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News: motorcyclist chases down DUI hit-and-run driver and hog-ties him with a belt. Texas: for the second time in 9 months. Fark: is recognized at the scene by the arresting police officer from the prior incident
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poe_zlaw
2012-02-04 08:53:57 AM
unfortunately losers driving drunk and hitting and severely injuring or killing very succesful people is not a rare occurence in Austin.
blondski
2012-02-04 08:54:55 AM
This is the type of story where a Texas tag should be used.
hogans
2012-02-04 08:57:46 AM
Sadly, I can't help but think that his time would be better served helping the injured. It's great that he wanted the drunk off the streets, but we've all heard plenty of stories about slap-on-the-wrist fines for such things, or even outright scofflaws.
RatOmeter
2012-02-04 09:00:05 AM
Patrick George, Claudia Grisales and Kevin Robbins, authors of this article...
GO TAKE A FRACKING JOURNALISM COURSE, LEARN TO WRITE!
American Statesman
, do you have no editors?
pottie
2012-02-04 09:00:07 AM
Judging by that Gomer Pyle look on his face and the scar on his noggin, the boy can't help but be stupid.
strapp3r
2012-02-04 09:00:25 AM
Perez said an officer recognized him Friday, asking him,
"Didn't you
try
to do this about nine months ago?"
nardman
2012-02-04 09:01:58 AM
Good. Get those scum off the streets.
itsajungleboy
2012-02-04 09:06:03 AM
hogans
:
Sadly, I can't help but think that his time would be better served helping the injured. It's great that he wanted the drunk off the streets, but we've all heard plenty of stories about slap-on-the-wrist fines for such things, or even outright scofflaws.
The risk of a slap on the wrist fine is reason to not stop this guy? Come on. Also, the article doesn't mention it but I'll bet the people were hit in a busy enough area that others were around to assist with their needs.
SecretAgentWoman
2012-02-04 09:06:39 AM
Somebody buy that man a beer, and a golden sling for his gigantic steel balls. :)
0x1a4
2012-02-04 09:06:42 AM
What a hog tying motorcycle rider may look like:
Rodeodoc
2012-02-04 09:07:56 AM
Was it Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger?
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-04 09:08:17 AM
Shiat, I saw we buy this guy a quality lasso and a kick ass costume and put him to work. Captain Rodeo to the rescue!
Bruce the Deuce
2012-02-04 09:08:43 AM
Perez said he reached into the car to pull out the driver, who appeared to be intoxicated and was vomiting.
I see the problem here. Multi-tasking. You think you can do more than one thing efficiently, but do neither as well.
mikdeetx
2012-02-04 09:12:28 AM
"My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
/Daddy is ashamed
sendbillmoney
2012-02-04 09:12:57 AM
Perez seems to be something of a chest-beating AW ("daddy didn't bring up cowards") with daddy issues (dude, you're 47 and calling your paternal parent daddy?). He's also opening himself up to liability here in a big way. Forget letting the cops do the chasing, he does it himself. Forget doing what he could at the crash site (summon professional assistance, crowd control, prevent further injuries), there's no glory in that. Forget letting trained personnel with appropriate equipment (and insurance) extract the guy from his wrecked car, he just pulls the guy out bodily and hogties him with a belt.
He's going to keep pulling this sort of thing until it goes sour on him, and then he'll be shocked to be held accountable for the bad outcome.
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-04 09:16:57 AM
sendbillmoney
:
Perez seems to be something of a chest-beating AW ("daddy didn't bring up cowards") with daddy issues (dude, you're 47 and calling your paternal parent daddy?). He's also opening himself up to liability here in a big way. Forget letting the cops do the chasing, he does it himself. Forget doing what he could at the crash site (summon professional assistance, crowd control, prevent further injuries), there's no glory in that. Forget letting trained personnel with appropriate equipment (and insurance) extract the guy from his wrecked car, he just pulls the guy out bodily and hogties him with a belt.
He's going to keep pulling this sort of thing until it goes sour on him, and then he'll be shocked to be held accountable for the bad outcome.
Something tells me you haven't spent much time in Texas.
lack of warmth
2012-02-04 09:24:47 AM
hogans
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Sadly, I can't help but think that his time would be better served helping the injured. It's great that he wanted the drunk off the streets, but we've all heard plenty of stories about slap-on-the-wrist fines for such things, or even outright scofflaws.
According to the article: this guy's calling is chasing people, not medical care. This guy feels like a big cowboy right now and couldn't be happier,till his horse breaks down. Although lately the courts are steadily cracking down harder on DWI's offences. Unless you have money of course, than you may continue home.
ows
2012-02-04 09:28:19 AM
mikdeetx
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"My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
and what American made crotch rocket would you suggest then?
