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Fireman assumes task of guiding plane into landing after air traffic controllers fail to show up for work. Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit drinking
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bring to a festering boil
2012-02-03 10:23:47 PM
phlegmmo
2012-02-03 10:38:06 PM
After the air traffic controllers failed to show up for their 07:00 start, airport deputy manager Janarthanan instructed Mr Basha, whose English was described as broken, to operate the radio in the control tower.
Airport Authority of India regional executive director D Devaraj told the Mail Today: "No-one doubts Basha's intention to help during a crisis. He wanted the flight to land safely. But he is untrained and must not attempt to do the ATC's job. Mere good intention is not enough in this case."
Wait. First he was instructed to do it, then afterward chastised for doing it? Make up your minds!
vossiewulf
2012-02-04 12:03:37 AM
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-04 12:04:57 AM
phlegmmo
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After the air traffic controllers failed to show up for their 07:00 start, airport deputy manager Janarthanan instructed Mr Basha, whose English was described as broken, to operate the radio in the control tower.
Airport Authority of India regional executive director D Devaraj told the Mail Today: "No-one doubts Basha's intention to help during a crisis. He wanted the flight to land safely. But he is untrained and must not attempt to do the ATC's job. Mere good intention is not enough in this case."
Wait. First he was instructed to do it, then afterward chastised for doing it? Make up your minds!
On top of that, if the Air Traffic Controller was there and doing his farking job, someone who is untrained wouldn't have to do it.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-04 12:06:12 AM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-02-04 12:38:47 AM
Poor guy, I hope he at least gets his English fixed.
RoyBatty
2012-02-04 12:40:00 AM
Oh noes, pilots had to land at an uncontrolled airport, I'm surprised they all didn't crash and die. That firefighter is a hero.
bulldg4life
2012-02-04 12:42:00 AM
phlegmmo
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Wait. First he was instructed to do it, then afterward chastised for doing it? Make up your minds!
FirstNationalBastard
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someone who is untrained wouldn't have to do it.
This is why the fireman should've let the planes crash so he could put the flames out, like he was trained.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2012-02-04 12:42:50 AM
After the air traffic controllers failed to show up for their 07:00 start, airport deputy manager Janarthanan instructed Mr Basha, whose English was described as broken, to operate the radio in the control tower.
Man, I hope they don't fire him from his regular job in tech support.
four95
2012-02-04 12:43:13 AM
The water was cold
2012-02-04 12:44:58 AM
Howie did it?
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-02-04 12:49:46 AM
I heard the same thing happened over Macho Grande
Nutsac_Jim
2012-02-04 12:50:16 AM
The bonus is that the ATC now get a pay cut, since some untrained dick was able to do their job for them.
carnifex2005
2012-02-04 12:52:21 AM
RoyBatty
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Oh noes, pilots had to land at an uncontrolled airport, I'm surprised they all didn't crash and die. That firefighter is a hero.
Surely you can't be serious.
rebelyell2006
2012-02-04 12:53:46 AM
So in third-world countries, there aren't sufficient personnel trained in western technology, and thus non-trained people have to do jobs otherwise done by trained professionals? I'm shocked.
emonk
2012-02-04 12:53:49 AM
Been there. Seen this. Um...why did this particular flight make the headlines?
Mad Canadian
2012-02-04 12:54:10 AM
They bought their tickets - they knew what they were getting into.
I say let 'em crash...
/oblig
//not a bookmark
Boomhauer
2012-02-04 12:54:37 AM
An airport with
seven
flights a day has a control tower? What a colossal waste of money.
News flash: Pilots do not need ATC "assistance" to land a plane. They need to to keep from hitting
other
planes, which is not an issue at all at a dead airport like this.
Boomhauer
2012-02-04 12:55:23 AM
Boomhauer
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need to to
...need
it
to...
Need more beer.
berniex
2012-02-04 12:56:21 AM
Um yes, mister pilot, thank you for approaching our airport, my name is ........Dennis, how may I provide you with excellent service today ?
Onkel Buck
2012-02-04 12:56:55 AM
Top that law enforcement, you glorified armed tax collectors
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-04 12:57:10 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
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I heard the same thing happened over Macho Grande
He'll never get over Macho Grande.
Phoenix_M
2012-02-04 01:01:40 AM
Emergency season 1 episode 6 approves!
ilgette
2012-02-04 01:02:12 AM
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Bazinga In My Pants
2012-02-04 01:02:22 AM
Since it hasn't been stated already,
this is a non-story, tardmitter.
/cheers!
RoyBatty
2012-02-04 01:06:58 AM
carnifex2005
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RoyBatty: Oh noes, pilots had to land at an uncontrolled airport, I'm surprised they all didn't crash and die. That firefighter is a hero.
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious and stop touching me.
