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Offers are coming in for Lindsay Lohan's Venice home. Granted, they're coming in from the CDC and various hazmat teams, but still
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Apos
2012-02-04 02:34:09 PM
Nice one,subby.
PainInTheASP
2012-02-04 03:13:55 PM
And this begins the short slide down to pawning DVDs and guest starring on TruTV's World's Dumbest.
/I give it eighteen months max.
2xhelix
2012-02-04 03:34:50 PM
The actress took to Twitter on Thursday night to tell potential buyers not to dally if they want to live at 419 Venice Way.
She wrote, "Anyone looking in Venice should see it ASAP because offers are coming in."
Sure they are sweetie, sure they are.
Mugato
2012-02-04 03:50:40 PM
It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
Turfshoe
2012-02-04 04:20:57 PM
I'm pretty sure she was renting it. Not like that would stop her from selling it though.
Apos
2012-02-04 04:26:50 PM
Mugato
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It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
Especially the latter,which she seemed to have done for a pittance.
LeroyBourne
2012-02-04 04:28:00 PM
Which one of you farkers went to her house and refused to leave? I know she's easy, but don't sell yourself short, you'll find somebody, no need to scrap the bottom of the barrel.....yet.
godofatheist
2012-02-04 04:32:34 PM
why do they keep referring to her as a starlet?
phaseolus
2012-02-04 04:33:08 PM
While she waits for the house sale to go through, Lohan has reportedly moved into Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont Hotel.
The Belushi suite?
zvoidx
2012-02-04 05:13:30 PM
Mugato
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It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
She has various product endorsement deals.
WhackingDay
2012-02-04 05:18:11 PM
I read that as officers. Funny, still makes sense that way.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-04 05:25:03 PM
PainInTheASP
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And this begins the short slide down to pawning DVDs and guest starring on TruTV's World's Dumbest.
/I give it eighteen months max.
Doesn't that inevitably lead to a gig on
Killer Comebacks
?
/eventually
ZMugg
2012-02-04 05:25:15 PM
Seen lurking nearby.
Radioactive Ass
2012-02-04 05:32:21 PM
Next stop, Vivid Entertainment.
Cerebral Knievel
2012-02-04 05:58:05 PM
phaseolus
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While she waits for the house sale to go through, Lohan has reportedly moved into Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont Hotel.
The Belushi suite?
Beat me to it!!!
*shakes tiny internet fist"
Kaybeck
2012-02-04 06:01:46 PM
Yeah it's a rental. $7,100/month when she started renting it last year.
Nice fact checking there gossip blogs
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LordZorch
2012-02-04 06:32:02 PM
Before she dies in a massive coke binge in the next couple years, I hope she hits rock bottom and starts doing a few anal gangbang flicks....
jaytkay
2012-02-04 06:39:57 PM
And the carpet doesn't even match the drapes!
/ There oughta be a law against dying red hair
RoxtarRyan
2012-02-04 06:54:40 PM
Huh... you know you're pretty much done when the only picture in a thread about you is of a black dude.
Cerebral Knievel
2012-02-04 07:25:39 PM
LordZorch
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Before she dies in a massive coke binge in the next couple years, I hope she hits rock bottom and starts doing a few anal gangbang flicks....
I'm terribly sorry, but there will be no anal interracial gang bangs from Ms. Lohan. there are enough residuals from her earlier works to keep that from happening, and she has calmed down enough to where that money will not be consumed, and there is no porn studio in the world that produces anal interracial gang bang videos that could put out the money she would demand for such a documentary of Ms Lohan being made... air tight, as it were..
I'm sorry, but you'll just have to settle for shiatty night vision sex tape that turns up after her Venice beach house is "burglarized" while she is living at the Chateau Marmont.
Derwood
2012-02-04 09:31:00 PM
jaytkay
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And the carpet doesn't even match the drapes!
/ There oughta be a law against dying red hair
Pretty sure she has no carpet
/but I've got hard wood........HEY-O!
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-02-04 09:48:12 PM
zvoidx
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Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
She has various product endorsement deals.
I didn't realize coke dealers paid for endorsements.
litespeed74
2012-02-04 10:06:03 PM
Why is it the more Fark portrays LL as a skanky nasty whore the more I'm attracted to her?
zinny
2012-02-04 10:06:46 PM
Doesn't look like much from the street.
ongbok
2012-02-04 10:20:30 PM
Mugato
:
It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
2 or 3 years ago somebody was talking about the clothing line she owns. Apparently it was very successful then, I don't know about now. But it seems that most of the money she has made since she started farking up and couldn't get an acting job came from the clothing line.
LonMead
2012-02-04 10:55:03 PM
litespeed74
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Why is it the more Fark portrays LL as a skanky nasty whore the more I'm attracted to her?
Dunno... Is that your type?
The angry fist of God
2012-02-04 11:07:31 PM
I still would.
Happily.
TAFOG-D
Apos
2012-02-04 11:09:26 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
:
zvoidx: Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
She has various product endorsement deals.
I didn't realize
coke
meth
dealers paid for endorsements.
Doubt The Lohan would try to move in on Courtney Love's territory.
ongbok
2012-02-05 12:06:13 AM
Apos
:
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: zvoidx: Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
She has various product endorsement deals.
I didn't realize coke meth dealers paid for endorsements.
Doubt The Lohan would try to move in on Courtney Love's territory.
Crazy Eyes Meth, It'll fark you Up
Just ask Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is a compensated
user
spokeswoman.
KkrrRRZZZZ
2012-02-05 01:29:37 AM
That picture ongbok posted just makes me so sad. I think the only person who has went downhill faster was Amy Winehouse and she's had a dirt nap to help her along.
NorCalLos
2012-02-05 03:27:54 AM
No ironic tag?
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2012-02-05 10:20:05 AM
IM HO TEP
IM HO TEP
IM HO TEP
LordZorch
2012-02-05 10:50:55 PM
Cerebral Knievel
:
LordZorch: Before she dies in a massive coke binge in the next couple years, I hope she hits rock bottom and starts doing a few anal gangbang flicks....
I'm terribly sorry, but there will be no anal interracial gang bangs from Ms. Lohan. there are enough residuals from her earlier works to keep that from happening, and she has calmed down enough to where that money will not be consumed, and there is no porn studio in the world that produces anal interracial gang bang videos that could put out the money she would demand for such a documentary of Ms Lohan being made... air tight, as it were..
I'm sorry, but you'll just have to settle for shiatty night vision sex tape that turns up after her Venice beach house is "burglarized" while she is living at the Chateau Marmont.
If that were true then she would never had to accept money from Playboy for posing nude. No, she's broke, spends money like there's no tomorrow (which in her case, is likely), and has reportedly already been on the brink of doing porn already before securing "loans" to keep her above water.
Give her coke and booze habit another two years and, if she isn't dead, she'll be starring in episodes of "Asshole Fever", "Creampie Surprise", "Big Mouthfulls" and "Big Tits Like It Big" just before she decides to eat a bullet.
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