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(The Morning Call) Scary And now, a friendly doomsday warning from Rick Santorum   (mcall.com) divider line 134
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Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:38:13 PM
Iran is going to attack South Carolina? Where is my grandmother going to golf? Save us, Rick Santorum!
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:38:41 PM
Time to sing the doom song!
 
Sleeping Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:40:53 PM
If these people didn't have liberals and change to fear they'd have to make up an imaginary land of eternal fire and brimesto.... oh wait...
 
ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:41:18 PM
I've seen Cobra plots to take over the world that made more sense than Rick Santorum does.
 
firefly212 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:42:06 PM
After losing the old job to work two new jobs and work on my shop, all with no health insurance (many places simply wont insure someone with MS on an individual plan, others simply charge 3-4x what I make in a year, and being told that I make too much to qualify for medicaid, though not nearly enough to buy my drugs without insurance... I could give two f*cks what rich pricks like Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum think about how awesome my life is and how great the existing "safety" net is for me.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:45:41 PM
Sleeping Monkey: If these people didn't have liberals and change to fear they'd have to make up an imaginary land of eternal fire and brimesto.... oh wait...

We really do need to get the Soviet Union back together so these drooling asstards can have a big, scary enemy to hate and piss their pants in fear over again that doesn't include actual Americans.

As petty, stupid and hypocritical you think Rick Santorum is, let me assure you he's pettier, stupider and more hypocritical than that. Someone telling me "I'm backing Rick Santorum because only HE represents my values" is the same to me as someone saying "My job? Mommyblogger." or "I really didn't like M*A*S*H* until they started doing lots of stories where B.J.'s marriage was at risk."
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:47:04 PM
firefly212: After losing the old job to work two new jobs and work on my shop, all with no health insurance (many places simply wont insure someone with MS on an individual plan, others simply charge 3-4x what I make in a year, and being told that I make too much to qualify for medicaid, though not nearly enough to buy my drugs without insurance... I could give two f*cks what rich pricks like Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum think about how awesome my life is and how great the existing "safety" net is for me.

You're just jealous of their success you class-warfare commu-fascist!

That reminds me, I haven't viewed foxnation is a while.

/I just did, quickly. I feel dirty. That place is covered in Santorum. Uh, news about Santorum...umm, it has Santorum all over the pl... I better quit now.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:50:00 PM
"They cannot have a nuclear weapon, because you, in Greenville, will not be safe," he said in South Carolina.

Yes, i'm sure greenville is tops on all terrorist lists

I think rick is trying to get on the next season of that doomsday prepper show
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:50:13 PM
"Ladies and gentleman we cannot listen to the siren song," he added. "We cannot listen to President Obama and we can't listen to those in our party who want to be just a little bit less than what the Democrats and the left is doing to our country.

And just what the fark are Obama and the Democrats doing to the country? Stopping a depression? Lowering unemployment? Ending wars? Making trade agreements? Killing bad guys? Helping people not lose their homes? Making health care more available?

Stop me when I've gotten to the bad stuff, you farking glob of Santorum.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:50:34 PM
ManateeGag: I've seen Cobra plots to take over the world that made more sense than Rick Santorum does.

yeah, but I'd actually vote for Cobra Commander. I mean at least you know he sticks to his word. Santorum wouldn't even give you the courtesy of a reach around.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:53:06 PM
Dear Rick

As a Catholic (R-ecovered) myself let me say this. Leave that doomsday shiat to the fundie protestants, it's unseemly.
Sincerely
NTE

PS
EABOD you psycho nutjob
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:53:26 PM
Our ship of state will founder on the rocks of Obamacare and the Iranians will nuke South Carolina.

So far I'm OK with all this.
 
HeartBurnKid
2012-02-03 12:55:03 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: We really do need to get the Soviet Union back together so these drooling asstards can have a big, scary enemy to hate and piss their pants in fear over again that doesn't include actual Americans.

upload.wikimedia.org
Challenge accepted.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:56:27 PM
Would Greenville or even all of SC be much of a loss?
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:58:01 PM
Must keep ratcheting up the crazy!

Please Mr. Santorum, tell us more.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 01:08:41 PM
"Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island," Santorum warned students at Colorado Christian University this week, invoking mythology. "They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."

When does he not?
 
Generation_D [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 01:12:03 PM
Its pretty clear Santorum represents a view that would be a lot more compatible with fighting a holy war with views that differ than their own, whether those people live overseas or in America.

In other words, they want a culture war.

