Fat Rolls With Nipples =/= Big Boobies

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Yes. Yes, I bet..

You have to be at least somewhat attractive for the "Here, officer, look at these and tell me if they look too big for me to get a DUI" to work.

Does not get ticket:


Cited for crimes against humanity:

mugshot "goodness"

"The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate."

I chuckled....

I am so using this excuse if I ever get pulled over!

It was strange reading "boobies" fifteen times from a newspaper article. Boy, are the times changing.

I find the 'alert' at the top of the page funny

A deputy spotted a Toyota Camry exceeding the speed limit and crossing the double yellow lines.

"She told me she was praying and that I need to relax because she is praying and God is first," the affidavit states.

Your God won't save the family you might've killed by driving drunk, you stupid biatch.

bikerbob59: "The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate."

I chuckled....

Me too.

cgraves67: bikerbob59: "The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate."

I chuckled....

Me too.

And this: "The deputy later stopped her when she started taking off her clothes to display her bosoms."

Fark grammar Nazis, help me here: I always thought "bosom" referred to the whole thing. Like a woman has two "breasts" but only one "bosom". Am I wrong here?

bikerbob59: "The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate."

I chuckled....

We're probably a LOT better off not knowing. *shudder*

I want to see the boobies before I make an opinion.

morgen_benner: Fat Rolls With Nipples =/= Big Boobies

Yup. Skinny women with large breasts have big tits. Fat women with large breasts have fat tits.

morgantx: I always thought "bosom" referred to the whole thing. Like a woman has two "breasts" but only one "bosom". Am I wrong here?

You normally wouldn't be wrong, but when fat rolls are the same size and shape as boobs, at some point when she gives new meaning to the term "six pack" I think "bosom" can become plural.

I see the fat with large knockers =/= attractive angle has already been covered, so I'll just politely remind everyone - if you're ever pulled over and asked to do a field sobriety test, remember to decline. They'll do a breath/blood test regardless of whether you pass/fail the sobriety test, so do yourself a favor and don't give them more evidence (failed field sobriety test) to use against you.

This is dependent of course on local/state laws - if you are legally required to dance and walk the line like a monkey, you better do it.

bikerbob59: "The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate."

The woman was approximately the size of a ballpark.

Done.

Pert: The woman was approximately the size of a ballpark.

Something tells me I don't want to see her Green Monster...

This article is useless without pic- nevermind.

Friday boobies?

/not hers of course.

ElStreak: This article is useless without pic- nevermind.

Well...SOMEBODY had to get this thing started.

hicksfa2: ElStreak: This article is useless without pic- nevermind.

Well...SOMEBODY had to get this thing started.

Thank you for the industrial-strength eye bleach.

Pert: bikerbob59: "The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate."

The woman was approximately the size of a ballpark.

Done.

I wouldn't park my balls aw screw it. EIP!

I tried this one time....didnt work. The female officer seemed very offended that i made reference to her ample bosom.

annitabonghit: I see the fat with large knockers =/= attractive angle has already been covered, so I'll just politely remind everyone - if you're ever pulled over and asked to do a field sobriety test, remember to decline. They'll do a breath/blood test regardless of whether you pass/fail the sobriety test, so do yourself a favor and don't give them more evidence (failed field sobriety test) to use against you.

This is dependent of course on local/state laws - if you are legally required to dance and walk the line like a monkey, you better do it.

Also - don't drive while intoxicated.

GriffXX: annitabonghit: I see the fat with large knockers =/= attractive angle has already been covered, so I'll just politely remind everyone - if you're ever pulled over and asked to do a field sobriety test, remember to decline. They'll do a breath/blood test regardless of whether you pass/fail the sobriety test, so do yourself a favor and don't give them more evidence (failed field sobriety test) to use against you.

This is dependent of course on local/state laws - if you are legally required to dance and walk the line like a monkey, you better do it.

Also - don't drive while intoxicated.



Well sure, but this is Fark we're talking about.

morgantx: cgraves67: bikerbob59: "The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate."

I chuckled....

Me too.

And this: "The deputy later stopped her when she started taking off her clothes to display her bosoms."

Fark grammar Nazis, help me here: I always thought "bosom" referred to the whole thing. Like a woman has two "breasts" but only one "bosom". Am I wrong here?

It's like that mystical duality that is a pair of pants, and yet, a singular item.

Not a bookmark

hicksfa2: ElStreak: This article is useless without pic- nevermind.

Well...SOMEBODY had to get this thing started.

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excuse me. i need some alone time now.

The affidavit did not specify a size for Raymond's breasts or even give a ballpark estimate.

They didn't use the breastalyzer?

Was she the inspiration for Bras on 45 (new window)

If you are able to make the officer throw-up or gag, you automatically get out of a ticket. It's a little known loophole called the "Lloyd Christmas" clause. I think that's what this lovely "lady" was going for.

She looks like Part 2 of the article about the lady who used to be a dude.

But if a guy says 'not with this big ole dick' he'll be wearing a head bandage in his mugshot.

I really do not understand America. Roadside balancing tests? Are you guys so scared of science that you are incapable of admitting a roadside breath test might give you a better indication of sobriety? It is just insane.