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Walker [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 07:50:38 PM
Two words: Go on
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 07:59:01 PM
I hope this isn't the start of a nasty trend....
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 08:34:44 PM
One word: puke
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 08:56:42 PM
That sounds awful. This bacon fetishism has got to end.
 
ultraholland
2012-02-03 08:59:54 PM
It brings all the boars to the yard.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:15:15 PM
Two words: Just. Stop.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:23:07 PM
I like bacon as much as anyone, but come on...

/y'all are goin' hog wild
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:24:41 PM
Two words: Puke Bag.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:25:01 PM
Scrapple, I could see. But not bacon.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:27:55 PM
Take thin (1/4" - 6 mm) slices of scrapple and sear them lean in a well seasoned cast iron skillet at medium heat. Coat in a mixtture of honey and maple syrup and hit it with a blow torch until caramelized. Top with soft home made butter pecan.

And then tell me I'm wrong.
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:42:53 PM
One word: no.
 
Makh [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:44:00 PM
Just buy this stuff and cook with it. Problem solved.

Lardo (new window)
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:47:01 PM
I just adore milkshakes and bacon is its own food group (peameal trumps strips by a wide margin)

Those two things, however, don't belong together.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:47:27 PM
Makh: Just buy this stuff and cook with it. Problem solved.

Lardo (new window)

I thought I had eaten everything there was to eat in Europe. And then, suddenly, all things old are new again.

I can't believe I haven't had any, let alone been denied the pleasure. It looks absolutely delicious.
 
Smoke14 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 09:59:10 PM
:: hork ::
 
squirrel2k [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 11:08:41 PM
Meh. Slater's 50/50 (the restaurant whose burgers are 50% ground beef and 50% bacon) has been selling a MAPLE bacon milkshake for years.
 
Godscrack [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 11:16:47 PM
Extreme food bomb trend is old already.

Tell Big Pharma to try another tactic.
 
WhyteRaven74
2012-02-03 11:49:50 PM
squirrel2k: MAPLE bacon milkshake for years.

WANT MUST HAVE!
 
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-02-03 11:54:12 PM
I'd rather smoke Lyndsey Lohan's pubic hair out of a newly-emptied tuna can.
 
Yizuman
2012-02-03 11:54:58 PM
Tub of Lard Milkshake
 
Fista-Phobia
2012-02-03 11:56:30 PM
ow my triglycerides.
 
ReapTheChaos
2012-02-03 11:57:14 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
lizaardvark
2012-02-03 11:58:46 PM
Three words: boring attention whores.
 
Notabunny
2012-02-03 11:58:54 PM
fta "Real bacon? Ugh no. It's just a flavored shake, flavored with syrup, I think."

Two words: Pork Squeezins
 
four95
2012-02-04 12:00:13 AM
Did somebody say BACON???

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Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-02-04 12:00:45 AM
Notabunny: fta "Real bacon? Ugh no. It's just a flavored shake, flavored with syrup, I think."

Two words: Pork Squeezins

Bacon-flavored syrup is actually distilled from Paula Deen's underboob sweat.
 
Bacontastesgood
2012-02-04 12:02:23 AM
I got 99 bacons but Jack in the Box ain't one.
 
Harry_Seldon
2012-02-04 12:04:40 AM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: I'd rather smoke Lyndsey Lohan's pubic hair out of a newly-emptied tuna can.


fap?
 
Harry_Seldon
2012-02-04 12:05:59 AM
...and they tease us with the Jumbaco
 
Notabunny
2012-02-04 12:06:27 AM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: Notabunny: fta "Real bacon? Ugh no. It's just a flavored shake, flavored with syrup, I think."

Two words: Pork Squeezins

Bacon-flavored syrup is actually distilled from Paula Deen's underboob sweat.

Paula Cheese?
 
KilaKitu
2012-02-04 12:06:30 AM
Click through and read the Update/review of the shake..... one word: horrific.
 
w00ty
2012-02-04 12:08:04 AM
zort! i was JUST talking to someone about this.

although I like "Bacon Shake" better
 
Bloody William
2012-02-04 12:08:25 AM
Am I the only one here tired of this bacon bullshiat? Yes, it's a great meat. In moderation, in certain dishes and wish breakfast. It's not the farking Jesus of meats, it's the farking Chuck Norris slightly before he went completely retarded of meats.

You know what deserves worship? Corned beef, 2nd avenue deli. Or pastrami, Katz's. Or a nice Texas brisket. And that's just from a cow, which HAS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SUPERIOR MEAT ANIMAL TO PIGS NO MATTER HOW TASTY PORK MIGHT BE.

