Free hot dogs and balloons for Mom.

She was decent on Letterman, can we move on now?

Jmast7: Anyone else read the headline as "Lana Del Rey?" Almost makes more sense that way too...

I did.

\Mmmmm...Lana Del Ray...

They couldn't have know what was in the bales.

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, watching the pot float away.

lotsa' naughty happens in/around that harbor

/nostalgic

Aww I could have smoked that pot... and mouthed off to those yuppies.

Does a rainbow end at the dock?

Obligatory "police took all 20 bales of pot back to headquarters."

30 bales of pot found floating off Marina del Rey

So what did the cops do after they recovered these 15 bales?

I used to live in West Palm Beach. Depending on the time of year (and day, of course) and the section of coastline you were visiting, it wasn't at all unusual to encounter this sort of thing. In fact, the locals called it "going bale fishing." Pretty much everybody had their story about walking along the beach and seeing a bale or former contents of a bale washed up on the strand. Or boating along the coast and finding a bale or two just drifting along.

One of my neighbors used to tell about the time he found a 2x2x4ft bale of cash wrapped in plastic. He started tipping it end over end toward where he was parked, but then noticed a large black SUV with opaque tinted windows in the lot. Wisdom overcame greed, and he took a nice long walk in the opposite direction. The cash was gone when he got back.

In Florida, we call those Square Grouper.

6 nautical miles? Isn't that like almost over the curve of the horizon? More to this story, methinks. Like the boat threw the bales overboard and outsped the CG vessel. And they wonder why feet wash up all the time? You lose King Willie's weed due to being spooked by a mere patrol boat, don't bother going back on land. They chop you up and use the chum for shark fishing.

Another article linked on the site was more interesting (begin threadjack):

"A brawl between several people dressed as action figures erupted in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood on Thursday evening, resulting in a Jack Sparrow character being pepper-sprayed by an attacker, police said.

Jack Sparrow was treated for minor injuries in the fracas that included Catwoman, an alien and a second pirate, the Los Angeles Police Department said.

Officers were searching streets in Hollywood after Catwoman, the alien and pirate fled following the free-for-all that played out in front of tourists on busy Hollywood Boulevard, Officer Norma Eisenman said.

The incident was the latest run-in between characters who pose for pictures with tourists and then aggressively demand money, according to police.

In September, a man dressed as SpongeBob SquarePants was detained by police outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood after an altercation with two women. In another incident, Spider-Man was led away in handcuffs."

/end threadjacksparrow

Jmast7: Anyone else read the headline as "Lana Del Rey?" Almost makes more sense that way too...

had to giggle her, still wondering who?

From low-flying planes?

Dammit!

8 pounds of marijuana? That's a street value of $947 trillion dollars. That means they're going to pay off the national debt once they sell the 4 pounds, right?

Why don't I ever find shiat like that?!

The annual square grouper season. Magnificent.

In Santa Barbara we just had a boat load of 50 Mexican Nationals jump into the bay with life jackets and make a break for the shore.
Tourist and locals were like WTF! They just watched them get out of the water drop their life jackets and get picked up for labor and housekeeping jobs..... The way it happen maybe not so true but it did happen.

Abandoned Panga Boat Found in Water off Montecito - Public News ...
1 day ago ... Santa Barbara Weather: 54.9°F | Humidity: 78% | Pressure: 29.86in (Steady) ...
Abandoned Panga Boat Found in Water off Montecito updated: ...
http://www.edhat.com/site/tidbit.cfm?nid=80378

Abandoned Panga Boat Found Off Shore In Montecito | KEYT.com ...
1 day ago ... An abandoned Panga boat was found off the shore in Montecito ... Santa Barbara
County Sheriff's officials say the boat was found at about 8:15 ...
http://www.keyt.com/news/local/Abandoned-Panga-Boat-Found-Off-Shore-I n -Montecito-138530659.html

Suspected Smuggling Boat Found Abandoned Off Santa Barbara ...
Jan 3, 2012 ... Sheriff's Department asks the public to be on the lookout for similar vessels,
which often transport illegal immigrants and drugs from Mexico.
http://www.noozhawk.com/article/010312_smuggling_boat

CygnusDarius: Cybernetic: Degenerate Monkey: Obligatory "police took all 20 bales of pot back to headquarters."

And then securely stored all 15 bales in the evidence locker.

/Also obligatory.

And reported to the news that all 5 bales are in the custody of the police.

THC isn't water soluble, but I don't know what the salt would do. How long would it take for both of the bales to re-dry anyway?

Beats the view in San Pedro:



/script originally had that scene in MDR
//thank god they didn't

Square groupers

Gigwave: So you can live off the sun and the sea at Marina Del Rey

+1 Internets to you... After I'm done smoking shiat that makes me paranoid.

"Enjoy the seafood, marvel at the yachts, see the bales of pot floating near the dock."
Don't mind if I do.

Has anyone mentioned quadrilateral Epinephelinae yet?