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(Daily Mail)   Michael Cera tries to grow a mustache. With results that are pretty much just what you'd expect   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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2012-02-04 08:12:36 AM
He looks like he could be Tom Baker's grandson.
 
2012-02-04 08:13:23 AM
He looks like Pedro.

He had better be careful or he might get picked up in a pedophile sweep sporting that thing.
 
2012-02-04 08:29:16 AM
My kids call that a "molestache".
 
2012-02-04 08:34:58 AM
Is he researching his role for "To Catch A Predator: The Movie?"
 
2012-02-04 08:45:15 AM
Its for his new movie bioptic "Chester: A Love Story."
 
2012-02-04 08:46:53 AM
Been there done that
i1121.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-04 08:48:19 AM

acad1228: My kids call that a "molestache".


A trenchcoat and thick glasses and his new look will be complete.
 
2012-02-04 08:51:50 AM
Good to see those hormone injections are working on some level.
 
2012-02-04 08:52:58 AM
I think that's actually a tattoo that says "family tradition."
 
2012-02-04 08:55:15 AM
And I thought my mustache looked crap when I tried to grow one, but compared to this one...He's rich, can't he buy a mustache wig or something?
 
2012-02-04 08:56:24 AM
I mean, looking at the first picture, I thought it had been drawn on.
 
2012-02-04 09:00:53 AM
davidcedillo.com
Moustache, beard, whatever....he'll always be a Harpo-looking manchild.
 
2012-02-04 09:02:32 AM
Well at least he doesn't look like an old lesbian now.
 
2012-02-04 09:06:34 AM
Who?

/I've seen twats with more hair. Bushier too.
 
2012-02-04 09:09:15 AM
i dunno, coupled with his insouciant expression, it looks pretty rakish, i think.
 
2012-02-04 09:24:01 AM
He still looks like a lesbian.
 
2012-02-04 09:28:16 AM
Thank God the Daily Mail is here to serve us such timely, relevant news.
 
2012-02-04 09:38:34 AM
Looks like Gabe Kaplan and Harpo Marx had a kid.
 
2012-02-04 09:42:15 AM
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-04 09:47:34 AM
Still not funny
/Looks like a raper-man stache
 
2012-02-04 10:07:14 AM

Swarley: Looks like Gabe Kaplan and Harpo Marx had a kid.


Came in to mention Gabe Kaplan. In twenty years maybe we'll probably get a "Welcome back, Kotter" reboot.
 
2012-02-04 10:11:08 AM

RoosterCogburn: Good to see those hormone injections are working on some level.


Same sentiment as I was going to say, just way WAY better put.
 
2012-02-04 10:20:04 AM
He looks like he should be behind the glass at an Italian deli. Give that lesbian a butcher's smock!
 
2012-02-04 10:21:36 AM
I didn't know hipster kids sported mustaches that make women rush to the rape whistle!? Now I know the true dangers of hipsterism!
 
2012-02-04 10:28:10 AM
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GungFu: [davidcedillo.com image 256x340]
Moustache, beard, whatever....he'll always be a Harpo-looking manchild.


No, Harpo was better looking
 
2012-02-04 10:39:37 AM

therecksays: Been there done that
[i1121.photobucket.com image 137x187]


That was one of the worst pieces of pretentious hipster drivel I have ever seen. Couldn't finish the goddamn thing at all, for fear that it would automatically change my wardrobe to Goodwill chic, and turn my entire music library into Tibetian monk a capella covers of Arcade Fire songs.
 
2012-02-04 10:54:50 AM
Its Ron Jeremy
 
2012-02-04 11:08:02 AM
Dean Venture has a thicker 'stache.
 
2012-02-04 11:27:19 AM
The meekest porn star ever?
 
2012-02-04 11:43:36 AM
I wanna punch that guy. I don't know why, really. He's just got one of those "Please punch me" faces.
 
2012-02-04 11:46:32 AM
Doesn't he have any real friends to tell him how ridiculous he looks?
 
2012-02-04 11:51:53 AM
A crappy attempted mustache is perfect, though, for someone whose bread and butter is acting insecure about themselves.


/Also, Attempted Mustache is an excellent early Loudon Wainwright III LP.
 
2012-02-04 11:56:06 AM

Halli: Well at least he doesn't look like an old lesbian now.


Is looking like a chubby, curly-haired John Waters that much of an upgrade?
 
2012-02-04 11:56:35 AM
static.moviefanatic.com

LeroyBourne: Doesn't he have any real friends to tell him how ridiculous he looks?


It's probably for a movie role.
 
2012-02-04 12:04:28 PM
Que Cera Cera...
 
