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(Stuff.co.nz) Unlikely Roseanne Barr for president. No, really ....STOP LAUGHING   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 45
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2012-02-03 09:21:49 AM
Trust me, we stopped laughing years ago. Many, many years ago.
 
2012-02-03 12:13:32 PM
Maybe I'll vote for her, because I'll have to hold my nose to vote for any of the established candidates. I've always kind of liked the crazy broad. At least she seems somewhat honest.
 
2012-02-03 12:13:47 PM
twobux: Trust me, we stopped laughing years ago. Many, many years ago.

Never started.

/never saw her show
//Tom Arnold was great in True Lies though
///but at what a price
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-02-03 12:26:22 PM
Is that funnier than President Bachmann?
 
2012-02-03 12:29:48 PM
iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com

You won't get the san diego vote I think
 
Bf+
2012-02-03 12:30:13 PM
vpb: Is that funnier than President Bachmann?

Is that funnier than President Trump?
 
2012-02-03 12:36:35 PM
Jeez, she's not any worse then the rest of the crazy farks that are running...what's one more nut gonna hurt?
 
2012-02-03 12:46:32 PM
If it were her and Romney, I'd vote Roseanne. Just think, John Goodman, Secretary of FOOOOD!

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2012-02-03 12:53:26 PM
I'd heard about her running months ago, but under some spin off called the "Green Tea Party" so it wasn't clear whether it was a joke. I was intending on voting Green before this, and I'm okay with her stepping up, so I still will.
 
2012-02-03 12:56:57 PM
I've told friends about how I would vote for Obama above Trump.

I would vote for Trump above Roseanne.
 
2012-02-03 12:57:23 PM
Could one of our Fark Independents explain to me how any of the serious GOP contenders are better than this obnoxious, washed up, attention whoring, venom-spitting trash?
 
2012-02-03 01:06:18 PM
Submitted LAST week with a better HL.
 
2012-02-03 01:12:41 PM
Is she funding this presidential bid herself? I guess that Snickers commercial really paid off.
 
2012-02-03 01:15:58 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Could one of our Fark Independents explain to me how any of the serious GOP contenders are better than this obnoxious, washed up, attention whoring, venom-spitting trash?

It is enticing when the recipe is served at a larger girth, and topped with froth, deception and insanity, but some of us like it 'lite'
 
2012-02-03 01:16:47 PM
It worked for Reagan...
 
2012-02-03 01:19:12 PM
www.myfacewhen.com
 
2012-02-03 01:24:03 PM
And there goes the last shred of dignity of the Green Party. I'm still registered Libertarian, to keep them on the ballot in NC, despite the fact that the party went completely off the rails the day Obama was elected. I was hoping a progressive party that gave a damn about environmental, consumer, and economic safety would emerge, but I knew damn well the Greens were never going to get their shiat together.

/time to abolish political parties in this country - if we can't have more than 2, we shouldn't have any
 
2012-02-03 01:35:55 PM
vpb: Is that funnier than President Bachmann?

No. That's a good point: The Republican Party insists their nutjobs represent the mainstream.
 
2012-02-03 01:40:57 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Could one of our Fark Independents explain to me how any of the serious GOP contenders are better than this obnoxious, washed up, attention whoring, venom-spitting trash?

[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/R7jnP.jpg)

I got nothing.
 
2012-02-03 01:54:06 PM
Bf+: vpb: Is that funnier than President Bachmann?

Is that funnier than President Trump?


Is that funnier than President Perry?
 
2012-02-03 01:58:53 PM
Now we know why the world is going to end this December.
 
2012-02-03 02:01:04 PM
TheShadow: Now we know why the world is going to end this December.

Roseanne is going to eat it?
 
2012-02-03 02:04:47 PM
I'm not laughing, subby. There's nothing funny about her
 
2012-02-03 02:07:45 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Could one of our Fark Independents explain to me how any of the serious GOP contenders are better than this obnoxious, washed up, attention whoring, venom-spitting trash?

You're not differentiating the person you're talking about from the GOP contenders
 
2012-02-03 02:20:44 PM
The really sad part?

She's still a better choice than Romney, Gingrich, or Frothy Mix.

