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(WJAR)   Today's "teacher has sex with student" takes a shocking turn when hot 22 year old teacher is arrested for supplying alcohol before she gets a chance to bang anyone. (With "you'd drink with her" pic)   (www2.turnto10.com) divider line 100
    More: Fail, teacher arrested, Emma Thompson, age of consent, recognizances, students  
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2012-02-03 09:20:30 AM  
Emma Wise

Not really.
 
2012-02-03 09:38:10 AM  
Uh, TFA says she DID have sex with one of the boys, but wasn't charged since he was of age.

Missed that part did we?
 
2012-02-03 09:58:25 AM  
that's a myspace angle of that teacher, subby. you have no idea if she's hot or not.

manueve.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-03 10:47:23 AM  
www2.turnto10.com

A teacher that is good for your Jo Anne Worley fetish.
 
2012-02-03 10:49:05 AM  

dletter: [www2.turnto10.com image 294x220]

A teacher that is good for your Jo Anne Worley fetish.


is that a blurred out cock next to her cheek?
 
2012-02-03 11:21:32 AM  
I'd pound her erasers.
 
2012-02-03 11:23:16 AM  
I was thinking Lily Allen
 
2012-02-03 11:23:21 AM  
We'll need to see more of her to make final judgement, but the initial prognosis looks good.
 
2012-02-03 11:23:55 AM  
I really don't understand this stuff. Have you sluts never heard of bars and clubs? Hell, just hit up a college party.
 
2012-02-03 11:24:03 AM  

sulco: I'd pound her erasers.


STATEMENT RETRACTED:
wlne.images.worldnow.com

/image hot like a school lunch
 
2012-02-03 11:24:04 AM  
Thank god another sex crime narrowly averted.

Hot or not? At 22, she's probably just about at peak condition.
 
2012-02-03 11:27:45 AM  
Is the fail tag for the stupid kids who "came forward and cooperated with the police", subby?
 
2012-02-03 11:28:12 AM  
the more you drink, the better she looks.
 
2012-02-03 11:28:25 AM  

sulco: sulco: I'd pound her erasers.

STATEMENT RETRACTED:
[wlne.images.worldnow.com image 461x260]

/image hot like a school lunch


16-18 y/o me would of done it without remorse.

26 y/o me would punch 16-18 y/o for even thinking it.
 
2012-02-03 11:28:37 AM  
Okay folks, am I the only that thinks it's a bad idea to let someone within the extended bangable age bracket of high schoolers to teach high schoolers?
 
2012-02-03 11:28:45 AM  
Hit it?

Sure, why not?
 
2012-02-03 11:28:51 AM  
Yep I'd hit it but I would be drinking for sure.
 
2012-02-03 11:29:10 AM  
fat girls do like things in their mouth......
 
2012-02-03 11:29:27 AM  
Beef KaBabe. Uh, no thanks.
 
2012-02-03 11:31:38 AM  

joeflood: Okay folks, am I the only that thinks it's a bad idea to let someone within the extended bangable age bracket of high schoolers to teach high schoolers?


Yeah... 17 and 22 is not really biologically disgusting. Maturity wise it is though.
 
2012-02-03 11:32:11 AM  

Langdon Alger: fat girls do like things in their mouth......


like eat.
 
2012-02-03 11:32:34 AM  
RTFA, She knocked boots with one of them, but he was 18 so it's all good. Only in trouble for the liquor.
 
2012-02-03 11:32:38 AM  
I didn't check the thread, but is that Monica Lewinsky, or some fruit from her loins.
 
2012-02-03 11:33:45 AM  

sulco: sulco: I'd pound her erasers.

STATEMENT RETRACTED:
[wlne.images.worldnow.com image 461x260]

/image hot like a school lunch


geez...the image in the article she's cute as heck. looks like she threw on a few dozen pounds.

/my guess is she was a good girl in college, didn't party, drink, etc
//finally had a chance to let loose, just did it with the wrong people.
///moran.
 
2012-02-03 11:34:16 AM  

joeflood: Okay folks, am I the only that thinks it's a bad idea to let someone within the extended bangable age bracket of high schoolers to teach high schoolers?


Bad idea? They have so much to offer a young and impressionable man. I had a smoking hot 22 year old French teacher when I was in high school (she even shaved her pits!). I'd have nailed her in a moment had she given me even the slightest opportunity. And mommy and the principal would never have known.
 
2012-02-03 11:34:22 AM  
did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?

topics.myfoxboston.com

/i just did
 
2012-02-03 11:34:27 AM  
You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
 
2012-02-03 11:35:00 AM  
If she bought me a drink I'd happily 'do it'. Ah, who am I kidding, I'd 'do it' anyway.
/girls EVERYONE wants tend to be terrible at sex.
 
2012-02-03 11:37:26 AM  

fireclown: You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?


