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2012-02-04 07:24:59 AM
I'd let her judge my sausage.
 
2012-02-04 08:07:02 AM
No network job for you, dear.
 
2012-02-04 08:38:42 AM
Boy howdy, leave it to those silly Canadians don'tcha know
 
2012-02-04 09:51:37 AM
Surprisingly, http://www.pickadick.com is not a porn site.
 
2012-02-04 09:56:09 AM

VRaptor117: www.pickadick.com


And porn site owners are kicking themselves right now.
 
2012-02-04 10:01:26 AM
She was reporting on Fark?
 
2012-02-04 10:09:19 AM
I was laughing when it ended. That's my endorsement.
 
2012-02-04 10:18:06 AM
"We were not at all drinking wine this afternoon".
"No, we were not."

win.
 
2012-02-04 10:19:14 AM
Double entendre trifecta in play?
 
2012-02-04 10:41:11 AM
which wone was supposed to be the hot one?
 
2012-02-04 10:42:07 AM
Nothing hotter than sexy chicks talking about their love of dick.
 
2012-02-04 10:51:48 AM
I love how, unlike all other obscenity bloopers, they keep repeating the thing that'll get angry letters from boring people.

deadsanta: "We were not at all drinking wine this afternoon".
"No, we were not."

win.


Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

Really I'm Black: which wone was supposed to be the hot one?


I wouldn't say no to Ms. Dicktalk, but damn what I would do to her costar on the right.
 
2012-02-04 11:01:34 AM
Penis.
 
2012-02-04 11:06:39 AM
Will Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago be at the festival.
 
2012-02-04 11:41:20 AM
I'm placing an order at www.dickachick.com right now...
 
2012-02-04 12:12:50 PM

VRaptor117: Surprisingly, http://www.pickadick.com is not a porn site.


It offers to steer you to one though. (new window)

I didn't click. Not that there's anything wrong with that though.
 
2012-02-04 12:20:46 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Double entendre trifecta in play?


I'd say "pick a dick" was when it went past double entendre.
 
2012-02-04 12:38:04 PM
t3.gstatic.com
i judge sausages
 
2012-02-04 02:19:40 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Approves.
 
2012-02-04 02:59:49 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I love how, unlike all other obscenity bloopers, they keep repeating the thing that'll get angry letters from boring people.

deadsanta: "We were not at all drinking wine this afternoon".
"No, we were not."

win.

Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

Really I'm Black: which wone was supposed to be the hot one?

I wouldn't say no to Ms. Dicktalk, but damn what I would do to her costar on the right.


Did you really just say wine is the wimpiest of alcohol? Have a bottle of wine for yourself and see how sober you are afterward.
 
2012-02-04 03:47:25 PM
We are still waiting for the website to buy tickets...obviously not pickadick.com.

What is "pickadick" a fumble from? Pickasausage.com? sausagepick.com? dicksausage.com? Or is "picking dicks" what was on her mind at the time, completely different sounding from the actual website?
 
2012-02-04 03:48:35 PM

ActionJoe: Did you really just say wine is the wimpiest of alcohol? Have a bottle of wine for yourself and see how sober you are afterward.


Its stronger than beer sure, but its pretty wimpy. I love that you went full retard and suggest a FULL BOTTLE was some kind of challenge :D

"did you really just say beer was the wimpiest of alcohol? I dare you to drink FOUR by yourself and see if you can still stand up"
 
2012-02-04 03:53:36 PM

straightbananas: We are still waiting for the website to buy tickets...obviously not pickadick.com.

What is "pickadick" a fumble from? Pickasausage.com? sausagepick.com? dicksausage.com? Or is "picking dicks" what was on her mind at the time, completely different sounding from the actual website?


She correct herself. She apparently meant "pickatic(k?).com".
 
2012-02-04 04:54:00 PM

NobleHam: straightbananas: We are still waiting for the website to buy tickets...obviously not pickadick.com.

What is "pickadick" a fumble from? Pickasausage.com? sausagepick.com? dicksausage.com? Or is "picking dicks" what was on her mind at the time, completely different sounding from the actual website?

She correct herself. She apparently meant "pickatic(k?).com".


I'm guessing it's this. (pops)
 
2012-02-04 05:03:15 PM

Arkanaut: She was reporting on Fark?


Ba-dum-tish!
 
2012-02-04 05:27:01 PM
"We weren't drinking" is a phrase that has never once been uttered by a sober person in the history of the world.
 
2012-02-04 05:56:30 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Really I'm Black: which one was supposed to be the hot one?

I wouldn't say no to Ms. Dicktalk, but damn what I would do to her costar on the right.


This. Ms Dicktik is all nervous laffs like "shiat goddammit that was so unprofessional", but her galpal seems like she found it genuinely hilarious. "Well you were talking about sausages" = WIN. Then when Ms Dicktik blew the 2nd time, Galpal's understated glee was just priceless. Yeah she seems down-to-earth and real, and she's definitely hot. Think she'd rock more than just a farking bottle of wine too.
 
2012-02-04 07:54:08 PM
Picatic (new window). I guess the ridiculous costumes are optional?
 
2012-02-04 07:59:12 PM
www.freemontsoffice.com

"Is that the foot long?"

"And then some."
 
2012-02-04 09:02:44 PM

ActionJoe: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I love how, unlike all other obscenity bloopers, they keep repeating the thing that'll get angry letters from boring people.

deadsanta: "We were not at all drinking wine this afternoon".
"No, we were not."

win.

Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

Really I'm Black: which wone was supposed to be the hot one?

I wouldn't say no to Ms. Dicktalk, but damn what I would do to her costar on the right.

Did you really just say wine is the wimpiest of alcohol? Have a bottle of wine for yourself and see how sober you are afterward.


Do you really want to go with that analogy?

Ok, you drink a fifth of bourbon. I'll drink a bottle of wine. Well see who's more hammered at the end.
 
2012-02-04 11:39:12 PM

Smackledorfer: ActionJoe: Did you really just say wine is the wimpiest of alcohol? Have a bottle of wine for yourself and see how sober you are afterward.

Its stronger than beer sure, but its pretty wimpy. I love that you went full retard and suggest a FULL BOTTLE was some kind of challenge :D

"did you really just say beer was the wimpiest of alcohol? I dare you to drink FOUR EIGHT by yourself and see if you can still stand up"


FTFY


Rough (really rough) ratio is 1 beer=1 glass of wine=1 shot.


I typically am a beer drinker, but wine is far from wimpy at home I would not be ashamed to be carrying around a decent ($10-12) bottle of wine that I was drinking rather than the beer or shots.

And why yes I am not above drinking wine out of the bottle fark off.
 
2012-02-05 12:04:37 AM
You refer to thirty two to forty ounces as a standard bottle of wine?

I know wine varies by type in alcohol content, as does beer, but what wine and beer are you comparing to get eight beers as equivalent to a bottle?

Of course I totally lowballed my own comparison, so I can't be too critical.

I drink wine about half as often as I do beer, and I stick with my support that its wimpy :)

/cheers.
 
2012-02-05 12:33:38 AM

Smackledorfer: You refer to thirty two to forty ounces as a standard bottle of wine?

I know wine varies by type in alcohol content, as does beer, but what wine and beer are you comparing to get eight beers as equivalent to a bottle?

Of course I totally lowballed my own comparison, so I can't be too critical.

I drink wine about half as often as I do beer, and I stick with my support that its wimpy :)

/cheers.



Hmm, you are indeed correct (well a lot closer to correct than I was).
I often buy magnums, because there are a couple decent wines that I know for around $20.

/cheers indeed.
 
2012-02-05 12:35:50 AM
i think the chick on the right is wesla wong?
 
2012-02-05 12:52:03 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.


That's a case of suspiciously specific denial. They specify they weren't drinking wine because they were, in fact drinking wine.

Also, if wine is such a wimpy alcohol, why do the homeless always go with cheap wine as the most efficient way to get drunk for their dollar (to the point that they are called winos)?
 
2012-02-05 01:33:13 AM

Gwyrddu: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

That's a case of suspiciously specific denial. They specify they weren't drinking wine because they were, in fact drinking wine.

Also, if wine is such a wimpy alcohol, why do the homeless always go with cheap wine as the most efficient way to get drunk for their dollar (to the point that they are called winos)?


It doesn't require a mixer and is cheap, while still coming out of a single convenient container? This isn't complicated. Cheap =/ strong.

Also, they don't want something too strong anyways, unless they are near a good water source. Wine won't completely dehydrate you, which I imagine is a bit of an issue for a bum.
 
2012-02-05 05:11:13 AM

Smackledorfer: Gwyrddu: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

That's a case of suspiciously specific denial. They specify they weren't drinking wine because they were, in fact drinking wine.

Also, if wine is such a wimpy alcohol, why do the homeless always go with cheap wine as the most efficient way to get drunk for their dollar (to the point that they are called winos)?

It doesn't require a mixer and is cheap, while still coming out of a single convenient container? This isn't complicated. Cheap =/ strong.

Also, they don't want something too strong anyways, unless they are near a good water source. Wine won't completely dehydrate you, which I imagine is a bit of an issue for a bum.


Today I learned homeless alcoholic bums care more about dehydration than how cheap they can get drunk
 
2012-02-05 09:32:09 AM
Would enter my sausage into her "contest"
 
2012-02-05 10:10:59 AM

Thoroughly With Foil: Would enter my sausage into her "contest", if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


EvilEgg: I'd let her judge my sausage, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do..


Jeez...it's not that hard to work it in, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-02-05 12:11:08 PM

enad58: Smackledorfer: Gwyrddu: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Notice they specify wine, the wimpiest of alcohol. Other drinks? Still possible.

That's a case of suspiciously specific denial. They specify they weren't drinking wine because they were, in fact drinking wine.

Also, if wine is such a wimpy alcohol, why do the homeless always go with cheap wine as the most efficient way to get drunk for their dollar (to the point that they are called winos)?

It doesn't require a mixer and is cheap, while still coming out of a single convenient container? This isn't complicated. Cheap =/ strong.

Also, they don't want something too strong anyways, unless they are near a good water source. Wine won't completely dehydrate you, which I imagine is a bit of an issue for a bum.

Today I learned homeless alcoholic bums care more about dehydration than how cheap they can get drunk


Today it was reaffirmed to me that people on fark cannot read. It was a post with 5 sentences. You managed to get 2 out of 5 down. You keep at it little guy, and someday you'll be reading on your own.
 
2012-02-05 01:49:50 PM
I would insert my erect penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.
 
2012-02-05 01:55:06 PM

good_2_go: Picatic (new window). I guess the ridiculous costumes are optional?


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Yep, that's the one. You can go to the sausage fest on the 9th and then the Super Duper Flea Market on the 11th. It'll be glorious. There will be belt buckles at the flea market, or at least there were last year. Yeehaw.
 
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