/Go Barry go
 
2012-02-03 03:21:09 PM
I love the "Roseanne" show. My favorite episode is the one where Roseanne and Aunt Jackie's father died and Jackie has to buy the casket. "I would just like you to know that I'm feeling very irrational right now and I'm likely to buy anything that you show me. I'm also very likely to take out a gun and blow your head off if I think you're taking advantage of me. So I would play me VERY carefully."

/Roseanne would make a horrible president.
 
2012-02-03 03:27:00 PM
Itsluautime: I love the "Roseanne" show. My favorite episode is the one where Roseanne and Aunt Jackie's father died and Jackie has to buy the casket. "I would just like you to know that I'm feeling very irrational right now and I'm likely to buy anything that you show me. I'm also very likely to take out a gun and blow your head off if I think you're taking advantage of me. So I would play me VERY carefully."

/Roseanne would make a horrible president.


up until the final season (and the final episode cop out) roseanne was one of the best sitcoms on tv.
 
2012-02-03 03:44:42 PM
She'd be a better president then any Republican candidate in the last three election cycles.
 
2012-02-03 04:20:15 PM
Although I wouldn't vote for her, I urge everyone who gets picked to take a presidential poll to say they will vote for her... just so she can get to 15% in polls and have to be included in the debates.

/for the lulz
 
2012-02-03 04:47:37 PM
Sadly I would vote for her over any of the Republican candidates at this point (unless Stephen Colbert were to really run :P).
 
2012-02-03 04:57:40 PM
I'll vote for. What the hell? Like Romney is going to take WA anyways.
 
2012-02-03 05:08:06 PM
It's no coincidence she's joined the race just after seeing Romney sing.
 
2012-02-03 05:45:15 PM
As a long time Green, I will *not* be voting for Roseanne in the primary or general election. This is just a stunt to get ratings for her stupid reality show.
 
2012-02-03 05:46:44 PM
You all know what this will lead to:



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2012-02-03 06:08:29 PM
She's the biggest troll out right now. That's all there is to it.

/Sorry,Armond White.
 
2012-02-03 06:49:21 PM
I sure do hope she's serious. She wouldn't win in a million years, but I'll vote for her.

She's not full of shiat.
 
2012-02-03 07:17:04 PM
My back hurts.

/now my front hurts.
 
2012-02-03 07:25:34 PM
If she Wins I'm going to have to find another name to troll under
 
2012-02-03 08:01:21 PM
I will vote for Rosanne... but only if she promises nude photos of 'Becky.'

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2012-02-04 02:27:29 AM
Think about this, Republicans: Rosanne Barr isn't any worse a candidate than the nutjobs on stage at your numerous Presidential debates. At least her crazy is "tell it like it is" crazy.
 
2012-02-04 06:49:08 AM
Crewmannumber6: I'm not laughing, subby. There's nothing funny about her

Do you know how I know you don't smoke enough weed?
 
2012-02-04 06:54:15 AM
When she receives 1% of the vote does that maker her part of the 1% :)
 
2012-02-04 01:23:30 PM
frepnog: up until the final season (and the final episode cop out) roseanne was one of the best sitcoms on tv.

This, although I'd say the last two seasons were bad. And I kinda like the last episode, cop out or not. It retconned the horrible last two seasons, revealed that Dan died, that Becky and David (not Marc) were a couple, Darlene and Marc were a couple (which makes more sense), etc. It set things a little more right.
 
2012-02-04 11:10:53 PM
wickedMule: Jeez, she's not any worse then the rest of the crazy farks that are running...what's one more nut gonna hurt?

Except she's a liberal crazy and will thus be ignored. Meanwhile, the Conservative crazies all become frontrunners.
 
2012-02-04 11:11:52 PM
dajoro: frepnog: up until the final season (and the final episode cop out) roseanne was one of the best sitcoms on tv.

This, although I'd say the last two seasons were bad. And I kinda like the last episode, cop out or not. It retconned the horrible last two seasons, revealed that Dan died, that Becky and David (not Marc) were a couple, Darlene and Marc were a couple (which makes more sense), etc. It set things a little more right.


It didn't just retcon the last two seasons. It retconned the entire series. It was horrible.
 
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