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(LA Weekly) Dumbass There's dick, there's douchebag, and now there's "dart player"   (laweekly.com) divider line 294
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Lando Lincoln [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:57:20 PM
Wow. You really gotta wonder how some people go through life just trying to be the biggest possible jackass to everyone they come in contact with.
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:10:13 PM
We can all take solace in the fact that this guy will probably eventually be beaten to death. It's just a matter of time.
 
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-03 03:16:35 PM
Mountain top!
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:17:00 PM
There's 6 pages of that?
 
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2012-02-03 03:18:04 PM
Mugato: There's 6 pages of that?

this.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:18:46 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: Mugato: There's 6 pages of that?

this.

THAT
 
JNowe
2012-02-03 03:19:06 PM
Lighten up, Francis.
 
b0rscht [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:19:45 PM
Walker: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Mugato: There's 6 pages of that?

this.

THAT

Uh-huh.
 
Chalnoth
2012-02-03 03:19:46 PM
sigdiamond2000: We can all take solace in the fact that this guy will probably eventually be beaten to death. It's just a matter of time.


Sadly, those who rightfully deserve this treatment never receive it.
 
leonel
2012-02-03 03:22:14 PM
Italian sense of respect

I - I don't know what this means, I'm not familiar with Italian culture.
 
Priapetic
2012-02-03 03:22:46 PM
You know, I'm pretty much a "turn the other cheek" kind of person, but the world would really be a better place without his guy. I hope he lives the sad, lonely existence he is so assiduously cultivating. Emphasis on the "ass".
 
Wellon Dowd
2012-02-03 03:22:47 PM
Why didn't they let him have the name and rechristen themselves the Southern California Zaffina Swallows Spooge Association?
 
cgraves67
2012-02-03 03:23:54 PM
I read the first page. the guy is a total ass, but pretty much how the flyover states imagine Southern Californians to be. I would guess the additional 5 pages add up to a series of one-upmanship imbroglios.
 
elev8meL8r
2012-02-03 03:24:43 PM
It said in the article that the guy doesn't drink.

I guess if you don't drink, you gotta entertain yourself some way or other.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:24:44 PM
If I were Zaffina, I'd try to avoid people throwing sharply pointed projectiles from now on
 
lordargent
2012-02-03 03:25:14 PM
Walker [TotalFark]


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Funniest

2012-02-03 03:18:46 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Mugato: There's 6 pages of that?

this.

THAT

So just chill, til the next episode.
 
Mishno
2012-02-03 03:25:36 PM
Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties?

A: To keep their foreskins from covering their faces.
 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:26:34 PM
and launches into a story about how his father, who also used a middle initial and died when Zaffina was 8, drilled into him the importance of being called by his full name and demanding that everyone oblige

Of course, he isn't insisting on being called his full name. He's insisting they use the middle initial...
 
rudemix
2012-02-03 03:27:38 PM
FTA:Says former SCDA board member David Irete, "He was becoming a nuisance and pain in the ass and breaking the rules. He was threatening us, so we had to kick him out. He was being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please."

I hope this guy runs for something that I can vote for him. I don't even care if he's as useless as tits on a boar in every other aspect, he wins!
 
master_dman
2012-02-03 03:28:23 PM
The LA weekly is just slobbering all up on this guys nuts.

I six farking page article about every single memorable moment of this assholes life?

Really?

I read a page and a half.. and that was too much.

Guys a dickhead..
 
Headso
2012-02-03 03:28:35 PM
wtf, i get to what I thought was the end of the article and I find there are 5 more pages...
 
fifthhorseman
2012-02-03 03:29:17 PM
b0rscht: Walker: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Mugato: There's 6 pages of that?

this.

THAT

Uh-huh.

Yeeaaaahhh. nothanks.jpg
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:29:51 PM
I'm not reading 6 pages of that sh*t and the guy sounds like a massive dooshbag.
 
Pancoaifo
2012-02-03 03:30:28 PM
Either the page wouldn't load for me or their mobile site blows.

What did this guy do?

And I'm a huge dart player, in my experience, you get just as many tools as laid back guys. A couple weeks ago, I played against a guy who threw like the dartboard did something to his dog - and he the lack of personality to match. But playing darts is remarkably good for picking up bar tail. YMMV
 
A Terrible Human [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:30:31 PM
If this guy and the 26 minutes guy got together would the universe implode from the sheer amount of douche?
 
Headso
2012-02-03 03:30:57 PM
elev8meL8r: I guess if you don't drink, you gotta entertain yourself some way or other.

www.opposingviews.com
approves
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:31:20 PM
mlkshk.com

THERE ARE SIX PAGES
 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:31:27 PM
Mentalpatient87: Mountain top!

My ability to psychically detect posts in Fark threads before clicking remains intact!
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:31:38 PM
I know far, far too many beer league softball players who'd get along GREAT with Dino M. Jizzgobbler Kidtoucher Lovesthefeelofgoatpeeninhismouth Cantlivewithouttonguinghorseanuseveryday Zapheena.
 
logruszed
2012-02-03 03:31:38 PM
"It's not easy to piss off a bunch of beer-guzzling darts players."

