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1-800-GET-THIN: "They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die"
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FlashHarry
2012-02-03 04:37:48 PM
clearly we should cap all medical lawsuits at $25,000....
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-03 04:44:29 PM
She got thinner, didn't she?
TheDumbBlonde
2012-02-03 04:45:45 PM
While all surgeries have inherent risks, avoiding practices called 1-800-GET-THIN might mitigate some of those risks.
LarryDan43
2012-02-03 04:47:23 PM
Im Ellen and im an attorney and all im legally allowed to say is ritoxor results are nothing short of shocking.
FlashHarry
2012-02-03 04:47:33 PM
TheDumbBlonde
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While all surgeries have inherent risks, avoiding practices called 1-800-GET-THIN might mitigate some of those risks.
they market that stuff like LASIK now. it's strip-mall surgery... yet it's still surgery, with all the risks of infection. then again, when your surgeon got his degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, all bets are off...
Weaver95
2012-02-03 04:48:14 PM
He continued that it is criminal negligence to "Not tell patients like John's wife that they cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die."
well obviously we can't have them dying in the front lobby. the cleaning staff charges extra for corpse removal and disposal!
Bladel
2012-02-03 04:56:02 PM
Good thing she didn't use some sort of government-run clinic or go to *gulp* Canada....
Dumski
2012-02-03 05:12:35 PM
FTFA.
"KCAL 9 spoke with John Faitro (video above), who lost his wife Laura in July 2010 just days after her Lap-Band surgery, and Faitro's attorney, Alexander Robertson."
Did anyone else see this? Apparently they lost Faitro's attorney as well as the wife. That is quite a coincidence.
brigid_fitch
2012-02-03 05:13:59 PM
Ugh, I HATE these places. A friend of mine had gastric bypass and walked out of 4 doctors' offices because they were stacking up lap-band patient surgeries like mad. No psychological exam, no counseling, no follow-up w/a dietician--just, "Oh, you'll lose weight in no time!" It's not a miracle pill--those surgeries are just to kick-start your weight loss and force you to eat sensibly. However, if nobody bothers to retrain someone who's been eating Whoppers & fries most of their lives, it's not going to work & they'll have complications.
Places like this prey on women with low self-esteem who are desperate to lose weight. And they perform so many surgeries, right after another, that mistakes are made during the procedure and little to no after-care is given.
Amos Quito
2012-02-03 05:49:01 PM
Meh, a week in ijuana is cheaper and more effective.
The pounds just run right out.
Amos Quito
2012-02-03 05:50:56 PM
Amos Quito
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Meh, a week in
Tijuana
is cheaper and more effective.
The pounds just run right out.
FTFM.
See THIS also.
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namegoeshere
2012-02-03 06:24:09 PM
A death rate of 1 in 2000 seems high to me for an elective surgery.
TheDumbBlonde
2012-02-03 06:33:35 PM
namegoeshere
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A death rate of 1 in 2000 seems high to me for an elective surgery.
Not when the doctor's office is next to a Pier One and you have Groupon.
basemetal
2012-02-03 06:47:41 PM
I know a cheaper, safer and well known alternative method that is totally non invasive.
ShawnDoc
2012-02-03 06:47:53 PM
Giant billboards along the Interstate aren't a good way to choose a surgeon? Who knew?
Gig103
2012-02-03 06:51:33 PM
basemetal
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I know a cheaper, safer and well known alternative method that is totally non invasive.
Yes, but surveys show that elective surgery tests higher than both diet and exercise.
/Better off Ted joke
//But it's true
Dumski
2012-02-03 06:53:46 PM
Every goddamn surgeon wants a piece of the Laproscopic surgery trend. Good money, and less risk than open surgery.....usually.
All it takes is a doctor going too fast with his scope and tools to create nicks in the liver, bowel, etc.
Patient gets discharged with a leak in the abdomen, develops sepsis and comes into the ER with no hope of recovery, especially if already obese and compromised with other health problems related to obesity.
I recovered a guy post operatively several years ago after a laproscopic cholescystecomy (gall bladder removal). The surgeon ordered that he could go home in the morning. The patient wanted to go home that evening. Surgeon said it was okay to go. I didn't feel good about it. The guy returns in a couple of days to ER just like above, and dies.
Same surgeon had numerous incidents like this. Had a lawyer call me at home about another incident where a death happened and he was representing the hospital. I told him bluntly my opinion of the surgeon. As far as I know nothing came of the family lawsuit, and, the surgeon is still operating.
As to the article. The manufacturer is trying to distance itself from future litigation. Its not the band, but the doctor who applies it that creates the outcome.
/IMHO
// 30+ yr. RN
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-02-03 07:32:09 PM
TheDumbBlonde
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While all surgeries have inherent risks, avoiding practices called 1-800-GET-THIN might mitigate some of those risks.
Not so easy though. Have you heard their commercial jingle?
♪♫ Let your new life begin
Call 1-800 GET THIN ♪♫
It's pretty good. Almost as good as 1-877 Kars 4 Kids.
Bukharin
2012-02-03 07:42:49 PM
Gig103
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/Better off Ted joke
amazing show
FlashHarry
2012-02-03 07:49:35 PM
Dumski
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Every goddamn surgeon wants a piece of the Laproscopic surgery trend.
tell me about it. i used to work for a hospital marketing communications firm. every big hospital pushes bariatric surgery. it's a huge moneymaker for them. but there's a big difference between getting it done at, say, a university hospital and a strip mall.
nytmare
2012-02-03 07:59:58 PM
FlashHarry
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Dumski: Every goddamn surgeon wants a piece of the Laproscopic surgery trend.
tell me about it. i used to work for a hospital marketing communications firm. every big hospital pushes bariatric surgery. it's a huge moneymaker for them. but there's a big difference between getting it done at, say, a university hospital and a strip mall.
