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(KTVB Boise)   Oregon mushroom hunters missing for 4 days. Four colorful, beautiful blue boy days   (ktvb.com) divider line 98
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2012-02-04 02:37:04 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-04 02:49:08 PM
My hair's green and I'm a tree!
 
2012-02-04 02:50:53 PM

Chariset: My hair's green and I'm a tree!


You're pretty high and far out. What kind of kick are you on, son?
 
2012-02-04 02:57:17 PM
I'm not saying it was aliens...
 
2012-02-04 03:06:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You're pretty high and far out. What kind of kick are you on, son?


Reality, man! I can see the purple pilot light of the universe.
 
2012-02-04 03:10:05 PM
Dem 'shrooms.
 
2012-02-04 03:25:46 PM
Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

www.thisisnotporn.net
 
2012-02-04 03:36:52 PM
I wonder if maybe they came upon a grow-op or a meth lab in the woods and were killed so they wouldn't tell?
 
2012-02-04 03:43:27 PM
Have you checked their mushroom blind? They could still be there.
 
2012-02-04 03:54:59 PM
What types are growing right now?

Most of the oysters are going to be left over from fall and a bit old. Morels are not coming up for a month and a half at the earliest. Puffballs are not up yet.

It's the beginning of february.
 
2012-02-04 04:21:22 PM

brerrabbit: What types are growing right now?

Most of the oysters are going to be left over from fall and a bit old. Morels are not coming up for a month and a half at the earliest. Puffballs are not up yet.

It's the beginning of february.


Right now I believe it's Black Trumpets (aka Black Chanterelle/Winter Chanterelle) and Hedgehog Mushrooms.
 
2012-02-04 04:28:43 PM
Two jackets, a backpack and a tote were found lying on the ground about a third of a mile away at the end of a gravel road, Bishop said

Raptured!
 
2012-02-04 04:48:40 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-04 04:58:06 PM
Suspect:

www.examiner.com
 
2012-02-04 05:24:25 PM
Reminds of of some phenomena up in the mountains where I used to live.

Sometime in the late 1950s, this big Korean family came up the side of the hill (mountain) to pick ferns which was a big time delicacy back where they came from. Several generations of the family came up, including their great grandmother who was dressed in her Sunday finest. Well, they spent the entire day picking ferns. This was the first time Koreans had picked ferns up there and they had hit the motherlode. At the end of the day, they stuffed bushels of ferns into their cars and got in and went home.

A couple days later, they realized they forgot grandma.

There were search parties day and night for a week. They never found anything. Then it snowed for a real long time and there was no chance that a fragile little old lady could survive on her own.

The following year, more Korean fern pickers showed up and some of them reporting seeing a little old Asian lady in the woods out of the corner of their eye and they were afraid for no good reason. Then people started going missing for no good reason. And that's why the locals don't go fern picking.
 
2012-02-04 05:26:59 PM
Man, these guys were from Oklahoma...

...I was so hoping for a few less Webbies in the world.
 
2012-02-04 05:28:13 PM
They've now been missing for six days.

Also, they've now been found alive.
 
2012-02-04 05:28:43 PM

Coelacanth: Reminds of of some phenomena up in the mountains where I used to live.

Sometime in the late 1950s, this big Korean family came up the side of the hill (mountain) to pick ferns which was a big time delicacy back where they came from. Several generations of the family came up, including their great grandmother who was dressed in her Sunday finest. Well, they spent the entire day picking ferns. This was the first time Koreans had picked ferns up there and they had hit the motherlode. At the end of the day, they stuffed bushels of ferns into their cars and got in and went home.

A couple days later, they realized they forgot grandma.

There were search parties day and night for a week. They never found anything. Then it snowed for a real long time and there was no chance that a fragile little old lady could survive on her own.

The following year, more Korean fern pickers showed up and some of them reporting seeing a little old Asian lady in the woods out of the corner of their eye and they were afraid for no good reason. Then people started going missing for no good reason. And that's why the locals don't go fern picking.


That's baloney! Everyone knows Koreans are atheist!
 
2012-02-04 05:29:00 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

[www.thisisnotporn.net image 354x440]


Learn to swim.
 
2012-02-04 05:29:56 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2012-02-04 05:34:05 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

[www.thisisnotporn.net image 354x440]


You know, this weekend I went to a hippy new-age commune and met a teen who would prattle on and on and on about DMT and shrooms and LSD and claimed he once did 17 hits of acid at once. The guy was arrogant, condescending to anyone who didn't belong to his avenue of alternative culture, and dumb as a box of hair.

That's not to say that psychedelics don't have it's place and can lead to great personal growths, it's just that one thing that I think Bill Hicks, Terrance McKenna Timothy Leary & their ilk misses is that when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat. "Enlightenment" only happens to those who have that creative spark in them in the first place, which is soooooooooo not everyone.
 
2012-02-04 05:35:21 PM

Dayglo Brown: [0.tqn.com image 582x830]


Gross. The one food that grosses me out are mushrooms.
 
2012-02-04 05:36:39 PM
I've seen this movie, already, is this a reboot?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-04 05:43:25 PM
Oklahoma! Come get your idiots!
 
2012-02-04 05:44:35 PM

Jonathan Hohensee: when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat.


Agreed (new window)
 
2012-02-04 05:54:54 PM
I can see a violet river, no really, it's right there in the wall. Oh, man, if I look in the carpet I can still see it. It looks like a river of little bugs.
 