Oh yeah? Maybe not on a regular practice night, but if it's even a small house tourney and you do something as trivial as step over the foul line or make noise when someone is up and it's a tight game, or even chalking wrong you'll be happy that it's a soft-tipper tourney.

/DNRTFA because of the first line.
 
evilmrsock
2012-02-03 03:31:49 PM
I want to see a dart match between this guy and the ex-mobster the Daily Show brings on from time to time, the one who hates lawyers.

I bet it would be a farking blast.
 
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-02-03 03:32:49 PM
Alfred E. Neuman and Wile E. Coyote have this mans back. However, George R. R. Martin thinks the guy is full of shiat.
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-02-03 03:32:56 PM
If California fell into the ocean, how would it be remembered?
 
Shakkuman
2012-02-03 03:32:59 PM
What a dick. Even after they were going to change their names, this guy registered the URLs to their new name beforehand.
 
TeachingRoland [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:33:09 PM
Read a page, the guy is a douche. Darts are awesome however.
 
mr pity
2012-02-03 03:33:49 PM
I think it's funny that the whole thing seems to hinge on his absurd insistence on forcing people to use his middle initial when writing his name.

Especially since LA Weekly decided to use his name, without the middle initial, as a keyword in the "More About" section of the story. See the Dino Zaffina link (new window); I wonder if hilarity will ensue?
 
ArcadianRefugee
2012-02-03 03:34:20 PM
The guy's named after the farking pet dinosaur on The Flintstones. How seriously does he expect anyone to take him?
 
DVDave
2012-02-03 03:36:11 PM
www.itsjustcarlo.com

What a douchebag darts player might look like
 
TTBoyArDee
2012-02-03 03:36:16 PM
FTFA:
Says former SCDA board member David Irete, "He was being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please."

I like the cut of his jib
 
Loaf's Tray
2012-02-03 03:36:32 PM
ArcadianRefugee: The guy's named after the farking pet dinosaur on The Flintstones. How seriously does he expect anyone to take him?

bada-BING!
 
cgraves67
2012-02-03 03:38:52 PM
Pancoaifo: Either the page wouldn't load for me or their mobile site blows.

What did this guy do?

And I'm a huge dart player, in my experience, you get just as many tools as laid back guys. A couple weeks ago, I played against a guy who threw like the dartboard did something to his dog - and he the lack of personality to match. But playing darts is remarkably good for picking up bar tail. YMMV

They didn't print his name with his middle initial in it on the league's website and then kicked him out when he complained (a lot), so he discovered that the league had let their corporation registration papers (or something like that) expire, and he incorporated a new league with the same name and sued all the members of the original and the bars they like to play in. End page 1. I didn't read the rest.
 
think_balance [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:39:37 PM
thomps: [mlkshk.com image 480x360]

THERE ARE SIX PAGES

Well done!
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:40:13 PM
leonel: Italian sense of respect

I - I don't know what this means

I think this is code for people who deep down have such little sense of self worth that they must constantly seek out situations in which they can feel "disrespected" and then act outraged about it.

It's the "You Think You're Better Than Me?!?" Syndrome.

This certainly isn't unique to any race or culture. Every redneck on my father's side of the family operates in this manner. Their entire emotional lives revolve around whether or not they perceive other people "disrespecting" them.
 
TripcodeMel
2012-02-03 03:40:51 PM
i.imgur.com
MOUNTAINTOP! (new window)
 
GriffXX
2012-02-03 03:41:06 PM
I read the friggen thing and it's five pages of the guy being a dick.

FTA : At one point, the players wanted to start fresh under the title Los Angeles Darts Association. Sabata says he mentioned the idea over the summer at the group's annual meeting and then posted the suggestion on Facebook on Sept. 7.

Two days later, according to Internet records, Zaffina bought the domain name losangelesdartsassociation.com. Less than a month later, he also bought the .net and .org versions of the name.

Zaffina denies he ever knew about the players' intent to form under the Los Angeles moniker and says there is no proof that he saw Sabata's Facebook post or that anyone sent him a link to it.

"Even if I was clairvoyant and I knew," he says, "I still have the right to purchase them."
 
Jake Havechek
2012-02-03 03:41:40 PM
He was being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-02-03 03:42:11 PM
mr pity: I think it's funny that the whole thing seems to hinge on his absurd insistence on forcing people to use his middle initial when writing his name.

Some people are only happy when they have a "cause". It doesn't matter how trivial it is. The puffed-up sense of self-righteousness is their drug and it's what makes them happy. You notice how many times the article quoted him as saying something like "I have a legal right..."?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 03:42:44 PM
TeachingRoland: Read a page, the guy is a douche. Darts are awesome however.

Really. It's like golf. Who gives a fark who wins? You're drinking and having a good time.
 
Eirik
2012-02-03 03:43:28 PM
The article would have been seven pages, but the guy had to get to the pub for a darts game in 26 minutes.
 
andyofne
2012-02-03 03:43:40 PM
Mugato: There's 6 pages of that?
 
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