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$7.3 million a year or $7.3 million a goal. Either way, it's good work if you can get it
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hulk hogan meat shoes
2012-02-03 11:21:27 PM
Habs are a goddamn disgrace this year.
Killer Cars
2012-02-03 11:43:30 PM
Hey, at least Erik Cole has been good. Too bad he's also well on the wrong side of 30.
FastJeff
2012-02-03 11:44:57 PM
"
"We want this to be festive," Paquin said. "We're being satirical but we don't want to be disrespectful. We want fans to have fun and not to launch into personal attacks or be struck by collective despair."
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As a Habs fan.... lots of luck with that.
expobill
2012-02-03 11:45:51 PM
I thought this was about Fernando Torres.
9beers
2012-02-03 11:58:19 PM
His cap hit is 7.3 million, his salary is 8 million this season.
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2012-02-04 12:16:44 AM
Even Drury managed better.
ADubs86
2012-02-04 12:19:32 AM
expobill
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I thought this was about Fernando Torres.
Funny you should say that, I thought it was about Andy Carroll
Patterson
2012-02-04 01:05:47 AM
hulk hogan meat shoes
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Habs are a goddamn disgrace this year.
Ugh...THIS.
All I'm hoping for is an epic tank and a good draft pick.
HaywoodJablonski
2012-02-04 01:27:37 AM
ADubs86
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expobill: I thought this was about Fernando Torres.
Funny you should say that, I thought it was about Andy Carroll
I figured Tevez
iamreptar
2012-02-04 02:30:56 AM
I had Torres pegged.
merkey88
2012-02-04 02:32:41 AM
That is sad.
But what's sadder is I'm sure if he suits up tomorrow/today, he'll score against the Caps.
I get to go to the Bruins/Caps game on Super Bowl Sunday, fresh off off of Carolina's sweep of them. They'll be angry, and the Caps will be lost yet again.
/i can has playoffs?
animesucks
2012-02-04 02:57:41 AM
this is mean-spirited
intelligent comment below
2012-02-04 03:51:11 AM
HaywoodJablonski
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ADubs86: expobill: I thought this was about Fernando Torres.
Funny you should say that, I thought it was about Andy Carroll
I figured Tevez
Not Arshavin?
swahnhennessy
2012-02-04 04:25:10 AM
It'd be forgivable if he were playmaking, collecting assists and/or otherwise helping in some fashion. But he's not doing much of anything out there. I was shocked and dismayed when the Habs traded for him - not because I like the Canadiens, but because I enjoy seeing Sather and the Rangers pay the price for their dumb free agent signings. I couldn't believe they were able to dump that contract. Even so, I didn't expect Gomez to be as bad as he has been. Mediocre, sure. Not worth half that contract, of course. But it seems that each year he's gotten worse and worse to the point that next year, assuming he's not been bought out or buried in the minors, he'll somehow get negative points.
9beers
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His cap hit is 7.3 million, his salary is 8 million this season.
That was last season. It's $7.5 this year. A bargain!
HaywoodJablonski
2012-02-04 04:51:40 AM
intelligent comment below
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HaywoodJablonski: ADubs86: expobill: I thought this was about Fernando Torres.
Funny you should say that, I thought it was about Andy Carroll
I figured Tevez
Not Arshavin?
That's a low blow
mikelepage
2012-02-04 06:21:43 AM
Patterson
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hulk hogan meat shoes: Habs are a goddamn disgrace this year.
Ugh...THIS.
All I'm hoping for is an epic tank and a good draft pick.
Even if they get the pick, if Gauthier is still GM he'll trade it away for some poutine and a couple of those new-fangled carbon sticks. He's a complete buffoon.
And yes, I realize it was Gainey who actually made the Gomez move. I still think he must have been pissed off or drunk.
And to top everything off, there are huge rumours that Pierre Maguire is being considered as the new GM. I swear if that happens I'll never watch another Habs game.
/fan for over 33 years
//still miss Koivu
///would still punch Mario Tremblay in the face if I met him
jakomo002
2012-02-04 07:10:46 AM
mikelepage
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And yes, I realize it was Gainey who actually made the Gomez move. I still think he must have been pissed off or drunk.
Especially since he essentially threw in Ryan Farkin McDonough.
Klitch
2012-02-04 07:41:33 AM
He was so dynamic with the Devils for years, sad to see him struggle like this
Silvara
2012-02-04 08:23:58 AM
mikelepage
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And to top everything off, there are huge rumours that Pierre Maguire is being considered as the new GM. I swear if that happens I'll never watch another Habs game.
That would be....ugh. He's a creepy little gnome that really shouldn't be anywhere near hockey.
I'm sad for the Habs this year. Price could only prop them up for so long, and now even he's tired. It's been a really sad season to watch as a Habs fan.
FreakinB
2012-02-04 08:28:09 AM
hulk hogan meat shoes
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Habs are a goddamn disgrace this year.
Killer Cars
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Hey, at least Erik Cole has been good. Too bad he's also well on the wrong side of 30.
