*tter straining to drop a load.

Seeing that the Man of Steel doesn't need to eat because he gets his powers from the sun, when he takes a dump, does it all come out just like it went in?

Has anyone seen any more info on where this is in Korea? I lived there for 3 years and I'm moving back to Seoul next week. I've asked my Korean friends but they don't know and I've seen this on a dozen sites and all they say is that it's somewhere in Seoul.

I MUST FIND THIS!!!!!

KkrrRRZZZZ: Seeing that the Man of Steel doesn't need to eat because he gets his powers from the sun, when he takes a dump, does it all come out just like it went in?

Rainbows and sunshine?

I'd like to be the first to point out:
Thank You Jack White (For the Fiber-Optic Jesus That You Gave Me)
Flaming Lips

First thing I thought of:

"You might want to not use the bathroom for a while..."

FuryOfFirestorm: Rhames: I remember a drawing of Goku going Super Saiyen on the Toilet about a decade ago. Couldnt find it on google images tonight.

KAMEKAMEDIARRHEA!

Cha-Cha_cha?

casual disregard: calbert: Rhames: I remember a drawing of Goku going Super Saiyen on the Toilet about a decade ago. Couldnt find it on google images tonight.

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And minutes later, it's posted on Fark. Is there anything Fark can't do for you personally? Just ask and you shall receive.

Actually the one I was thinking of was black and white. This is a close 2nd.

That's the one!

Hulk need to lay off the P.F. Chang's

Rhames: I remember a drawing of Goku going Super Saiyen on the Toilet about a decade ago.

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