Krieghund
2012-02-04 09:28:47 AM
It's Texas. If he tries it a third time, the law of averages says the drunk will be carrying a gun.
Of course, whether the drunk can hit anything depends on how drunk he is...
ows
2012-02-04 09:29:11 AM
and by the way, it was a Suzuki dumbass.
OrelupM
2012-02-04 09:32:24 AM
ows
:
mikdeetx: "My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
and what American made crotch rocket would you suggest then?
Frederf
2012-02-04 09:33:09 AM
mikdeetx
:
"My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
/Daddy is ashamed
And teacher didn't teach no grammar no none neither.
dpaul007
2012-02-04 09:33:34 AM
FTFA:
Perez said he briefly lost sight of the driver, but then heard a crash and caught up. Perez pulled up close to the car, he said, yelling at the driver to get out. The driver stopped to look at him, Perez said, then crashed around West 10th and Rio Grande streets before coming to a stop.
So how many times did the guy crash?
This newspaper obviously has no editorial staff, and recruits reporters from the local middle schools.
beer4breakfast
2012-02-04 09:33:36 AM
More balls than brains. But then he does ride a motorcycle.
/rides a motorcycle
Tyrone Slothrop
2012-02-04 09:39:07 AM
RatOmeter
:
Patrick George, Claudia Grisales and Kevin Robbins, authors of this article...
GO TAKE A FRACKING JOURNALISM COURSE, LEARN TO WRITE!
American Statesman, do you have no editors?
Having read the Statesman, I'm going to say no. Unfortunately the same is true for the Chronicle, especially their movie reviewers.
flatspin
2012-02-04 09:43:48 AM
This happened in a busy area. Plenty of people to help the injured and catching this dumb ass will probably prevent him from killing someone else in the future. If I see him out I'll definitely buy him a drink.
He didn't assault the guy, just detained him until police arrived. Doesn't really sound like a vigilante but more like a responsible person who was in the right place at the right time and wasn't afraid to do the right thing (unlike many of the precious little snowflakes here on Fark I'm sorry to say).
biggestdog420
2012-02-04 09:50:54 AM
drove a cab at night in austin for a year and getting a kick out of these replies.
Krieghund
2012-02-04 09:53:37 AM
flatspin
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wasn't afraid to do the right thing (unlike many of the precious little snowflakes here on Fark I'm sorry to say).
Hey, look! Your favorite magazine is here!
Mister Peejay
2012-02-04 09:53:41 AM
ows
:
mikdeetx: "My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
and what American made crotch rocket would you suggest then?
The closest thing to an American crotch-rocket are those gasoline powered riding vibrators, for people who are afraid of accidentally going fast.
/seriously
/a harley rider once proudly told me his bike would do 14s in the quarter mile
/there are minivans quicker than that. there are probably vespas quicker than that.
Bloodnose the Pirate aka Wally
2012-02-04 10:00:39 AM
He witnessed a crime, he is legally able to make a citizens arrest and detail the suspect until the police arrive. He did the right thing.
Bloodnose the Pirate aka Wally
2012-02-04 10:01:20 AM
*detain*
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-04 10:02:44 AM
"1100cc Suzuki motorcycle"
well, I know it didn't take him long to catch that Impala.
ZeroTheHero
2012-02-04 10:05:17 AM
0x1a4
:
What a hog tying motorcycle rider may look like:
[i289.photobucket.com image 320x240]
It's not a motorcycle baby it's a chopper.
REO-Weedwagon
2012-02-04 10:05:40 AM
flatspin
:
If I see him out I'll definitely buy him a drink.
You'll both still be pussies in the morning.
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-02-04 10:06:24 AM
sendbillmoney
:
Perez seems to be something of a chest-beating AW ("daddy didn't bring up cowards") with daddy issues (dude, you're 47 and calling your paternal parent daddy?). He's also opening himself up to liability here in a big way. Forget letting the cops do the chasing, he does it himself. Forget doing what he could at the crash site (summon professional assistance, crowd control, prevent further injuries), there's no glory in that. Forget letting trained personnel with appropriate equipment (and insurance) extract the guy from his wrecked car, he just pulls the guy out bodily and hogties him with a belt.
He's going to keep pulling this sort of thing until it goes sour on him, and then he'll be shocked to be held accountable for the bad outcome.
The kind of nonsense you always hear from the Criminal Rights crowd
I like to see Mr Drunk try to sue this man. Even in the Peoples Republic of Austin, you probably will not find a jury to vote against him
mikdeetx
2012-02-04 10:07:44 AM
Buell-er? Buell-er?
/How can someone even think about going school/work on a day like today?