/not serious
//stop touching me though.
emersonbiggins
2012-02-04 01:07:08 AM
Plane was probably flown by ottopilot anyways
Sim Tree
2012-02-04 01:08:09 AM
isn't it 'the wrong week to quit sniffing glue' not 'drinking', or am I thinking of something else?
brantgoose
2012-02-04 01:08:56 AM
You know, sometimes I think we ask too much of our fire men.
Getting cats down from trees, OK. The fire men have the long ladders. But somebody else should have to guide the airplanes down. They should round up some kids from the mall in the airport and promise them their choice of an XBox or a Wii or Playstation if they get the plane down without any casualties or major damage. As we Farkers know, any nine year old can do an air traffic controller's job.
Bigdogdaddy
2012-02-04 01:11:18 AM
At least it wasn't one of these guys.
JMacPA
2012-02-04 01:12:23 AM
Bazinga In My Pants
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Since it hasn't been stated already,
this is a non-story, tardmitter.
/cheers!
Fark, It's Not Ne---Oh, never mind they changed that. Carry on.
Bigdogdaddy
2012-02-04 01:13:23 AM
He was just trying to get these girls down safely. Who could blame him?
leonel
2012-02-04 01:15:44 AM
Surely you can't be serious!
wildcardjack
2012-02-04 01:18:58 AM
Okay..
I trained at an airport where after hours you could still cal up the landing lights after fark.
If you want to know the rest of my distaste look up L3 Air Traffic Control.
/Not yet part of the law suit.
chopit
2012-02-04 01:30:19 AM
leonel
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Surely you can't be serious!
No, of course we're not serious, you dumb fark. Christ.
/what a pisser
Manfred J. Hattan
2012-02-04 01:38:09 AM
RoyBatty
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Oh noes, pilots had to land at an uncontrolled airport, I'm surprised they all didn't crash and die. That firefighter is a hero.
OK, you're 100 percent right of course. But the poor bastard didn't know that when he got ordered up into the tower. "Hero" might be a bit much but can we at least credit him with not needing a change of underwear when he got the order?
/After all, he did pour every light they've got on to that field!
leonel
2012-02-04 01:43:01 AM
chopit
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leonel: Surely you can't be serious!
No, of course we're not serious, you dumb fark. Christ.
/what a pisser
Oh, well fark you too, then! I swear...
Mentat
2012-02-04 01:44:42 AM
Boomhauer
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An airport with seven flights a day has a control tower? What a colossal waste of money.
News flash: Pilots do not need ATC "assistance" to land a plane. They need to to keep from hitting other planes, which is not an issue at all at a dead airport like this.
It's an entirely different kind of flying all together.
JPINFV
2012-02-04 01:53:39 AM
Mentat
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Boomhauer: An airport with seven flights a day has a control tower? What a colossal waste of money.
News flash: Pilots do not need ATC "assistance" to land a plane. They need to to keep from hitting other planes, which is not an issue at all at a dead airport like this.
It's an entirely different kind of flying all together.
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
DarthBart
2012-02-04 01:53:50 AM
Boomhauer
:
An airport with seven flights a day has a control tower? What a colossal waste of money.
News flash: Pilots do not need ATC "assistance" to land a plane. They need to to keep from hitting other planes, which is not an issue at all at a dead airport like this.
The airport here (RSW) closes their tower at midnight. At that point, the pilots become responsible for their own separation.
Twitch Boy
2012-02-04 01:58:38 AM
Why pretend, subby? We all know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
kayanlau
2012-02-04 01:59:30 AM
Hero tag ... he deserves that ...
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-04 02:02:04 AM
Twitch Boy
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Why pretend, subby? We all know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Its really the only sensible thing to do. If its done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
The water was cold
2012-02-04 02:04:47 AM
.The control tower? What is it?
ds_4815
2012-02-04 02:10:48 AM
bulldg4life
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This is why the fireman should've let the planes crash so he could put the flames out, like he was trained.
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus
2012-02-04 02:22:45 AM
YOU'RE FIRED
Amishrabbit
2012-02-04 02:24:56 AM
Jeez, isn't it obvious why the controller didn't show up? There's a sale at Penney's!
Snapper Carr
2012-02-04 02:26:04 AM
I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-02-04 02:32:21 AM
And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
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2012-02-04 02:40:38 AM
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After the air traffic controllers failed to show up for their 07:00 start, airport deputy manager Janarthanan instructed Mr Basha, whose English was described as broken, to operate the radio in the control tower.
Airport Authority of India regional executive director D Devaraj told the Mail Today: "No-one doubts Basha's intention to help during a crisis. He wanted the flight to land safely. But he is untrained and must not attempt to do the ATC's job. Mere good intention is not enough in this case."
Wait. First he was instructed to do it, then afterward chastised for doing it? Make up your minds!
Makes me think that the fireman was probably of some lower caste. You can toss those people around at will, right ?
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