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Woman picking her kid up from school enters through bus-only lane, hits gate with her car, drives over curb, and exits through entrance, and is busted for DUI and other charges. Ta-da
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Sybarite
2012-02-03 09:23:28 AM
But she looks so classy.
calbert
2012-02-03 09:24:01 AM
south to drop off, moron
kellynoel
2012-02-03 11:16:02 AM
Good job, subs.
Kid Lester
2012-02-03 11:25:25 AM
"Prosecutors further charged her with felony possession of The case is pending."
Guess she didn't have enough on her to be hit with intent to distribute the case is pending.
danno_to_infinity
2012-02-03 11:32:30 AM
I said I would walk home, dammit
Mog32Kupo
2012-02-03 11:33:54 AM
Child endangerment? I mean there is grounds for it...and no I wouldn't hit it...
/sharp knees and fake blonde
mortimer_ford
2012-02-03 11:37:14 AM
You're doing it wrong
Lee Jackson Beauregard
2012-02-03 11:42:48 AM
Aren't you supposed to say "The Aristocrats"?
Xcott
2012-02-03 11:44:28 AM
She should have addressed the situation with a series of controlled swerves while alternating her turn indicator.
rkiller1
2012-02-03 11:53:43 AM
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
vento
2012-02-03 12:14:47 PM
Came for the Mr. Mom references....going away happy.
fiddle-faddle
2012-02-03 12:40:21 PM
Welcome to Brevard County, Florida-a place where failure sows it's seeds upon a rich and fertile soil, and every day is harvest time.
Two Dogs Farking
2012-02-03 12:47:10 PM
Lee Jackson Beauregard
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Aren't you supposed to say "The Aristocrats"?
Proper use of "The Aristocrats"
(^)
abfalter
2012-02-03 01:34:04 PM
My kid goes to this school. Saw a news van there this morning.
RAWISRADFORD
2012-02-03 02:36:21 PM
Something something Boston
Benni K Rok
2012-02-03 03:59:22 PM
Wow, DUI at 3:55PM
At least she didn't wait till rush hour.
/Actually, I don't know Melbourne traffic very well. It could be rush hour there too.
//Jacksonville FL, Rush hour is from 6:15AM to 7:30PM
abfalter
2012-02-03 04:53:35 PM
Benni K Rok
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Wow, DUI at 3:55PM
At least she didn't wait till rush hour.
/Actually, I don't know Melbourne traffic very well. It could be rush hour there too.
//Jacksonville FL, Rush hour is from 6:15AM to 7:30PM
We almost don't have a rush hour.
HeFixesTheCable
2012-02-03 04:59:09 PM
Kid Lester
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"Prosecutors further charged her with felony possession of The case is pending."
Guess she didn't have enough on her to be hit with intent to distribute the case is pending.
DAMMIT. Beat me to it.
lack of warmth
2012-02-03 05:39:07 PM
At a charter school by wife's work, this would be common place. MTA vans going the wrong way against traffic (even against their own buses). The parents are even worse, they take over the back alley behind a grocery store causing problems for the trucks trying to work. One late winter the store had a huge pile of snow built up by the plow trucks (about 10 to 12 feet high). Some dad thought it would be cool to park his '90's Jimmy on it backwards. His front wheels were atleast 5 feet above the parking lot. It took a wrecker to get him down.
johndalek
2012-02-03 06:32:52 PM
man--you read about so many cases pending---and then you see this
Prosecutors further charged her with felony possession of The case is pending.
i am worried about people with pending cases cluttering up the jails.
fickle floridian
2012-02-04 02:05:11 AM
They need to send her kids to The case is pending.
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