//FLH, 102 S&S
///try keeping up will ya?
////slashies
jfarkinB
2012-02-04 10:09:27 AM
With a belt, eh? Shame he didn't have any concertina wire on hand.
/not overly fond of drunk drivers
Julie Cochrane
2012-02-04 10:09:47 AM
Guy needs to go to academy and become a cop. Obviously missed his calling.
Kuroshin
2012-02-04 10:14:29 AM
mikdeetx
:
"My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
/Daddy is ashamed
Because they can make it around corners.
/Harleys: Only useful in a straight line
//Kawi makes lower-end bikes, and they're still better than anything Harley has ever made
glassgnost
2012-02-04 10:15:39 AM
ZeroTheHero
:
0x1a4: What a hog tying motorcycle rider may look like:
[i289.photobucket.com image 320x240]
It's not a motorcycle baby it's a chopper.
capt.hollister
2012-02-04 10:17:24 AM
Mister Peejay
:
ows: mikdeetx: "My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
and what American made crotch rocket would you suggest then?
The closest thing to an American crotch-rocket are those gasoline powered riding vibrators, for people who are afraid of accidentally going fast.
/seriously
/a harley rider once proudly told me his bike would do 14s in the quarter mile
/there are minivans quicker than that. there are probably vespas quicker than that.
He wasn't riding a Kwacker, if that helps.
An XR1200 qualifies as a crotch-rocket. Sort of. But few, if any, Americans buy this model.
That is a moot point, though. Just about any motorcycle could have caught up with a crashed Impala driven by a vomiting drunk. As far as minivans that can do better than 14s, the only one I can think of is a Mercedes R-class AMG and those are extremely rare.
Also, please don't call the R-class a minivan !
/Loves my Ultra Classic
//...and my R-class
cynep
2012-02-04 10:20:21 AM
Show me a male older than 6 saying "daddy" and I'll show you a mullet-haired NASCAR fan and a proud collector of commemorative plates.. you know - those with Elvis, eagle, some firearm and Jesus on them. Yeah, on the same plate.
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2012-02-04 10:21:55 AM
Mister Peejay
:
The closest thing to an American crotch-rocket are those gasoline powered riding vibrators, for people who are afraid of accidentally going fast.
/seriously
/a harley rider once proudly told me his bike would do 14s in the quarter mile
/there are minivans quicker than that. there are probably vespas quicker than that.
There are minivans
in the 12s
/Hardlys are overpriced
//Only really like the v-rod variants
///Which are liquid-cooled, Porsche-designed motors...go figure
Pert
2012-02-04 10:25:01 AM
capt.hollister
:
As far as minivans that can do better than 14s, the only one I can think of is a Mercedes R-class AMG
Would like a word...
Or the Vauxhall Zafira VXR?
Arctic Phoenix
2012-02-04 10:25:52 AM
sendbillmoney
:
Perez seems to be something of a chest-beating AW ("daddy didn't bring up cowards") with daddy issues (dude, you're 47 and calling your paternal parent daddy?). He's also opening himself up to liability here in a big way. Forget letting the cops do the chasing, he does it himself. Forget doing what he could at the crash site (summon professional assistance, crowd control, prevent further injuries), there's no glory in that. Forget letting trained personnel with appropriate equipment (and insurance) extract the guy from his wrecked car, he just pulls the guy out bodily and hogties him with a belt.
He's going to keep pulling this sort of thing until it goes sour on him, and then he'll be shocked to be held accountable for the bad outcome.
10/10. EXCELLENT troll.
BitwiseShift
2012-02-04 10:29:16 AM
Hog tied? In Austin, you can tell the sexual preference by whether the loop is clockwise or counterclockwise (or really kinky: braided).
Once you've gone braided, you can never be disuaded.
Crookleg
2012-02-04 10:29:37 AM
RatOmeter
:
Patrick George, Claudia Grisales and Kevin Robbins, authors of this article...
GO TAKE A FRACKING JOURNALISM COURSE, LEARN TO WRITE!
American Statesman, do you have no editors?
Almost broke my neck trying to follow their scattered ramblings.
It was kinda fun though.
Pert
2012-02-04 10:29:42 AM
ows
:
and what American made crotch rocket would you suggest then?
Buell?
/oh yeah, you stopped making them
ArcadianRefugee
2012-02-04 10:30:51 AM
Oooo! can't wait for the third time when the drunk driver pulls a gun and shoots him.
strapp3r
2012-02-04 10:33:05 AM
mikdeetx
:
"My daddy didn't raise no cowards."
Why the fark are you driving a crotch rocket rice burning Kawasaki?
/Daddy is ashamed
good gawd! you dumbed up a decent thread in record time.
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