I need to get a crock pot and some swag stew meat, cook it for like ten hours with some vegetables from the farmer's market, and have a delicious stew that's better than any bacon could be.
 
Bloody William
2012-02-04 12:09:00 AM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: Notabunny: fta "Real bacon? Ugh no. It's just a flavored shake, flavored with syrup, I think."

Two words: Pork Squeezins

Bacon-flavored syrup is actually distilled from Paula Deen's underboob sweat.

I threw up in my mouth a little.

And I got a half-chub.
 
rockforever
2012-02-04 12:09:06 AM
I've done this many, many times. Real bacon, real milkshake. All badass.
 
Bazinga In My Pants
2012-02-04 12:14:06 AM
Two more words: subby's mom

/not sure which would taste worst.

//Cheers!
 
DreamSnipers
2012-02-04 12:16:29 AM
That thing sounds hideous.
 
ds_4815
2012-02-04 12:18:41 AM
Our university café has sold it for a couple of years now. Nothing much, best I can describe it is "smoked chocolate".

/Assuming you made it with chocolate ice cream in the first place, of course
 
MrZoner
2012-02-04 12:19:31 AM
rockforever: I've done this many, many times. Real bacon, real milkshake. All badass.

You mispelled fatass
 
bigbadideasinaction
2012-02-04 12:41:26 AM
Bloody William: Am I the only one here tired of this bacon bullshiat? Yes, it's a great meat. In moderation, in certain dishes and wish breakfast. It's not the farking Jesus of meats, it's the farking Chuck Norris slightly before he went completely retarded of meats.

You know what deserves worship? Corned beef, 2nd avenue deli. Or pastrami, Katz's. Or a nice Texas brisket. And that's just from a cow, which HAS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SUPERIOR MEAT ANIMAL TO PIGS NO MATTER HOW TASTY PORK MIGHT BE.

I need to get a crock pot and some swag stew meat, cook it for like ten hours with some vegetables from the farmer's market, and have a delicious stew that's better than any bacon could be.

I have a leg of lamb cooked in spinach and tomato for tomorrow, and slow-cooker chili for Sunday.

Bacon is tasty, but if people think it's the greatest meat, they're just not cooking the other stuff right.
 
Silent But Deadly
2012-02-04 12:46:58 AM
Marcus Aurelius: Scrapple

Never heard of that before, learned something new today. Kinda like home-made spam (a little).
 
burninbeaver
2012-02-04 01:00:23 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
swgchef
2012-02-04 01:05:22 AM
Two more words: Velvet Elvis

A shake with peanut butter, bananas & bacon.

http://craverealburgers.com/shakes/
 
Satanic_Hamster
2012-02-04 01:26:13 AM
Bloody William: Am I the only one here tired of this bacon bullshiat? Yes, it's a great meat. In moderation, in certain dishes and wish breakfast. It's not the farking Jesus of meats, it's the farking Chuck Norris slightly before he went completely retarded of meats.

You know what deserves worship? Corned beef, 2nd avenue deli. Or pastrami, Katz's. Or a nice Texas brisket. And that's just from a cow, which HAS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SUPERIOR MEAT ANIMAL TO PIGS NO MATTER HOW TASTY PORK MIGHT BE.

I need to get a crock pot and some swag stew meat, cook it for like ten hours with some vegetables from the farmer's market, and have a delicious stew that's better than any bacon could be.

Sounds good but needs some bacon and Jack.

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Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2012-02-04 01:34:18 AM
Next they will have a bacon edible lube...oh, they do?

/Really, this bacon thing is so fabricated and anybody that buys this type of shiat is no better than a hipster.
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2012-02-04 01:45:06 AM
Satanic_Hamster:
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buckler [TotalFark]
2012-02-04 01:45:56 AM
Makh: Just buy this stuff and cook with it. Problem solved.

Lardo (new window)

Why does the image show it sliced thinly and served with wine, as though you were just going to eat shaved bits of uncooked fat?
 
Makh [TotalFark]
2012-02-04 01:51:36 AM
buckler: Why does the image show it sliced thinly and served with wine, as though you were just going to eat shaved bits of uncooked fat?

Because some amateurs need wine with it. I don't think they have heard of the ice cream scoop method. :P
 
Gawdzila
2012-02-04 02:23:48 AM
Look, I love bacon, I love bacon with other stuff, and I love milkshakes but... god, no. Just... no.
Bacon is not good in everything.
 
Gawdzila
2012-02-04 02:30:05 AM
Bloody William: And that's just from a cow, which HAS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SUPERIOR MEAT ANIMAL TO PIGS NO MATTER HOW TASTY PORK MIGHT BE.

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