That peanut butter and chocolate syrup is gonna be pretty handy in jail.

There is a Neon, KY...dunno about Kansas.

/wish it was Kansas

I'm sure he'll be found Nut Guilty by Reese's of Insanity.

SOUNDS LIKE MY FRIDAY NIGHT

/YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Teen Wolf Blitzer: That peanut butter and chocolate syrup is gonna be pretty handy in jail.

If used properly, it could serve as a deterrent right?

/right???

It's the equivalent of someone from the US not knowing the difference between Leeds and Manchester.

It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging peanut butter and chocolate doesn't understand.
Their son is working for the Daily Fail,
It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

I'm not gonna lie, when I was in high school my friend and I were making a movie with his dad's video camera, and in one scene I undressed, covered myself in syrup, and climbed a tree (I was supposed to be a chimp.) It wasn't that bad until the syrup started to dry. It got really sticky and itchy. It was a biatch to hose off.

IGA's are still around? huh
/the sub sub walmart crowd frequent iga

He also spelled out 'Sorry' on the floor using NyQuill

Nothing says 'Sorry' quite like busting open a few bottles of NyQuill and using it to spell words on the floor. I imagine him sitting beside his sorry sign looking up at the store manager with a defeated, puppy-dog look in his eyes. Life has defeated this person.

I wager he got stoned, met a hot (imaginary) girl that promised to lick that stuff off and then he came down. He saw she didn't exist, so he felt sad and sticky.

From the picture included in this well-written article, I am forced to deduce that the great state of Kansas is a great deal more mountainous than I was led to believe by the classic motion picture The Wizard of Oz.

Offender: It's the equivalent of someone from the US not knowing the difference between Leeds and Manchester.

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Which really doesn't make it any better, because even if I didn't know the difference between Leeds and Manchester, I'd know they were two different places because they have different names.

God damnit, I read that as supermodel burglar.

I suppose he has a Peter Pan complex...

/talk about your animated jifs.

Walker: A man was arrested after he broke into a Kentucky grocery store and was found with peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over his naked body.

Andrew Toothman, 22, didn't tell police why he felt the need to break into the Food World IGA in the small town of Neon, Kansas

I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.



/FTDFY

KANSAS:

NOT KANSAS:

He was charged with burglary in the 3rd degree, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure as he was only wearing black boots and his sugary treats.

You could tell they just had to throw that into the last sentence.

Wait! Was it SMOOTH peanut butter or CRUNCHY? And what brand? Choosy moms want to know...