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2012-02-03 11:19:06 AM
Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living
 
2012-02-03 11:19:17 AM
media.pfaw.org

Knows that.
 
2012-02-03 11:20:13 AM
Republicans might not but I do.....I find it easiest when they are up against the wall and I put my back into it.
 
2012-02-03 11:20:27 AM
Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

Done in 1.
 
2012-02-03 11:21:32 AM
"The likelihood is that everything will be set up not for the finality of an issue, but for the purposes of messaging about who stands where on every given thing."

Well, at least they're being honest about the manipulative lip-service. I suppose that's an improvement.

Yeesh.
 
2012-02-03 11:22:11 AM
Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

I like to imagine that they're all stripping to pay for law school and the little bit they spend on coke is just to take the edge off.
 
2012-02-03 11:24:18 AM
Rapmaster2000: I like to imagine that they're all stripping to pay for law school and the little bit they spend on coke is just to take the edge off.

Knowing how to handle your coke is an essential job skill in a law firm.
 
2012-02-03 11:25:25 AM
More small-governmenty actions from my GOP. I love it. Keep it up, jackasses.
 
2012-02-03 11:25:35 AM
Rapmaster2000: Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

I like to imagine that they're all stripping to pay for law school and the little bit they spend on coke is just to take the edge off.



BTW, if you ever go to a gentleman's club in Vegas a couple of times, you soon learn that a lot of the girls are "studying marketing at UNLV".

/Riiiiight.
//Still, it's fun to imagine a lecture hall full of strippers.
 
2012-02-03 11:32:04 AM
Grand Architect: media.pfaw.org

Knows that.


Came for this. Up yours, Dan Quayle!
 
2012-02-03 11:33:34 AM
The_Sponge: Rapmaster2000: Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

I like to imagine that they're all stripping to pay for law school and the little bit they spend on coke is just to take the edge off.


BTW, if you ever go to a gentleman's club in Vegas a couple of times, you soon learn that a lot of the girls are "studying marketing at UNLV".

/Riiiiight.
//Still, it's fun to imagine a lecture hall full of strippers


College is super cheap if you are a Nevada resident.
 
2012-02-03 11:33:54 AM
The_Sponge: BTW, if you ever go to a gentleman's club in Vegas a couple of times, you soon learn that a lot of the girls are "studying marketing at UNLV".

And yet you never see someone tutoring law at UNLV to pay for their pole dancing exercise class.
 
2012-02-03 11:35:37 AM
Raharu: Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

Done in 1.


But then who will go down on them in the back of a limousine while trying to impeach the president?
 
2012-02-03 11:37:20 AM
Party of small government indeed.
 
2012-02-03 11:39:56 AM
They do of they are pregnant. After that... not so much.
 
2012-02-03 11:41:55 AM
If you want to get technical, Republicans don't support anyone once they are born. Unless you are super wealthy of course.
 
2012-02-03 11:42:44 AM
KarmicDisaster: If you want to get technical, Republicans don't support anyone once they are born. Unless you are super wealthy of course.

and white
 
2012-02-03 11:43:31 AM
Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

Most strippers I have met were "going to school".
 
2012-02-03 11:46:07 AM
Ultimately, there's a disconnect between the low approval ratings and how Congress spends its time, because the public's view is driven by cynicism over the lack of results, said Michael Dimock, research director at the Pew Research Center, a Washington-based nonpartisan group that studies public opinion.

*Sigh*

No. The disconnect is that you commission reports on the approval and disapproval of congress as a whole, when people vote for their representative and senators only. It doesn't matter how much I hate congress, if I think my guys are awesome and everyone ELSE is part of the problem.

And this is like the third thread about this this week, but since it's strippers, I' m ok with this.
 
2012-02-03 11:47:02 AM
Why do Republicans want to hurt small business owners by making it harder for them to attract customers?

That said, was this really a problem in the first place? Do casinos and strip clubs accept Link cards or food stamps? Or is this going along with the Republican belief that if you're on welfare, you are required to suffer as much as possible?

/won't even pretend the "small government" idea was ever anything but a farce
 
2012-02-03 11:47:47 AM
I support single moms. With this. Right here.
 
2012-02-03 11:49:44 AM
To be fair, many Republicans make up for their lack of support for pole dancers by supporting dancers that have a pole.
 
2012-02-03 11:53:03 AM
www.tshirthell.com
 
2012-02-03 12:02:18 PM
heinekenftw: Party of small government indeed.