2012-02-04 12:26:33 PM
Who? Sorry I don't recognize the person in the picture.
 
2012-02-04 12:27:54 PM
Michael Cera trying to channel a post-Brady Bunch Robert Reed...he looked like that just before dying from AIDS
 
2012-02-04 12:52:20 PM
He looks like a muppet.
 
2012-02-04 01:04:14 PM
That's the Prince mustache.

Available in high schools everywhere.
 
2012-02-04 01:11:15 PM
www.thefashionspot.com

I think I've found an even bigger dork.
 
2012-02-04 01:37:48 PM
Man, I farking HATE Michael Cera. He always plays the whiny biatch that is just super annoying. He ruined Zombieland for me and he wasn't even IN it, simply because I THOUGHT that guy was Michael Cera...
 
2012-02-04 01:48:43 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Uncle Jack?
 
2012-02-04 01:56:16 PM
Doesn't a guy have to go through puberty to be able to grow a mustache?
 
2012-02-04 01:56:45 PM
He looks like a caricature of an italian chef...
 
2012-02-04 02:27:33 PM
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at someone's mustache before.
 
2012-02-04 02:35:07 PM

that bosnian sniper: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x801]

Uncle Jack?


It needs either "haters gonna hate" or a "not a single fark..."
 
2012-02-04 02:48:35 PM
28.media.tumblr.com

dear hipsters, please stop with the creepy porn staches.
 
2012-02-04 02:58:44 PM
Good call on Gabe Kaplan and Harpo Marx. But I think he looks like a French waiter.

Would M'sieur like the frites-mayonaise avec that?

Frites, yes, but hold the avec.
 
2012-02-04 03:28:48 PM
I thought they were talking about that wrestler who does that gay Showgirls thing with his hands but it's this little prick. He managed to make himself look even creepier.
 
2012-02-04 03:31:49 PM

Apos: The meekest porn star ever?


"I'm going to come on your face...I mean if that's cool....I don't....I don't have to, I could just come on your tits....I mean breasts...I have a tissue and....you know what, I'll just finish up over there."

/....
 
2012-02-04 03:46:39 PM
He looks like that snooty waiter in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".
 
2012-02-04 03:53:19 PM
I propose funding a romantic comedy starring Michael Cera and Olivia Munn......it would be the funniest thing to hit the silverscreen since Airplane!
 
2012-02-04 03:58:44 PM

Bith Set Me Up: He looks like that snooty waiter in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".


Snooty?
 
2012-02-04 04:02:15 PM
Grandpa?
www.bestcareanywhere.net
 
2012-02-04 04:04:20 PM
Wow, that dont look so good, got to be some 70's movie role thing.
 
2012-02-04 04:06:12 PM
But his boyfriend likes it and that's all that matters.
 
2012-02-04 04:07:05 PM
northwithtriona.files.wordpress.com

biatch, please.
 
2012-02-04 04:12:27 PM

StrikitRich: It's probably for a movie role.


They have hair and make-up people for that. If they can give Nick Cage a new ridiculous head of hair in every film, they can slap a molester mustache on this twep without him having to grow it himself.
 
2012-02-04 04:13:07 PM
twerp that is.
 
2012-02-04 04:14:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-04 04:29:27 PM

MoronLessOff: Bith Set Me Up: He looks like that snooty waiter in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".

Snooty?


Snotty
 
2012-02-04 05:20:35 PM
If he and Amanda Seyfried had kids the eyes might balance out in the right place
 
2012-02-04 05:20:47 PM

Mugato: StrikitRich: It's probably for a movie role.

They have hair and make-up people for that. If they can give Nick Cage a new ridiculous head of hair in every film, they can slap a molester mustache on this twep without him having to grow it himself.


Michael Cera is a method actor.
 
2012-02-04 05:35:20 PM
No love for:


ts1.mm.bing.net ?
 
2012-02-04 05:48:21 PM
The oddest part is while there's almost no current role I'd buy him in, if he were to go back in time to 1974, he'd look like a movie star.
 
2012-02-04 06:02:28 PM
I love the fark hate patrol. I like a lot of the movies the kid has been in and even if it is a similar role her plays it well.
 
2012-02-04 06:02:55 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-04 06:05:00 PM
Looks like a girl trying to pass a as dude...
 
2012-02-04 06:11:13 PM

iverbali: Looks like a girl trying to pass a as dude...


That would be Chaz Bono
 
2012-02-04 06:16:21 PM

Bhasayate: iverbali: Looks like a girl trying to pass a as dude...

That would be Chaz Bono


She looks more like one than he does!!!
 
