I was flipping channels last night and came across Newt on Hannity. So I decided to stick around and witness the derp for as long as I could stand it (it was about 4 minutes).

During that brief period, Newt slammed "the elites" two or three times.

Dude, you were a college professor, then a Representative, then Speaker of the House. You made millions selling propaga- er, books, and in speaking fees and lobbying.

YOU ARE THE FARKING ELITE YOU JACKHOLE!

I found myself wondering who was stupid enough to buy his bullshiat. Why, people who vote for Newt, and buy his books. AKA freeper-derptard "conservatives.".

Little Food Stamp is the greatest hip hop artist of all time. OF ALL TIME!!

Leaving a trail of slime wherever he goes...

Aww...bless his poor, sweet heart...

That's funny, I refer to Newt as "Little Shi*tstain"

Lionel Mandrake: During that brief period, Newt slammed "the elites" two or three times.

Dude, you were a college professor, then a Representative, then Speaker of the House. You made millions selling propaga- er, books, and in speaking fees and lobbying.

YOU ARE THE FARKING ELITE YOU JACKHOLE!

He also calls people out on being Washington insiders when he's the very definition of a Washington insider.

Mugato:
He also calls people out on being Washington insiders when he's the very definition of a Washington insider.

He WAS an insider until they kicked him the fark out.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Mugato:
He also calls people out on being Washington insiders when he's the very definition of a Washington insider.

He WAS an insider until they kicked him the fark out.

Lil Brittle is not pleased.

The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

My goal is to turn the safety net into a trampoline to allow the poor to rise and be like the rest of us."

I don't say this very often but this person is evil.

Lil' Food Stamp sounds like a very unsuccessful hip hop artist.

machodonkeywrestler: You mean MC Pee Pants?

Nah, dude. Sir Loin is where it's at, son.

winterwhile: Its not Chairman Obama... the food stamp president??????

over these 57 States?

Teleprompter!! Arugula!! Dijon mustard!!1!

Man, you guys are sad.

Farkin'round: If Newt even gets the nomination the economy continue on this path through November, Obama will be re-elected.

FTFY... Doesn't matter who they nominate as long as we are feeling positive and experiencing growth, as a country. Individually, good luck. But, I think Obama wins easily as long as their is no negative trend in the economy.

winterwhile: SixPaperJoint: winterwhile: Its not Chairman Obama... the food stamp president??????

over these 57 States?

Best part????

he is proud of that title???????

plans to run on it....................

Hey, you know how you always say 3 million out of work, best part forever????????????????????????????

Then why does that darn pesky unemployment rate keep dropping?

cameroncrazy1984: winterwhile: SixPaperJoint: winterwhile: Its not Chairman Obama... the food stamp president??????

over these 57 States?

Best part????

he is proud of that title???????

plans to run on it....................

Hey, you know how you always say 3 million out of work, best part forever????????????????????????????

Then why does that darn pesky unemployment rate keep dropping?

Unemployment actually doubled last month, but Obama bribed a bunch of former ACORN employees (with a truckload of food stamps) to cook the books.

Lionel Mandrake: I was flipping channels last night and came across Newt on Hannity. So I decided to stick around and witness the derp for as long as I could stand it (it was about 4 minutes).

During that brief period, Newt slammed "the elites" two or three times.

Dude, you were a college professor, then a Representative, then Speaker of the House. You made millions selling propaga- er, books, and in speaking fees and lobbying.

YOU ARE THE FARKING ELITE YOU JACKHOLE!

I found myself wondering who was stupid enough to buy his bullshiat. Why, people who vote for Newt, and buy his books. AKA freeper-derptard "conservatives.".



the same people who think Fox News, despite being #1 in the ratings, is not the mainstream media.

This is the regular joe with a half-million dollar line of credit at Tiffany's, right?

Sgt Otter: This is the regular joe with a half-million dollar line of credit at Tiffany's, right?

What, like you don't have one?

Sgt Otter: This is the regular joe with a half-million dollar line of credit at Tiffany's, right?

He's just like Joe the Plumber. Truly, a man of the people.

That's why when he smoked pot it was just illegal, and not immoral, but if you smoke it, you should get long prison times and his dealer should get the death penalty.

He stands with the American people, unless the American people get much older, fatter or poorer, and then he'll be out...

Sgt Otter: This is the regular joe with a half-million dollar line of credit at Tiffany's, right?

Right, the non-elitist millionaire, former professor and Speaker of the House. A regular Johnny Lunchbox.

CapnBlues: The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

Mike LOwELL does the surreal troll shtick much better. Please stop.