I liked it like the Pulp Fiction foot massage explanation Travolta gives. Everyone knows what she's giggling about, but she doesn't say anything about it. That's what makes it so cool. I can't fault her for giggling through it. I have a Beavis-esque compulsion to laugh at anything that can vaguely resemble a sexual metaphor. Love to hear people ask 'going down' in elevators.

you just KNOW buddy was sitting there beside her off camera make VERY obscene gestures. he looked very guilty.

fun!

What would she call an organized group of guys letting fighting chickens attack each other?

A cock ring.

/Thank you--remember to tip your waitress.

This is what happens when you hire teenagers to be your news anchors.

Expert chicken choking technique around 0:18

rudemix: I liked it like the Pulp Fiction foot massage explanation Travolta gives. Everyone knows what she's giggling about, but she doesn't say anything about it. That's what makes it so cool. I can't fault her for giggling through it. I have a Beavis-esque compulsion to laugh at anything that can vaguely resemble a sexual metaphor. Love to hear people ask 'going down' in elevators.

Our elevators at work talk to us. When you choose your option, a lady's voice comes over the speaker and announces, "Going up" or "Going down". Invariably someone adds, "on me" after checking to make sure we don't have any prudes in the mix.

I guess we all have an inner 12 year old just yearning to be released.

Krymson Tyde: I'm guessing this will be a mature thread where we discuss how unprofessional the talking head is. In no way do I expect this to degenerate into a dick joke thread.
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I have several packets of Cock soup mix on my desk. Never had the nerve to try it.

Couldn't help but notice the weather forecast said rain would be coming.. and get the cocks all wet.

In the Ars Magica roleplaying game, animals can have the qualifier "virtue" meaning they are better than the average _____________. It's denoted by adding "of Virtue" after the animal's name, such as Wolf of Virtue, or Eagle of Virtue. One of the animals listed in the is a cock. Not a chicken. Not a rooster. A cock.

ComputerBob: rudemix: I liked it like the Pulp Fiction foot massage explanation Travolta gives. Everyone knows what she's giggling about, but she doesn't say anything about it. That's what makes it so cool. I can't fault her for giggling through it. I have a Beavis-esque compulsion to laugh at anything that can vaguely resemble a sexual metaphor. Love to hear people ask 'going down' in elevators.

Our elevators at work talk to us. When you choose your option, a lady's voice comes over the speaker and announces, "Going up" or "Going down". Invariably someone adds, "on me" after checking to make sure we don't have any prudes in the mix.

I guess we all have an inner 12 year old just yearning to be released.

We do, and they can have my inner 12 year old when they can pry it from my cold, dead brain, too! He gets me through some long days.

Krymson Tyde: Mike Chewbacca: In the Ars Magica roleplaying game, animals can have the qualifier "virtue" meaning they are better than the average _____________. It's denoted by adding "of Virtue" after the animal's name, such as Wolf of Virtue, or Eagle of Virtue. One of the animals listed in the is a cock. Not a chicken. Not a rooster. A cock.

I have a cock of virtue.

The hilarious thing is, in our current game, one of the characters can turn into a cock. ARM is a high-brow, history nerd's kind of RPG, and we turn it into the lunchtable a junior high.

Hey, it's Tallahassee, it's what the girls here want.

how come cockfighting is illegal, but we can cram chickens into small cages to live, chop their heads off, slice them into paper thin sheets, or shred them in a blender? just seems silly to outlaw this in particular.

rudemix: ComputerBob: rudemix: I liked it like the Pulp Fiction foot massage explanation Travolta gives. Everyone knows what she's giggling about, but she doesn't say anything about it. That's what makes it so cool. I can't fault her for giggling through it. I have a Beavis-esque compulsion to laugh at anything that can vaguely resemble a sexual metaphor. Love to hear people ask 'going down' in elevators.

Our elevators at work talk to us. When you choose your option, a lady's voice comes over the speaker and announces, "Going up" or "Going down". Invariably someone adds, "on me" after checking to make sure we don't have any prudes in the mix.

I guess we all have an inner 12 year old just yearning to be released.

We do, and they can have my inner 12 year old when they can pry it from my cold, dead brain, too! He gets me through some long days.

I have a 12 year old yearning to be released, myself.

But that little bastard isn't getting out of the basement until he's learned his lesson.

Looks like a woman, but has the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy