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2012-02-03 10:21:28 AM
www.tfw2005.com
 
2012-02-03 10:22:09 AM
F*cking right he is.

I do about 1,200 damage with one swing.
 
2012-02-03 10:27:04 AM
The cures to all diseases can be found in nature. Unfortunately we are destroying nature at an alarming rate.
 
2012-02-03 10:28:08 AM
Cancer used to be stronger, but then it took...

Yeah I can't finish that.
 
2012-02-03 10:28:24 AM
Wendy's Chili: F*cking right he is.

I do about 1,200 damage with one swing.


I was actually disappointed that master difficulty didn't remain as difficult as it was for the first 15 levels or so.

/three hitting dragons with a 1h'er without alchemy/enchanting shenanigans
 
2012-02-03 10:44:22 AM
But does it protect your lawn against zombies?
 
2012-02-03 10:56:01 AM
LazarusLong42: Cancer used to be stronger, but then it took...

Yeah I can't finish that.


I used to make Skyrim meme jokes, but then I took
 
2012-02-03 11:06:28 AM
Curing cancer is not going to help our over population problem.
 
2012-02-03 11:10:08 AM
MyNameIsMofuga: Curing cancer is not going to help our over population problem.

So I can only assume that you're forgoing all medical treatment and are having yourself sterilized?

/is this guy one of those trolls I never know about?
 
2012-02-03 11:17:37 AM
Cool potion, bro.

Come back when it when it cures all diseases, then makes you invisible and better at archery.
 
2012-02-03 11:19:54 AM
My Skyrim character never will get cancer.

So there's that.
 
2012-02-03 11:22:16 AM
Still no cure for.... oh wait..


/cant believe I'm first with that one!
 
2012-02-03 11:25:48 AM
Walker: The cures to all diseases can be found in nature. Unfortunately we are destroying nature at an alarming rate.

[Citation needed] for the first part.
 
2012-02-03 11:26:53 AM
Still no Tomacco?
 
2012-02-03 11:45:32 AM
Kyro: MyNameIsMofuga: Curing cancer is not going to help our over population problem.

So I can only assume that you're forgoing all medical treatment and are having yourself sterilized?

/is this guy one of those trolls I never know about?


Not a troll. Just voicing the thought that came into my head.
 
2012-02-03 11:47:36 AM
MyNameIsMofuga: Not a troll. Just voicing the thought that came into my head.

Profile says married with kids. Glad to see you're helping with that overpopulation problem.
 
2012-02-03 11:49:16 AM
I just read an article about how the drought here in Texas has dried up many water sources and how people keep moving down here so the problem is getting worse, so it made me think that if cancer is cured the population will keep increasing at a faster rate and the resources will keep depleting and we are going to have some major issues.
/Better drink my own piss.
 
2012-02-03 11:50:10 AM
Kyro, I haven't updated my profile in a while but since then I have smothered my children in their sleep. You're welcome.
 
2012-02-03 11:54:01 AM
MyNameIsMofuga: Kyro, I haven't updated my profile in a while but since then I have smothered my children in their sleep. You're welcome.

Touché.
 
2012-02-03 11:55:07 AM
Hludowig is a level 45 thief/assassin whose daedric bow will kill a giant in one shot. Plus, he has made a few "cure disease" potions that cure anything he contracts...I assume that includes cancer.

Me: 1
Scientists: 0
 
2012-02-03 11:57:40 AM
Given recent events I wonder if they got any Komen money.
 
2012-02-03 12:21:27 PM
Kyro: MyNameIsMofuga: Not a troll. Just voicing the thought that came into my head.

Profile says married with kids. Glad to see you're helping with that overpopulation problem.


But having a pretty cool Skyrim character IS helping with that problem...
 
2012-02-03 12:31:15 PM
MyNameIsMofuga: I just read an article about how the drought here in Texas has dried up many water sources and how people keep moving down here so the problem is getting worse, so it made me think that if cancer is cured the population will keep increasing at a faster rate and the resources will keep depleting and we are going to have some major issues.
/Better drink my own piss.


Here, (,,,,,......) have a few commas and periods for your next post.

/No charge.
 
2012-02-03 12:32:48 PM
i.imgur.com

Youre farkin right he is.
 
2012-02-03 12:57:41 PM
That's pretty damn cool.
 
2012-02-03 01:21:13 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MyNameIsMofuga: I just read an article about how the drought here in Texas has dried up many water sources and how people keep moving down here so the problem is getting worse, so it made me think that if cancer is cured the population will keep increasing at a faster rate and the resources will keep depleting and we are going to have some major issues.
/Better drink my own piss.

Here, (,,,,,......) have a few commas and periods for your next post.

/No charge.


Thanks, I, hope, I, can, use, them, well.
 
2012-02-03 01:51:36 PM
Walker: The cures to all diseases can be found in nature. Unfortunately we are destroying nature at an alarming rate.

No they cant, and regarding the second point, we've got nothing on what nature routinely does to itself.

Go be a religious idiot in another tab, Geek is for yelling at each other over the relative importance of obscure branches of science, not your new-age crystal-gazer nonsense. Try politics, illogical mysticism seems to desire stronger representation there.
 
2012-02-03 04:40:40 PM
Obviously my character is a lycanthrope and therefore IMMUNE to disease.
 
2012-02-03 06:35:42 PM
imontheinternet: Cool potion, bro.

Come back when it when it cures all diseases, then makes you invisible and better at archery.


suck my nirnroot
 
2012-02-03 07:34:39 PM
I'm a gay married female vampire. Second time through, hardest setting, no bows.
 
2012-02-03 07:36:15 PM
MyNameIsMofuga: /Better drink my own piss.

A good idea regardless!
 
2012-02-04 10:38:39 AM
Cloudkills don't work that way.
 
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