I wonder if maybe they came upon a grow-op or a meth lab in the woods and were killed so they wouldn't tell?

Two jackets, a backpack and a tote were found lying on the ground about a third of a mile away at the end of a gravel road, Bishop said

Raptured!

Suspect:

Reminds of of some phenomena up in the mountains where I used to live.

Sometime in the late 1950s, this big Korean family came up the side of the hill (mountain) to pick ferns which was a big time delicacy back where they came from. Several generations of the family came up, including their great grandmother who was dressed in her Sunday finest. Well, they spent the entire day picking ferns. This was the first time Koreans had picked ferns up there and they had hit the motherlode. At the end of the day, they stuffed bushels of ferns into their cars and got in and went home.

A couple days later, they realized they forgot grandma.

There were search parties day and night for a week. They never found anything. Then it snowed for a real long time and there was no chance that a fragile little old lady could survive on her own.

The following year, more Korean fern pickers showed up and some of them reporting seeing a little old Asian lady in the woods out of the corner of their eye and they were afraid for no good reason. Then people started going missing for no good reason. And that's why the locals don't go fern picking.

They've now been missing for six days.

Also, they've now been found alive.

Because People in power are Stupid: Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

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Learn to swim.

Because People in power are Stupid: Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

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You know, this weekend I went to a hippy new-age commune and met a teen who would prattle on and on and on about DMT and shrooms and LSD and claimed he once did 17 hits of acid at once. The guy was arrogant, condescending to anyone who didn't belong to his avenue of alternative culture, and dumb as a box of hair.

That's not to say that psychedelics don't have it's place and can lead to great personal growths, it's just that one thing that I think Bill Hicks, Terrance McKenna Timothy Leary & their ilk misses is that when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat. "Enlightenment" only happens to those who have that creative spark in them in the first place, which is soooooooooo not everyone.

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Gross. The one food that grosses me out are mushrooms.

I've seen this movie, already, is this a reboot?

Oklahoma! Come get your idiots!

I can see a violet river, no really, it's right there in the wall. Oh, man, if I look in the carpet I can still see it. It looks like a river of little bugs.

Jonathan Hohensee: Because People in power are Stupid: Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

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You know, this weekend I went to a hippy new-age commune and met a teen who would prattle on and on and on about DMT and shrooms and LSD and claimed he once did 17 hits of acid at once. The guy was arrogant, condescending to anyone who didn't belong to his avenue of alternative culture, and dumb as a box of hair.

That's not to say that psychedelics don't have it's place and can lead to great personal growths, it's just that one thing that I think Bill Hicks, Terrance McKenna Timothy Leary & their ilk misses is that when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat. "Enlightenment" only happens to those who have that creative spark in them in the first place, which is soooooooooo not everyone.

I'm pretty sure Bill Hicks at least would agree with you.
"They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid ... thought he could fly ... jumped out of a building ... what a tragedy!" What a dick. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the farking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? farking celebrate. There's one less moron in the world."

FirstNationalBastard: You're pretty high and far out. What kind of kick are you on, son?

My name's Friday. Nobody eats meat on me.

There are old mushroom hunters and there are bold mushroom hunters, but there are no old, bold mushroom hunters.

We usually call them puppy peckers, but these were more of the donkey variety.

They've been found alive, although with unspecified injuries.

Be careful out there, folks. It's easy to get lost, even in country you "know".

The article specifically listed glassblowing as one of their income sources. Whatever would glassblowers do that could throw off a sense of direction so much that they get lost in the woods for a week?

Because People in power are Stupid: Jonathan Hohensee: when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat.

Agreed (new window)

Bill Cosby: I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

They have been found. One with broken back and one with broken ankle according to faux nooz.

FirstNationalBastard: badhatharry: Hate to say it, but they probably came across some unfriendlies.

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The scary part? A few dozen miles to the east, and that may realistically happen...

huskerdu: They have been found. One with broken back and one with broken ankle according to faux nooz.

A broke back on a mountain you say, what happened to the sheep>?

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I don't know, looks like they related.


Glad to see that everyone is actually safe

Kanemano: huskerdu: They have been found. One with broken back and one with broken ankle according to faux nooz.

A broke back on a mountain you say, what happened to the sheep>?

I got mutton to say.

Maybe they're just playing hide-and-seek with Father Mushroom.

just_ducky: They've been found alive, although with unspecified injuries.

Did they have really purtty mouths?

Kanemano: FirstNationalBastard: badhatharry: Hate to say it, but they probably came across some unfriendlies.

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I don't know, looks like they related.
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Glad to see that everyone is actually safe

Evidently being a mushroom hunter has crappy dental insurance.

djRykoSuave: Dayglo Brown: [0.tqn.com image 582x830]

Gross. The one food that grosses me out are mushrooms.

Totally with you on that one. Gro-oss.

Well, they were probably in Africa, Mexico, Sicily, Tijuana, India, Osaka, Indonesia...

/Let's kick the beat!

I'm pretty sure everyone iinvolved with Zardoz was booming.

CraicBaby: I wonder if maybe they came upon a grow-op or a meth lab in the woods and were killed so they wouldn't tell?

Happens allot in California, so much so that they don't even report it on the news anymore.
Not getting killed but hikers being shot at to get away.