mmmm....disaster chocolate.

Would you have come if I'd yelled "Chocolate"?

Could have been worse. It could have been the Peep factory. They burn forever and melt into a liquid, napalm-like consistency, and may or may not pose a toxic hazard risk.

A thread for farkketts "firemen covered in chocolate".

Chocolate covered firemen???

/YUM!
//Firemen!

Rusty Shackleford: Chocolate covered firefighters.

Chief Tom Lawrence, you have hit on the biggest marketing idea in the last 60 years. Copyright it immediately, and contact a big company who wants to sell something to women. Cereal, paper clips, cars, industrial waste water processing--it won't matter.

You sir, are a marketing visionary.

Sorry, prior art

Why the Sad tag? Most of my fantasies involve being covered in chocolate.

Inflammalicious.

Rusty Shackleford: Chocolate covered firefighters.

Chief Tom Lawrence, you have hit on the biggest marketing idea in the last 60 years. Copyright it immediately, and contact a big company who wants to sell something to women. Cereal, paper clips, cars, industrial waste water processing--it won't matter.

You sir, are a marketing visionary.

Dag nabbit , foiled again!

Pudding-Factory Disaster Brings Slow, Creamy Death To Town Below (new window)

You now need peanut butter and Nyqil to make a party.

Why are there never chocolate covered men near my house? Nothing cool like that ever happens around here. Pooey!

*pouts*

Evil Mackerel: A thread for farkketts "firemen covered in chocolate".

Lol beat me to it.

I'm not a big candy eater, but theit stuff is the BOMB!!!!!!

So Easter morning, when everyone is stuffing candy down their mouths, remember it was once smeared all over dirty men's bodies

Chocolate covered firefighters Farkettes. Place your orders today to ensure Easter delivery. This is much better than gnawing on the ears of a chocolate bunny. Caution: Parts may contain creme under pressure with explosive release. Gnaw with care.

He yelled "Fire!" when he fell into a vat of chocolate...because no one would believe him if he yelled "Chocolate!"

Evil Mackerel: A thread for farkketts "firemen covered in chocolate".

Yes please!

This is a big step up from that time Boston tried that whole "Cover the rescue workers in molasses" idea.

...and garnished with larks vomit.

Came in here to say "god hates chocolate", but clearly everyone's too focused on the chocolate covered firemen to worry about the WBC :-)

What was the "sad" part of this, subby??
Firemen covered in chocolate -- dayum! I might have to run a couple of extra miles after reading that.

WHAR CHOCOLATE COVERED FIREMEN????? WHARRRRR?

SARRIS CANDIES NOOO

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of chocolate bunnies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

There is nothing sad about chocolate covered firemen! NOTHING!

/I'll be in my bunk

csb/
when I was in highschool, my dad was worried I caught the ghey, so he subtly tells me I can borrow the car if I ever need to take a girl out on a date.
So the next day I ask 7 different girls out for seven different consecutive nights.
Then I borrow the car.
Took every single one of them to the driv-in at Cannonsburg Lake, and for ice cream at the Sarris parlor.
Ended up dating the waitress there.
end csb/

You all sound fat.

vudukungfu: csb/
when I was in highschool, my dad was worried I caught the ghey, so he subtly tells me I can borrow the car if I ever need to take a girl out on a date.
So the next day I ask 7 different girls out for seven different consecutive nights.
Then I borrow the car.
Took every single one of them to the driv-in at Cannonsburg Lake, and for ice cream at the Sarris parlor.
Ended up dating the waitress there.
end csb/

Haha yeah my dad thought I was all the gay when I was in high school as well. I kind of didn't bother to prove otherwise because I enjoyed how uncomfortable it made him.

end my csb

So, each chocolate covered fireman = 2 chocolate covered nuts...and one chocolate log...I think we have a winner! Or is that a wiener?

I'm from the area-Sarris' is fantastic and been there forever. Hope they get things going again quickly.

I just spilled hot chocolate alllll down the inside front of my robe, so i'm getting a kick out of some of these replies.

Stabone33: You all sound fat.

I'm in Cali. Our firemen come covered in tofu and bearing shots of wheat grass.

/dammit

Pert: Pudding-Factory Disaster Brings Slow, Creamy Death To Town Below (new window)

This one actually happened. Link

naz-drala: Rusty Shackleford: Chocolate covered firefighters.

Chief Tom Lawrence, you have hit on the biggest marketing idea in the last 60 years. Copyright it immediately, and contact a big company who wants to sell something to women. Cereal, paper clips, cars, industrial waste water processing--it won't matter.

You sir, are a marketing visionary.

Sorry, prior art

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Wow! *drools*

Smurfme: So Easter morning, when everyone is stuffing candy down their mouths, remember it was once smeared all over dirty men's bodies

Go on..... :)

Fondue party in Pittsburgh! I'm bringing the marshmallows and strawberries.