2012-02-04 05:55:55 PM

Jonathan Hohensee: Because People in power are Stupid: Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

[www.thisisnotporn.net image 354x440]

You know, this weekend I went to a hippy new-age commune and met a teen who would prattle on and on and on about DMT and shrooms and LSD and claimed he once did 17 hits of acid at once. The guy was arrogant, condescending to anyone who didn't belong to his avenue of alternative culture, and dumb as a box of hair.

That's not to say that psychedelics don't have it's place and can lead to great personal growths, it's just that one thing that I think Bill Hicks, Terrance McKenna Timothy Leary & their ilk misses is that when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat. "Enlightenment" only happens to those who have that creative spark in them in the first place, which is soooooooooo not everyone.


I'm pretty sure Bill Hicks at least would agree with you.
"They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid ... thought he could fly ... jumped out of a building ... what a tragedy!" What a dick. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the farking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? farking celebrate. There's one less moron in the world."
 
2012-02-04 05:56:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You're pretty high and far out. What kind of kick are you on, son?


My name's Friday. Nobody eats meat on me.
 
2012-02-04 05:57:42 PM
There are old mushroom hunters and there are bold mushroom hunters, but there are no old, bold mushroom hunters.
 
2012-02-04 05:58:15 PM
i1156.photobucket.com
We usually call them puppy peckers, but these were more of the donkey variety.
 
2012-02-04 05:59:38 PM
They've been found alive, although with unspecified injuries.

Be careful out there, folks. It's easy to get lost, even in country you "know".
 
2012-02-04 06:00:35 PM
Hate to say it, but they probably came across some unfriendlies.
 
2012-02-04 06:00:48 PM
The article specifically listed glassblowing as one of their income sources. Whatever would glassblowers do that could throw off a sense of direction so much that they get lost in the woods for a week?
 
2012-02-04 06:00:57 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Jonathan Hohensee: when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat.

Agreed (new window)


Bill Cosby: I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
 
2012-02-04 06:03:16 PM
They have been found. One with broken back and one with broken ankle according to faux nooz.
 
2012-02-04 06:03:36 PM

badhatharry: Hate to say it, but they probably came across some unfriendlies.


www.magicloaf.com
 
2012-02-04 06:11:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: badhatharry: Hate to say it, but they probably came across some unfriendlies.

[www.magicloaf.com image 500x261]


The scary part? A few dozen miles to the east, and that may realistically happen...
 
2012-02-04 06:13:57 PM

huskerdu: They have been found. One with broken back and one with broken ankle according to faux nooz.


A broke back on a mountain you say, what happened to the sheep>?
 
2012-02-04 06:16:09 PM

Kanemano: what happened to the sheep


Something baaaaad.
 
2012-02-04 06:16:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: badhatharry: Hate to say it, but they probably came across some unfriendlies.

www.magicloaf.com
[www.magicloaf.com image 500x261]



I don't know, looks like they related.
media.oregonlive.com

Glad to see that everyone is actually safe
 
2012-02-04 06:16:55 PM

Kanemano: huskerdu: They have been found. One with broken back and one with broken ankle according to faux nooz.

A broke back on a mountain you say, what happened to the sheep>?


I got mutton to say.
 
2012-02-04 06:17:37 PM
images.tribe.net

Maybe they're just playing hide-and-seek with Father Mushroom.
 
ocg
2012-02-04 06:21:14 PM
I like the shirt the guy has on in the pic in this article....
 
2012-02-04 06:24:51 PM

just_ducky: They've been found alive, although with unspecified injuries.


Did they have really purtty mouths?

cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2012-02-04 06:27:26 PM

Kanemano: FirstNationalBastard: badhatharry: Hate to say it, but they probably came across some unfriendlies.

[www.magicloaf.com image 500x261]
[www.magicloaf.com image 500x261]


I don't know, looks like they related.
[media.oregonlive.com image 380x241]

Glad to see that everyone is actually safe


Evidently being a mushroom hunter has crappy dental insurance.
 
2012-02-04 06:27:35 PM

djRykoSuave: Dayglo Brown: [0.tqn.com image 582x830]

Gross. The one food that grosses me out are mushrooms.


Totally with you on that one. Gro-oss.
 
2012-02-04 06:28:35 PM
Well, they were probably in Africa, Mexico, Sicily, Tijuana, India, Osaka, Indonesia...

/Let's kick the beat!
 
2012-02-04 06:33:03 PM

Jonathan Hohensee: Because People in power are Stupid: Wouldn't you like to see a positive drug story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on mushrooms realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

[www.thisisnotporn.net image 354x440]

You know, this weekend I went to a hippy new-age commune and met a teen who would prattle on and on and on about DMT and shrooms and LSD and claimed he once did 17 hits of acid at once. The guy was arrogant, condescending to anyone who didn't belong to his avenue of alternative culture, and dumb as a box of hair.

That's not to say that psychedelics don't have it's place and can lead to great personal growths, it's just that one thing that I think Bill Hicks, Terrance McKenna Timothy Leary & their ilk misses is that when you throw a drug into a dip shiat, and he won't stop being a dip shiat. "Enlightenment" only happens to those who have that creative spark in them in the first place, which is soooooooooo not everyone.


Wow, there granted I'm not sure what Bill Hicks, And Terrance McKenna thought but the good Dr. Leaery said before a congressional committee that to use weed one should have the equivalent of a drivers license and to use LSD or mushrooms one should have the equivalent of a pilot's license.
 
ecl
2012-02-04 06:34:22 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone iinvolved with Zardoz was booming.
 
2012-02-04 06:44:03 PM

CraicBaby: I wonder if maybe they came upon a grow-op or a meth lab in the woods and were killed so they wouldn't tell?


Happens allot in California, so much so that they don't even report it on the news anymore.
Not getting killed but hikers being shot at to get away.
 
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