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		Erotic filmmaker Zalman King dies at 69 (variety.com)		51
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One Bad Apple

2012-02-03 06:40:22 PM

I shall fap at half mast tonight

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-03 06:43:05 PM

Too bad it was "at" and not "during"

No YOU'RE a Towel

2012-02-03 06:43:51 PM

It's funny because 69 is a sex act.

gopher321

2012-02-03 07:59:34 PM

No YOU'RE a Towel: It's funny because 69 is a sex act.

No it's not.

djkutch

2012-02-03 08:33:59 PM

9 1/2 Weeks was a pantie dropper during the early 90's. RIP helpful video date night, dude.

Apos

2012-02-03 08:47:10 PM

Kim Basinger was an absolute scorcher of a beauty back then.

She still looks good actually.

Sleep well,Zal. And thank you.

theflatline

2012-02-03 09:39:51 PM

9 1/2 weeks should be on every mans list on how to begin to learn the art of seduction.

And with Red Shoes we learned Duchovny was a pervert.

calbert

2012-02-03 09:42:44 PM

9 1/2 weeks helps you determine if you have a food fetish or not.

I do not.

zerkalo

2012-02-03 09:52:19 PM

And nary a mention of Jackie Treehorn

Wither thou, Fark?

fusillade762

2012-02-03 09:52:19 PM

Anyone else being required to log in before they can read TFA?

farkingismybusiness

2012-02-03 10:00:25 PM

Did he leave his hat on?

The Shatner Incident

2012-02-03 10:01:04 PM

Zalman King treats objects like women, man.

farkingismybusiness

2012-02-03 10:04:17 PM

theflatline: 9 1/2 weeks should be on every mans list on how to begin to learn the art of seduction.

And with Red Shoes we learned Duchovny was a pervert.
i.imgur.com

He's a sick freak.

Porous Horace

2012-02-03 10:04:59 PM

FTA:
Director Zalman King dies at 69
Hyphenate best known for erotic films, TV series

Hyphenate? I thought he was a heterosexual Jewish male.

drewsclues

2012-02-03 10:25:09 PM

In my younger years, I loved his work. But, there was always too much static in the frame for my taste. Sometimes I could just make out a nipple before it disappeared behind the next wave of snow.

One Bad Apple

2012-02-03 10:35:32 PM

zerkalo: And nary a mention of Jackie Treehorn

Wither thou, Fark?

Several other headlines were submitted but not picked

MatrixOutsider

2012-02-03 10:36:08 PM

RIP

hbk72777

2012-02-03 10:43:49 PM

Red Shoe Diaries + freeze frame was what we had before the internet

you are a puppet

2012-02-03 11:00:07 PM

drewsclues: In my younger years, I loved his work. But, there was always too much static in the frame for my taste. Sometimes I could just make out a nipple before it disappeared behind the next wave of snow.

lol. Kids these days don't know how good they have it. Fuzzy softcore and victorias secrets catalogs was all we had in those days.

carnifex2005

2012-02-03 11:23:44 PM

And a scene from his most infamous work. (NSFW)

/ Yes, they really were doing it.
// And yes, it was hot.

IlGreven

2012-02-03 11:30:54 PM

gopher321: No YOU'RE a Towel: It's funny because 69 is a sex act.

No it's not.

See, it's funny because we don't know whether you think it's not funny or if you don't consider 69 to be a sex act.

therecksays

2012-02-03 11:33:35 PM

I think It is in a Zalman King movie when I first saw Denise Crosby naked so good on him.

thisispete

2012-02-04 12:17:18 AM

stoli n coke

2012-02-04 12:22:52 AM

you are a puppet: drewsclues: In my younger years, I loved his work. But, there was always too much static in the frame for my taste. Sometimes I could just make out a nipple before it disappeared behind the next wave of snow.

lol. Kids these days don't know how good they have it. Fuzzy softcore and victorias secrets catalogs was all we had in those days.

Don't forget the SI swimsuit issue.

Also back then, if you had actual porn you had to Macguyver yourself a hiding place for it. Teenagers today have it way too easy.

As a tribute to this guy, they should have a live feed of his funeral. Scrambled, of course.

Birnone

2012-02-04 12:24:55 AM

Two Moon Junction, with Sherilyn Fenn. That's where it's at.

farkingismybusiness

2012-02-04 12:26:02 AM

stoli n coke: Also back then, if you had actual porn you had to Macguyver yourself a hiding place for it. Teenagers today have it way too easy.

Nothing better than finding woods porn. Crazy how often that happened.

goatleggedfellow

2012-02-04 12:30:12 AM

MatrixOutsider: [www.nvnews.net image 460x388]

RIP

Thank you.

/cool guy
//was always a fan
///really knew how to fill a box

rickycal78

2012-02-04 12:37:56 AM

farkingismybusiness: stoli n coke: Also back then, if you had actual porn you had to Macguyver yourself a hiding place for it. Teenagers today have it way too easy.

Nothing better than finding woods porn. Crazy how often that happened.

I never understood that one. I never ever found porn in the woods when I was younger. Found a 6 pack of PBR in the woods back in the day, but never porn. Much of the porn me and my friends found was in dumpsters outside of the few gas stations that sold magazines, and most ended up stashed in the little "fort" we had up in the rafters of one of those friends' garage.

four95

2012-02-04 12:48:14 AM

RIP Salman Rushdie

NewportBarGuy

2012-02-04 12:50:48 AM

You gave me a lot of material to jerk off to. Thank you, sir. RIP

hbk72777

2012-02-04 12:53:00 AM

rickycal78: farkingismybusiness: stoli n coke: Also back then, if you had actual porn you had to Macguyver yourself a hiding place for it. Teenagers today have it way too easy.