Apparently it's the Taboo that is the turn on. A victimless crime with lots of danger. Even if you get caught, people just think you're a slut. Lot's of people love sluts.
 
2012-02-03 11:37:54 AM  

fireclown: You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?


In United States, ever body farks ever body else. It's like is in constitution.
 
2012-02-03 11:38:11 AM  
why can't the anchor woman want it that bad
 
2012-02-03 11:38:39 AM  

strapp3r: did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?


Yeah, she is really gorgeous and damn nice too. Had a chance to see her a few times out in the community and she's not the usual vapid dipshiat.
 
2012-02-03 11:39:32 AM  
Confirmed myspace angle pic.
 
2012-02-03 11:40:12 AM  
Oooh, hot 22 year old teacher, sweet *click*

Whoaaa, day-um she IS hot. Knowing Fark.com the thread will have more hot pictures of this hottie.

WaltzingMathilda: that's a myspace angle of that teacher, subby. you have no idea if she's hot or not.


Oh shiat, good point. That may have been a myspace angle, lemme check again.

[scrolls down to next post]

Oh shiat, that is a myspace angle. Now I'm not so sure.

[scrolls down thread]

sulco: STATEMENT RETRACTED:

[fugly.jpg]


OH GOD DAMMIT

/yeah thats how it went for me
 
2012-02-03 11:40:49 AM  

fireclown: You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?


That's not the law she broke.

Read the fine article. She broke the law of "providing minors with alcohol" but farking them was just fine because they were over the age of consent, which is 16 in The Biggest Little.
 
2012-02-03 11:42:17 AM  

strapp3r: did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?

[topics.myfoxboston.com image 640x480]

/i just did


Ditto. Here's hoping Bologna likes to play hide the salami.
 
2012-02-03 11:45:19 AM  

SilentStrider: Uh, TFA says she DID have sex with one of the boys, but wasn't charged since he was of age.

Missed that part did we?


And even if headline was accurate that would mean today's "teacher has sex with a student" would be about a teacher not having sex with a student.

Subby is like Sandusky in an elevator with a 12 year old boy. So wrong on many levels.
 
2012-02-03 11:45:36 AM  

Scaevola: strapp3r: did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?

[topics.myfoxboston.com image 640x480]

/i just did

Ditto. Here's hoping Bologna likes to play hide the salami.



Hey, back off. That's My Bologna!
 
2012-02-03 11:46:04 AM  
I'm not sure I trust a newswoman with the name Balogna.
 
2012-02-03 11:46:14 AM  
imgboot.com
 
2012-02-03 11:46:42 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: fireclown: You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

That's not the law she broke.

Read the fine article. She broke the law of "providing minors with alcohol" but farking them was just fine because they were over the age of consent, which is 16 in The Biggest Little.


Don't most states have a clause that makes it illegal if you are in a position of trust or authority?
 
2012-02-03 11:47:55 AM  

JackieRabbit: Is the fail tag for the stupid kids who "came forward and cooperated with the police", subby?


This is what I came for. Those kid should be ashamed of themselves.

farking narks
 
2012-02-03 11:48:02 AM  
Mmmmm....Bologna....
 
2012-02-03 11:48:10 AM  

jst3p:
Don't most states have a clause that makes it illegal if you are in a position of trust or authority?


No wonder married people don't have sex. It's illegal to have sex with her if she's in authority
 
2012-02-03 11:51:05 AM  

Sybarite: Scaevola: strapp3r: did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?

[topics.myfoxboston.com image 640x480]

/i just did

Ditto. Here's hoping Bologna likes to play hide the salami.


Hey, back off. That's My Bologna!


My Bologna has a first name, it's A-L-L-I-S. . .oh, fark it.
www.andyworld.com
 
2012-02-03 11:51:22 AM  

BurnShrike: jst3p:
Don't most states have a clause that makes it illegal if you are in a position of trust or authority?

No wonder married people don't have sex. It's illegal to have sex with her if she's in authority


Zing!

/don't tell my gf I laughed
//PLEASE!
 
2012-02-03 11:51:28 AM  
Is it just me or does it seem like more female teachers sleep with students than male teachers?

Also, note to schools. Don't hire any teacher that's remotely good looking. It should help decrease teacher/student relations by at least 35%. Maybe.
 
2012-02-03 11:53:55 AM  

kemosabe: Is it just me or does it seem like more female teachers sleep with students than male teachers?


It could be that male students are more likely to brag about it and get the teacher caught.
 
2012-02-03 11:55:22 AM  

jst3p: Subby is like Sandusky in an elevator with a 12 year old boy. So wrong on many levels.


Ok, it took me a couple of moments to understand why the elevator part would be relevant and when I figured it out I almost spit all over my screen. I'm moving my coffee away now.
 
2012-02-03 11:58:16 AM  
She bought beer for an adult. The horror.
 
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