Which is ironic, since to an impartial observer, usually, it is the holy warrior culture itself that seems to be the most in need of reform.
 
imapirate [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 01:20:03 PM
You'd think America is a third world hellhole if you actually listen to any of the assholes running in the GOP primary. WTF is going so wrong? How is your life any farking worse because of the Obama administration's legislation? I know it sounds cute and patriotic to shout "WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK" but seriously, shut the f*ck up. You're not helping.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 01:29:59 PM
NuttierThanEver: Dear Rick

As a Catholic (R-ecovered) myself let me say this. Leave that doomsday shiat to the fundie protestants, it's unseemly.
Sincerely
NTE

PS
EABOD you psycho nutjob

I was going to say - for a Catholic he can really fling the fire and brimstone.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 01:30:41 PM
Superman says "Thanks."
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 01:46:24 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: "Ladies and gentleman we cannot listen to the siren song," he added. "We cannot listen to President Obama and we can't listen to those in our party who want to be just a little bit less than what the Democrats and the left is doing to our country.

And just what the fark are Obama and the Democrats doing to the country? Stopping a depression? Lowering unemployment? Ending wars? Making trade agreements? Killing bad guys? Helping people not lose their homes? Making health care more available?

Stop me when I've gotten to the bad stuff, you farking glob of Santorum.

What are they doing? I'll sum up the thought process in 3 moves:

"They're turning us into a Socialist country like in Europe!!"

"But there aren't really any true socialist countries in Europe. Some have social programs but---"

"Oh, well if you think it's so great, why don't you just farking MOVE THERE??"
 
vudukungfu
2012-02-03 01:51:12 PM
*HOLDS UP HUGE SIGN WITH PICTURE OF A HUGE SCREW AND A HUGE BASEBALL ON IT*
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 01:53:17 PM
"We're as doomed as doomed can be I must say"
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GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:01:28 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sleeping Monkey: If these people didn't have liberals and change to fear they'd have to make up an imaginary land of eternal fire and brimesto.... oh wait...

We really do need to get the Soviet Union back together so these drooling asstards can have a big, scary enemy to hate and piss their pants in fear over again that doesn't include actual Americans.

As petty, stupid and hypocritical you think Rick Santorum is, let me assure you he's pettier, stupider and more hypocritical than that. Someone telling me "I'm backing Rick Santorum because only HE represents my values" is the same to me as someone saying "My job? Mommyblogger." or "I really didn't like M*A*S*H* until they started doing lots of stories where B.J.'s marriage was at risk."

It says a lot about the GOP that an ever-present threat of nuclear war is preferable to even listening to them.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:06:29 PM
www.bluemoonstudios.com
 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:09:38 PM
brigid_fitch: AdolfOliverPanties: "Ladies and gentleman we cannot listen to the siren song," he added. "We cannot listen to President Obama and we can't listen to those in our party who want to be just a little bit less than what the Democrats and the left is doing to our country.

And just what the fark are Obama and the Democrats doing to the country? Stopping a depression? Lowering unemployment? Ending wars? Making trade agreements? Killing bad guys? Helping people not lose their homes? Making health care more available?

Stop me when I've gotten to the bad stuff, you farking glob of Santorum.

What are they doing? I'll sum up the thought process in 3 moves:

"They're turning us into a Socialist country like in Europe!!"

"But there aren't really any true socialist countries in Europe. Some have social programs but---"

"Oh, well if you think it's so great, why don't you just farking MOVE THERE??"

Because I can't afford to move.
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:16:49 PM
keylock71: [www.bluemoonstudios.com image 341x250]

"We'll never make it. We're all gonna die"

/LOVED that cartoon!
 
hugram
2012-02-03 02:18:22 PM
That blows.
 
A Terrible Human [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:21:50 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "I really didn't like M*A*S*H* until they started doing lots of stories where B.J.'s marriage was at risk."

thestupiditburns.jpg
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:28:17 PM
Every single time I see something like this I think "there's no way they can go any further off the rails." Every single time I'm proven wrong in a matter of hours.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:30:54 PM
brigid_fitch: keylock71: [www.bluemoonstudios.com image 341x250]

"We'll never make it. We're all gonna die"

/LOVED that cartoon!

Whew... I was hoping there were a few other old farks around that would get it. : )

"We're dooomed, Flirtatia!"
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:31:37 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Every single time I see something like this I think "there's no way they can go any further off the rails." Every single time I'm proven wrong in a matter of hours.

Where else can they go?
 
GleeUnit [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:31:46 PM
I just don't understand how people who buy into this guy's bullshiat even get out of bed in the morning. The world must be a truly terrifying place for them, especially since they don't seem to have the capacity or desire to use critical thinking skills.

FTFA: "Taxes go up and the economy struggles. We know that marriage and the two-parent family is the unit upon which this country was founded."

Any rational person would stand up and say: "Hey, Rick, big fan and all, but what in the bloody fark do these two things have to do with eachother??"

And then when he drooled his equally incoherent reasoning, this rational person would say to themselves: "Huh. Sounds to me like this guy is a damn lunatic... Maybe the world isn't about to end after all" and walk out of the room.
 
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-02-03 02:32:24 PM
You can't be a republican and not live in fear.