OH NOES! There have to be rules if you're on welfare. OH THE HUMANITY!

How about no welfare? That's ultra small government right there.

/You want to go to a strip club, do it with money you earned at a job.
//Granted, you have to consider a cost/benefit analysis to see if certain regulations are worth it.
 
2012-02-03 12:02:54 PM
As a soon-to-be-single-mom, I came here for tips on earning extra money. Leaving satisfied!
 
2012-02-03 12:14:06 PM
BSABSVR: Ultimately, there's a disconnect between the low approval ratings and how Congress spends its time, because the public's view is driven by cynicism over the lack of results, said Michael Dimock, research director at the Pew Research Center, a Washington-based nonpartisan group that studies public opinion.

*Sigh*

No. The disconnect is that you commission reports on the approval and disapproval of congress as a whole, when people vote for their representative and senators only. It doesn't matter how much I hate congress, if I think my guys are awesome and everyone ELSE is part of the problem.

And this is like the third thread about this this week, but since it's strippers, I' m ok with this.


Yeah, but take a look at this (it is a bit dated now, so forgive me). Among them(independents), 65 percent say they want their own House representative tossed out in 2012, compared with 53 percent of respondents generally. (new window)

Count me as one that doesn't want to see his Rep tossed out. Peter DeDazio has done a pretty good job in my view. And his opponent this year will again be a creationist climate change denier that thinks Oregon should import radioactive materials to increase our exposure and improve our health through radiation hormesis, a hypothesis that hasn't even been thoroughly tested yet.

DeFazio opposed the stimulus on the grounds it was too small and contained to many tax cuts and would make actual spending on infrastructure impossible for years to come.

He's proposed a microtransaction tax on high volume Wall Street trades to try and reign in the worst of the excesses there while simultaneously paying down the debt.

And he takes his congressional pay raises and uses that to fund a scholarship program for displaced workers.


But mostly I don't want his opponent to win. Art Robinson is a nut job that makes Michelle Bachmann look sane.
 
2012-02-03 12:35:40 PM
meat0918:
Yeah, but take a look at this (it is a bit dated now, so forgive me). Among them(independents), 65 percent say they want their own House representative tossed out in 2012, compared with 53 percent of respondents generally. (new window)

Count me as one that doesn't want to see his Rep tossed out. Peter DeDazio has done a pretty good job in my view. And his opponent this year will again be a creationist climate change denier that thinks Oregon should import radioactive materials to increase our exposure and improve our health through radiation hormesis, a hypothesis that hasn't even been thoroughly tested yet.

DeFazio opposed the stimulus on the grounds it was too small and contained to many tax cuts and would make actual spending on infrastructure impossible for years to come.

He's proposed a microtransaction tax on high volume Wall Street trades to try and reign in the worst of the excesses there while simultaneously paying down the debt.

And he takes his congressional pay raises and uses that to fund a scholarship program for displaced workers.


But mostly I don't want his opponent to win. Art Robinson is a nut job that makes Michelle Bachmann look sane.


Iindependents can hold sway especially when it comes to senators. If not, we'd have Senators Angle, Buck, and O'Donnell right now. Thanks to gerrymandering, it's not as relevant when it comes to representatives.

And your last sentence kind of touches on the other issue. Even people who are dissatisfied will vote against someone even if they can't vote for someone.

I'm sure there's plenty of people in Michelle Bachmann's district who see that she has the crazy eyes, but also say "what am I gonna do, vote for the socialist liberal Alinsky Soros machine? Plus, I hate taxes."
 
2012-02-03 12:57:45 PM
No shiat?


addictinginfo.org
 
2012-02-03 01:09:53 PM
meat0918: Raharu: Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

Done in 1.

But then who will go down on them in the back of a limousine while trying to impeach the president?


This is a non-issue. Everyone knows most of them prefer finding their sex partner in the men's bathroom.
 
2012-02-03 01:13:31 PM
stuhayes2010: Derwood: Maybe if they supported more government grants for college education, these women wouldn't have to dance for a living

Most strippers I have met were "going to school".


And I never understood how.

I'm a single mother about to go to college. One of the biggest challenges I'm facing is finding a job that will accommodate my school schedule, family life, and pay enough to cover rent, child care, and food.

Has anyone ever tried to find an overnight baby sitter? For a regular weekly basis? It's damned near impossible to do.
 
