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Jake Havechek

2012-02-03 09:17:20 AM

"Eggs"?

Diogenes

2012-02-03 09:45:52 AM

I don't like Cain either, but calling him a "brownie" is way out of line.

cgraves67

2012-02-03 11:12:03 AM

McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.

ThreeEdgedSword

2012-02-03 11:12:26 AM

CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN

smallerGov

2012-02-03 11:12:36 AM

DNRTFA

But enjoyed headline..

/simple and funny.

Amos Quito

2012-02-03 11:16:29 AM

cgraves67: McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.

I believe you've found the recipe for Middle East peace.

Rufus Lee King

2012-02-03 11:16:37 AM

Iniamyen1

2012-02-03 11:17:34 AM

So McDonalds puts pot in their brownies?

steveGswine

2012-02-03 11:21:23 AM

If Cain could explain, it'd be mainly that he's insane.

blondski

2012-02-03 11:23:47 AM

I too can get pretty stabby over chocolate.

Lone Stranger

2012-02-03 11:26:16 AM

I've been thinking about ol' Cain and Able, sitting at a breakfast table
Talking about the way things used to be
Well Able looked at Cain and said all that shiat was in your head
I'd like to think that Cain was hard to please

JackieRabbit

2012-02-03 11:29:35 AM

Brownies are serious business! Don't be farking with my brownie, bro!

Shakespeare's Monkey

2012-02-03 11:32:51 AM

Worked in a hospital years ago. A woman was brought in with multiple gunshot wounds.
She died in the ER. Basically, she had made her husband fried corn for dinner and had
eaten it all before he got home. So he shot her six times. Ah love.

PsiChi

2012-02-03 11:37:55 AM

cgraves67: McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.

I saw that as "Police carbohydrate stabbing."

cgraves67: McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.

Speaking of McDonald's, we saw that our local franchise was completely demolished yesterday. Is this a thing?

/Somebody threw away a perfectly good McDonald's.
//No such thing.

WrestlerManager

2012-02-03 11:38:35 AM

Three steak knives? How did he wield them? One in each hand and the third goes where? Or did he hold them between his fingers sticking out like Wolverine?

stuffy

2012-02-03 11:44:05 AM

I can relate. I find girls in brownie uniforms irresistible.

MBooda

2012-02-03 11:44:19 AM

Betcha he threw the steak knives with perfect accuracy.

Ejacand

2012-02-03 11:52:12 AM

I cut 'chu, brownie.

ClitLicorice

2012-02-03 11:55:42 AM

Oh he can explain, but you have to stay awhile and listen.

bonzeemer

2012-02-03 11:57:07 AM

Was it on highway 61?

WrestlerManager

2012-02-03 12:15:16 PM

PsiChi: Speaking of McDonald's, we saw that our local franchise was completely demolished yesterday. Is this a thing?

So, the food policing has begun. Next there will be little "Carrie Nations" swinging axes in the soda isle at your local megamart.

This is a late parrot

2012-02-03 12:15:42 PM

He ain't heavy

StoPPeRmobile

2012-02-03 12:32:45 PM

stuffy: I can relate. I find girls in brownie uniforms irresistible.

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stampylives

2012-02-03 12:53:43 PM

hoping for herman, leaving disappointed.

StoPPeRmobile

2012-02-03 01:18:36 PM

stampylives: hoping for herman, leaving disappointed.

You should be. Shame on you.

KellyKellyKelly

2012-02-03 02:09:45 PM

BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S GOTTA BE... THAT'S GOTTA BE CAIN!

StoPPeRmobile

2012-02-03 02:29:50 PM

Jesus... had days like this.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-03 02:53:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: stuffy: I can relate. I find girls in brownie uniforms irresistible.

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God, that was such a horrible movie, but that particular scene was funny.

Raging Thespian

2012-02-03 03:35:12 PM

He's even got a mark on his forehead. Classic Cain.

dude_man

2012-02-03 04:43:15 PM

Is there a brownie trifecta in play? I noticed there was a story earlier about a dog named Brownie.

KyDave

2012-02-03 05:14:21 PM

Ques: How long did Cain hate his brother?

_{Ans: As long as he was Able.}

/old Sunday School joke

But, seriously: punching, knives, and ... ... ... a television? How... why ... ... what T. F.???? Is that like attacking sombody with a banana, or a bowl of raspberries?

Why wouldn't you either flee first, or use a pointed stick???

_{what a bizzare story/family -- even on Fark}

proteus_b

2012-02-03 10:16:20 PM

well, this article pretty much puts to rest the old theory about "white supremacy".

/well that and many others...

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