Look, toots, you're not Maggie Smith. Your career is based on your looks and if you won't let us look we'll look elsewhere.

I'm more concered with the addition of Sara-Jessica Ponyface into the pic.

Insert "Icantfaptothis.jpg"

It was in the pool!

The Stealth Hippopotamus: How are they going to pull this off??

If she didn't tell them this when they were casting her than she should be fired and sued for loss.
If she did you need to find the casting director and beat them till you feel better.

Her contract either requires her to do nudity or it doesn't. If it doesn't, she's not obligated to do it. If it does, then yeah, things could get all lawyery.

Oh, FFS.

It kinda stands to reason that maybe, just maybe, playing Linda frikkin' Lovelace might entail some actual nudity at some point - what was she thinking when she signed on for the role? Unbelievable.

So, make it a TV show. Problem solved.

give me doughnuts: She was surprised at the amount of pubic hai in a porn film from the '70s?!

This girl is not bright.

Actually, Linda Lovelace is completely shaved in the movie.

Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

OK, but we still get to see her gagging on cock, right?

So be in a biopic about a porn star and not expect to do any nudity hmmmmmmm. Better get the lawyers on that contract.

Shazam999: give me doughnuts: She was surprised at the amount of pubic hai in a porn film from the '70s?!

This girl is not bright.

Actually, Linda Lovelace is completely shaved in the movie.

Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

Linda even has a scene where she is shaving it in the movie. I don't remember lesbian sex in it though.

A movie about Ada Lovelace? Sweet!

Okay she won't do full frontal, but will she do a sex scene with a dog?

Shazam999: Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

Clearly you've never watched a Kay Parker flick.

/good times

give me doughnuts: She was surprised at the amount of pubic hai in a porn film from the '70s?!

This girl is not bright.

Regina: GOD Karen you're so stupid
Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

We'll always have Chloe (new window).

Leo Bloom's Freakout: We'll always have Chloe (new window).

Oh... and in case anyone didn't know better, don't Google the best parts of this one from work... just sayin'

snoproblem: Oh, FFS.

It kinda stands to reason that maybe, just maybe, playing Linda frikkin' Lovelace might entail some actual nudity at some point - what was she thinking when she signed on for the role? Unbelievable.

Her mistake was making it public. Body doubles are a dime a dozen these days.


mhd: A movie about Ada Lovelace? Sweet!

That's what I keep mis-reading these titles as.

I would be much, much more interested in mechanical computers and math and perfectly ordered tables of numbers than some porn star who doesn't get naked. And I wonder why I'm still single...

Welcome to the ranks of second-rate (at best) actresses lady.

You've been in a string of bombs and you won't do nudity? Have a nice retirement.

Aren't most of the people who would be slightly interested in this movie between 50 and 70 years old?
Really.

CSB time:

It was either my freshman or sophmore year in H.S. ('82-'83) We were skiing in Tahoe for the weekend and I got separated from my cousin and bro, and jumped in the single line for a few runs to catch up with them.
So, I pair up with this woman, not really paying attention to her, but these three or four guys were ALL smiles and looked like they were chatting her up, mentioning movies, etc. and hitting on her a bit. She was just kind of blowing it off and doing the "yeah, yeah, thanks" thing. Once in the chair, I asked if she was in the movies or something.
She turned to me and said, "Yeah actually. I was in Behing the Green Door. Have you heard of it?"
I kind of shrugged, and said no. Just small talk for the rest of the ride.

So, at the end of the day back at the cabin, we're all sitting around talking up the day, and I told the story that I rode up with some movie star. The parents were all, Who was it! Rober Redford?! Who? Who?!
I said it was a lady that was in a movie called Behind the Green Door or something like that.
Silence for a few seconds and evryone busted a gut!
What's so funny? Was it a bad movie? I asked.
More laughs, and my mom blurts out.. " It was a PORNO MOVIE!!"
Even more laughs and then the dads were asking how she looked, etc. then the women stopped laughing.