2012-02-03 01:21:02 PM
The GOP does support single moms, if they also do bondage.
 
2012-02-03 01:26:49 PM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: I'm a single mother about to go to college. One of the biggest challenges I'm facing is finding a job that will accommodate my school schedule, family life, and pay enough to cover rent, child care, and food.

Has anyone ever tried to find an overnight baby sitter? For a regular weekly basis? It's damned near impossible to do.


You let the kid sleep in his carseat in the back room. Maybe, if you're lucky, one of the meth heads will watch him for you.

Of course, the music's so loud, you can't hear them if they cry anyway...
 
2012-02-03 01:28:54 PM
To be fair, while banning strip clubs makes no more sense than banning welfare recipients from going to the movies or buying paperbacks or renting videos, the casino thing actually sounds fairly reasonable. Gambling is addictive behavior and thus directly antithetical to the point of welfare (to give you control of your own finances).

The_Sponge: BTW, if you ever go to a gentleman's club in Vegas a couple of times, you soon learn that a lot of the girls are "studying marketing at UNLV".

/Riiiiight.
//Still, it's fun to imagine a lecture hall full of strippers.


Eh, I'd be willing to take that at face value. Marketing is the easy version of business, and the business undergrad degree certifies that you were too dumb to master algebra, basic grammar, or science beyond a middle-school level, but have a strong mastery of making tuition payments on time and not choking on your own tongue too many times during lectures.

Basically, you could probably get a marketing degree without showing up on any day outside of finals week or wasting any time studying.

//To be fair, the graduate version (the MBA) is a for-reals degree, albeit still kind of an easy one.
 
2012-02-03 02:07:14 PM
www.physicianschoiceinsurance.com

/Oblig.
 
2012-02-03 02:27:32 PM
Can you blame them? Look what happened to Michael Steele when he innocently tried to support these single moms women with Republican dollars.
 
2012-02-03 02:28:29 PM
Mr. Anon: Can you blame them? Look what happened to Michael Steele when he innocently tried to support these single moms women with Republican dollars.

Every good dead starts one dollar at a time, my bibble.
 
2012-02-03 02:48:17 PM
Back home I've had several relatives who've been on welfare in the past. I'm sure spending the check at the local strip club is a huge, huge issue. (rolls eyes)

The worst part about this derp is it reminds me of my father whom I sincerely try not to remember at all. He is a dedicated Republican who thinks all welfare, W.I.C., and food stamp programs should be completely eliminated. Every single relative I have who ever accepted any of those benefits was on his side of the family. I still like them more than him.
 
2012-02-03 03:09:47 PM
I've helped a lot of girls through college, one dollar at a time.
 
2012-02-03 03:39:56 PM
this is quite consistent, they don't want government handouts being given out to strippers by poors on welfare and food stamps. They believe in individual "charity" being given out to strippers voluntarily from government official's campaign funds.
 
2012-02-03 03:56:18 PM
Of course..one more article forgetting the number of single dads out there who have to make some kind of living to feed their kid. They shouldn't have to troll airports to make a quarter at a time in the bathroom stall. So legalize prostitution and get these man-hos paying taxes and getting check-ups!
 
2012-02-03 06:14:04 PM
GhostFish: "The likelihood is that everything will be set up not for the finality of an issue, but for the purposes of messaging about who stands where on every given thing."

Well, at least they're being honest about the manipulative lip-service. I suppose that's an improvement.

Yeesh.


I understood all the individual words, but I could not figure out what any of it meant.
 
2012-02-03 06:54:24 PM
Well, I think I'll go try to make up for this glaring miscarriage of justice. One dollar at a time
 
2012-02-03 07:51:51 PM
The_Sponge: How about no welfare? That's ultra small government right there.

/You want to go to a strip club, do it with money you earned at a job.
//Granted, you have to consider a cost/benefit analysis to see if certain regulations are worth it.


The only welfare I know of where you can go to strip clubs without having to sacrifice basic needs is corporate welfare.
 
2012-02-04 12:47:37 AM
I'm OK with with not using their EBT card in casinos, liquor stores and strip clubs.
 
2012-02-04 03:28:10 AM
Of course. No one expects Republican men to flock to the strip clubs where women are dancing naked. Durrrr.

But for every single mom they don't support, they support 2 or 3 Latino poolboys.
 
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