Nothing better than finding woods porn. Crazy how often that happened.

I never understood that one. I never ever found porn in the woods when I was younger. Found a 6 pack of PBR in the woods back in the day, but never porn. Much of the porn me and my friends found was in dumpsters outside of the few gas stations that sold magazines, and most ended up stashed in the little "fort" we had up in the rafters of one of those friends' garage.

Really? Both house I lived in growing up had woods right next door. I was always finding old playboys, hustlers, etc. And condoms, lots of used condoms.

/must've been a lot of people with poison ivy on the genitals in the 80's

braedan

2012-02-04 01:11:14 AM

lixivium

2012-02-04 01:16:43 AM

I'll always have a soft spot and a hard on for "Lake Consequence"

/yes I know he was a writer and not director for that

LewDux

2012-02-04 02:02:16 AM

Rip salmon

Ishkur

2012-02-04 03:16:57 AM

Before the internet, teenagers would try to catch Zalmon King's baby blue movies on late night cable television (or HBO) for masturbatory release.

I'm not afraid to admit that Wild Orchid provided many much needed visual aids for hormone-charged fap sessions in my youth.

Rest in Peace good sir. You have made an indelible impact on masturbators everywhere.

Eric The Pilot

2012-02-04 05:01:17 AM

theflatline:

And with Red Shoes we learned Duchovny was a pervert.

Huh, I learned that from The X-Files

/"You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation."

LonMead

2012-02-04 06:45:32 AM

R.I.P. KING SALMON

www.virginmedia.com

sprag

2012-02-04 08:06:08 AM

lixivium: I'll always have a soft spot and a hard on for "Lake Consequence"

/yes I know he was a writer and not director for that

Mmmm, Joan Severance.

StoPPeRmobile

2012-02-04 08:41:29 AM

sprag: lixivium: I'll always have a soft spot and a hard on for "Lake Consequence"

/yes I know he was a writer and not director for that

Mmmm, Joan Severance.

www.fashionscene.nl

Filename? Yes please.

Zerochance

2012-02-04 10:48:17 AM

That last scene in Wild Orchid? Whew...

That was actually on Instant Queue not too long ago, so I thought "what the hell?"

Carre Otis was just a scorching, jaw-dropping beauty. Too bad she's gone under the knife one too many times and now looks like a goddamn cat which is a such a shame. She would have aged so gracefully.

carnifex2005

2012-02-04 10:48:45 AM

Eric The Pilot: theflatline:

And with Red Shoes we learned Duchovny was a pervert.

Huh, I learned that from The X-Files

/"You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation."

X-Files? I learned that from It's Garry Shandling's Show.

/ I'm sensing a trend here.

Mrbogey

2012-02-04 11:23:28 AM

I was surprised to find an exploitation movie from a long time ago where Zalman King played a biker who abused and killed young women. Kinda hard to see the man who is well known for his seductive films being a cad.

2012-02-04 03:23:57 PM

Wow, my wife and I watched an episode of Red Shoe Diaries last night. I didn't even know he'd died until reading this today.

/Denise Crosby as a shrink was pretty hot.

movieman_1979

2012-02-04 05:12:56 PM

He actually did a bit of "acting" if anyone cares to track down Galaxy of Terror.

Did he have a hand in Animal Instincts or Mirror Images 2? If so, awesome. If not, still fond memories.

.....mmmm, Shannon Tweed.

gerbilpox

2012-02-04 07:03:54 PM

d3: Wow, my wife and I watched an episode of Red Shoe Diaries last night. I didn't even know he'd died until reading this today.

/Denise Crosby as a shrink was pretty hot.

Call me crazy, but I like my women to have boobies.

Uncle Pooky

2012-02-04 07:45:41 PM

Thank you for introducing me to Brigitte Bako.

Ragnaroks

2012-02-04 09:06:33 PM

gerbilpox: d3: Wow, my wife and I watched an episode of Red Shoe Diaries last night. I didn't even know he'd died until reading this today.

/Denise Crosby as a shrink was pretty hot.

Call me crazy, but I like my women to have boobies.

On what planet does Denise Crosby not have boobies? It people like you who cause women today to bolt on ridicutits^tm

/Aged well, she has not, but Denise Crosby was hot.

Pandora's Litterbox

2012-02-05 05:16:38 AM

Mrbogey: I was surprised to find an exploitation movie from a long time ago where Zalman King played a biker who abused and killed young women. Kinda hard to see the man who is well known for his seductive films being a cad.

It bore a thousand titles for a million different geographical film markets (as did almost every b-film from the sixties and seventies). It appeared under the completely bland (and wholly inappropriate moniker) moniker of "A Trip With The Teacher" on the 50-films-on-10-DVDs set I was gag gifted it at an office Christmas party a few years back. He was quite unnervingly convincing as an unpredictable, burnt-out, woman-hating psycho even if the film itself was crap on a reel.

RIP, Zalmon. Thanks for all that you left behind.

Pandora's Litterbox

2012-02-05 05:17:29 AM

Oh, f*ck. ZalmAn.

Mrbogey

2012-02-05 10:01:57 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: It appeared under the completely bland (and wholly inappropriate moniker) moniker of "A Trip With The Teacher" on the 50-films-on-10-DVDs set I was gag gifted it at an office Christmas party a few years back.

Yea, that's the one I saw it on.

I love those sets if only because there's usually a few gems on them and discovering those gems are awesome.

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