Someone who writes like you has no business working in marketing communications. Oh wait, maybe that's why you're "former".
Bucky Katt
2012-02-03 07:59:59 PM
FlashHarry
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clearly we should cap all medical lawsuits at $25,000....
don't be frivolous
Jello Fever
2012-02-03 07:59:59 PM
1-800-GET-DEAD
Loren
2012-02-03 08:00:44 PM
FlashHarry
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TheDumbBlonde: While all surgeries have inherent risks, avoiding practices called 1-800-GET-THIN might mitigate some of those risks.
they market that stuff like LASIK now. it's strip-mall surgery... yet it's still surgery, with all the risks of infection. then again, when your surgeon got his degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, all bets are off...
LASIK in the strip mall, fine. This is *FAR* more involved surgery, though. Note the data from the Lap Band people themselves--the expected mortality is 1 in 2000. (The dangers of surgery on somebody fat enough to need it.)
namegoeshere
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A death rate of 1 in 2000 seems high to me for an elective surgery.
It's less than the risk all that extra weight carries.
bugmn99
2012-02-03 08:00:45 PM
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Sock Ruh Tease
2012-02-03 08:00:46 PM
"Allergen"? Was she allergic to the wheelchair?
BMFPitt
2012-02-03 08:02:15 PM
TheDumbBlonde
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While all surgeries have inherent risks, avoiding practices called 1-800-GET-THIN might mitigate some of those risks.
This.
Nick Nostril
2012-02-03 08:02:24 PM
smadge1
2012-02-03 08:02:26 PM
Get Thin... Or Die Trying.
Gergesa
2012-02-03 08:05:14 PM
Just put down the freaking fork. It is not that hard.
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-03 08:05:51 PM
Those dead people sound fat.
Loucifer
2012-02-03 08:06:31 PM
You sound dead.
GoldSpider
2012-02-03 08:08:05 PM
This is demonstrative of the entire private health care system.
LeroyBourne
2012-02-03 08:08:14 PM
Did he get to keep the wheelchair?
dericwater
2012-02-03 08:12:31 PM
The wonders of for-profit medicine.
BlippityBleep
2012-02-03 08:13:50 PM
thekilt04
2012-02-03 08:16:18 PM
nytmare
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FlashHarry: Dumski: Every goddamn surgeon wants a piece of the Laproscopic surgery trend.
tell me about it. i used to work for a hospital marketing communications firm. every big hospital pushes bariatric surgery. it's a huge moneymaker for them. but there's a big difference between getting it done at, say, a university hospital and a strip mall.
Someone who writes like you has no business working in marketing communications. Oh wait, maybe that's why you're "former".
you seem upset about something?
/y u mad bruh?
Cromm
2012-02-03 08:18:26 PM
These surgeries are not technically difficult. That being said, operating on obese patients is extremely risky. Operate on enough fat people, many will have complications and some will die. Bariatric surgery for some is life saving, for 99% its the easy way out. The long term results are horrible for the risks that are taken.
mooseyfate
2012-02-03 08:21:57 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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She got thinner, didn't she?
She lost atleast 21 grams.
lazymojo
2012-02-03 08:22:42 PM
Was she sent to one of NObama's death panels?
ProfessorOhki
2012-02-03 08:23:26 PM
Welp, chalk one up for sci-fi writers. We're one step closer to dodgy back alley augmentations.
drjekel_mrhyde
2012-02-03 08:27:12 PM
White women problems.
fusillade762
2012-02-03 08:27:28 PM
1-800-GET-HAIR is still OK, though, right?
Ken at Popehat
2012-02-03 08:34:55 PM
1-800-GET-THIN has been very aggressive in suing critics. They even sued the LA Times and claimed that one of its reporters was part of a racketeering conspiracy to harm its business.
They won't climb out from this.
unicron702
2012-02-03 08:35:59 PM
Yeah, but I remember at the funeral she looked SMOKING in that casket.
WeenerGord
2012-02-03 08:38:47 PM
Why cant they just cut the fat off them instead?
Rent is too damn high
2012-02-03 08:42:15 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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She got thinner, didn't she?
Peter, she's
anorexic
dead.
Yeah... The guy's really good.
octopied
2012-02-03 08:43:32 PM
namegoeshere
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A death rate of 1 in 2000 seems high to me for an elective surgery.
Agreed, although a lot of people are told (rightfully) that their lives might well be way shorter and their quality of life diminshed if they are heavy enough.
You're up to 50 pounds heavy then maybe that's not so much as long as you're excersizing some and eating reasonably balanced, but when we are talking people who are twice or more the size they should be, then it's stressing the organs way too much.
david_gaithersburg
2012-02-03 08:45:54 PM
Given the fact that it's the huffingpost, not sure if true.
Moonfisher
2012-02-03 08:48:52 PM
Gergesa
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Just put down the freaking fork. It is not that hard.
For the mentally ill and depressed who are self-medicating with food, it can be very, very hard.
But it's easier than dying of a bleeding liver and infection. Either accept that you are fat or start moving your arse. These surgeries are not the answer.
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