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		Mick Jagger's 16-year-old granddaughter says she's already found 'the one' and wants to get married (with "you'd hit it in two years" pic) (dailymail.co.uk)		72
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Shagbert

2012-02-03 07:52:57 AM

You can hit it now, you eedjit. AoC in the UK is 16.

Petit_Merdeux

2012-02-03 08:11:47 AM

Sexual tourism is still illegal for Yanks, IIRC.

vudukungfu

2012-02-03 08:15:41 AM

It wouldnt kill her to wear a bra.

I'd cry, though.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-02-03 10:15:37 AM

dude is still on tour and his granddaughter is legal age to drive.

twobux

2012-02-03 10:33:34 AM

Meh, maybe with 40 lbs. less makeup.

Mugato

2012-02-03 10:47:57 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: dude is still on tour and his granddaughter is legal age to drive.

You're right, he is awesome.

AirForceVet

2012-02-03 10:51:28 AM

Shagbert: You can hit it now, you eedjit. AoC in the UK is 16.

Came here to say the same thing. Leaving lurking.

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-02-03 10:57:31 AM

Duuude,

That's not a man, I think that's a woman she's with.

i.dailymail.co.uk

I love a lesbian romance.

Grables'Daughter

2012-02-03 11:09:43 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: I love a lesbian romance.

So do I, baby.

So do I.

NuttierThanEver

2012-02-03 11:19:17 AM

I think she's cute in a wanabe Goth princess kind of way

Rapmaster2000

2012-02-03 11:23:13 AM

Is it Ron Wood?

Kuroshin

2012-02-03 11:24:46 AM

Petit_Merdeux: Sexual tourism is still illegal for Yanks, IIRC.

16 isn't illegal for all Yanks.

Maud Dib

2012-02-03 11:25:31 AM

Grables'Daughter: Because People in power are Stupid: I love a lesbian romance.

So do I, baby.

So do I.

Sweet Jebus, where did you get the Longhorn shorts?
I want to mount you.

Just_a_Bear

2012-02-03 11:36:48 AM

yup, I'd hit it.

so why is she wearing lingerie while chatting with Mom?
/creepy mom

EdVenture

2012-02-03 11:41:49 AM

Petit_Merdeux: Sexual tourism is still illegal for Yanks, IIRC.

Best band name ever?

buttery_shame_cave

2012-02-03 11:50:01 AM

EdVenture: Petit_Merdeux: Sexual tourism is still illegal for Yanks, IIRC.

Best band name ever?

yes.

/i'll play bass.

The My Little Pony Killer

2012-02-03 11:59:17 AM

As soon as she turns 18, those clothes are going to melt right off her. And she knows it.

hailin

2012-02-03 11:59:59 AM

Meh, at least she's getting her first marriage out of the way early. She could be doing her post-divorce partying at about 21 which stills leaves her plenty of time to find the second husband (the money one).

TravisBickle62

2012-02-03 12:08:26 PM

She needs to hit the gym, no excuse for a rich girl to be that flabby

buttery_shame_cave

2012-02-03 12:12:01 PM

also, for such an ass-UGLY dude he sure has produced some girls who, at their prime, were haminahaminahaminahamina...

Dwight_Yeast

2012-02-03 12:33:27 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Duuude,

That's not a man, I think that's a woman she's with.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x498]

I love a lesbian romance.

That's her mother, sicko.

Article does fail for a lack of pics of the proposed future husband.

rkiller1

2012-02-03 12:33:38 PM

FTA: The lovebirds met as children in Mustique where Frankie's banker father has a villa, as does Amba's rock grandpa.

Anyone else find that caption weird?

Yanks_RSJ

2012-02-03 12:36:46 PM

Because People in power are Stupid:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x498]

Nice stems.

irsquareamads

2012-02-03 12:49:00 PM

Her name is Amba? Is her middle name Lamps?

Type40

2012-02-03 12:49:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: dude is still on tour and his granddaughter is legal age to drive.

No she isn't, She's old enough to fark but too young to drive.

Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament

2012-02-03 12:54:58 PM

In two years, she's gonna turn into Adele.

PhotoCindy

2012-02-03 12:57:39 PM

I'm sorry, I was just too distracted by the news that Lady Emily Compton, daughter of the Marquess of Northampton, is to marry her dashing beau. She's the ginchiest!

Gig103

2012-02-03 01:04:51 PM

I've seen jailbait... And this is not jailbait.

fn129

2012-02-03 01:13:36 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Sexual tourism is still illegal for Yanks, IIRC.

The AoC in the US is 16 for most states. Only 11 have it at 18.

Her mom looks like an old purse.

BigMevy

2012-02-03 01:18:12 PM

TravisBickle62: She needs to hit the gym, no excuse for a rich girl to be that flabby

I wouldn't call her flabby, she's carrying a little extra and the legs for sure, probably her ass too. If she isn't careful, she's going to look like a Walmart customer in about 10 years.

jaybeezey

2012-02-03 01:29:23 PM

too much jaw meat.

buttery_shame_cave

2012-02-03 01:41:33 PM

jaybeezey: too much jaw meat.

just means better endurance/more power.

StrikitRich

2012-02-03 01:41:34 PM

Is Bill Wyman single again?

this_is_ace

2012-02-03 01:42:49 PM

I rarely ever say this about anyone, but she's just "meh" to me.

Skullduggery

2012-02-03 01:56:24 PM

BigMevy: TravisBickle62: She needs to hit the gym, no excuse for a rich girl to be that flabby

I wouldn't call her flabby, she's carrying a little extra and the legs for sure, probably her ass too. If she isn't careful, she's going to look like a Walmart customer in about 10 years.

Oh please... She looks healthy and proportionate.

The First Four Katy Perry Albums

2012-02-03 02:07:38 PM

I bet Ali MacGraw got mad at her for giving head to Steve McQueen.

/she really keeps her pussy clean

Lexington Craddock

2012-02-03 02:18:40 PM

Mick Jagger's 16-year-old granddaughter says she's already found 'the one' and wants to get married

This is what teenage girls actually believe.

Ed Grubermann

2012-02-03 02:32:53 PM

Meh. Looks like Helena Bonham Carter's ugly sister.

Bedstead Polisher

2012-02-03 02:44:17 PM

She's got the same first name as Boston Rob's wife.

Thudfark

2012-02-03 03:13:10 PM

PhotoCindy: I'm sorry, I was just too distracted by the news that Lady Emily Compton, daughter of the Marquess of Northampton, is to marry her dashing beau. She's the ginchiest!

Did she finally get Kooky to give up his comb?

Iceberg659

2012-02-03 03:17:35 PM

Heh... Yeah, of course, subby... 2 years.

Profedius

2012-02-03 03:24:50 PM

She is a touch on the heavy side, but I would hit her right now, she doesn't have to be 18 for me.

otherginger

2012-02-03 03:25:37 PM

"Amba" sounds like Rob Mariano talking to his wife on Survivor reruns.

Candygram4Mongo

2012-02-03 03:26:20 PM

Rapmaster2000: Is it Ron Wood?

I was expecting Jerry Lee Lewis...