I'd let her judge my sausage.

No network job for you, dear.

I love how, unlike all other obscenity bloopers, they keep repeating the thing that'll get angry letters from boring people.

deadsanta: "We were not at all drinking wine this afternoon".
"No, we were not."

win.

Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

Really I'm Black: which wone was supposed to be the hot one?

I wouldn't say no to Ms. Dicktalk, but damn what I would do to her costar on the right.

VRaptor117: Surprisingly, http://www.pickadick.com is not a porn site.

It offers to steer you to one though. (new window)

I didn't click. Not that there's anything wrong with that though.

Approves.

NobleHam: straightbananas: We are still waiting for the website to buy tickets...obviously not pickadick.com.

What is "pickadick" a fumble from? Pickasausage.com? sausagepick.com? dicksausage.com? Or is "picking dicks" what was on her mind at the time, completely different sounding from the actual website?

She correct herself. She apparently meant "pickatic(k?).com".

I'm guessing it's this. (pops)

Arkanaut: She was reporting on Fark?

Ba-dum-tish!

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Really I'm Black: which one was supposed to be the hot one?

I wouldn't say no to Ms. Dicktalk, but damn what I would do to her costar on the right.

This. Ms Dicktik is all nervous laffs like "shiat goddammit that was so unprofessional", but her galpal seems like she found it genuinely hilarious. "Well you were talking about sausages" = WIN. Then when Ms Dicktik blew the 2nd time, Galpal's understated glee was just priceless. Yeah she seems down-to-earth and real, and she's definitely hot. Think she'd rock more than just a farking bottle of wine too.

ActionJoe: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I love how, unlike all other obscenity bloopers, they keep repeating the thing that'll get angry letters from boring people.

deadsanta: "We were not at all drinking wine this afternoon".
"No, we were not."

win.

Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

Really I'm Black: which wone was supposed to be the hot one?

I wouldn't say no to Ms. Dicktalk, but damn what I would do to her costar on the right.

Did you really just say wine is the wimpiest of alcohol? Have a bottle of wine for yourself and see how sober you are afterward.

Do you really want to go with that analogy?

Ok, you drink a fifth of bourbon. I'll drink a bottle of wine. Well see who's more hammered at the end.

Smackledorfer: ActionJoe: Did you really just say wine is the wimpiest of alcohol? Have a bottle of wine for yourself and see how sober you are afterward.

Its stronger than beer sure, but its pretty wimpy. I love that you went full retard and suggest a FULL BOTTLE was some kind of challenge :D

"did you really just say beer was the wimpiest of alcohol? I dare you to drink FOUR EIGHT by yourself and see if you can still stand up"

FTFY


Rough (really rough) ratio is 1 beer=1 glass of wine=1 shot.


I typically am a beer drinker, but wine is far from wimpy at home I would not be ashamed to be carrying around a decent ($10-12) bottle of wine that I was drinking rather than the beer or shots.

And why yes I am not above drinking wine out of the bottle fark off.

Smackledorfer: You refer to thirty two to forty ounces as a standard bottle of wine?

I know wine varies by type in alcohol content, as does beer, but what wine and beer are you comparing to get eight beers as equivalent to a bottle?

Of course I totally lowballed my own comparison, so I can't be too critical.

I drink wine about half as often as I do beer, and I stick with my support that its wimpy :)

/cheers.


Hmm, you are indeed correct (well a lot closer to correct than I was).
I often buy magnums, because there are a couple decent wines that I know for around $20.

/cheers indeed.

I would insert my erect penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.