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Today's "teacher has sex with student" takes a shocking turn when hot 22 year old teacher is arrested for supplying alcohol before she gets a chance to bang anyone. (With "you'd drink with her" pic)
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Sybarite
2012-02-03 09:20:30 AM
Emma Wise
Not really.
SilentStrider
2012-02-03 09:38:10 AM
Uh, TFA says she DID have sex with one of the boys, but wasn't charged since he was of age.
Missed that part did we?
WaltzingMathilda
2012-02-03 09:58:25 AM
that's a myspace angle of that teacher, subby. you have no idea if she's hot or not.
dletter
2012-02-03 10:47:23 AM
A teacher that is good for your Jo Anne Worley fetish.
thomps
2012-02-03 10:49:05 AM
dletter
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[www2.turnto10.com image 294x220]
A teacher that is good for your Jo Anne Worley fetish.
is that a blurred out cock next to her cheek?
sulco
2012-02-03 11:21:32 AM
I'd pound her erasers.
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-02-03 11:23:16 AM
I was thinking Lily Allen
michaelgvh
2012-02-03 11:23:21 AM
We'll need to see more of her to make final judgement, but the initial prognosis looks good.
natmar_76
2012-02-03 11:23:55 AM
I really don't understand this stuff. Have you sluts never heard of bars and clubs? Hell, just hit up a college party.
sulco
2012-02-03 11:24:03 AM
sulco
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I'd pound her erasers.
STATEMENT RETRACTED:
/image hot like a school lunch
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-03 11:24:04 AM
Thank god another sex crime narrowly averted.
Hot or not? At 22, she's probably just about at peak condition.
JackieRabbit
2012-02-03 11:27:45 AM
Is the fail tag for the stupid kids who "came forward and cooperated with the police", subby?
cats4rent
2012-02-03 11:28:12 AM
the more you drink, the better she looks.
Mog32Kupo
2012-02-03 11:28:25 AM
sulco
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sulco: I'd pound her erasers.
STATEMENT RETRACTED:
[wlne.images.worldnow.com image 461x260]
/image hot like a school lunch
16-18 y/o me would of done it without remorse.
26 y/o me would punch 16-18 y/o for even thinking it.
joeflood
2012-02-03 11:28:37 AM
Okay folks, am I the only that thinks it's a bad idea to let someone within the extended bangable age bracket of high schoolers to teach high schoolers?
wambu
2012-02-03 11:28:45 AM
Hit it?
Sure, why not?
Tango_down
2012-02-03 11:28:51 AM
Yep I'd hit it but I would be drinking for sure.
Langdon Alger
2012-02-03 11:29:10 AM
fat girls do like things in their mouth......
DrippinBalls
2012-02-03 11:29:27 AM
Beef KaBabe. Uh, no thanks.
blondski
2012-02-03 11:31:38 AM
joeflood
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Okay folks, am I the only that thinks it's a bad idea to let someone within the extended bangable age bracket of high schoolers to teach high schoolers?
Yeah... 17 and 22 is not really biologically disgusting. Maturity wise it is though.
bikerbob59
2012-02-03 11:32:11 AM
Langdon Alger
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fat girls do like things in their mouth......
like eat.
tulax
2012-02-03 11:32:34 AM
RTFA, She knocked boots with one of them, but he was 18 so it's all good. Only in trouble for the liquor.
Fark-N-Noodle
2012-02-03 11:32:38 AM
I didn't check the thread, but is that Monica Lewinsky, or some fruit from her loins.
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-03 11:33:45 AM
sulco
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sulco: I'd pound her erasers.
STATEMENT RETRACTED:
[wlne.images.worldnow.com image 461x260]
/image hot like a school lunch
geez...the image in the article she's cute as heck. looks like she threw on a few dozen pounds.
/my guess is she was a good girl in college, didn't party, drink, etc
//finally had a chance to let loose, just did it with the wrong people.
///moran.
JackieRabbit
2012-02-03 11:34:16 AM
joeflood
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Okay folks, am I the only that thinks it's a bad idea to let someone within the extended bangable age bracket of high schoolers to teach high schoolers?
Bad idea? They have so much to offer a young and impressionable man. I had a smoking hot 22 year old French teacher when I was in high school (she even shaved her pits!). I'd have nailed her in a moment had she given me even the slightest opportunity. And mommy and the principal would never have known.
strapp3r
2012-02-03 11:34:22 AM
did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?
/i just did
fireclown
2012-02-03 11:34:27 AM
You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
hitlersbrain
2012-02-03 11:35:00 AM
If she bought me a drink I'd happily 'do it'. Ah, who am I kidding, I'd 'do it' anyway.
/girls EVERYONE wants tend to be terrible at sex.
hitlersbrain
2012-02-03 11:37:26 AM
fireclown
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You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
Apparently it's the Taboo that is the turn on. A victimless crime with lots of danger. Even if you get caught, people just think you're a slut. Lot's of people love sluts.
