Gunplay is really the only correct reaction to hearing a country song. I'm serious.

One of the kids on my bus asked if i could play country music on the radio, and i told her that i would rather gargle fishhooks.

It's nice to not want one's dad to be in trouble for what they did to you in an addled state, but I'm sorry, firing off multiple rounds that strike someone will at least require a psychological examination and likely will bar firearms ownership for the rest of the shooter's natural life.

In some ways it's akin to taking the keys away from the elderly parent...

It's very rare that a stroke would lead to a moment of clarity like that.

FTFA "and the shooter is his 70-year-old father"


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Surprisingly this whole incident would make decent material in a country song...So there's that...

max_pooper: It's very rare that a stroke would lead to a moment of clarity like that.

Now that's some funny stuff right there, I don't care who you are.

Don't shoot me, I'm only the Karaoke singer.

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I like this pic; surprise UFIA.

Nah, he knew it was coming, and eagerly anticipated it.

Fun Kenny Chesney Fact: He requiresthat he be shown wearing a hat in every single photo or video he appears in. If an official photo or video of him is shot and he's not wearing a hat, then a hat must be photoshopped or digitally added to his head.

/he's bald.

I'm glad deranged, stroked out senior citizens are able to defend themselves against country music. God Bless America!!

hicksfa2: Surprisingly this whole incident would make decent material in a country song...So there's that...

An Appalachian murder ballad, maybe, but judging by Dad's poor aim and the accent on the younger Oller, it's been a few generations since this family has seen the head of a holler.

wellreadneck: hicksfa2: Surprisingly this whole incident would make decent material in a country song...So there's that...

An Appalachian murder ballad, maybe, but judging by Dad's poor aim and the accent on the younger Oller, it's been a few generations since this family has seen the head of a holler.

Dammit! I missed this weeks Justified!

He was too gay for Renee.

/He didn't complete her.

Sounds like a Sopranos episode.

Scorpio Rex: max_pooper: It's very rare that a stroke would lead to a moment of clarity like that.

Now that's some funny stuff right there, I don't care who you are.

Is this really the appropriate thread in which to quote Larry T. Cableguy?

/you know his jokes are funny, because he farking tells you they are
//which is a sign of good comedy right there

Bubba done shot the Jukebox

GORDON: Gunplay is really the only correct reaction to hearing a country song. I'm serious.

For the old man, gunplay is really the only correct reaction to hearing a "so called" country song.

Shot my friends car radio for same reason.

JimmyFartpants: Fun Kenny Chesney Fact: He requiresthat he be shown wearing a hat in every single photo or video he appears in. If an official photo or video of him is shot and he's not wearing a hat, then a hat must be photoshopped or digitally added to his head.

/he's bald.


The left shot looks like a slightly younger version of Mork's father in law.

I say we bail the old man out, give him six more rounds & a front row seat to a Chesney concert. Rinse, repeat, reload, Rascal Flats.