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we_put_the_corn_in_cornhole

2012-02-04 02:32:17 PM

*sigh*

clyph

2012-02-04 02:34:09 PM

Isn't there a rule against mentioning citrus celebrations, along with young women in bathing receptacles?

Curious

2012-02-04 02:34:44 PM

white people problems.

alternately

damned hipsters.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-04 02:35:36 PM

gwowen

2012-02-04 02:35:38 PM

It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!

/ not obscure

bedspread

2012-02-04 02:35:53 PM

see now i was expecting comments on the Lemon Test ....
//you guys suck

OGC

2012-02-04 02:36:14 PM

Live dang you!

Scruffinator

2012-02-04 02:37:19 PM

Just in time for the Super Bowl.

JasonOfOrillia

2012-02-04 02:38:06 PM

gwowen: It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!

/ not obscure

If only there were some org for this lemonparty.

Dr J Zoidberg

2012-02-04 02:38:09 PM

Damnaged

2012-02-04 02:39:08 PM

When Fark gives you lemons, get off the internet and go outside.

/later

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-04 02:39:28 PM

So, what is the female equivalent of said sour citrus soiree?

Grilled Cheese party?

Round Fish on Toast

2012-02-04 02:41:08 PM

Damnaged

2012-02-04 02:42:22 PM

I'm back. That big blue thing with the bright yellow thing in it was too scary.

PsiChi

2012-02-04 02:43:55 PM

Had a blood orange for breakfast, so getting a kick...

Not sure what Meyer lemons are good for. Maybe a semifreddo. Love regular lemons on pasta, expecially alfredo.

Blood orange:

4.bp.blogspot.com

tuna fingers

2012-02-04 02:46:40 PM

clyph: Isn't there a rule against mentioning citrus celebrations, along with young women in bathing receptacles?

You do know it's a farking "cup" don't you?
Do you know women who bathe in cups?

The Irresponsible Captain

2012-02-04 02:47:42 PM

Bravo. Braaaavo.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-04 02:49:10 PM

tuna fingers: clyph: Isn't there a rule against mentioning citrus celebrations, along with young women in bathing receptacles?

You do know it's a farking "cup" don't you?
Do you know women who bathe in cups?

How new to the internet are you.

There was a young lady in a wash basin long before females with chalices were around!

Paris1127

2012-02-04 02:49:43 PM

The Irresponsible Captain

2012-02-04 02:49:53 PM

Talon

2012-02-04 02:50:10 PM

tuna fingers: clyph: Isn't there a rule against mentioning citrus celebrations, along with young women in bathing receptacles?

You do know it's a farking "cup" don't you?
Do you know women who bathe in cups?

Not sure if serious....

Just in case you are... there is another gross-out/shock picture on the webs of a girl doing unspeakable things in a bathtub. IMO it's worse than the one the headline refers to.

Hesperidium Fiesta

2012-02-04 02:50:51 PM

I've had great success with these juicy tips.

jfarkinB

2012-02-04 02:52:05 PM

"Daddy, that sounds like fun! Can we have a lemon party?"

"Sure, sweetie. Invite some of your friends over from Girl Scouts, and let's Google up some recipes."

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-02-04 02:52:53 PM

The party you can invite Grandpa and Grandpa and Grandpa to.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-04 02:54:38 PM

These parties are all the rage on Fire Island.

wotthefark

2012-02-04 02:54:42 PM

It's like the tea party only older.

wotthefark

2012-02-04 02:56:25 PM

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up

2012-02-04 02:58:13 PM

I had never heard a calamondin called a calamansis. I grew up with a calamondin tree in my backyard. There is nothing better in iced tea than calamondins. Nothing.

Lone Stranger

2012-02-04 03:02:41 PM

Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg
Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon-a
I'm gonna fall right outta bed, 'ed, 'ed, bed, yeah

wilshire

2012-02-04 03:07:39 PM

I always thought it was sweet that those four old men found each other.

cc_rider

2012-02-04 03:20:31 PM

Obligatory: (SFW)

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

British

2012-02-04 03:21:21 PM

Why does lemonparty.org now have advertising? Are prank sites now business ventures?

clyph

2012-02-04 03:22:59 PM

tuna fingers: You do know it's a farking "cup" don't you?
Do you know women who bathe in cups?

Newbies are so cute. I bet you haven't met Czechoslovakian Bob yet, either.

Rat

2012-02-04 03:33:34 PM

Saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

© RIP MH

macdaddy357

2012-02-04 03:40:11 PM

Goat see what you did there.

cheap_thoughts

2012-02-04 03:42:07 PM

I suggest not going.

Two Dogs Farking

2012-02-04 03:55:05 PM

Lemon parties are so 2008. The Jack-Off is all the rage nowadays.

/Or so I hear

Freeballin

2012-02-04 03:58:53 PM

British: Why does lemonparty.org now have advertising? Are prank sites now business ventures?

Awesome one.

thespindrifter

2012-02-04 04:16:47 PM

Okay, I truly LOL'd at all of this. Thanks subby, that was beautiful. Also, shout-outs to the lemon party on the Simpsons?? I had no idea! Whoa.

malaktaus

2012-02-04 04:16:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, what is the female equivalent of said sour citrus soiree?

Grilled Cheese party?

FirstNationalBastard: So, what is the female equivalent of said sour citrus soiree?

Grilled Cheese party?

Blue Waffle Party

captjc

2012-02-04 04:24:29 PM

Dr. McKay frowns upon your shenanigans.

Gawdzila

2012-02-04 04:31:29 PM

Headline is LOL-worthy. Good show.

farkingismybusiness

2012-02-04 04:50:55 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Lemon parties are so 2008. The Jack-Off is all the rage nowadays.

/Or so I hear

It's the ultimate game. Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.

Braindeath

2012-02-04 05:06:53 PM

I feel a little let down that this wasn't something that caused me emotional trauma.

Guidette Frankentits

2012-02-04 05:08:29 PM

sfw pr0n version (click at own risk)

assets.diylol.com

CourtroomWolf

2012-02-04 05:12:42 PM

Lemons are nice, but you just can't beat a good ol' fashioned rotating sausage.

Plinth

2012-02-04 05:37:30 PM

ChubbyTiger

2012-02-04 05:41:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: tuna fingers: clyph: Isn't there a rule against mentioning citrus celebrations, along with young women in bathing receptacles?

You do know it's a farking "cup" don't you?
Do you know women who bathe in cups?

How new to the internet are you.

There was a young lady in a wash basin long before females with chalices were around!

And before that, there was a video, which was seemingly always referred to in all caps. Something like about trading with a common movie file extension. And thus many an internet cherry was popped.

Johnny Bananapeel

2012-02-04 05:44:53 PM

PsiChi: Not sure what Meyer lemons are good for.

The most incredible marmalade you've ever tasted in your life.

/fruit + a crapload of sugar & cook until thick
//hot pack into sterile jars
///on toast with goat cheese FTW

Candygram4Mongo

2012-02-04 05:45:18 PM

FTA: "It has such a bright freshness," says Bannos, who's serving a pork shank on a bed of soft polenta, topped with classic lemon, parsley and garlic gremolata, an herbaceous, chopped herb condiment.

See, they weren't going on about a lemon party. It was lemon, parsley!

Although, getting "pork shanked on a bed of soft polenta" sounds like something that would happen in a lemon party...

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