Mr. Hands approves.

I am gobsmacked.

Feathered?

Damned Germans.

In other news, Sarah Jessica Parker is no longer allowed to have sex in Germany...

/amidoinitrite?

Sounds suspiciously like a law based on an imaginary problem. My guess at the number of animal brothels would be zero.

If you outlaw zoophilia, only outlaws will have zoophiles.

Seriously though, as gross as it is, why exactly is it illegal? You can make animals work in the field. You can raise them in horrible conditions and then butcher them for food. You can have them euthanized just because you want to, but you can't have sex with them?

I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Damn. It's getting to where ya can't have any fun at all. Maybe behind the pink wall (Yeah, I thought that donkey looked familiar).
Thank Gawd Amighty for Bangkok, and Hampsterdance....no...no....no...Amsterdamn!

There once was a German from Hesse
Who set up a rude web address,
Though instruction was clear
On how to fark deer,
I was still unprepared for the mess.

Lax views on proper sexuality leading to even more lax views on sexuality?


/shocked

What the f**ck is wrong with German people?

/Hey, Cartman. That IS your mom. . . .

Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

That article lacked hard data on these brothels. I want them to trot out some numbers dammit. I hope the editors are sheepish.

Warned us.


/hard to get it out of sweater vests

BiffDangler: Seriously though, as gross as it is, why exactly is it illegal? You can make animals work in the field. You can raise them in horrible conditions and then butcher them for food. You can have them euthanized just because you want to, but you can't have sex with them?

Uhh..... yeah, that's pretty much the size of it. I think I'm pretty cool with the current status.

Are German women so horrible that the guys have to fark animals? I know they all don't look like Katja Kassin, but c'mon!

finger goes where?

Can I still call you "deer"?

Also, it can go very wrong for the person. (new window)

doglover: Ruh roh!

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I know, that picture cracked me up. It looks like the person is saying, "YOU! Stop being so sexy right now!"

Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

A non reasoning thing can't not consent, either.

Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

Good thing they consent to being delicious.

hide the turtles!

Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

If you want to call sex with animals "rape", what should we call it when we kill them and eat them?

Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

But they consent to this?



Since the only people who cared (in the instance of Western Civ) were Jews, who later splintered off into Christians and Muslims, and Jews were forbidden it because they wanted to keep themselves apart and 'different' from everyone else....... the proscription against bestiality is the same the one against homosexuality, masturbation and women choosing their own sexual partners. Just a different type of control.

Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

If a pretty girl gets down on all fours and a dog jumps on her back and starts humping. I take that as consent.

*spit-takes coffee*

I'm sorry, what?

What do you do about the tail?

And to think that FARK had a snicker fit when Florida banned bestiality while the Germans just kept going on with their pets and the Nutella.

BMFPitt: Sounds suspiciously like a law based on an imaginary problem. My guess at the number of animal brothels would be zero.

The article was suspiciously lacking in details, yeah.

My first thought was some similar article run in the Japanese equivalent of the "Weekly World News" a few years back and unfortunately picked up to be translated in a "ooh! Shocking Japan!" column aimed at foreigners. So I thought, hm, maybe this one is real? But again, nothin'.

/not that I think there should be animal brothels, mind

Germans are such sick farks.

From animal sex to poo and pee sex, there is nothing depraved the Germans aren't in to. Nothing. Sick farks.

BMFPitt
Sounds suspiciously like a law based on an imaginary problem. My guess at the number of animal brothels would be zero.

Sounds like someone let a politician use the Internet without supervision.

GhostfacedFiddlah: Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

If you want to call sex with animals "rape", what should we call it when we kill them and eat them?

The Circle of Life?

Animals can't consent. They're running on pure instincts, and it's really no different than training them to fight and kill other animals on command.

In both cases, they're inferior creatures being trained and having their instincts twisted and misused by humans for selfish desires.

GhostfacedFiddlah: Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

If you want to call sex with animals "rape", what should we call it when we kill them and eat them?

rape rape?

sheeeeeee's my sheeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!

Mad_Radhu: Beluga Heights: I'm a certified closed minded Puritanical bastard but I have a question...

With the exception of animals where the sex could actually harm them physically, why is bestiality a crime?

Animals can't consent to your advances, so you would pretty much be raping them.

1) They don't consent to being eaten, shaved, tied to shiat they have to pull, or hooked up to suction pumps, etc. This one area we give a fark about their opinions? Is this that "fate worse than death" fallacy?

2) What about a dude-animal that farks a dude or lady human? That seems like pretty overt "consent".

3) Don't most animals pretty much reproduce via rape exclusively (unless they're inseminated artificially, no consent given there). Hell breeders are all about arranged rape for profit, aren't they?