That should work out just great.

"many of the behaviors characterized as potential signs of terrorism by the TSA in its training procedures are mundane activities performed by a majority of people, including using a video camera, talking to police officers, wearing hoodies, driving vans, writing on a piece of paper, and using a cell phone recording application."

No normal person would ever do any of those things at a football game.

"Do you serve all-beef franks?"
"Why?"
"I don't like pork..."
"SWARM! SWARM! BLUE TEAM GO! BLUE TEAM GO!"

At least the vendors will be experienced with handling hot-dog shaped things.

Because of the security at airports. And touching people. Get it?

I know, it's a stretch.

i think i'd rather just have a terrorist attack

Fabric_Man: BLUE TEAM GO! BLUE TEAM GO!

TSA are Giants fans?

cgraves67: "many of the behaviors characterized as potential signs of terrorism by the TSA in its training procedures are mundane activities performed by a majority of people, including using a video camera

Definitely Giants fans.

Uh no thanks. Took me months to shiat the tracking devices out. Shoulda had the chili.

AgentBang: At least the vendors will be experienced with handling hot-dog shaped things. Because of the security at airports. And touching people. Get it?I know, it's a stretch.

Hot dogs, buns, beef, tomatoes, pickles--not a stretch.

Then again I'm hearing NOT excepting their weener when ever they want to stick it to you can also have some serious drawbacks.

Some may think this is absurd, but things like this have been going on all over the place more and more. We're being conditioned to get used to little Nazis all over the streets. If you look up some articles of what these VIPR teams have been doing, they randomly stop people in public looking for drugs.

They create these kinds of programs and play on our fears of terror, and then they bait-and-switch and start violating the 4th Amendment to enforce drug laws.

"We're looking for al Qaeda, but we just happened to find this joint, so we went ahead and charged that non-violent scumbag of a citizen"

Geraldo will be detailing where each of these agents is setting up shop, if you need that info for some reason.

We should be happy about this. Hot dog vending seems a much better fit for most TSA agents.

You have to have good fingers to handle hot dogs, cuz I have one of those big ones.

Now all I can think of is when the Twins moved into their new stadium they discontinued the dome dog.

So the First Observer program, which hasn't enabled the thwarting of even a single credible threat - such as the Underwear Bomber and the New York Carbomb - but has resulted in hundreds of innocent people to be detained, arrested, held without charge, charged with faulty evidence, lose their jobs, their homes, their livelihood, their visas... And we're trusting people who sell food to fat drunk idiots that spend way too much time and money immersing themselves in a children's game in which they don't even participate with the playing?

God bless this country.

Since the attacks in 2001 there have been more New Yorkers murdered by other New Yorkers than were killed in the attacks. (new window) That's just one city. In just the month of September 2001 there were more people killed in traffic accidents in this country than in the attacks. (new window) Yet we still are cowering in fear over a decade later.

The terrorists won bigger than they ever dreamed they could.

Oh FFS. Someone watched "The Sum of All Fears" one time too many.

CygnusDarius:
Privatise the cops, then (bad idea! Bad idea!).


No, private police is a great idea. They would be accountable instead of having immunity to beat people. If they weren't acting right, customers could refuse funding and a police firm would go bankrupt, the threat of which would keep firms honest.

brantgoose: When you buy a pizza in Canada, the guy who delivers it may be in the Royal Canadian Armed Forces. They're not spying on you, they just need the money.
wut?
I guess it would be funnier if it were a real thing...

Because fat white people buying hot dogs are a huge threat demographic.

Causarius: Some may think this is absurd, but things like this have been going on all over the place more and more. We're being conditioned to get used to little Nazis all over the streets. If you look up some articles of what these VIPR teams have been doing, they randomly stop people in public looking for drugs.

They create these kinds of programs and play on our fears of terror, and then they bait-and-switch and start violating the 4th Amendment to enforce drug laws.

"We're looking for al Qaeda, but we just happened to find this joint, so we went ahead and charged that non-violent scumbag of a citizen"

It's even more blatant. They're selling hotdogs. If they were looking for al Qaeda, would they be actively repelling them?

/maybe that's the real strategy
//a sort of pork perimeter

cgraves67: "many of the behaviors characterized as potential signs of terrorism by the TSA in its training procedures are mundane activities performed by a majority of people, including using a video camera, talking to police officers, wearing hoodies, driving vans, writing on a piece of paper, and using a cell phone recording application."