--End CSB

So... I guess it was Marylin Chambers. Seemed like the right age.

blackminded: Shazam999: Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

Clearly you've never watched a Kay Parker flick.

/good times

Yeah, but it seems that all girls seem to enjoy it now. You don't even get that little look of despair and disgust when they're thinking about what they're doing in recent pron.

just watch chloe and you will be ok subby

BUSH OR GTFO

She can use a body double. Or use CGI. many ways around this.

Shazam999: blackminded: Shazam999: Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

Clearly you've never watched a Kay Parker flick.

/good times

Yeah, but it seems that all girls seem to enjoy it now. You don't even get that little look of despair and disgust when they're thinking about what they're doing in recent pron.

That's a different genre.

Sybarite: They should have gotten Chloë Sevigny.

Didn't she run out of a premier of Brown Bunny crying out of embarrassment? Maybe she's still willing, but I can see her still having "scars" from trusting her then-bf, the horrendously self-indulgent Gallo to make a beej scene "artsy".

Dustin Hoffman is available.

Leo Bloom's Freakout: We'll always have Chloe (new window).

I was amused by Julianne Moore's poor third act performance in that. Otherwise, quite the movie.

Liam Neeson was top notch though. Went from pathetic to outraged/indignant in the blink of an eye.

/also, teh boobies

Shazam999: give me doughnuts: She was surprised at the amount of pubic hai in a porn film from the '70s?!

This girl is not bright.

Actually, Linda Lovelace is completely shaved in the movie.

Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

Yeah because no woman ever licked another woman's pussy in the history of the world until 1970s porn started being made.

Oh, and maybe Margo Stilley is still down for showing...stuff...

If you haven't seen 9 Songs (new window), well don't; the film itself is terrible. But the extended clips of outright sex are all over the 'net.

Jake Havechek: Shazam999: give me doughnuts: She was surprised at the amount of pubic hai in a porn film from the '70s?!

This girl is not bright.

Actually, Linda Lovelace is completely shaved in the movie.

Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

Yeah because no woman ever licked another woman's pussy in the history of the world until 1970s porn started being made.

Girls didn't even have pussies until the 1960s.

Killer Cars: Maybe she's still willing, but I can see her still having "scars" from trusting her then-bf, the horrendously self-indulgent Gallo to make a beej scene "artsy".

It wasn't artsy, and that asshole didn't even pull out of her mouth for the money shot. Honestly, for 90% of the BJ scene she could have been sucking on a banana for all you could tell from watching it.

When are they going to do a Candie Evans biopic? That girl was HOT.

Wellon Dowd: Look, toots, you're not Maggie Smith. Your career is based on your looks and if you won't let us look we'll look elsewhere.

rorypk: You've been in a string of bombs and you won't do nudity? Have a nice retirement.

qft.

Caelistis: I don't particularly find her attractive. It's the eyes...they remind me of the eyes from the troll dolls of the 80s.

So...maybe she can leave and we can get someone who is attractive and can actually act?

/She sucked in Red Riding Hood
//That film itself blew

I'll side with you on this and go so far as to say that she's farking ugly.

*cough*Chloe*cough*

You guys realize she's saying full frontal and not nudity, correct? You'll still likely be able to see her boobies.

Shazam999: give me doughnuts: She was surprised at the amount of pubic hai in a porn film from the '70s?!

This girl is not bright.

Actually, Linda Lovelace is completely shaved in the movie.

Old pornos are cool because the girls are actually uncomfortable with licking each other's pussies.

They soon got rid of most of those girls and found ones that liked being bi.

Pinner: So... I guess it was Marylin Chambers. Seemed like the right age.

She was a hottie in her prime. She also acted in an early David Cronenberg film, "Rabid".

brimnac: You guys realize she's saying full frontal and not nudity, correct? You'll still likely be able to see her boobies.

Which are magnificent!

Caelistis: I don't particularly find her attractive. It's the eyes...they remind me of the eyes from the troll dolls of the 80s.

I dunno. I like her face. I think it's one of the prettiest I've come across.