Yay! I'm special!

We already have St Patrick's Day, dude...

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Isn't that already March through January?

The dirty I-Ties put in the fix for Columbus Day, and then there's Cinco de Mayo, and Chinese New Year, so there are exceptions...

Rep. Cecil Ash, a Republican from Mesa, is suggesting Arizona needs a holiday for white people.

The same city that gave us Russell Pearce- coauthor of SB1070, the 'breathing while brown' law. I grew up in this city. It's a large city/suburb of Phoenix. It's the closest you'll get to small town paranoia that you'll get outside of small towns.

"I'm supportive of this proposition. I just want them to assure me that when we do become in the minority you'll have a day for us," Ash said.

....

"Good idea. Like they have Cinco de Mayo for Mexicans. We need something for whites," another commented.

You want a holiday that commemorates the only battle your country won before being conquered by the French?

*blink*

I'm of German descent and have a picture of my great uncle in a SS Uniform. Happy to pitch in.

Great idea! We can hold it during Men's History Month! But not the same week as the straight pride parade, ok?

Presidents day was a white holiday then Obama had to ruin it, by not being white.
That just leaves Columbus day, Christmas, Halloween, St Valentines day,

Paris1127: Great idea! We can hold it during Men's History Month! But not the same week as the straight pride parade, ok?

Yeah I remember back in school I never heard about men in history class.
And speak for yourself about no straight pride parades, being an openly heterosexual male I parade every time I walk down the street.

When are we going to get our own tag?

but don't you dare call them racist!

spongeboob: And speak for yourself about no straight pride parades, being an openly heterosexual male I parade every time I walk down the street.

That's the world I want to live in. Women expose cleavage left and right. We need public heterosexual boners.

hubiestubert: We already have St Patrick's Day, dude...

I'm not Irish.

djkutch: spongeboob: And speak for yourself about no straight pride parades, being an openly heterosexual male I parade every time I walk down the street.

That's the world I want to live in. Women expose cleavage left and right. We need public heterosexual boners.

If you want to live come with me

bigpeeler: hubiestubert: We already have St Patrick's Day, dude...

I'm not Irish.

We know. You can afford $5 a month.

Nathan Bedford Forrest's birthday?

So... Black & White History Month?

So, Arizona is turning MLK Day back into R.E.Lee Day? Don't forget this is the state that elects McCain, who fought MLK Day longer than just about anyone else.

bigpeeler: hubiestubert: We already have St Patrick's Day, dude...

I'm not Irish.

And that stops how many folks from boozing on St. Pat's?

I suggest AFID.

Arizona Forced Independence Day.

Or AGTFO, if you'd prefer.

Car_Ramrod: White people sure are whiny little biatches.

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"I'm not racist but..." Always a crowd pleaser.

Thanksgiving. White holiday or whitest holiday?

spongeboob: djkutch: spongeboob: And speak for yourself about no straight pride parades, being an openly heterosexual male I parade every time I walk down the street.

That's the world I want to live in. Women expose cleavage left and right. We need public heterosexual boners.

If you want to live come with me


Are there boobies?

ongbok: bigpeeler: hubiestubert: We already have St Patrick's Day, dude...

I'm not Irish.

Well then

Columbus Day
Casimir Pulaski Day
George Washington Birthday

Huh, interesting. I know there are some schools hereabouts named after Pulaski but had no idea who he was. There are quite a few Poles around here.

And Republican victimhood passes another station on the crazy train.

rohar: tomWright: bigpeeler: hubiestubert: We already have St Patrick's Day, dude...

I'm not Irish.

I'm English. We hunt the Irish

I'm Norwegian, we hunt the Irish and the English.

/and enjoy eating fish pickled in toxic chemicals



You lye!

qorkfiend: spongeboob: Presidents day was a white holiday then Obama had to ruin it, by not being white.
That just leaves Columbus day, Christmas, Halloween, St Valentines day,

Easter, Labor Day (though it IS tainted by the unions), Memorial Day, Veterans Day, Independence Day, Super Bowl Sunday, Super Bowl Monday...

I missed Easter, and can't believe that I forgot Independence day,
but Labor Day that is kind of socialist, Veterans day doesn't count because there were blacks in World War1(yeah I know every war had blacks, but Veterans day celebrates November 11th armistice day) Thanksgiving I left out because there were Indians involved.

Pennsylvania already has the perfect Holiday for these folks, the Monday after Thanksgiving. First day of Buck for the guys and dear lonely ladies day (shopping) for the women.
Real Pennsylvanians know what I am talking about.

Christmas is the easy answer.

TheMadChaosopher: Why don't we just designate an entire MONTH as a national holiday to celebrate white history! We can do it in February! That wont be racist, will it?

You begrudge them one month when the other 11 months are de-facto white history months?