No normal person would ever do any of those things at a football game.

I don't know what is more depressing, the fact that normal everyday things people do are now considered clues for potential terrorist acts, or the fact that we, the general population, allow this crap to happen.
Selling our freedom for tv shows and fast food.
I wonder what Kim Kardashian thinks about all of this.

Causarius: No, private police is a great idea. They would be accountable instead of having immunity to beat people. If they weren't acting right, customers could refuse funding and a police firm would go bankrupt, the threat of which would keep firms honest.

I guess you've never seen corruption in action.

Causarius: CygnusDarius:
Privatise the cops, then (bad idea! Bad idea!).


No, private police is a great idea. They would be accountable instead of having immunity to beat people. If they weren't acting right, customers could refuse funding and a police firm would go bankrupt, the threat of which would keep firms honest.

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Jake Havechek: You have to have good fingers to handle hot dogs, cuz I have one of those big ones.

I'm not handling them, I'm in sales. I'm good at sales. Like my last job, selling cars. I grab this guy, he doesn't know if he wants to buy, I tell him "you buy this farking car or I'll break your farking head." I had problems over there, Paul.

No hotdogs. Crab juice.

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Since the attacks in 2001 there have been more New Yorkers murdered by other New Yorkers than were killed in the attacks. (new window) That's just one city. In just the month of September 2001 there were more people killed in traffic accidents in this country than in the attacks. (new window) Yet we still are cowering in fear over a decade later.

The terrorists won bigger than they ever dreamed they could.

I think that is the thing with concepts like the golden rule of doing into others. It isn't so much to help the other guy. It is much like many of the lessons in books like the bible try and share. They are meant to help you live in peace with yourself.

Apparently governments could also benefit. Also those governed under the tongs of the weener salesman.

Subby forgot to mention : " With pic of what some serious hot-dog-chuggin' SuperBowl fans might look like "

cgraves67: "many of the behaviors characterized as potential signs of terrorism by the TSA in its training procedures are mundane activities performed by a majority of people, including using a video camera, talking to police officers, wearing hoodies, driving vans, writing on a piece of paper, and using a cell phone recording application."

No normal person would ever do any of those things at a football game.

There's gotta be a way I can do all of that at once. Let's see...

1. Rent a van, don hoodie.

2. While driving van, ask a cop for directions, write directions down, and have passenger videotape the encounter.

3. Gitmo

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Yet we still are cowering in fear over a decade later.

The terrorists won bigger than they ever dreamed they could.

You're right, but for the wrong reason. The downfall of the Soviet Union was brought about by savvy politicians who knew the Soviets would absolutely bankrupt their selves trying to keep up with the U.S. in an arms race. The U.S. still had untapped potential at the time, both economically as well as technologically. And so it was accomplished.

Osama bin Ladin knew it wasn't necessary to outspend the U.S. to bring about its downfall. All he had to do was prey upon the insecurities of the government. The people matter little; it's the government that's going to chase its tail to death and drag the whole country down with it. It's the government that creates the policies that alienate the entire rest of the planet. It's the government that now treats the entire population as potential terrorists, creating defacto paramilitary outfits out of all the local police departments, arming them to the teeth with assault gear of every description. All the people do is pay for all this drunken spending, and watch their civil rights slowly erode, like the frog in the slowly-heating pot. By the time everybody gets fed up, it's too late. All your "law enforcement" is now "martial-law enforcement".

This has been going on for years people.


Hot like a Lucky Dog.

downstairs: Andrew Wiggin: i don't care, as long as it's smothered in ketchup

Starting this crap in the Boobies? 10/10.

I love ketchup and boobies!

dragonchild:
I guess you've never seen corruption in action.

Yea, I see it in government all the time. At least in the private market there is competition. Bad businesses fail and good ones succeed. If you think private police forces are too important to make private, then perhaps you'd think that food production should be completely taken over by government. Our food is more important than police, right?



Don't Troll Me Bro!: notsureifserious.jpg

Quite serious. You can call me a Rothbardian libertarian. I believe anything that the government can do, the free market can do better.

Hope they're getting paid a vendors wage.

I have autor-i-tai?

RESPECT MY AUTOR-I-TAI!!!