Being afraid of everything is one of the reasons people become republicans.
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:33:22 PM
2wolves: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Every single time I see something like this I think "there's no way they can go any further off the rails." Every single time I'm proven wrong in a matter of hours.

Where else can they go?

Give it a few hours and we'll find out!
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:34:38 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: We really do need to get the Soviet Union back together so these drooling asstards can have a big, scary enemy to hate and piss their pants in fear over again that doesn't include actual Americans.

But Liberals aren't Actual Americans. Our Sarah said so.
 
Major Broca
2012-02-03 02:34:38 PM
ManateeGag: I've seen Cobra plots to take over the world that made more sense than Rick Santorum does.

Me too.
 
WizardofToast
2012-02-03 02:35:07 PM
You seem to know a lot about what will happen if you don't become president, Rick. Now tell me the specifics of how you will exactly prevent this when you're in the White House.
 
Need Help Soonish
2012-02-03 02:38:36 PM
Weaver95: Time to sing the doom song!

Again?!?!?!

I think Im getting Doom Fatigue guys... Too many apocalypses, not enough beer :/

///Then again, it's Friday...
 
Dee Snarl
2012-02-03 02:39:11 PM
brigid_fitch:
"They're turning us into a Socialist country like in Europe!!"

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FTFY
 
GleeUnit [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:41:56 PM
I especially like this part:

FTFA: "Barack Obama, in a debate or in this election, is going to destroy Mitt Romney on the issue of health care," Santorum told a crowd in Woodland Park.

You know what? I think he's right. I think Rick should get a shot to debate Obama!!

/ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
 
TV's Vinnie
2012-02-03 02:43:56 PM
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Doooooomed! Dooooomed! Doooooomed! Doooooomed!
 
PirateKing
2012-02-03 02:45:37 PM
Weaver95: ManateeGag: I've seen Cobra plots to take over the world that made more sense than Rick Santorum does.

yeah, but I'd actually vote for Cobra Commander. I mean at least you know he sticks to his word. Santorum wouldn't even give you the courtesy of a reach around.

Vote Cobra Commander! He was once a man!

Santorum never has been one.
 
Gergesa
2012-02-03 02:46:04 PM
The thing about Cobra commander and Rick Santorum is that Cobra eventually realized it needed something besides a raving maniac that would deface the surface of the moon for reasons of vanity. Thus they created Serpentor.

Now a Serpentor type figure is what GOP needs and thus I propose we dig up the tombs of Lincoln, TDR, Eisenhower, and of course Reagan to create an ultra republican. Republitor shall be his name and he shall go forth and crush the incompetent candidates that plague the GOP and sweep away their crumpled remains with his super masculine fists. Then he shall root out the festering rot of the Evangelicals and their antiscience advocates by feeding them to genetically engineered carnivorous elephants!!!

There shall be no mercy as even Fox news shall feel Republitor's wrath!!! All shall kneel before him and the streets paved with gold or defy him and the streets shall be cobbled with bones. Be in awe of Republitor!!! Respect him!! Worship him!!! Cower before him!!!
 
poot_rootbeer
2012-02-03 02:48:06 PM
"Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island," Santorum warned students at Colorado Christian University this week, invoking Ancient Greek polytheist mythology. "They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."

Christianity: You're Doing It Wrong
 
facisto
2012-02-03 02:48:54 PM
"Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island," Santorum warned students at Colorado Christian University this week, invoking mythology. "They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."

...No they didn't. The whole point is that the song ends up killing you because you can't resist it. You decide to steer your ship to the song's source and your boat gets dashed on the rocks and you drown. Unless you tied yourself to the ship's mast or had Orpheus hanging around with his lyre.
 
bgddy24601 [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:51:07 PM
FTAAs for Gingrich, he says this of the former House speaker: "Way too erratic."

www.planetcalypsoforum.com
 
CalamitousCrasher
2012-02-03 02:51:28 PM
They cannot have a nuclear weapon, because you, in Greenville, will not be safe," he said in South Carolina.

Lol, I thought that Iran would have trouble hitting even Israel from where they are and given their current tech level. How the heck are they supposed go an additional 6300+ miles??

The stupid burns more daily.
 
propasaurus [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:52:05 PM
"Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island," Santorum warned students at Colorado Christian University this week, invoking mythology. "They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."

STFU, Zeus-worshipper.
 
serpent_sky [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 02:53:51 PM
GleeUnit: FTFA: "Taxes go up and the economy struggles. We know that marriage and the two-parent family is the unit upon which this country was founded."

Any rational person would stand up and say: "Hey, Rick, big fan and all, but what in the bloody fark do these two things have to do with eachother?


Never mind that I'm pretty sure this country was not remotely founded upon marriage and the two-parent family. That probably has something to do with why neither are in the Constitution, as much as these whackjobs wish it was.
 
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