2012-02-04 06:17:02 PM
oh.. its not THAT bad... well.. maybe it is...but it really isn't all that grown out.

but that's the thing about a 'stache. you can either pull it off, or you can't, folks that can pull it off, pull it off well, other wise? no.... just don't..

it needs to fill out, or.. just grow a beard.

and not a chin strap, or an ironic beard, coiffed and combed with a max length of three inches of growth. it would fill out his face, cover up the weak chin, and lend a sense of maturity to his face.

sorry, I'm not really a beard hipster, I started wearing a full beard about 7 years ago as insulation while working the cellars in a brewery, but it turned into a trademark... and now the local competitive bearders have enlisted me as a competition judge and sometime participant...

Judging an event in march along side Dave Brokie of GWAR... should be... entertaining..
 
2012-02-04 06:21:15 PM
Terrible mustache....and who would know better than me?
 
2012-02-04 06:25:04 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Terrible mustache....and who would know better than me?


This guy?
www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk
 
2012-02-04 06:27:03 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Michael Cera trying to channel a post-Brady Bunch Robert Reed...he looked like that just before dying from AIDS


Robert Reed died of colon cancer and lymphoma. He was HIV positive, but it had not yet developed into AIDS.
 
2012-02-04 06:50:53 PM

GetaLife: Grandpa?
[www.bestcareanywhere.net image 300x225]


Exactly.

He just looks like so many celebrities from the past, but that was the closest I could come to with being able to find a name/face. And you took it!
 
2012-02-04 06:59:23 PM
The article mentions legions of female fans. This confuses me.
 
2012-02-04 07:31:50 PM
He grows a better mustache than I can.
 
2012-02-04 08:04:12 PM

The Lone Talbot: UCFRoadWarrior: Michael Cera trying to channel a post-Brady Bunch Robert Reed...he looked like that just before dying from AIDS

Robert Reed died of colon cancer and lymphoma. He was HIV positive, but it had not yet developed into AIDS.


Ucf even strikes out in entertainment threads. Good stuff.
 
2012-02-04 08:07:20 PM
Dude's got some dirt under his nose...
 
2012-02-04 08:30:27 PM
Obviously, another pathetic attempt to impress Maeby.
 
2012-02-04 08:36:17 PM
If you think that's pathetic you should see the mess of pubes he has.
 
2012-02-04 09:11:29 PM
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-04 09:46:18 PM

FeedTheCollapse: Mugato: StrikitRich: It's probably for a movie role.

They have hair and make-up people for that. If they can give Nick Cage a new ridiculous head of hair in every film, they can slap a molester mustache on this twep without him having to grow it himself.

Michael Cera is a method actor.


Lucky for Michael, his acting roles always match his real life Hipster personality... or considering his acting range, lack of personality.
 
2012-02-04 10:55:31 PM
How is it that this guy actually looks more like an awkward teen today than he did when he was an actual teen? "Arrested Development" Michael Cera could kick the crap out of current Michael Cera.
 
2012-02-04 11:04:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-04 11:23:33 PM

LDM90: [www.thefashionspot.com image 550x366]

I think I've found an even bigger dork.


Hey, Nucky!
 
2012-02-05 04:08:11 AM

Tax Boy: [28.media.tumblr.com image 395x594]

dear hipsters, please stop with the creepy porn staches.


Holy crap, that thing's real? After seeing John Hodgman with that mustache on The Daily Show, I could have sworn it had to be a fake.
 
2012-02-05 11:12:47 AM
Baby hair with a woman's eyes
I can feel you're watching in the night
All alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight
When I feel cold, you warm me
And when I feel I can't go on, you come and hold me
It's you... And me forever

Cera Smile
Won't you smile a while for me
Cera
 
2012-02-05 11:14:59 AM

cyberspacedout: Tax Boy: [28.media.tumblr.com image 395x594]

dear hipsters, please stop with the creepy porn staches.

Holy crap, that thing's real? After seeing John Hodgman with that mustache on The Daily Show, I could have sworn it had to be a fake.


You see him on Bored to Death? farking brilliant.
 
2012-02-05 11:36:04 AM
His looks like young Gable Kaplan

i194.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-05 02:24:54 PM

Linkage: [chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com image 436x462]


came to say this...


the kid is a talent less douche...

like it matters
 
2012-02-05 05:18:47 PM
He looks like an East German Lesbian.
 
2012-02-05 09:09:31 PM

The_Sponge: He looks like an East German Lesbian.



So...slightly more effeminate than a West German one?
 
2012-02-06 08:20:49 AM
Francois is cooler than Michael Cera!

Bye.
 
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