Patterson
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All I'm hoping for is an epic tank and a good draft pick.
Well, Desharnais has been quite the fill-in on my fantasy team while Mikko Koivu's been out. I'm most likely keeping him and dropping someone else when Koivu comes back. So, um, there's that.
swahnhennessy
2012-02-04 08:35:21 AM
Silvara
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That would be....ugh. He's a creepy little gnome that really shouldn't be anywhere near hockey.
I dunno. I think of him as the Dick Vitale of hockey. He's creepy and annoying, but he knows his stuff.
puckrock2000
2012-02-04 08:43:16 AM
merkey88
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That is sad.
But what's sadder is I'm sure if he suits up tomorrow/today, he'll score against the Caps.
I get to go to the Bruins/Caps game on Super Bowl Sunday, fresh off off of Carolina's sweep of them. They'll be angry, and the Caps will be lost yet again.
/i can has playoffs?
The B's have to get by the Penguins on Saturday first.
Yanks_RSJ
2012-02-04 09:15:32 AM
jakomo002
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mikelepage: And yes, I realize it was Gainey who actually made the Gomez move. I still think he must have been pissed off or drunk.
Especially since he essentially threw in Ryan Farkin McDonough.
He was out-smarted by Glen Sather. Think about that for a second.
Ishkur
2012-02-04 09:59:56 AM
An even better website than the one listed in TFA is
DidGomezScore?
.
It reminds me of the time when Wade Belak held the goal drought ironman streak, and Sportsnet ran a funny parody about whether he could make it another season without scoring, and he was a good sport about it and even had a cameo in the expose. "Typical Toronto media, always looking at the negative side of things!"
But the thing is, Wade Belak wasn't expected to score goals, so he can make light of that situation and himself.
Gomez has no excuse.
DrVoice
2012-02-04 10:27:48 AM
I can't believe that the Habs took Tomas Kaberle's salary off of our hands. I'm not complaining, though.
9beers
2012-02-04 10:28:42 AM
swahnhennessy
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That was last season. It's $7.5 this year. A bargain!
My bad, you're right. This changes everything.
Malcolm_Sex
2012-02-04 01:17:02 PM
Haha my dad left this morning to go to the game on Sunday. I gave him a party hat to wear.
gamempire
2012-02-04 02:02:59 PM
Damn, thats better than Lee Evans' $1.2 million per catch this season for the Ravens.
Captain Carrot Cake
2012-02-04 02:32:39 PM
I am a waiter in Montreal and I have served Scott Gomez several times. He has always been a good tipper and, more importantly, a pretty nice guy. He even interrupted a meeting he was having at the restaurant in his first season to chat with a young kid whose family I know for a few minutes.
I feel bad for the guy and i hope he scores, but I couldn't really care less. I think modern pro sports in North America are just plain boring.
Go Scotty!
DarkSoulNoHope
2012-02-04 02:49:22 PM
New Jersey is glad to be rid of him.
LemSkroob
2012-02-04 03:58:17 PM
thank you for Ryan McDonagh!!!
(and Prust and Gaborik via later moves from that trade)
LemSkroob
2012-02-04 03:59:35 PM
Yanks_RSJ
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jakomo002: mikelepage: And yes, I realize it was Gainey who actually made the Gomez move. I still think he must have been pissed off or drunk.
Especially since he essentially threw in Ryan Farkin McDonough.
He was out-smarted by Glen Sather. Think about that for a second.
Sather is a trading genius. Sucks donkey meat at most UFAs though.
expobill
2012-02-04 04:04:13 PM
Captain Carrot Cake
:
I am a waiter in Montreal and I have served Scott Gomez several times. He has always been a good tipper and, more importantly, a pretty nice guy. He even interrupted a meeting he was having at the restaurant in his first season to chat with a young kid whose family I know for a few minutes.
I feel bad for the guy and i hope he scores, but I couldn't really care less. I think modern pro sports in North America are just plain boring.
Go Scotty!
nice story.... he was never a favorite player of mine, because we never re dup on how people are in real life.
pro sports athletes have lost their desire to play recently.
expobill
2012-02-04 04:05:01 PM
expobill
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nice story.... he was never a favorite player of mine, because we never read up on how people are in real life.
IAmRight
2012-02-04 04:15:45 PM
I wouldn't want to be paid $7.3 million/goal because I'd probably still end up with $0.
I'll take the season's worth of pay.
Sorry Habs, Gomez and your goalie came from my hometown's WHL team :(
russlar
2012-02-04 04:20:10 PM
I prefer
this one
/41 minutes
mikelepage
2012-02-05 07:21:35 AM
Captain Carrot Cake
:
I am a waiter in Montreal and I have served Scott Gomez several times. He has always been a good tipper and, more importantly, a pretty nice guy.
I'd like to think I'd be a nice guy and a good tipper if I was making the money he was and have only to provide output like that. Hell, I'd invite you to join me at the table and pay for your meal!
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