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(Starpulse) Obvious Offers are coming in for Lindsay Lohan's Venice home. Granted, they're coming in from the CDC and various hazmat teams, but still   (starpulse.com) divider line 33
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2012-02-04 02:34:09 PM
Nice one,subby.
 
2012-02-04 03:13:55 PM
And this begins the short slide down to pawning DVDs and guest starring on TruTV's World's Dumbest.

/I give it eighteen months max.
 
2012-02-04 03:34:50 PM
The actress took to Twitter on Thursday night to tell potential buyers not to dally if they want to live at 419 Venice Way.
She wrote, "Anyone looking in Venice should see it ASAP because offers are coming in."


Sure they are sweetie, sure they are.
 
2012-02-04 03:50:40 PM
It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?
 
2012-02-04 04:20:57 PM
I'm pretty sure she was renting it. Not like that would stop her from selling it though.
 
2012-02-04 04:26:50 PM
Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?

Especially the latter,which she seemed to have done for a pittance.
 
2012-02-04 04:28:00 PM
Which one of you farkers went to her house and refused to leave? I know she's easy, but don't sell yourself short, you'll find somebody, no need to scrap the bottom of the barrel.....yet.
 
2012-02-04 04:32:34 PM
why do they keep referring to her as a starlet?
 
2012-02-04 04:33:08 PM
While she waits for the house sale to go through, Lohan has reportedly moved into Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont Hotel.

The Belushi suite?
 
2012-02-04 05:13:30 PM
Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?

She has various product endorsement deals.
 
2012-02-04 05:18:11 PM
I read that as officers. Funny, still makes sense that way.
 
2012-02-04 05:25:03 PM
PainInTheASP: And this begins the short slide down to pawning DVDs and guest starring on TruTV's World's Dumbest.

/I give it eighteen months max.


Doesn't that inevitably lead to a gig on Killer Comebacks?

/eventually
 
2012-02-04 05:25:15 PM
www.wearysloth.com

Seen lurking nearby.
 
2012-02-04 05:32:21 PM
Next stop, Vivid Entertainment.
 
2012-02-04 05:58:05 PM
phaseolus: While she waits for the house sale to go through, Lohan has reportedly moved into Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont Hotel.

The Belushi suite?


Beat me to it!!!

*shakes tiny internet fist"
 
2012-02-04 06:01:46 PM
Yeah it's a rental. $7,100/month when she started renting it last year. Nice fact checking there gossip blogs (new window)
 
2012-02-04 06:32:02 PM
Before she dies in a massive coke binge in the next couple years, I hope she hits rock bottom and starts doing a few anal gangbang flicks....
 
2012-02-04 06:39:57 PM
And the carpet doesn't even match the drapes!

/ There oughta be a law against dying red hair
 
2012-02-04 06:54:40 PM
Huh... you know you're pretty much done when the only picture in a thread about you is of a black dude.
 
2012-02-04 07:25:39 PM
LordZorch: Before she dies in a massive coke binge in the next couple years, I hope she hits rock bottom and starts doing a few anal gangbang flicks....

I'm terribly sorry, but there will be no anal interracial gang bangs from Ms. Lohan. there are enough residuals from her earlier works to keep that from happening, and she has calmed down enough to where that money will not be consumed, and there is no porn studio in the world that produces anal interracial gang bang videos that could put out the money she would demand for such a documentary of Ms Lohan being made... air tight, as it were..

I'm sorry, but you'll just have to settle for shiatty night vision sex tape that turns up after her Venice beach house is "burglarized" while she is living at the Chateau Marmont.
 
2012-02-04 09:31:00 PM
jaytkay: And the carpet doesn't even match the drapes!

/ There oughta be a law against dying red hair


Pretty sure she has no carpet

/but I've got hard wood........HEY-O!
 
2012-02-04 09:48:12 PM
zvoidx: Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?

She has various product endorsement deals.


I didn't realize coke dealers paid for endorsements.
 
2012-02-04 10:06:03 PM
Why is it the more Fark portrays LL as a skanky nasty whore the more I'm attracted to her?
 
2012-02-04 10:06:46 PM
Doesn't look like much from the street.
 
2012-02-04 10:20:30 PM
Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?

2 or 3 years ago somebody was talking about the clothing line she owns. Apparently it was very successful then, I don't know about now. But it seems that most of the money she has made since she started farking up and couldn't get an acting job came from the clothing line.
 
2012-02-04 10:55:03 PM
litespeed74: Why is it the more Fark portrays LL as a skanky nasty whore the more I'm attracted to her?

Dunno... Is that your type?
 
2012-02-04 11:07:31 PM
I still would.

Happily.

TAFOG-D
 
2012-02-04 11:09:26 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: zvoidx: Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?

She has various product endorsement deals.

I didn't realize coke meth dealers paid for endorsements.



Doubt The Lohan would try to move in on Courtney Love's territory.
 
2012-02-05 12:06:13 AM
Apos: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: zvoidx: Mugato: It's not as surprising that she's selling her home in Venice as that she even had a home in Venice. Did Mean Girls and Machete pay that well?

She has various product endorsement deals.

I didn't realize coke meth dealers paid for endorsements.



Doubt The Lohan would try to move in on Courtney Love's territory.


Crazy Eyes Meth, It'll fark you Up
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Just ask Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is a compensated user spokeswoman.
 
2012-02-05 01:29:37 AM
That picture ongbok posted just makes me so sad. I think the only person who has went downhill faster was Amy Winehouse and she's had a dirt nap to help her along.
 
2012-02-05 03:27:54 AM
No ironic tag?
 
2012-02-05 10:20:05 AM
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2012-02-05 10:50:55 PM
Cerebral Knievel: LordZorch: Before she dies in a massive coke binge in the next couple years, I hope she hits rock bottom and starts doing a few anal gangbang flicks....

I'm terribly sorry, but there will be no anal interracial gang bangs from Ms. Lohan. there are enough residuals from her earlier works to keep that from happening, and she has calmed down enough to where that money will not be consumed, and there is no porn studio in the world that produces anal interracial gang bang videos that could put out the money she would demand for such a documentary of Ms Lohan being made... air tight, as it were..

I'm sorry, but you'll just have to settle for shiatty night vision sex tape that turns up after her Venice beach house is "burglarized" while she is living at the Chateau Marmont.


If that were true then she would never had to accept money from Playboy for posing nude. No, she's broke, spends money like there's no tomorrow (which in her case, is likely), and has reportedly already been on the brink of doing porn already before securing "loans" to keep her above water.

Give her coke and booze habit another two years and, if she isn't dead, she'll be starring in episodes of "Asshole Fever", "Creampie Surprise", "Big Mouthfulls" and "Big Tits Like It Big" just before she decides to eat a bullet.
 
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