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2012-02-03 09:17:20 AM  
"Eggs"?
 
2012-02-03 09:45:52 AM  
I don't like Cain either, but calling him a "brownie" is way out of line.
 
2012-02-03 11:12:03 AM  
McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.
 
2012-02-03 11:12:26 AM  
CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN
 
2012-02-03 11:12:36 AM  
DNRTFA

But enjoyed headline..

/simple and funny.
 
2012-02-03 11:16:29 AM  

cgraves67: McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.



I believe you've found the recipe for Middle East peace.
 
2012-02-03 11:17:34 AM  
So McDonalds puts pot in their brownies?
 
2012-02-03 11:21:23 AM  
If Cain could explain, it'd be mainly that he's insane.
 
2012-02-03 11:23:47 AM  
I too can get pretty stabby over chocolate.
 
2012-02-03 11:26:16 AM  
I've been thinking about ol' Cain and Able, sitting at a breakfast table
Talking about the way things used to be
Well Able looked at Cain and said all that shiat was in your head
I'd like to think that Cain was hard to please
 
2012-02-03 11:29:35 AM  
Brownies are serious business! Don't be farking with my brownie, bro!
 
2012-02-03 11:32:51 AM  
Worked in a hospital years ago. A woman was brought in with multiple gunshot wounds.
She died in the ER. Basically, she had made her husband fried corn for dinner and had
eaten it all before he got home. So he shot her six times. Ah love.
 
2012-02-03 11:37:55 AM  

cgraves67: McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.


I saw that as "Police carbohydrate stabbing."

cgraves67: McDonalds has brownies?

Also, in a brownie splitting dispute, one person cuts and the other chooses which half they want. It keeps the cutter honest.


Speaking of McDonald's, we saw that our local franchise was completely demolished yesterday. Is this a thing?

/Somebody threw away a perfectly good McDonald's.
//No such thing.
 
2012-02-03 11:38:35 AM  
Three steak knives? How did he wield them? One in each hand and the third goes where? Or did he hold them between his fingers sticking out like Wolverine?
 
2012-02-03 11:44:05 AM  
I can relate. I find girls in brownie uniforms irresistible.
 
2012-02-03 11:44:19 AM  
Betcha he threw the steak knives with perfect accuracy.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-03 11:52:12 AM  
I cut 'chu, brownie.
 
2012-02-03 11:55:42 AM  
Oh he can explain, but you have to stay awhile and listen.
 
2012-02-03 11:57:07 AM  
Was it on highway 61?
 
2012-02-03 12:15:16 PM  

PsiChi: Speaking of McDonald's, we saw that our local franchise was completely demolished yesterday. Is this a thing?


So, the food policing has begun. Next there will be little "Carrie Nations" swinging axes in the soda isle at your local megamart.
 
2012-02-03 12:15:42 PM  
He ain't heavy
 
2012-02-03 12:32:45 PM  

stuffy: I can relate. I find girls in brownie uniforms irresistible.


cf1.imgobject.com
 
2012-02-03 12:53:43 PM  
hoping for herman, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-02-03 01:18:36 PM  

stampylives: hoping for herman, leaving disappointed.


You should be. Shame on you.
 
2012-02-03 02:09:45 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S GOTTA BE... THAT'S GOTTA BE CAIN!
 
2012-02-03 02:29:50 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
Jesus... had days like this.
 
2012-02-03 02:53:07 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: stuffy: I can relate. I find girls in brownie uniforms irresistible.

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God, that was such a horrible movie, but that particular scene was funny.
 
2012-02-03 03:35:12 PM  
He's even got a mark on his forehead. Classic Cain.
 
2012-02-03 04:43:15 PM  
Is there a brownie trifecta in play? I noticed there was a story earlier about a dog named Brownie.
 
2012-02-03 05:14:21 PM  
Ques: How long did Cain hate his brother?

Ans: As long as he was Able.

/old Sunday School joke

But, seriously: punching, knives, and ... ... ... a television? How... why ... ... what T. F.???? Is that like attacking sombody with a banana, or a bowl of raspberries?

Why wouldn't you either flee first, or use a pointed stick???

what a bizzare story/family -- even on Fark
 
2012-02-03 10:16:20 PM  
well, this article pretty much puts to rest the old theory about "white supremacy".

/well that and many others...
 
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