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-02-03 11:37:54 AM
fireclown
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You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
In United States, ever body farks ever body else. It's like is in constitution.
Olympus Mons
2012-02-03 11:38:11 AM
why can't the anchor woman want it that bad
TeddyBallGame
2012-02-03 11:38:39 AM
strapp3r
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did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?
Yeah, she is really gorgeous and damn nice too. Had a chance to see her a few times out in the community and she's not the usual vapid dipshiat.
I read fark for the pics
2012-02-03 11:39:32 AM
Confirmed myspace angle pic.
lennavan
2012-02-03 11:40:12 AM
Oooh, hot 22 year old teacher, sweet *click*
Whoaaa, day-um she IS hot. Knowing Fark.com the thread will have more hot pictures of this hottie.
WaltzingMathilda
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that's a myspace angle of that teacher, subby. you have no idea if she's hot or not.
Oh shiat, good point. That may have been a myspace angle, lemme check again.
[scrolls down to next post]
Oh shiat, that
is
a myspace angle. Now I'm not so sure.
[scrolls down thread]
sulco
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STATEMENT RETRACTED:
[fugly.jpg]
OH GOD DAMMIT
/yeah thats how it went for me
bubo_sibiricus
2012-02-03 11:40:49 AM
fireclown
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You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
That's not the law she broke.
Read the fine article. She broke the law of "providing minors with alcohol" but farking them was just fine because they were over the age of consent, which is 16 in The Biggest Little.
Scaevola
2012-02-03 11:42:17 AM
strapp3r
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did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?
[topics.myfoxboston.com image 640x480]
/i just did
Ditto. Here's hoping Bologna likes to play hide the salami.
jst3p
2012-02-03 11:45:19 AM
SilentStrider
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Uh, TFA says she DID have sex with one of the boys, but wasn't charged since he was of age.
Missed that part did we?
And even if headline was accurate that would mean today's "teacher has sex with a student" would be about a teacher not having sex with a student.
Subby is like Sandusky in an elevator with a 12 year old boy. So wrong on many levels.
Sybarite
2012-02-03 11:45:36 AM
Scaevola
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strapp3r: did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?
[topics.myfoxboston.com image 640x480]
/i just did
Ditto. Here's hoping Bologna likes to play hide the salami.
Hey, back off. That's My Bologna!
chopit
2012-02-03 11:46:04 AM
I'm not sure I trust a newswoman with the name Balogna.
Herb Utsmelz
2012-02-03 11:46:14 AM
jst3p
2012-02-03 11:46:42 AM
bubo_sibiricus
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fireclown: You don't frak your students. Is that SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
That's not the law she broke.
Read the fine article. She broke the law of "providing minors with alcohol" but farking them was just fine because they were over the age of consent, which is 16 in The Biggest Little.
Don't most states have a clause that makes it illegal if you are in a position of trust or authority?
Green Scorpio
2012-02-03 11:47:55 AM
JackieRabbit
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Is the fail tag for the stupid kids who "came forward and cooperated with the police", subby?
This is what I came for. Those kid should be ashamed of themselves.
farking narks
litespeed74
2012-02-03 11:48:02 AM
Mmmmm....Bologna....
BurnShrike
2012-02-03 11:48:10 AM
jst3p
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Don't most states have a clause that makes it illegal if you are in a position of trust or authority?
No wonder married people don't have sex. It's illegal to have sex with her if she's in authority
Scaevola
2012-02-03 11:51:05 AM
Sybarite
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Scaevola: strapp3r: did news gal Alison Bologna do anything naughty?
[topics.myfoxboston.com image 640x480]
/i just did
Ditto. Here's hoping Bologna likes to play hide the salami.
Hey, back off. That's My Bologna!
My Bologna has a first name, it's A-L-L-I-S. . .oh, fark it.
jst3p
2012-02-03 11:51:22 AM
BurnShrike
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jst3p:
Don't most states have a clause that makes it illegal if you are in a position of trust or authority?
No wonder married people don't have sex. It's illegal to have sex with her if she's in authority
Zing!
/don't tell my gf I laughed
//PLEASE!
kemosabe
2012-02-03 11:51:28 AM
Is it just me or does it seem like more female teachers sleep with students than male teachers?
Also, note to schools. Don't hire any teacher that's remotely good looking. It should help decrease teacher/student relations by at least 35%. Maybe.
jst3p
2012-02-03 11:53:55 AM
kemosabe
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Is it just me or does it seem like more female teachers sleep with students than male teachers?
It could be that male students are more likely to brag about it and get the teacher caught.
lennavan
2012-02-03 11:55:22 AM
jst3p
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Subby is like Sandusky in an elevator with a 12 year old boy. So wrong on many levels.
Ok, it took me a couple of moments to understand why the elevator part would be relevant and when I figured it out I almost spit all over my screen. I'm moving my coffee away now.
badhatharry
2012-02-03 11:58:16 AM
She bought beer for an adult. The horror.
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